[Vinesauce] Vinny - Awful Pizza Review #2 

Vinny talks a lot about what makes a perfect pizza. I think it's about time Vinny puts his pepperoni where his mouth is and HE makes the perfect pizza

its so weird hearing him use the word crust "correctly" and not when its about video games or technical difficulties

41:36 he sounds genuinely horrified

loving Vinny's visceral fear when he realizes that's cicadas on pizza

I sent Vinny the flesh pizza at 29:00 back in January and to be honest I still haven’t recovered since the first time I saw it.

🦐 That pizza no good, make you sick 🦐

30:18 Vinny straight up revived the "Boneless Pizza" meme for the total amount of 10 seconds and I lived long enough to see it

11:45 That's a straight up Full English Breakfast Pizza.

The flesh "pizza" at 29:00 is possibly the most disgusting piece of "food" I've ever seen, it looks like it's just barely Alive and if you left it for a while it would reenact the events of "Carrion" at the Pizzeria

29:55 dude couldn't afford pizza ingredients because he wasted all his money on the unicorn gundam HG

they should have mixed in the AI generated pizza with the "real" ones and see if vinny could tell the difference

I can hear the pain in Vinny's soul when he said "could be bbq sauce, NO-ho-oh"

22:20 - Some people pointed out that this is supposed to be an "Equestria Girls Pinkie Pie" pizza and... boy, did that not click at all. At least the Peter Griffin pizza was immediately recognisable, lmao. I'd love to find out how someone managed to get some poor sap to make this pizza.

I thought the cicada pizza was seaweed, I want my time not knowing it was cicada back

15:42 in Naples we have pizza "a portafoglio", which literally means wallet pizza bc it's a smaller pizza that you buy outside of pizzerias and fold it twice so the ingredients don't fall out as you eat it on the go. I think it's more practical than rolling it

49:16 the pizza slowly evolves into cobblestone

The cicada pizza was the most repulsive thing I've seen today. thanks vin.

41:30 This might rival his reaction to the Korean pizza

27:18 Ah yes the "Grandis" Grandiosa. It has been billed as Norway's favourite pizza for decades, especially the most sold variant with diced ham and cheese (and previously diced bell pepper). It's just frozen pizza but enough to appeal to the masses, hence the depiction in their adverts as being the object of affection something akin to a romantic relationship. No joke, it's actually a cultural phenomenon. This one however seems to have been intended for a test market. Dunno if it ever got popular, truthfully never really seen it before.

Thanks to this series I've become completely addicted to finding remote islands in the middle of the ocean, finding the inevitable Italian restaurant and seeing what kind of weird pizzas they do there on the google reviews

"A pizza slide into insanity" Now that's a great name for memoirs

Can this be classified as pizza corruptions?

It's concerning the number of undercooked pizza in this video, maybe because some of these are a joke, but makes them much worse for me

That spiderman pizza theme used to be my ringtone and alarm for like years, and now everytime I hear the funny pizza pasta music play I get filled with dread lmao

My favorite part was when Mario BLJ into Vinny's house, crashing through his window, breaking his sofa and PC in the process.

23:20 That, Vinnie, is Army dining facility pizza. You can see the uniforms the people in the background are wearing.

43:00 anyone else see the alien faces on the borg? 47:58 biblically accurate pizza

I think we all know why Vinny included Swedish pizzas in here...

Vinny: "For me, a pizza is sauce, cheese, dough. It's maybe peperonni, maybe onion, maybe sausage. Basic simple toppings that compliment the sauce and the cheese." Jöęl: "ＨＡＭ ＣＵＲＲＹ ＢＡＮＡＮＡ"

I love how vinny keeps bringing up mario like he's the fucking boogeyman

Supreme Pizza Court is now in session, Honorable judge Vincent is presiding. All pizza crimes will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the pizza law.

i think it was brave of vinny to display his cooking skills live for his viewers

The fact that the only time my country is brought up by vinny is when he's talking about shit pizza saddens me

Vinny have you never had dessert pizza I would legit eat that boba pizza But I would eat a lot of those as someone who is a connoisseur of struggle meals where you have to combine random kitchen ingredients to make something palatable Yes Im a trash goblin with an iron stomach

Look...when you're living in tough times and the cicadas eat your pizza, you gotta eat the cicadas right back.

My fellow Italian Americans, let us hang our heads in despair on this wretched day.

Batepapo is the evil person who keeps on putting increasingly awful shit in the middle of pizzas. Brazil needs to be banned from making pizzas

7:37 Those are definitely boba. Little tapioca strach balls that usually goes into milk tea. Its honestly not as weird compared to what I've seen here where they put boba pearls into ramen :/

22:25 Pinkie Pie pizza.

I’m perpetually shocked at the atrocities committed in kitchens throughout the world. Kitchens run by “chefs”, who grasp the basic concept of pizza, but repeatedly decide to bring the food equivalent of Frankenstein’s monster into the world.

29:07 Vinny, that is a map of Caelid

7:31 This was available at Dominos in Taiwan a couple of years back. It's a pearl milk tea pizza, with mochi balls, brown sugar (not chocolate), honey, cheese, and tapioca pearls. I tried it, and it wasn't bad (but was it a "pizza"?). As for the second one found at 8:15 that one is available at Pizza Hut in Taiwan now. It has Oreos, tempura, fried squid rings (not pineapple), and spicy popcorn chicken. Doesn't look bad if you ask me. I sent these in. Thanks for using them!

The real way to do a candy pizza is just to make a giant cookie and put toppings on it that make it look like a pizza. I did that once for my birthday and I did circles of Oreo creme to mimic pepperoni

I just love how agitated vinny is throughout the entire thing

these are not awful pizzas, these are pizza war crimes

I love the anger at the burgers fries and mcnuggets pizza.

Almost everything looks both overcooked and undercooked at the same time and it freaks me out.

Pineapple works on pizza because it's so acidic. Sometimes an acidic sweetnes has a nice contrast with things that are more savory

HAM and pineapple pizza is fine. It's sweet, sour, salty, and savory, and a classic combination. It's fine if someone doesn't like it, but that's why they don't put it on by default. It's not usually what most want to experience when they eat a pizza. They just want a "pizza". My favorite pizza btw is pepperoni sausage mushroom with stuffed crust.

That brain pizza was the ai trying to create itself a brain and evolve. It’s trying to be a creepy pasta.

Vinny: how bout begin with- Ad: LITTLE CAESARS

Hearing Vinny talk about pizza is therapeutic

Vinny's got huge meatballs if he thinks he can still show his face on this site after what he uploaded on the main channel today...

The real horror isn't that these pizzas exist. Its that someone ate them.

Boathouse saying "that's funny" in a completely flat voice is always hilarious.

Sometimes I wonder if some of these were just dishes from other parts of the world that isn't supposed to be pizza but still involves putting food on dough and putting it in an oven

27:58 someone had an emergency all over the pizza

7:32- Looks like someone wanted a game of Go to go along with their "pizza".

7:47 Those are the tapioca pearls found in bubble tea (aka Boba -Fett- ), which you said on Limes' stream you haven't had before and should sometime! 41:36 That is also the most genuinely horrified I've heard Vinny

22:25 I'm sorry Vinny but that's Pinkie Pie Pizza

An example of a "cursed" pizza I had was from a pizza restaurant in Nairobi ... It was advertised as "vegetarian pizza", and the order was not mistaken ... and it had chicken on it. It was a perfectly standard vegetarian pizza, with veg and spice and all ... except for the chicken. I don't think they understood what vegetarian meant...

Honestly didn't think I could be even more disturbed by cursed pizza after last time but this one really shocked me. I know as someone that knows pizza more than most this had to hurt you Vin. Thanks for those recommendations btw I really do want to visit New York one day even if it's just for Pizz. 🍕

The black round things are more than likely tapioca pearls. Boba balls. The sweet chewy things in boba tea. Especially on the one with the honey and chocolate. That one's probably just a full on dessert pizza.

I love Vinny's double take at 41:34

Imo pineapple is the only acceptable fruit to put on pizza. There's not many fruits that go well with cheese cold (the few I can think of off hand are grapes, apples, and of course, pineapple), and pineapple, afaik, is the only one that has the right texture after being cooked. Then pair the subtle sweetness of it with the saltiness of ham and bacon, and it's just👌

This was 1 of my favorite streams, glad its back

Every time he lets out a mightily exasperated “fffFFUCK!” made me gasp for laughter.

I like that some of the AI ones just give you extra slices. Like, here's a pizza and some extra for your troubles.

So I deliberately avoided looking at any images in this compilation until about 16:52 accidentally and I just gotta say, I am physically ill. I am repulsed, I have lost all hope for humanity, and am probably gonna join one of those accelerationist covens to speed up the eradication of humanity. Thanks Vin. And thank you, pizza makers. I'm sorry, did I say thank you pizza makers? I meant fuck you, pizza makers.

About an hour of a Italian New Yorker dying inside as he looks at " _Pizza_ "

15:10 SO SO MUCH I once had a Frutti di mare at a restaurant, and the waiter brought a freaking bowl with water. For me to WASH MY HANDS IN WHILE EATING, because they didn't put anything out. I had to peel the fucking shrimps and the mussels from it. It was a disaster and I have never visited that pizza place ever again. edit: IT BASICALLY LOOKED LIKE 35:10 just with also unpeeled shrimp, like HORRIBLE. All the other places I've had some Frutti Di Mare pizza at, had the decency to put the stuff on the pizza AFTER peeling them lol

6:33 ah Grandiosa, The Norwegian frozen pizza brand, and as for how frozen pizza go, it aint half bad

11:45: those 'burnt croutons' are chopped up bits of black pudding. The other bits might include hash browns etc. You're looking at a breakfast pizza, namely a UK or Irish fry up. I'd be ashamed of my own country if it was the latter, but they're also served (with visually better ingredients) in a local restaurant where I live. At least that crust keeps the beans on.

33:20 war begins

8:16 This is from Taiwan Pizza Hut, it’s Oreas, Fried squid rings, Tempura and Chicken (the red stuff)

46:20 Michael Pizza

Honestly, after seeing cicadas, I no longer fear any pizzas shown in this video. Btw, I assume the black pizza is squid ink. If it is, I bet it's fucking tasty.

I'll admit it, I like the "trash quality pizza". Domino's, Little Caesar's, etc, I find it tasty. I even like frozen pizzas like Red Baron's

The pineapple and anti-pineapple factions must come together and stand in solidarity to oppose the crime against humanity that is corn on pizza. Also, did a reverse image search and apparently the pizza around 22:40 is supposed to represent Pinkie Pie. I'm a pony loving weirdo and even I didn't recognize her.

14:30 With those weird face pizzas, it seems like the toppings would be unbalanced. I like a lot of toppings (I even like pineapple) but I like them finely chopped and evenly distributed. But you get olives just bunched in the center like that and you're not going to taste anything but the olives. 17:18 For second I thought Vinny was going to get demonetized.

Bit at the very end makes me wonder, would it be a good idea for him to stream himself doing Italian Duolingo. Maybe it's more of a Mike thing

44:13 When the music synchronizes perfectly with the horror we're seeing.

I am not a violent person, but if somebody ordered me (almost) any one of these pizzas. There would be bloodshed

You weren't kidding. That's a ton of music claims

A great cheese pizza is unbeatable, i'm on Vinny's side i like simpler pizzas

You know, I wonder if vinny realizes how common and widely loved chocolate pizzas are here in brazil lol

Pizza Griffon at 6:40

Pineapple on pizza i like better alone than with ham. A better combo is pineapple and pepperoni.

@23:34 That's not a pizza, that's a map of Caelid.

The fact he never said "Pizza Griffin" but instantly said "Peepza" actually really bothered me

The sheer coincidence that Vinny mistakes Maraschino as San Marzano - which is a type of tomato commonly used to make sauce, like pizza sauce

And the ancestors weep and cry out from their graves yet again.. Nonnina, Nonnino.. I'm sorry, please forgive us

My brothers in Crust, why would I spend my Sunday watching a video about awful looking pizzas? And yet...

Bless your heart, Vinny. That there is a "Full English Breakfast Pizza". 11:44

28:40 Caelid Pizza

Alt. title: Vinny shows crime scene photos for over an hour

I like that Vinny unintentionally used the "Barstool Pizza Review" music at the beginning there. Seems strangely apt, if you ask me. Also: I'm relatively certain that the thing in the middle of the pizza at 45:01 is a Moreton Bay Bug, a kind of ugly lobster that's native to the Brisbane region. Yes, it's every bit as gross as the name indicates but some people like it as a type of seafood... Still doesn't belong on a pizza, though.

I'm pretty sure that shaped one was Pinkie Pie...

Hearing Vinny trashtalk swedish pizza gave me life

5:36 - Vin you're a New Yorker and you didn't recognize matzah? For shame!