"Great quality too although the octopus was missing an eye" There wasn't an eye missing. They didn't understand what the character was even supposed to look like. Amazing.
@@JBLZFTW context clues indicate they indeed got the right toy. they said " it was missing AN eye this means they were sure it needed two, bc they only seen ONE> if they knew it only had one eye, they would've written it was missing ITS eye "
I mean I assume 1 and 2 are Amazon and Ebay, and they probably are so huge they make more than the following 18 combined. it would be like saying your company makes the "third most popular form of lighting for buildings", which sounds like a lot, but you actually kerosene lamps and numbers 1 and 2 are "electric lightbulbs" and "the sun".
I bought $5 joycons off Temu thinking "well if they're trash I'm not really out by much". Got them, paired em to the switch and... they're fine. Everything works, 6 axis is good when playing splatoon. Still working a year later. They feel light and cheap but they work good so my 4 year old can use em.
Not only are content farms and bootleg plush producers making their own Garten of Banban ocs and tricking kids, but some of them are apparently more popular among kids than the actual Garten of Banban characters. Also, one of them is named Stinky Joel.
@@GoodOlTazzy shitty horror game in the same vein of like huggy wuggy and fnaf security breach thats trying to appeal to kids and get youtubers to play it
For me it’s either the mischievous goblin tune he whistles while setting up a bit, or abruptly pausing a video before waiting a few seconds then hearing him start clicking his mouse. You just know some scuffed hilarious shit is about to happen
joel singing with the dumb little duende voice during the roomba video had me howling with laughter, jesus fucking christ i haven't laughed that hard in a while
1:16:34 For those curious, this song is called Lovin' You, and it's a Minnie Ripperton classic from 1974. The other song they stole - can't find the timestamp now, but it's the one that Skibidi Toilet sampled and says "wanna see you work your body" - was Give It To Me, by Timbaland, featuring Nelly Furtado and Justin Timberlake.
Thanks for the info! I'll try to find the one used in video because it has started to grown in me ngl. The pitched voice and the beat sounds so silly lol You wouldn't happen to know who made that remix right? Thank you again!
@@fourthknower9831The parent company PDD holdings also owns a app called pinduoduo and its like temu except for the farming market The app would be suspended for malware after 17 days after launch
Well I don't know about you but I don't want the world to suddenly turn dark grey and the last words we see is "The software was closed because an error occurred"
who would have thought an animation and animator using SFM, a software and game, assets and models from well over a decade old, would become so popular with children of today
"The toy lit on fire the moment I put my finger on its left leg and I had to sew it back together and use 50lbs of Gorilla Glue, but otherwise GREAT QUALITY! 5/5"
god this site feels so diseased, just all of these constant notifications about 300 PEOPLE VIEWED IN THE LAST 24 HOURS and FREE COUPON IF YOU BUY WITHIN 45 SECONDS. absolutely despicable site.
@@kinnikuboneman not saying you should bother, just saying if anyone happens to be unfortunate enough to maybe want to buy crap off that website, there are options (also Google Pay from what I've read hides your credit card info and it's one of the available payment options on the T-site)
Joel would one hundred percent take a Temu sponsorship, make a purposefully shitty video calling out how shady Temu is, and then still post it even after Temu rejects his sponsor bit.
The fact that Temu is so blatantly shady and yet youtubers like LS Mark and PBG continue to sponsor them is crazy to me. I guess maintaining your trustworthiness doesn't matter when everyone is so quick to forget about those things
@@-ljk-ya better been training your bussy walls or they're gonna be torn clean in half when I'm done with you. That's right. 300 squat marathon. GET BACK HERE BOY.
I love aging alongside Joel and being equally baffled by the skibidi toilet and ban ban stuff. There's some dubious stuff out there, bit I say as long as the kids aren't getting exploited and aren't getting hurt, let them have their fun.
Idk though, I mean fake shitty credit card stealing merch of kids stuff has been going on for a while now, like in this video, but i'm pretty sure that only now that we get OFFICIAL shitty credit card stealing merch of kids stuff because as far as i remember the faiv niet feddi merch was made by like an actual company with real factories but the funny slender cookie monster guy merch goes straight to the sweatshop and sold for the same price. Either way most toddlers' parents buy bootlegs either because they wont know the difference or because they know their child will be forced to be grateful for having his funny toilet at all, how dare you not appreciate what we spent our income on, CHILD
37:13 For some context, "stocking fillers" (not a typo or mistranslation from the reviewer by the way) means random assorted stuff that's placed in "Christmas stockings" which are in fact a very real tradition that's practised in America and some European countries. They usually tend to be opened before the bigger presents (this is also something I've experienced since I was a kid, even). Hopefully that should clear things up a bit there.
Well considering the parent company had another app that installed malware so that you couldn’t delete it and temu is a sewer that leads into the cave of radioactive waste
@@SmeiskAudio scam as in? Like yea cheap products, long delivery, china, copyright knock offs, off brand, but they're real as far as Ive got them. Granted I don't risk expensive purchases.
@@lindaunderling4637Data Harvesting that's even more invasive than the average social site. Like, putting your card into Tenmu is an almost guaranteed way to get it stolen.
Couldn't agree more, that's the least they are doing. Couldn't imagine what this is really about, you know they're selling your data at the very least damn Chinese government is no good
@@shirleymaemattthews4862 Yes, but I'd rather be able to somewhat control who spies on me. If I don't gotta give my info out to the Chinese government then I ain't gonna
@@bloodzack12You're overestimating the surveillance capabilities of China. Believe me, their government is very VERY incompetent and doesn't have access to high tech means to gather, organize and track the data of individual people.
Stocking filler/stuffer is a real thing and not mistranslated. Lemme explain Christmas stockings. It's an American tradition, and some European countries do it too from what I've heard, on Christmas. Basically, you have really large socks (stockings) that have your name on em hanging over the fireplace. On Christmas day, you get your presents like normal, but you also get smaller gifts like candy, stickers, and/or tiny toys in the stockings. If you were naughty, like Joel was when he searched bum bum cream, then Santa puts coal in your stocking. The gifts that people buy to put in the stockings are usually referred to as stocking stuffers/fillers.
The prospect that kids will remember a gmod shitpost series as part of their early childhood culture is actually pretty interesting. Sure beats the messed up youtube kids stuff like finger family.
my future son will have to live with a blindfold if he ever dares to use RU-vid for bs like johnny johnny yes papa or whatever this finger family stuff is
1:36:02 Remember, every time a Famiclone console is produced, it's wasting precious Earth metals that could potentially go into making hardware that's 100,000 times faster.
And yet somehow most of those cheap famiclones still can't manage to run snes genesis and even some gameboy games right source, I have one of those junks
I order a LOT of stuff on Temu because I learned that if you place an order, you can just “return” everything for a 100% refund without having to send anything back. I’ve been doing this for months and haven’t actually spent any money
I actually have a really cute bracelet from temu that works like a good luck charm for some reason when it's just supposed to be a normal bracelet. My work shifts when I had a job usually sucked and were a pain and bad shit happned all the time but when I started wearing this bracelet all of a sudden my shifts got more enjoyable and the nonsense became a rare occurrence 🤷♀️
Temu sold my debit card info to someone. I changed my debit card and then a day or two later while waiting for my new card, I got an email from the bank saying someone tried and failed to buy gift cards with my original card.
I hope shady sites like this lead to a resurgence in supporting local businesses. There's a comic shop and a board game shop not far from my house, that I love going to. It's way more trustworthy than these bot infested bootleg sites, and the local stores sell stuff that I actually want.
If only, I'd love for local businesses to come back to my area but apparently a buncha clowns own it and charge obscene rent prices causing anything that isn't Star Bucks or Walmart to leave. I miss all the little shops that were here when I was growing up. RIP small businesses. 🪦
I have one near where I live but the owner is an elitist dickhead, literally the comic book guy in real life, and essentially just uses it as a hangout spot for him and his friends. Wonder how long it'll stay afloat.
@@manuelbernal9925 Lol whatever, you can tell from my over decade of youtube and posting that I'm not a bot. I'm just autistic and have had a really good experience with the app.
@@rotcl0wn I mean yeah look at the clueless sweet people on these comments. they clearly are satisfied, meaning despite all the SHIT that lurks around there is some good in there... like everything else in the world.
@@khaledcostasampaio2842 Just know what you're getting into, to be honest. I do NOT buy electronics there or anything of the sort. Little collectables I know are bootlegs, cheap costume supplies, household stuff I know will be plastic/wheatgrass, and moving supplies though? Fuck yeah. Best experience.
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Someone needs to take the 1:11:23 roomba duende song and break it up into 3 second bits then have them play every 30 seconds or so, so Joel can use it on Kerfus
my mom keeps buying stuff of temu that she didn't need or will ever use, and our budget is becoming tighter and tighter each day. we can't fix our car because she's buying thing after thing. but hey, she found a badass wallet with an awesome evil skeleton on it so i guess there's a bright side?
I used to work at McDonalds and some heathen comes in through drive-thru and says “I heard on TikTok you guys are selling the skibidi toilet deluxe Fortnite battle pass only in Ohio at 3 am Ice Spice Garten of BanBan Barbenheimer FNaF movie special with the Big Boss sauce”. Jobel, please tell the marcianitos to vaporize us.
So what you’re saying is: Don’t download the temu app/CCP spyware to my phone, buy radioactive chinese garbage, and then dump it into an American landfill?
If I had to guess what "Mao disease" means, they maybe mean "pet dander"/"pet allergies"??? 毛/Mao in Chinese is hair, so it's maybe saying it picks up hairs and prevents allergies?
Note on the gpus around 1:50:00... Gpus that are sold on temu are very often obtained from warehouses trying to get rid of their stock. They are unable to sell them through normal channels because they are no longer worth buying. The GT 610, for instance, is about an eighth the speed of a normal integrated graphics chipset. On average, an integrated cpu will be about as fast as a gpu from 12 years ago. There are a few exceptions, Vega and Iris XE chipsets are closer to 8-10 years.
Markiplier is the sort of person who brings attention to this stuff and fans are like "well... Hmmm.... Well, it's not his responsibility to try not to draw attention to this or anything."
Joel dont want to put a downer on the video but please be so very very careful there are so so many articles on Temu taking and selling your card details on the black market/ dark web checking it out is all good but don't whatever you do buy from them. If you already have be safe Joel cancel your cards and make sure the new bank details are no where near Temu.
Skibidi toilet is probably the epitome of two of the worst parts of online content nowadays,short form sensory overload and the insistence that everything must have lore because 3 year olds gobble that up and fry their attention spans
i heard that the creator of skibidi toilet made both a community post that mocks george floyd's death and a pro-russia video back when the war in ukraine started..
@@MariusKennedyI saw the George Floyd thing, but seeing as the guy is Georgian it could go either way. Although he probably is pro Russian given his reactionary past
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