[Vinesauce] Joel - NES Drug Games 

"Ricky needs to learn to respect other peoples' property" - the guy who was not five minutes ago skateboarding across people's roofs and windowsills

With violence anything is possible -Joel 2016

Remember kids, if someone gives you drugs remember to say thanks! Drugs are expensive!

"Name one turtle that has amounted to anything in soceity" I can name four: Leonardo, Donetello, Raphael and Michelangelo

"you're a squirrel, can't you just fly home?" - Joel 2016

"Yes smoke urethra dick, drugs" ~ Joel "Vargskelethor" 2016

"This one rat keeps throwing cocaine balls at me" If this was heard out of context, one may think Joel has lost his sanity entirely.

JUST SAY Y A *O* I!

Maybe what Captain Lou was trying to say with "going to hell before you die" was that it would make your live miserable and a "living hell"

Totally True Fact: Doc Brown actually powered the flux capacitor with handfuls of PCP. That's how he managed time travel.

"With the power of PCP I can now Time-travel"

"Stealing is bad and gets you into more trouble than it's worth....UNLESS YOU GET AWAY WITH IT!" -Joel

I can bet my left asscheek that chat most likely couldn't shut up about JonTron.

Just say yis kids

If you are the Doomguy, you WILL go to hell before you die. MANY TIMES!

I've been to hell and I haven't died yet. You see, Hell is actually a town in Michigan. And they make some pretty good ice cream.

2:35 "Who's Ricky Rat? Who's Toby Turtle? Who the fuck are you?"

"You don't do grass, you won't take pills. You won't even smoke a cigarette! What do you like?" "Man, I like GIRLS."

0:51"Who needs mind altering substances with your decorating decisions, Mom? Last night I stayed up in my empty room praying for furniture, slowly going mad from the eye-numbing wallpaper. The colors started dancing, and I puked all over the wall. You probably can't even tell it's there, can you? Speaking of puke, you're probably going to regurgitate catchy drug rhymes at me while I leave instead of actually communicating. You can't do anything right. That's why dad's not wearing any fucking pants." -Seanbaby

Seriously though Krokidil's terrifying. They say people addicted to it tend to only live for 2 or 3 years or so after starting it. Shit literally has gasoline, ethanol, paint thinner, and hydrochloric acid in it among other things.

Bad Moral time with Uncle Jobel Premiers April 20th on ABC after Sesame Street

Little did he know the turtle just getting his meds and he died shortly after

JOEL!? HAVE YOU BEEN DOWNLOADING PCP AND KROKODIL AGAIN?!

What do you call a high gardener? A weed whacker

When you were fixing the Wally Bear ending screen you could've made it say "it's wrong to say no" instead.

"with the power of pcp, I can time travel" -jobenstein, 2016

AVGN did it before Jontron guys, calm down.

the ''crossbow'' sign has that castlevania font.

but if someone tries to touch you in a place, or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good. First thing you do is you say YAOI.

Skateboarding home and got attacked by dracula? Well acid will do that sometimes.

NOT EVEN ONCE

My grandmother died tonight, yet Joel can still strike a smile in me, thank you Joel, for being such an uplifting person.

"Cocaine is really popular with uh... The same guy."

Joel, I have to be honest, I suffer from real bad depression. I have some fucked up thoughts sometimes, and let me say this, you brighten my life. It's not even your comedy, It's just your presence, your voice. It helps me, it makes me feel like I'm in the same room with a good friend, which I don't have too many of. But thank you for every stream you've ever done. Thank you Joel.

Cocaine cat for president 2016

inb4 JonTron comments. Speaking of which, where's my hands?

25:33 *WHAT THINGS HAVE YOU SEEN JOEL, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!*

2:36 Who's Ricky Rat? Who's Toby Turtle? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

just say Y A O I

He didn't have enough time for it but Cap Lou was referring that you will go through hell over drugs. It's a slow painful death was what I think he was getting at but the ad was too short.

kids don't do drugs or take rides with strangers, but it's okay to ride your skateboard across town all alone at night with no helmet on xD

This is madness, why is that bear not wearing a helmet?

I see that Joel knows the meaning of the true man's world.

"Murder is OK if you do it like a ninja." ~Joel 2016

An overlooked problem associated with drug use is the user's inability to finish anything they start. Especially prevalant in the youth of today. I'm 18 and I can promi

Just say, "yaoi." Here's a *List of Games with Timestamps.* 0:00:00 - _Wally Bear & The NO Gang_ 0:21:02 - *Sidebar:* "Captain Lou - WGBS Philly 57 'Just Say No' Drugs PSA" video 0:25:00 - _Wally Bear & The NO Gang_ (cont.) 0:33:18 - *Sidebar:* Making the _Wally Bear_ ending better 0:40:20 - *Sidebar:* _NARC_ (1988) and _NARC_ (2005) 0:41:33 - _NARC_ (NES) ⁽ᴬʷʷ ʸᶦˢ⁾ 0:54:47 - *Sidebar:* _NARC_ (NES) overview and ending video _NARC_ (arcade) overview and ending video 0:59:25 - *Sidebar:* Carts and cart art 1:02:12 - *Stream closing*

No bear and the wally gang

"Name one turtle that as amended to society" Franklin, that Tortoise and the Hare Living Books, Bowser?

I just had a hunch. What if Wally Bear and the No Gang is really hard with no checkpoints so that children will keep playing it from the beginning over and over and over, and read the anti-drug messages over and over and over so that they'll remember them really well?

21:30 Grand Dad says you're going to hell!

I think i'd go mad within hours if my wallpaper was literally just berries

Oh my god, did Joel watch Cartoon All-stars to the Rescue on stream?

Krokodil is a derivative of morphine. It has nothing to do with acid. The abscesses of skin come from the chemical byproducts that remain when it is synthesized. (Also to a lesser extent the gangrene you can contract)

It's 4/20 and I need to blaze some code keem but I'll go to hell if I do

"With the power of PCP I can now time travel" Well, that soundbyte is out there now

Joel vs. Captain Lou And His Rabbi starts at 21:20 (The ending edit starts at 34:04)

My dad doesn't wear pants either. *Urn falls over* DAD!

"If you do drugs, you'll go to hell before you die" Words of wisdom

Going into cars with strangers is called Uber!

"YAOI???" IM DEAD

Wally Bear looks like he's got some serious downs going on all over his face.

Uncle Joel, that 'hell' is just an analogy of being in pain

"toby! the hell dude? you already have a gang." "you're a TURTLE, you aren't going to get anywhere in life without us"

Gilvasunner better make high quality rips of Wally

I await the Priscilla yiff art.

This must have been quite the ninja stream, it completely slipped through my radar.

"Oh! You can throw calzones!" -Jole 2016

Mr Big: HOW DO EXPECT TO OUTRUN ME WHEN IM ALREADY HERE

"Too Much Dracula." - JoelTroel, 2016

has anyone realized that wally has 3 shirts on in the main menu

"Yes smoke urethra, dick drugs" Joel 2016

" Just Say Yaoi" -Captain Lou

I remembered watching this video when it was released, I was in highschool goddamn time is flying

Oh god, that captain lou PSA, I remember seeing that thing over and over when vinesauce had the AP.

How fitting its uploaded on 4/20.

38:04 J. Wally: The Bear with Two Right Paws, wielding the Stand "Hanged Grizzly". He is the murderer of Toby Turtle's sister, Tina Turtle, who Toby is on a cross-country hunt to avenge her death.

It is in fact a ball of cocaine

Tutorals

I'm beyond stoned right now mm this gonna be good

"It's the Cocaine Cat." Joel - 2016

"You go to hell before you die" I guess he wasnt talking literaly, and was reffering to effects of drug overdose on the brain before death.

I loved how a skateboarding bear desintegrates dogs with the power of pie

"This game just went from a perfect zero to a perfect ten... Is this real life?"

1:11 ZA WARUDO

OH, MY FAVORITE!

Favorite thing about Narc "YOU'RE BUSTED"

Wally bear and the no gang turns into Braid... The magic of Joel

YES YAOI- MY FAVOURITE RU-vidR HAS FINALLY SAID IT. My life is complete.

Wait there is part 2,idk i have stomach to do it -Joel 2016 (still great youtuber)

Joel does all the drugs and then some before streaming

Did uncle joal turn into a pirate when talking about Captain Lou's yaoi agenda?

Stream: *has 2 games, along with a lot of reference potential* Everyone: *_JUST SAY YAOI_*

your streams are the greatest to watch while drawing smut

NO

When Joel says "and uh" it reminds me of when Lrr from Futurama would say his wifes name Ndnd. Maybe Joel isn't the gentle uncle like Swedish man we all took him for..

*”Just say yis”* That gotta be one of the greatest line of 2016 lmao

You had me at penile Italian food injections.

You know, if a bear came in skateboarding through subway train trying to kill everyone in his path, and tried to talk me out of doing drugs... i'd probably say yes, and then take drugs anyway.

Color palette: subway toilets

We can hear you hittin' the bong.