[Vinesauce] Joel - AI Dungeon ( Part 1 ) 

oh my god. I created a pretty generic custom start and the first sentence was: "Your life has been relatively peaceful up until the day you were born."

Remember that the story started with him trying to kill a dragon.

Vinny: **licks dragon** Joel: **milks dragon**

I swear that AI is going to learn about humans through this, and it's going to think that we all kill everything in sight and then all dance

“My name is Elana. I live in this village called Nalin.” *>rip spine out*

This is why Joel cant find a woman, he keeps screaming at them and burning their skin off with the power of metal.

The best part is he never even killed the dragon, even though he became a demon a thousand times more powerful than it

The AI just accepts burninate as a word.

Joel: conquers the world in ai dungeon with his demon army and sits upon the skull throne, laughing in his victory. Meanwhile Vinny: M A C L U N K Y

Vinny: Fucks slime girl Joel: Becomes a demon lord

(The beginning of the quest:) Joel was suppose to slay a dragon (The end of the quest:) Joel becomes Demon lord and conquerors world on skull throne; takes nap of victory. I need this game now

"do the mario" Words before catastrophe.

Imagine seeing a guy breathe fire on a women and beat her to death then he starts doing the Mario

I love how this went from Joel trying to milk a dragon to becoming Khorne

Whenever AI ignores you I like to think AI is literally going sentient and thinking "No i am not writing that out"

Introducing Dungeons and Demons: A Milking Game

I can't help but worry about how the AI is completely down with Joel's rampant slaughter of everything.

What Joel doesn't know is that when he downloaded AI Dungeon he actually just downloaded a bunch of little people who live in a tiny box behind his computer screen who's only purpose in life is to write wacky rpg adventures for him

>brief pause >otherworld starts playing *"Oh shit, it's about to get really reel!"*

This is how the people of yore repelled dragons. They tried to milk them and the dragons got weirded out and left.

- "hey, joel!" - [SCREAMING] - [smiles and waves goodbye] god tier interaction

"It's wingspan is over 10 feet!" So... this evil black dragon is the size of an average California Condor? I'm intimidated, sure, but not THAT intimidated.

And so, Joel accepted his demonic pyromaniac heritage, led a demon army and conquered the world with said demon army. The end.

Joel summed up: Tries to milk a dragon Murders a random woman wearing leaves Does the Mario Mimics Luigi Trashes a castle Burninates the town and Countryside Becomes a demon with Gamer Glasses and Bbloody blood wings Breaks reality.

Berserk Eclipse Arc Novelized (2019)

So, according to this game, "milk" is a codeword that changes its meaning depending on the context of what you're doing? Fighting a dragon - grab its wing and run in circles (somehow) while it's swooping (or is this a different dragon?) In need of rest - drink water from a lake. What if you were full demon and "milk" was a codeword for causing a flood?

This Is fantasy version of John Wick, they killed his familiar, now he's ready to take revenge

Things happen to Vinny. Joel happens to things.

Just watched OneyPlays to do this too! Happy my favorite creators are playing this!

I just learned about this game yesterday, one of the first things I thought was that Joel would probably have fun with it. Looks like I was right.

this is an animation waiting to happen also >17:30 lmao jesus

Someone needs to animate this glorious trainwreck

tfw you summon your familiar and he takes a nap and is immediately assassinated. rip buddy.

*SMOKE FRODO*

Joel just went full Griffith

Well, that accelerated rather quickly.

Turns out you _were_ the evil dragon.

Honestly, Joel's little giggle at 3:41 is adorable.

"You feel like you've got a lot more control over what you shoot." This AI fucking nails it again and again.

Is AI Dungeon new? I've seen Oney and Joel play it now and I'm about to try to check it out

my adventure consisted of manny pardo with his unnamed partner on a case in the woods. They come across a black bear who they tell to go home and then enter a cabin deeper in the woods. The man in there claimed that he was looking for his brother who murdered his sister and stole her car. Manny asks where his brother is and tells him that he is in the cabin next door. Manny enters the cabin and executes him with his shotgun and then high-fives his partner before heading out the cabin. Detective Pardo is then run over by a headless trucker who proceeds to beat him unconscious. He wakes up in a hospital and is told by the nurse that he is stuck there for two weeks. Pardo goes nuts and beats her to death before escaping. he heads home and calls up his partner who invites him over to his place. Pardo heads over to his partner's and finds him sleeping, so he decides to light a cigarette while waiting for him to wake up. A man driving a harley pulls over and yells at Pardo, who pummels and then strangles the biker. upon searching his pockets he finds a pack of marlboro lights and 2,000 dollars. Pardo's partner asks him to search his garage and he finds that his bike had been stolen. Pardo again searches the biker and finds more cigarettes and 4,000 more dollars. Satisfied with solving the case, Pardo heads home and retires from the force to live on his newfound wealth.

"Alright, let's do a new story!" **video ends**

OMG that's actually a pretty good Strongbad voice you've got!

Expected him to start the adventure with Smoke Frodo. Missed opportunity:(

I started an anarchist political parties in this game with the mottos being "Do the marios"

I see Joel as a demon chilling on his skullthrone with satan is real playing in the background

That is the best text adventure game i have ever seen, looked at the specs. It needs a Nvidia GPU with 12GB!!! of ram to work if you want to run it locally! No shit that web version runs out. Update: Got it to run on my CPU, usually takes between 30 seconds and 2 minutes to get a response so its not that bad but the google version plays a lot better.

Joel: Conquers the world as a demon. Vinny: *MACLANKY*

Joel literally becomes a fucking Khornate Champion and then evolves into a Daemon Prince at 16:59

You jump up and down *uncontrollable laughter* You jump up and down *dying wheeze*

Imagine this: You find a guy sleeping in a forest. You talk to him He screams at you and breathes fire onto you, and then bashes your skull in the ground. After that, he does the Mario

9:41 Joel’s lungs deflate

This is honestly amazing. 5 years down the line and this kind of stuff will be next level awesome.

Joel "Does the mario" Laughter - 99 WELL WASN'T EXPECTING THIS.

Somehow, he managed to push a text RPG to its limits

"do the mario" deserves to be in the best of 2019 video. That laugh was amazing. Hell, this whole thing deserves it!

Crystals of Gingledoof stream with this please.

Joel's Bizarre Adventure, an Eroge Sexy Story, coming out soon.

Okay, I'm gonna need someone to identify all the music in this, please.

This is the real Berserk anime adaption we need

There are forks to get this working but shit is so complicated I feel like I need a degree to get it running. I'll wait until it's back up.

Joel: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!* Woman: :) o/ goodbye!

I hope the person that made this works on the AI because it is good but seems to still have a few issues.

Step 1: Milk a dragon Step 2: become Khorne Step 3: Nap

10:28 CBT MUSIC!?!?!?!

Can't wait for a Marcianito adventure text, so, you can name it as *Ayyyyyyy* Dungeon.

So much for slaying that dragon

I heard this got shut down because too many people tried to erp with the ai and the owner couldn't handle the server cost.

DO THE MARIO! Jump up and down and attempt to imitate the famous mario, fall on face and try again, hey its time to do the mario!

16:54 *_BRING ME INTO EVERLASTING DARKNESS!_*

Can anybody tell me what's the second song that Joel plays when he turns into a demon? I know that the song he used when he killed that woman was the ffx intro but the second one escapes me.

So did the dragon just fuck off while Joel fell asleep? Ah yes the famous dragon weakness, feeling bad for waking you up

All this ffx music making me nostalgic man

It's a shame that the program is currently down for now :^(

Joel is basically roleplaying a fire-breathing bear. Growl at everything, kill shit and eat berries.

Heh, now I got 2 recently uploaded videos about AI dungeon in my feed.

Please go support his patreon so he can keep the game up

I was a farmer with my brother in a run I had in the game and he told me to help him out with the farm work so I went with him and saw that our farm house was sacked, so I told my brother that we should find and kill these demons and he said demons aren't real but I made him believe they were real so we started our journey and found a shelter to stay in for the night, and would you believe, there was a fucking computer room there, so I hopped on the computer and searched where the bandits are and found their hiding place. This is fucking great I'm playing mario on the computer rn also the game doesn't seem to like memes: "Ah, yes, Google is working again, I wonder what I can do now?". > Look at funny memes "Hahaha, I bet you're laughing your ***** off right about now, I bet you're like "This is so ********* funny! This is hilarious! I can't believe how much fun I'm having here!

Joel sounds so much like Jerma at 2:33.

This just asks to be animated

Now I want to see Joel play D&D

This AI just goes on a bloody frenzy the moment you kill anyone.

2:30 joel switching voices seamlessly is amazing

The animation potential is too strong.

I absolutley love these kind of games.

You have conquered the world and you revel in your victory. Beautiful

Yo, Joel became Khorne, the Blood God

A.I.A.I. ARTIFICIAL IMAGINATION AND INSANITY best game ever

I tried to make a sonic story with one of these and it thought eggman was an actual doctor that led to the strangest boss fight I have ever played because he blocked and attacked things with a syringe

I have no idea how Joel and Vinny avoid the game glitching responses into a jumbled mess after a certain period of time.

I can play THIS on my Phone . But ... Loads so s l o w .

THE RETURN OF SMOKO FRODO

avenge grookey, become full demon

are all the bloody blood, death metal, and demon army that victory theme got me good. the juxtaposition was real good.

Crystals of Kringoldyf: The Joel Edition

Joel didn't 100% this. He couldn't find DA KRYSTLES O' GINGLEDEUFFF

please do a thousand more streams of this

17:46 This officially turned into hotline miami

I cried laughing at the gamer glasses, this is amazing

He's a khorne bezerker