Warning: side effects may include listening to dubstep, wearing sunglasses indoors, being awesome, and in rare cases can make you mute for brief periods of time.
In terms of legitimately good performance (and not good because it's funny), this candidate takes the record, in a figurative as well as literal sense.
Ha ha when I looked I my mare she gave me the evil eye then i realized that I'm alone and this was a stranger I was then startled awake to find my lonely apartment and felt sad
Constructive criticism: The head jerk is waay too pronounced (especially at the start), there's no 'acceleration' just 'sudden top speed' when she moves. It does seem to get better later in the video, but it nearly put me off watching the rest of it.