Virtual Hydlide - ProJared 

Mark Haynes Amazing catch

Duh

Yeah.

Beautiful

*gasp* ITS THE LEGEND HIMSELF

The William Mendez Underrated comments spotlight presents....

I thought he was usually a thief in RPGs

@@BoosterUM lol'd, what a fucking loser you are

@Jesus Christ Amen.

@@BoosterUM Randy was right. You are a loser.

oh crap my favorite youtuber doesn't like me

@@laurasullivan77 You do understand that was a joke, right? Or did I just get whooshed?

@@laurasullivan77 Not every one likes kids. I hated them when I was one. I have one now and I still don't like them. It's just not for some people.

@@ElysetheEevee damn

@@Michael-bz8ml i didn't even notice this comment thread became a disaster after that drama

@@ezekielbaskerville2710 hey, might as well try to get something out of it, at least speedrunning MIGHT be funner than playing it

@@ezekielbaskerville2710 That's a needlessly condescending and cynical way of looking at it. It's all in good fun, even if it's ironic fun.

wait, how would people speedrun Virtual Hydlide exactly? The worlds are randomized, that would be a HUGE rng issue.

@taaroan Yeah, but the dungeons & things would be different distances from each other, which would create inconsistent walk time, that's my concern.

@@ezekielbaskerville2710 speedrun is a way of doing charity,so what your point....

but he isn't a straight baller like the ALMIGHTY NUPTUP

Yes, that's enigmatic.

A R E Y O U H E? Y O U R A P I M P!

I've always wanted to say that to someone just to get a reaction. I love that bit to death.

@@some-clown I liked your comment because I hate when people misspell those few simple words, but to be fair, the OP misspelled "compliment", so....

REALLY????? o__o huh... wouldn't have expected that... >.>

just look at some of the content they create and yeah, that's an easy thing to figure out. XP

Hydlide first came out in Japan in 1984. There was no North American version until 1989, by which point there were buckets of superior games to compare it to, notably The Legend of Zelda (1986). But it was an innovative game when it first came out. Prominent releases from 1984 were games like Tetris, Duck Hunt, Paperboy, Marble Madness and Excitebike-there were few RPG games at the time, and close to zero action RPGs. Of course The Legend of Zelda made Hydlide look like hot trash, but for more than a year, in Japan, Hydlide was legitimately the most interesting game of its kind. Games were primitive, especially before the NES-keep in mind that in North America, Pac-Man was still a top-seller as late as 1982!

oh wow. o.o I never knew any of that.. that's neat! :P

And it's absolutely right. I hit my hydlide cartridge all the time.

Takeshi's Challenge!? Oh, WAUGH is me!

+Jorsey Burden Publish isn't the same thing as develop. T&E Soft Inc appears to be the company that actually made the game. Atlus only made the game available for everyone to purchase.

+Don Patawaran Thank you! I saw this pic on Google images and had to use it.

+Jorsey Burden Why are you Takeshi?!

Why are you not?

Giraffe Princess. A movie about a princess who is exploded into fairies. Her towel boy, 'Jim' has to run around, and collect her pieces. Alas, all was not well, since when the adventure ended, the princess came back as... ... ... *A MOTHER FUCKING GIRAFFE* And thus ends the tale of how I met your mother.

Bobjin Bubson Sounds canon to me.

Bobjin Bubson Still a better love story than Twilight

My neck is almost that long. Almost.

Arrimas Arrington Hello!

Good! What about it?

Huh?

wow jared looks tramatized like he just saw the TWO WORLDS get it?

Mastermind Zebra haaaaaaa bad puns are bad :3

I think he said that the creator of the intro song won’t let him use it anymore.

. . . . not like he needs it.

@@edcellwarrior What a redundant thing to restrict. Unless he also wants him to take it out of every single video it's in as well, any additional videos wouldn't make a difference. He's just acting like a child at that point.

@@Cheshipuss One could argue that he just doesn't want to be associated with the whole scandal One could if he didn't make a remix of the song mocking Jared's situation

@@Cheshipuss He still uses it for his new videos as the outro theme.

"Congraturations"

my rating for this game is a hydlide out of 10

Ruin This. All of this. This explains everything.

+Danī chie Didn't they also publish My Disney Kitchen for PS1? I remember ProtonJon played it in a Twitch stream, which was later uploaded to RU-vid.

In Japan, yes they did.

I think that helps, dude. I'm currently going through his videos too. Let's help him get back on top. Just don't forget which video you were watching before you slept. I hate when that happens. Good luck, dude.

This game came first...

***** well technically hydlide came first by the time this remake came out there were some zelda games already released even though hydlide came a year before zelda virtual hydlide came much later

Also like the magic sword from the first legend of zelda. Which you find in a graveyard.

@Robert Draconequus Damn. They really cleaned up their act.

@Robert Draconequus Ohhhhhh I don't know the difference.

At least mortal kombat dosen't have atrocities frame rate and they actually look like they are in a fighting stance

@Brendan McCormick Good point.

Financial-wise, maybe.

well, technically, it WAS a hit. In Le Japans

Phantasma3 you must like le funny maymays XDDDDDD troled

atlus usa is just a publisher

I kinda liked Disgaea :/

I like it as well, I was referring to the beginning of the video when he's saying how ATLUS published some of the best obscure games

Disgaea is life.

And Persona 5.

and Catherine, YES, Catherine.

Legally blind in one eye and I understand your pain. I'm 23 and finally figuring out how to compensate. Been only using one eye since birth. Yeah.

I cant see depth neither ):

Kay Charrette As opposed to being illegally blind?

I used to be bad at portraying depth, in video games, anyway.

Me too. That's Jareds best intro since the Pocky and Rocky intro.

@@shawnfields2757 Same!

@@otakon17 thanks dude.

***** (?)

+Xavior TheLycan (The Black Hood) may he rest in peace along with PBG the Tamogatchi.

SuperPiposaru And Glubbs

Jim/ portly guy , you mean

So.... Sir Jim Portly Guy is his full name?

eh, dark souls has better controls.

Check out the somewhat similar King's Field games on PS1 for that!

***** I love that game :D You have a point! But the first of those were in first person.

leon2550 And y'know, everything else as well. No big deal.

now that you mentioned it, this game has a lot in common with dark souls . The look, the feel

no one. ever.

GameWarpdx he didn't.

GameWarpdx yeah, but we are talking about this one.

*raises hand*

Anthony Hiebert *high fives you* hell yep

Yeah...It's like Dark Souls, only shit.

Yeah, except it's nothing like dark souls.

Yeah, it's like Dark Souls. BUT WITH SHAAAAKS.

SuperGhostbuster 'Like the reference, have my upvote

how the hell does this remind you of dark souls of all things.....

Yeah but at least with Blighttown you can say "Yep fuck this." and just shortcut through the Valley of Drakes and fight Quelaag that way. Still gotta slog through blowdarting asshats for the Fire Keeper Soul though :/

***** Yeah, but It's a pain if you didn't chose the master key.

+Matthew Kunkle I honestly like the idea, and I would feel honored if someone did something like this for me

+Matthew Kunkle unless you are really good at programming all RPG maker games look the same and you will put an story that we already watched and suffered with twice '-' not a good idea

XD true

it's not... I own it

+The Nephilim of Empire City oh god

+Ali Alshehri I only realized it by those trees, slimes, and the sound effects

this is the best comment

Aughhh......

Wish he'd go back to doing these types of intros for his videos.

Superluigi881 my favourite is PBG scaring him in Pocky & Rocky

That is him reacting to his cancelation.

And the fact he can't even say the name without feeling disgusted, it's hilarious 😂

Anger, Bargining, depression

AEUGH

Virtual Hydlaaaa.... Virtual Hydleh Virtual pff... Just show the game! Lol he gave up trying. 😂

_misplaced Wilhelm scream_

@@rigistroni what would be acceptance

*meant

Just no..

sadly in Japan it was epic

I agree.

In japan it was legendary.

Scott The Woz would then use that gag in Chibi-Robo Zip Lash many years later.

@@squadalaguydc I meeean its not like its an original gag

damn right

very funny

@@magicamadeye True. Hell, AVGN used that gag during his first review of Hydlide, which came out a year before Projareds review of the same game.

Tyler Joseph Schommer "Congratulations. You beat the game. F*ck off."

It's like it's that guy running the ring toss at the fair who just can't give less of a shit and never looks up from his phone.

Congratulations. You beat the game. *wooo hooo. 🙄*

game coded by dwight k. schrute

CONGRATURATION !!! YOU HAVE COMPLETED A GREAT GAME . AND PROOVED THE JUSTICE OF OUR CULTURE . NOW GO AND REST OUR HEROES !

puppies are better than babies

_Key difference: Dogs are cute and make good bodyguards in their older years._ _Kids are fucking annoying pieces of shit that don't know how to shut up._

+White Sister Rom Is that a joke?

^

+White Sister Rom you were a kid once.

DaveControl omg Dave!!!

It is a brilliant comparison.

DaveControl One. HOLLY CRAP DAVE Two. I thought the same thing

I haven't played either game, but it sounds like Virtual Hydlide has more to do in it.

It's no man's game

Nate Dude Do it.

***** Some Palpatine shit right there.

Nate Dude pleeeeease. I would play it, I'm actually really interested in the series--especially Super. Hell, I'll help you debug it. rogerkalmbach@gmail.com

Do it! I liked super hydlide, and it deserves to have an even better game than that!

Nate Dude yeah man if youve got the skills to do it i wish i was that smart

What is man? A miserable pile of secrets!

@@CherryBomb_Games but enough talk have at you!

Savage.

lvl5Vaporeon savage level:99999

To be fair the ending was part of the original Hydelide.

16ktsgamma That's like saying it's alright that your car broke down, because your last car did the same thing.

You forgot that the world is randomly generated.

Hmm yes

Plus the guttural sound of agony, lol!

Really not the end

Cole Thomas Looks more like pure, ceaseless agony to me.

I more loved the horror in his voice at the realization of Virtual Hydlide being a remake of the original.

DahProGamers Prrrrrrretty much, yeah.

You mean he hates it but continually subjects himself to them time and time again in hope that they get better despite knowing for a fact that it won't?

Evan Hitsugyia Kinda.

Evan Hitsugyia Super Hydlide isn't too terrible :o

***** Hahahahahahahahahahha YEA IT IS.

Hei Darkfire i need Jared to make that into a shirt. I’d buy it SO fast.

@@OtioseFanatic Oh god yes. I'd buy that too.

Hei Darkfire yep and the only context given is the same blurry and pixelated jpg of the wizard from the game behind the text. It would be brilliant.

YES YES PLEASE

Yes, just yes.

I guess the congratulations is because the player had the courage to play the game until the end.

"Oh, are you done? Congratulations. Please play again."

Well, that's at least ONE good point about it. The game knows it sucks.

ikr xd

EsqueDee

definently

I've fashioned them into a handy playlist :-)

Have a cookie

Yeah... I wish he'd do more xD

Yep. Virtual haadlad

Blitz Beast just started actually.

I am he is great reviews better than escapist stiking jerk

Blitz Beast brand new to him. he seems really funny

Yesh! YEESH! I can't stop moving my finger on the like button!

@@r.c.christian4633 Same 👍

We want this charismatic guy again :D

He gained more than 40,000 subscribers since his video. I'm happy to see that.

I feel so bad for him