Bish, you gotta go through me first. Senpai belongs to ME. *Calls my Yandere sisters* Ayano: Another rival? Fifth time this week... Yuno: I mean, can you blame them? Info-chan: I guess you can't. Yuri: But they need to know that he belongs to HER. Kotonoha: Exactly. *Hands me my katana* Go do great things, fellow sister. Me: Don't worry sisters. I will. Villain Deku: Yes, yes, and YES. Thx for teaching me the ways of the Yandere, Ayano. Ayano: No problem. 👍
Me ( aka A demonic child): *Looks for villain asmr vids* Morphy: *breaks down my door* Hey I heard you are looking for a villain asmr vid! Me: Do I know you? Morphy: I am one of your favorite asmr youtubers! :) Me: Akira? Morphy: no Me: Chaos PM? Morphy: no Me: wait.........Morphy! Morphy: That's me! What 3 vids did you post now? *takes a sip of tea* Morphy: 3 V!Deku vids! Me: *spits out tea* Dammit I was missing out! Buh-bye! Morphy: bye! Enjoy those! Me: *grabs phone and locks self in room* let's see.... Me: *listen to asmr* holy !@$%#&*
WAIT, WOAH. I WAS GONE FOR FOUR HOURS, *FOUR.* And you became a villian in FOUR HOURS? BRUH, I wanted to cuddle Deku today.. Well.. I mean.. I don’t mind, but-
Villain Deku: what about you....what am I going to do to you? Me: * slides under my blanket * Also Villain Deku: your my slave Also me: but just a minute ago you said I was your doll? Make up your mind Villain Deku: feeling sleepy? Me: na bro I woke up 2 hours snd 15 minutes ago