[Vinesauce] Vinny - Disastrous DOS Games 

For those wondering how Vinny moves ludicrously fast in some of these, that's because most DOS games were programmed to base the speed they ran at on that of the computer's processor, with no upper limit. I guess the sweatshop workers who made the DOS Mega Man games predicted the future, because they were unplayably fast on computers even at the time of release.

So fun fact about Human Killing Machine. The creators pitched that to Capcom to be the official sequel to Street Fighter. I'm dead fucking serious.

_Prince Ali_ _What a guy could he be_ _If not Marijuana_

He isn't saying "fuck off". He is saying "spoko" which in polish means something like "alright" or "no problem".

1:26 "Get out of my way, loser!" (Wall graffiti: "shit" as in trash, not literal) "Baldy, I'm about to fuck you up." (cut off) "I WILL GET MY REVENGE!" I also can hear "wpierdol" (a beating, as in to give someone a beating) in the bitcrushed sound i'm writing this in the event anyone really cared to know the polskinese vinny pretty much did actually get the story from the cutscene

Funny thing is that Mario's Game Gallery is the first game where Charles Martinet voiced Mario ever.

Fun fact: Mario's Game Gallery (later re-released as "Mario's FUNdamentals") was the first game to feature Charles Martinet as the voice of Mario.

C:\DOS>faces?

11:47 ᵐᵃʳᶦᵒ ᵍᵒ ᶠᶦˢʰ

11:16 After almost a year I still laugh at Vinny saying "CHECKORRRRS"

Fun fact: The guys behind Timeslaughter also made NESticle, the first properly playable NES emulator that was a foundation for majority of modern ones, from FCEUX to Nestopia. Basically, they're fathers of emulation scene as we know it. (it also had severed testicle as a default cursor, so yeah, their signature style is still there, lol)

7:30 As soon as he zoomed in on that guys face, I got a notification from Simpsons: Tapped Out, and it played a sound of Homer saying "Better them than me" I found that way funnier than I shouldve

"aldo's adventure that address is for a town that's literally next to mine

All gone

5:55 Wait, there was a DOS version of Human Killing Machine? Why!? For those unaware, Human Killing Machine was an unofficial sequel to Street Fighter made by Tiertex, who also ported Street Fighter to various home computer systems at the time. Probably the best thing about it is the final boss, who only has a total of six sprites due to how he's coded; All of a character's frames of animation have to fit on a single Atari ST screen's dimensions, so because of how large the final boss is he only has six frames total. Not that the others have any good animations mind you, but his case is particularly awful due to how he actually looks like an almost-competent character design.

if I'm not mistaken isn't the Mario DoS game the first official time they had him speak with his current voice actor?

*nothing of interest*

"HERE FISHY FISHY" *Mouth doesn't move*

So if the Jetsons are a clone of the Flintstones, and Vinny played a Jetson's game, and Joel played a Flintstones game... ... no...

1:42 He is saying the word "SPOKO" Which means "cool" in polish

*I guess imma go feeshing!*

I love that the Korean text at 8:58 says "what the hell is this game??"

I'm pretty sure the Mega Man game was an allegory for Mega Man's suffering in being forgotten like many other iconic characters. And that's pretty deep considering it came out in 1990.

2:57 Well that was graphically saucy.

My canon story for aldo is that he’s sponge’s equivalent of wario

7:56 This is the new Grand Dad everyone, New Grand Dad.

These games gave me Terminal 7 brain cancer

2:37 Earliest known instance of ahegao in the western video game industry

*Sees multiple dead corpses on a crashed airplane* Nothing of interest... *Sees the mutilated corpses of the pilots* Nothing of interest... *Sees some pliers* LOOK! I FOUND PLIERS! HOLY SHIT!

0:49 'SORRY NOTHING'

Holy shit! The music at 9:20 is a crunchy version of the theme from Kiki's delivery service!

The Isle of the Dead music kills me.

2:44 YEAH PIECE OF CAKE

Speaking of Mario, I tried SM64 Chaos Edition today. I got one star (the one behind a cage and a Chain Chomp in Bob-omb Battlefield) but when I came back to the castle I spawned in the basement at the Hazy Maze Cave.

Human Killing Machine was supposed to be the sequel to Street Fighter. Let that sink in.

kup teraz

I bet the same person who made Aldo made that andrio game on android

I remember playing the Mario game gallery game in kindergarden in a speech impediment class i used to have to go to. mario is a cheating fucker is all i know.

1:23 So that was the game that gave Joel some problems on Twitch that one time, uh?

4:40 This is literally Flintstones Dino: Lost int Bedrock but with the Jetsons

That song playing in Shit Fighter; It's Rogue Message from Kiki's Delivery Service. WHAT

1:27 VINNY KNOWS GACHIMUCHI

It's amazing how much you could steal from big studios back then; you didn't even have to go out of genre. Basically every sound from Franko with the exception of the mouth-made swish sounds and *FUCK OFF* is from Final Fight.

Gotta love that game that has just about all of its sound effects literally one-to-one stolen from Final Fight. That's my favorite.

"WHY CAN I FLATTEN LIKE A PANCAKE" the way he says this is so cartoonish and comical it's so good

6:14 The sheer awe he exudes from the bull fight is enough to get a like from me

More like DOSastrous games hehe *high fives self*

>imagine this being your first megaman game RIP YURIOFWIND

5:04 crying Hitler

9:03 the music is stolen from the Japan release Kiki's delivery service, it's just turned into an awful MIDI.

ahh, i guess imma go a feeshing

C:\endme

6:28 onwards: now I know where Hotline Miami got its inspiration from.

The jumping sprite overriting elements of the HUD in the Mario Kong... that is something else man.

I've seen two other compilations of the DOS games stream. Southbird's is hands down the best one.

2:25 From Wikipedia: "[Isle of the Dead] was originally intended to be a hack-and-slash game. Programmer Bryan Kelsch, however, disliked games giving players tasks without reasons to do them. Because of this, the programming teams added a script with narrative hooks, attempting to turn the game into a 'good hack and slash game, but with a strong plot.''" So... yeah.

Hey vin, I've been watching Your vids for a while now, I just finished watching the tomodachie seriers edited by southbird and it was fucking hilarious, love your videos and everything you and pretty much all of the vinesause crew do. I just wanted to say thank you for the hours of entertainment.

Nice recopilation

Awe yiss, uploaded on my Birthday!

Finally. I've been waiting for this after the hiatus of the first shitty DOS games stream.

5:02: I'm outraged that he didn't say "stop this crazy thing"

Bummer, dude.

10:48 That actually was my first exposure to Megaman. I haven't played another one since.

Vinny please these regional ads are sucking every single remaining braincell out of my brain at lightning speed

I remember this being one of my first mega man games my grandfather only had a couple floppy discs which included a knock off dig dug, minesweeper, and that really great megaman game

2:37 Thats an interesting face for a zombie to make. (Zombie ahegao).

8:04 I think I FINALLY found something that makes the Donkey Kong Country the animated series (a.k.a. Lord Harry) look like Toy Story in comparison!

Never thought this would get on the main channel. Hope you all enjoyed it!

I just watched these streams the other day

Why remove deep Aldo lore.

I remember the DOS faces from the stream. I was not disappointed.

9:10 Isn't it opening theme of the original Japanese version of Kiki's Delivery Service?

ayy vinny. i played that mario game gallery a load as a kid. the reason you couldnt play that domino is because it was a double 0. you had to play a domino with some value on it for your first move.

8:21 it’s basically Michael Jordan: Chaos in the Windy City for the Super Nintendo

Finally this DOSastrous thing is in a condensed format.

Charles Martinet's first Mario presence. This one came out before Super Mario 64. Absolute classic.

Ohhh a new video. We needed more memes.

I love how the game at the end screams at you when you do something stupid. Just like my parents!

These were ahead of their time

Vinny, bro, you have no idea. This is just the tip of the MS-DOS iceberg.

This is far overdue.

"Aldo, he's like Mario - but with a mullet." So... Ron Jeremy?

7:59 So that's what you get if you put Donkey Kong and the main character of the Slam Dunk manga into the blender.

I made a Vinesauce themed parody of the "Tongue of the Fatman" game... hilariously it got me banned from the Vinebooru.

The intro music was nice :3

When I was a kid I played Skunny Goes to the Forest. And I liked it.

Can’t wait for Aldo 35th collection

I think Vinny is playing some of these games at the wrong clock speed.

this guy is classic comedy lol, can make anyone feel better

Don't insult Mario's game gallery. That was my childhood.

9:10 I recognize the music but I don't know where it's from. Does anyone know? I'm thinking a Studio Ghibli movie but I'm not sure

Sponge, Grand Dad, Pretzel, now Arlo? So many Marios

The Time Slaughter character select screen looks like it inspired the faces in hotline miami...

"Mega Man is already pretty much dead, right?" Vinny, I have news for you....

I unironically played Scunny Goes to the Forest as a small child and enjoyed it

this philistine doesn't know you have to play the highest double for the first move in dominoes

woah... I remember watching countless YTPs of Mario's game galleries...

I've never heard Mario talk so much. I actually kinda like it. It's comforting.

I played most of those back in the day. Way back in the day.

Mario's Game Gallery is the first time Charles voiced Mario believe it or not