Bert your fucking awesome man!! Been watching your standup for a few years now keep it up broh you know how to put a smile on everyone's face and laughter in their hearts. Btw GO NOLES!!!
Go to a butcher and order some 1/2" thick bacon. Put that on your Green Mountain grill at 240. It should take about two hours but it's been a while since I've done it. Magical, trust me.