VIRTUAL REALITY MCDONALDS | Job Simulator #1 (HTC Vive Virtual Reality) 

"Your child's going to be allergic to my foot in his ass in a minute." Best line: 10/10.

Who’s just reliving memories...

jack: “i didn’t poison him-“ also jack: missed the fact there was still tomato “sauce” in the blender when he put the apple in

Jacksepticeye: Actually makes food Me: Spends an hour making hot sauce and soap soup

“Shut up, I’m making BACON!” -Jack 2016

5:43 "I wanna make an omelette sort of thing!" *Picks up cheese, throws it back in."

There was still some of the tomato sauce in the blender when you Blended the Apple that's why he said it has tomatoes in it

"Your child's gonna be allergic to my foot in his ass in a minute." I died lol

"Your child's gonna be alergic to my foot in his ass in a minute" XD I freaking love him

I work at McDonald's in real life, so one of these days I'm going to go full on Jacksepticeye on some random customer and just start yelling "Top of the mornin' to ya" as loud as possible. I would totally get fired for doing that, but it would be worth it.

"Your child is gonna be allergic to my foot in his ass in a minute" jacksepticeye-2016 Also I am so going to use that

17:27 (DONE WITH LIFE SIGH) "Your child is gonna be allergic to my foot in his ass in a minute" I laughed really hard!! (tip watch with subtitles)

"I didn't poison that robot child. I swear to god, h-he was like that when he got here..." Everyone has said this once in their life

me: Hi welcome to McDonald's how may I fuck up your order?😄

God 7 years later this is still so good. Thank you for the memories jack ❤

Who else still comes back to relive the memories

Jack Only person to ever say sorry to JobBot when throwing something at him

I cannot be the only one watching this and thinking this can be really REALLY helpful for people with mental difficulties and a fun way to educate children of all ages to practice in a work space.

Jack 2016: ding ding Jack 2019: DING DING DING!!!

Jack: yeah I made soup but I’m supposed to serve it in a bowl! Me: is he not concerned about how he cooked it in a pot and came out a metal can?

"He's gonna be allergic to my foot in his ass" made me laugh like an idiot

I'm cooking bacon, I don't need to listen to you any more - Jacksepticeye 2016

Is anyone else binge watching all his job simulator vids in 2019?

7:14 "I'm a fuckin regular old dish-o-matic computer-tron human food maker-maker" -Jacksepticeye-2016

I would never expect my chef to have green hair, be Irish, or be screaming at me

15:57 I shit you not, that is the sound of my doorbell. It felt weird when Jack sang it.

6:16 Jack (in 2016): Umm... ding ding. Me (in 2019): DING DING DING DING! TOP OF MORNING!

2024 anyone?

"SIR SIR FIX THE DOOR!!!"i died laughing

Jack be like: What do i put in the soup? Mushrooms and carrots Pewds be like: Ehm FLOWERS AND CACTI IN THE SOUP

Nobody: Jack: *smells grape juice in VR*

Jack: *Trying to hide the fact that he poisoned little Timmy by accident* Me who owns a VR headset (we all pitched in for Christmas so it was our only gift): *Purposefully tries to poison little Timmy because he's so annoying along with everyone there and tries to sabotage everything and poisons the fish by eating random things into the fishtanks in which the fish eat everything and cooks the bugs when you're meant to clean up and ate one and does it all coldheartedly but sneakily so I look decent* My brother: *Just sucks overall at the jobs* My other brother: *does it right* My friend: *is cheery and does the job right* Me: the one thing we have in common is that we all poisoned little Timmy

Forever dreaming of owning a VR headset.....

:'D Jack is so friggin adorable!

I didn't know the kitchen size is based on how much room you have IRL. I play in the garage, so my kitchen was huge.

Seán: **dances** Me In 2019: ...Hmmmm Human Music... I like it!

I can actually watch this all day

This would make a perfect episode of Kitchen Nightmares. Lol.

jack: so what are we gonna do now boss he calls him boss even tho jack is boss

This series is so nostalgic bro. Jack should 100% bring it back!

it brings out your inner child.i love when you play these games.

IT SAYS MY NAME EVERYWHERE!! I LOVE IT!!!

“I’m up to my eyes in EYES” Jacksepticeye 2016

I like how whoever did the captions made the entire intro in all caps it’s so accurate

these VR are always so awesome!!

3:45 that one is getting pretty WELL DONE

"YoUr ChIlD iS gOnNa Be AlErGiC tO mY fOoT uP hIs AsS iN a MiNuTe" best thing ever said

4:50 nice moves there jack!

I know it's kind of far but I CAN'T WAIT FOR JACK TO REACH 10,000,000!

I ate McDonald’s before I watched this for the 3rd time and there was no cheese in my cheeseburger Now I know why

5:16 That Music, combined with Sean dancing is AWESOME!

Watching this and the crash bandicoot series makes me feel so old, because before I moved I would come home and watch TABS, job simulator, Overwatch, or the newest episode of crash bandicoot, and this is a constant reminder of my mortality

Game logic: *Random robot is allergic to warmth (Possibly meaning the microwave.)* *Said robot gets "food poisoning" after finishing the order.*

17:06 There was tomato sauce left in the blender...

Anybody back after 4 years because your bored of being home? Just me, oh okay

I just had to come back for old times' sake; oh, the memories of when I was a kid getting ready for a new upload.

Even when I am sick you put I smile on my face thank you jack

"He's gonna be allergic to my foot in his ass in a minute" I LAUGHED SO HARD OH MY GOD HAHAHA

Somebody else enjoying this legendary content

11:47 this is my favourite sentence from the video 😂😂😂😂

5:27 and this is why i love Jack so much XD he's not afraid to get his groove on at a moment's notice!

Omg I love how you're just forgetting to do your job and getting distracted by the CD player

I like how most people playing this game go crazy and rude to others, but Sean(aka the “loud” RU-vidr)is relatively calm

I thought these graphics were INCREDIBLE when I watched this 7 years ago. I wanted a VR headset sooo bad! I’ve watched all of these job simulator videos probably 4 times each

"Your child is gonna be alergic to my foot in his ass in a minute" That line just murdered my sides xD

Reads sign: plz dont spit in food Jack: im not gonna spit in your food!! 😂😂omg hahah

It’s amazing how different VR has become lately. I remember playing for the first time in 2017, and freaking out from how awesome it was

I love his energy in this video. Reminds me of a hyper little kid.

He's like a hyperactive child, I love it

The only problem with your channel is that there are too many good vids and I don't know which to watch

Whoever makes the subtitles need a raise I watch everything with them and like they get really funny sometimes

this is the first Jacksepticeye video I ever saw.. damn this takes me back.. I love this guy.

**Goes on youtube** Oh hey a new video from jacksepticeye **Clicks video, forgets I had volume all the way up, wearing ear plugs, ear drums almost burst from jack's screaming** aaAAAAH-

Rare, never-before-seen footage of Burgerpants before he died inside

I have vivid memories of watching this video in six or seventh grade in the morning before school on the family laptop and I’m in my twenties paying bills. Time sure flies

i recently bought myself a VR and this game just because you did and it was so worth it. i love this man so much :,)

Lmao listen to 0:00-0:10 and turn on captions and look at captions

Can't wait when the VR becomes as usual as touch screen phones

I'm so glad that you're channel popped up! You're bloody hilarious! 😂

“There is no I in RU-vid” - Jacksepticeye 2016

Hey guys, I just wanted to say something to make someone smile today :) You're a beautiful person, achieve your dreams and don't let anyone stop you. You can do anything if you set your mind to it. Don't care what other people think of you. Don't let anyone stop you from being from who you are :) I hope you have a nice day, listen to some good, uplifting music, go on you're day with a smile, and make that smile contagious ;)

there was tomato sauce in the blender oml he just killed a kid

My favorite part was when he pulled the soup can out and said "da f***?" 🤣

When Jack said "Final Fantasy" I was kinda shocked he knew the game!

When you made the sandwich I busted out laughing and spit food on my keyboard lol

“Uh tomato and mushroom” Forgot the tomato *NEVER FORGET THE TOMATO*

this vid from 2016 and still hits all of jacks old vids hit so hard when i got nothing to do i wish it stayed like this 😢😢

6:43 If you don't watch ethgoesboom then you wont understand

MOAR!!!

I so wish I had a kitchen like this one in the gourmet chef, I might actually enjoy cooking then

I watch you whenever I’m sick, idk why just makes it a lil easier!

Six years is wild… I remember my 11 year old self dying at this.

You never see average people with VR because it's so damn expensive. The one thing I hate about high-tech.

Only if it was that easy in real life

Kid-Bot: I can taste tomatoes in here Seán: I DIDN'T DO IT!!! *immediately ends video* Me: 😂😂 nice to run away from problems 😂😂

I honestly can’t wait to watch this in the year it takes place; just to watch it as a time capsule

Robot: you have a job to do Jack: but that cactus tho

Imagine if Papers Please? was in VR...

16:00 Anger: congratulations, Jacksepticeye, you ruined pizza!

I know I'm a load of years late, but I was feeling really shit and I started to cry before this came on, but when it auto-played, I stopped sobbing and starting cackling with laughter. Thanks for that, Really