[Vinesauce] Joel - Chex Quest 

"How degrading would it be where you just basically have to say to yourself 'Yeah, it's magic. I can't explain it. I'm sorry.'" *Meanwhile, in 2014...* "When I was 5-6 years old, I asked my dad 'Dad, what is technology?' And my dad goes 'It's magic, Joel. It's magic.' Ever since that day, little Joel was never the same."

*The longer the icon of Flem stays on Bazoik, the stronger it will become.*

im happy you liked chex quest. If you're gonna play chex quest 2, play the episode through the chex3 iwad. The original chex 2 was rushed and the level design was not that good, but chex quest 3 had the 3 games in one as episodes and they remade the second episode

Jesus Christ, I don’t know why but the way Joel ends EVERY sentence with “Aeeh” is so much more pronounced in this vod and its fucking slaying me.

I don't like breakfast, but when I was a kid I begged my parents to buy Chex cereal for this game and also Captain Crunch for that PC game where you raise some kind of goblin. More companies should do this.

Can't wait for CHEX QUEST ETERNAL

The entirety of Wikipedia when compressed is around 100gb so you could split it between a few phones and bring those with you if you went into the past, like, say, the 1600's. Bring a solar phone charger, and you could give humanity a technological boost. You'll also have to teach them how to read modern English, but that wouldn't be super difficult.

Woah Joel, this doom wad looks great!

4:40 I’ve heard of barrel-chested, but never box-chested.

Crunch and Chew until the cereal is done!

I love Brutal Chex. It's delicious! It has rusty nails, whole grain rice, I think barbed wires but I can't remember. It's really good.

Two of my favorite things in the world: *Breakfast and VIOLENCE!*

I loved Chex Quest as a kid, so much so my (sometimes stupid) teenage brother destroyed the disc because he thought I was getting "obsessed". This was before I knew I could have just copied it off of the disc as it was copy protection free. The sounds of flemoids are still much scarier to me today than it should be, as it was one of the first games I had played with stereo sound that dampens sounds behind you to suggest normal heading.

Why do people eat special K? It's because they're delicious 3-grain flakes combined whole wheat barley and rice to deliver a crunchy and nourishing breakfast enriched with a blend of 9 essential vitamins and minerals including; vitamin D, vitamin B, vitamin C, zinc and iron. Special K has many of the nutrients you need to help you feel strong. Ingredients in Special K include: wheat bran, soy grits, rice, wheat gluten, soybean oil, soy protein isolate, whole grain wheat, contains 2% or less of sugar, salt, malt flavouring, sucralose, natural and artificial flavour, and BHT for freshness. Vitamins and minerals include vitamin C (ascorbic acid), vitamin E (alpha tocopherol acetate), niacinamide, reduced iron, vitamin B6 (pyridoxine hydrochloride), vitamin B1 (thiamin hydrochloride), vitamin A (palmitate), vitamin B2 (riboflavin), folic acid, and vitamin B12.

i'll see you all at the chex quest modding contest

25:40 - " I basically don't put together food because I'm too lazy and it's too much work. " P sure that's one of the highway to hell steps to deep depression.

"Puts Milk first, THEN Cereal" Aaah, _Memories of SUCH wrongness..._ (Where DO the times go?)

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR ALL MY LIIIFEE

I grew up never knowing Chex was a Cereal, it's a mix like chips so i was SO confused when people said they put milk in there (what i thought was) chips.....

When you uploaded this I had to double chex my notifications to see if it was really true

11:04 wait, if he's playing as a chex man, wouldn't him eating chex be considered cannibalism??

i once ate 3 boxes of chex in one sitting

"The Squad is on Spotify Listen to the epic Chex Quest soundtrack to experience all the drama and excitement of battling Flemoids directly through your speakers." Soooooo....

Finally, a person who is somewhat relevant playing chex quest in 2020

Electricity is just when you spin magnets around a wire and the electrons from the magnets are transferred into the wire through the magnetic field generated by spinning them

this is just leaked footage of the new doom mapping contest

Chex Quest 4. Chex Man comes back as the Chex Warrior and gets involved in a convoluted plot.

38:50 Game's Ending (In-Game) 43:19 Game's Ending (FMV version)

5:21 oblivion dialogue be like

Now, this is epic

"I only play REAL games."

Joel streamed chex quest and i missed it *JOEL STREAMED CHEX QUEST AND I MISSED IT*

joel is the best change my mind

"Milk and cereal, cereal and milk"

9:00 DOOM MAPPING CONTEST III CONFIRMED?! NO VAY!

Hello Joel, I've known you for some time now. And I realize that here in Brazil, you kind of have an influence as a comic character. I always see great references to you. I admire you a lot, I always laugh with your videos and with two different versions in SoulCalibur 6. Thank you! Joel.

the fact that chex quest hd remake doesnt run on the doom 2016 engine is a crime agiasnt nature

“AAAHHH.” - LEGO YODA

In the first morning, in the first breakfast, when the sun first rose, one stood. Sogged by the milk of Cowmageddon, his Chex dampened by the liquid of Flem and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual moistness. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Bazoik Caves seeking vengeance against the Flemoids who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Morning Cereals and those that tasted the spin of his spoon named him... the Flemoid Zorcher.

ugh, serious sam second encounter pulled the same shit with it's demo level being different than the same level in the full game

I come from fecalfunny and I volunteer!

Chex warrior > all your doomguys, master chiefs, duke nukema.

Speaking of 90’s Doom Wad: I remember one with Simpson characters and one with Barney replacing them enemies. Not sure if you’ve already featured though.

In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Slimed by the Flemmoids of Bazoik, his soul blistered by the slime of Flem and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Chex Squadron, and those that tasted the bite of his zorcher named him... the Chex Warrior.

5:27 bootleg Star Platinum anyone?

I like to think that this is cannon in the doom universe and that bfg division plays throughout the whole chex quest.

I need a Joel and Civie 11 crossover episode on a spiritual level, they're both talking about this game right now

You should play Captain Crunch's Crunchling Adventure. It was one of my favorite games as a kid and also came in a cereal box lol

I hope he also does Chex Quest 2 and 3 too

Top 5 most epic video game soundtracks

The Chex commercial has a lot of green gag. Yes, gag is what you kids call slime.

Chex is one of those cereals that if you had as a kid, you love it still.

Hay Joel super ghostbuster was the funniest part 2019

29:06 Fruit's high sugar can be a problem, but fleshy vegetables are even worse because starch converts to sugar so readily. My mother's blood sugar flies up if she has any potato.

Just once I'd like to see c=√(E/m) or m=E/c² on one of those background chalkboards instead of E=mc². At least then you take it from "faking smart" up to "mostly faking smart, but with basic understanding of algebra".

"Glass of water for breakfast and back to bed" Yeah, me too Joel. Me too. I normally skip breakfast because I also feel nauseous when I wake up, which is fine because then I get something quick to eat when I get to work.

Zap and Zorch till it's done

so early its still 360p

3:54 I've never seen such honest and unsettling flavors.

Time to eat chex and kick ass... and im all outta chex

A few hours after watching this I went to Steam and checked for free to play games, apparently CQHD is free there, what a small world.

they have a remastered version(chex quest HD) for free on steam where theres more characters(you don’t unlock them after beating the game, you unlock them by codes. Just look up the codes for all characters)

Chex eternal

Joel should play this with Brutal Quest. Funniest thing you can do in Chex Quest.

Brutal Chex! With blood instead of milk! And rusted nails and glass! FUCKING METAL!!!!!

Watching with a bag o Chex mix at midnight

Oh no his skeleton is not coming out!

You want weird 90s cereal commercials? Look up "Kellog's Corn Pops Commercial Gotta' Have My Pops."

Using these magic tricks to get out of bounds sure makes this game named as *Cheese* Quest, right? Hmhmhm...

Chex Eternal

I don't remember which cereal it was, but I remember getting a copy of Sim Roller Coaster in a box once. Didn't even have a PC at the time in our house, had to take it to my aunt's house to play.

Now this is real gamer time

loved this game as a kid

26:50 Joel, buy cheese and ham in 1Kg packages. Game changer, and cheaper.

6:46 Buzz Lightyear in Chex Cereal???

Joel: Too much fruit Is bad for you Also Joel: I will eat pringles for breakfast

Man, Black Mesa is better than I was expecting.

This came out just in time for the remake

Puppy chow or deer tracks. Powdered sugar, chocolate, and Chex mixed together.

Twister tornado

"He doesn't kill them" Mmmmmm, nice scene at 20:06

I was 4 when I played this game and it terrified me cuz it reminded me of the FPS parts of the Oceans software Jurassic Park game where the raptors would jump at you and attack you

If the game was sold in Latin America, the game would be named as *CheXpirito* Quest. (sorry)

Honey Graham O's squad REPRESENT

You got to get the Honey Chex.

- Apples are bad for you - Also, I eat Pringles for breakfast

35:38 Does anybody else see faces in the wall

Finally someone who is cereal

*Those g o o e y sounds*

I didn't have this but I did have the Captain Crunch game and the Coco Puffs game.

One word describes this stream UGH

why doesn't the chex man simply eat the booger men

Chex tastes like dry Rice Krispes, if you have them there. I myself love them, but people usually hate them.

Chex Quest is Super Noah's Ark done right.

They should add Chex guy to Quake Champions

0:31 the cereal is ok, nothing special. It's cereal. Chex mix is the shit though.

People are sleeping on Chex man

Joel you're my favorite. Also I played Chex Quest too.

Checks snacks are better than cereal. They're like chips but better

32:25 those are actually pinkies.