Voter Fraud Cold Open - SNL 

Wait... this isnt about the current election? lol

Yes!!! 😂😂😂

WE ARE STUCK IN A TIME LOOP

LOL, right?! SAME!

Ok I feel better...I thought it was just me

Dead

Because if Donald Trump touches water he melts like Theodora the Wicked Witch of the West.

Head over to our page - we'll sing you towards the right path! But, you know, the left.

Ciel Phantomhive thats Hillary Clinton the witch of the left

@@BirdsandBS WTF are you even saying dipshit!?!!!!!

But it's not honest to entertain the idea until there's solid evidence. Even with it being a possibility.

@@Despondencymusic You do understand that they're joking by quoting SNL?

@@connorthompson66 HOLY SMOKES IT SOUNDED REAL!!😳

That’s just every news network now. Even the small town ones.

John: "Our feelings don't care about your facts."

History repeats itself.

Omg yea I'd say Mostly the racist rhetoric they got spot on lol no but that is crazy!!

@JagBrit naw just a country based on welcoming every race. Like the quote says "we'll take the hungry sick and poor"

@JagBrit I know I messed it up but statue of liberty quote. People on the outside look at Americans all the same because democrats are quiet and focusing on better system and Republicans (who are mostly what you see on the outside) are loud so everyone thinks we're all like that

@@KwestGayfish Look up Countee Cullen, if you're not familiar with him already, and read his poem "Mad Song."

For some hardly understandable joke )))

@@syntholion6441 Yes I have "heard" about Rosetta stone, but not everyone did. That was the reason I wrote, that it is "hardly understandable" joke (great though) - for some. Not me : )

@@syntholion6441 Must admit, maybe I´ve had underestimated public knowledge a bit in this case : ))

I'm sorry but could you explain? It's not like they're still working for Nazi Germany?

@@jimpavlyuchenko9420 I think it’s about the emissions scandal

@@jimpavlyuchenko9420 My guess is because Volkswagen was started essentially by the Nazi party. Second guess: they apparently have a history of using forced labor and, lastly, as Carter Gulyas above said, because they tried to beat emission tests instead of actually making cars that emit less.

@@IceRanger41 I think because it has to do with Nazis.

@Tommy I agree. We should focus on VW's recent carbon emissions scandal from less than a decade ago.

Two years ago.

@@knowjusticeknowpeace15 even though it’s usually them who are doing the fraud

@@jefflebowski8470 yt is weird with how they display how old something is

Here the honest truth only half voted for Biden Reason why? half went home lines were to long VOTER SUPRRESSION if done the right way Biden would have buried Trump times 2

@@jefflebowski8470 It said a year when I made the comment so it must’ve been 1 year, 11 months and 3 weeks old lol

George R Hicks, III Truly one of the best impressions I haven’t seen it is scary

Duh!!!!

@@perrygonzalez1098 Toned down.

It's hysterical, when I see the real Shapiro I want to laugh but then I remember she's an asshole

I was thinking the same thing, she is so talented it's almost scary

😭

So true

Word

Hello from the 4th day of Election Day.

I had to look at the posted date just to make sure lol

Yes, it's only one news outlet. All the others must be right because they are in agreement. Good logic, Vince.

@@WilliamDavidHobbs They're not even considered news only entertainment. Look it up.

This is a very astute observation.

@@WilliamDavidHobbs You literally invented this guy's logic and then sarcastically congratulated him for using the logic that you yourself invented. Absolutely astounding. He didn't say Fox is dumb only because the other news outlets are in agreement. That's all you. There is a perfectly valid other reason Fox is dumb: because it traffics in preposterous "what-ifs" and conspiracy theories (although credit where it's due -- at least some Fox personnel are not going along with this farcical voter fraud theory). It tries to appeal to the worst qualities in people and offer the shallowest possible explanation for complicated events, all in the service of assuring people that their facile and often bigoted ideas are correct. So yeah. It's poison. And it has nothing to do with what other news organizations are saying.

This is so close to all the stupid crap Fix ACTUALLY says and their Channel lol. Not to far off , really.

Two and a Half Men had some good ones a decade ago "Her first Christmas,... was the first Christmas" "These flowers (sent by her) were delivered by a Roman legionnaire"

Hahhaah yassss. Good fucking job to SNL for shitting on Pelosi, she's everything wrong with the Democratic Party.

6:37

Best part

Deven Damji Because it's definitely not the obvious... you have to be a nincompoop to laugh at this segment but I'm sure that won't stop your enthusiasm.. lol.

Dude, what are you smokin'?

@Toussaints' Wrath How is it a gold mine when all they do is obsess over it and paint everything as racist or nazi. Real conedians dont obsess over the same topic day after day because normal people get bored. You guys are the really dumb idiots.

@@murk4552 If you had common sense you wouldn't like liberals considering they are promoting communist ideas upon your future and also you dimwit you would understand the geography of republicans is from all areas not just the back woods but it shows that democrat propaganda like snl has been effective on your soft gullible brain.

Toussaints' Wrath Thanks to Trump! You can't get enough.. lol.

👏👏👏

It still works in 2024, too.

the gullible Trump base is less than 25% of the electorate... it's the support from people who DONT believe him, who are making Trump's wacky presidency possible... I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would check out my acoustic piano & vocal covers of PURPLE RAIN by Prince and PRAYING FOR TIME by George Michael on my channel in tribute to 2 of the greatest singer-songwriters in music history. Live acoustic with no autotune. Thanks and peace.

Even as a Laura Ingram fan I have to admit this comedian is extremely talented

6:42

@@johnhilton529 sounds like a goat sneezed

@@thelapander Laura Ingram has fans? Are you racist?

Jordan Katz I’m confused as to how anyone can be a fan of Laura Ingram, but Kate’s impression is spot-on

Absolutely!!

Try the onion too

Difficult to notice the difference between this and what Sidney Powell and Guliani have been saying.

I wouldn't be surprised if Trump watched this and said you know what that's a great idea for an election scandal incase I loose

No, politics just never changes. It moves a big circle.

Didn't even realize it was 8 minutes.

Don’t forget Matt Damon carrying a 15 minute one

It was cold alright. So cold in fact, she forgot she was doing comedy. It was like I was watching a bad middle school skit. I cringed for the actors having to play these awful roles. What happened to SNL? If you enjoyed that skit, then you are a very bland person.

Stop overhyping her. Most of the cast can handle such a long opening, especially since there were several other characters that took the spotlight during the sketch...

@@SirSmokeALot4420 -Do you need a hug?

And so has Cecile Strong!

Along with Kristen wiig, Andy sandberg and Bill hader and many others.

She's great, but her impression of Ingraham's voice is not nearly nasal or grating enough.

All hail the Queen

You forgot about Kenan ! ))

What's the reference, I didn't get it

@@aakashjassi woklswagen and nazism have a common origin.

@@aakashjassi Volkswagen cheating on their emissions tests a couple years ago

@@aaronwu1153 >Volkswagen cheating on their emissions tests a couple years ago Volkswagon...still gassing people...old habit die hard... :O

Hitler wanted a German car for the German people so he helped create the peoples car (volks) peoples (wagon)car.....get it now lol 😆

TRUTH!!!! 😭😂😭😂😭

It's funny cuz it's true.

Did he really say that? I don't really doubt it, but it sounds like something an older, more hardened crook would say.

America in a nutshell.

@@Sohbek What a funny way to spell C - A - P - I - T - A - L - I - S -M

Deven Damji Your puff puff game dilly dilly.

I think Vape God needs his own skit.

I think you should maybe look into the dude that made that video. You kinda look like the jackass thats getting trolled here @Nicholas Fouch lmao

"I'll have my dong out"-Vape God

@@MisterBrimm just go watch the H3 bit...thats prolly where they got the idea neways

Made me holler! I'm not entirely sure that Zuckerberg isn't part of the Borg Collective LOL!

🤣🤣🤣🤣 and that laugh

It was only 30 seconds and he still laughed.

Woozlewuzzleable Kate broke and he couldn't help it.

I'm pretty sure they both laughed because she actually interviewed a "vape God"

He appearing as “Tommy Smokes” who actually went on fox to defend Juul and Vape

Delicious Pete!!!

You mean like the idea that there are more than two sexes, or that glowball warming causes earthquakes, or the idea that black lives matter except to Planned Parenthood?

@@paulmoore7064 1) There actually are more than two sexes, some people (Very rarily) are born with different genetics or genitals. Also, what you meant to say was more than two genders, which there are: gender is just what people think when they say "male" or "female" and it's different depending on what country or culture you're in. 2) No one has ever said that global warming causes earthquakes, literally ever. It DOES exacerbate existing problems with tornados, floods, hurricanes, and wildfires because of warmer, dryer air in places where 50 or 100 years ago, the air was cold and wet. 3) Planned Parenthood is and has always been a scam created by a racist and continued by people who think poor people shouldn't have kids. Poor people should have kids, and the government should support them. In 20 years, our population will start to decline: that's fewer people paying taxes, voting, working, and supporting society. 4) Thank you for reading, but I don't expect that you can read because everything you typed in your comment above was nonsense. Have a nice day.

@@brandondavidson4085 You haven't heard any one say that global warming causes earthquakes. That doesn't mean it hasn't been said. I'm closer to 100 than I am to fifty, and I can't remember a year when the Western U.S. wasn't hot, dry, and prone to forest fires. You must be aware that the government doesn't support anyone. Taxpayers do. Yes, I know that kids sometimes have extra parts .I was speaking generally. Of course I was speaking nonsense. I was repeating things that I have heard people on the left say. Maybe I can't read, but I can reason.

@@brandondavidson4085 P.S. Nouns have gender. People have sex.

@@paulmoore7064 English isn't probably your first language, otherwise you would know that nouns do not have gender in the English language

jane kaczmerak would kill it. she has the crazy eyes like pirro.

It's a great impression but there's something viscerally disgusting about Pierro that can't be captured. It's more or less the same with Trump.

I was thinking the same thing! She has the voice down to a T!

Jeanine Pirro is a monster. Talk about la madre del diablo.

the towel killed me.

Fox viewers don't get that joke

I cried real tears when I saw that! 😂

I did have to translate that, but that was a good gag.

"Devil's Mother"? Sounds better as "mother of the devil". My Mexican Spanish is rusty, so "devil's mother" is probably more accurate, but "mother of the devil" sounds like Devil +...like, you thought the devil was bad? Wait til you meet la madre!

@Mad Hatter So we should all speak English because YOU say so. lol You know, you COULD expand your mind and try to learn a new language, or is learning something new too scary. It's easier to just bitch about it on youtube, huh?

Kate McKinnon, turning straight girls gay since April 7th 2012.

She's so much better looking than Ingraham. And far more intelligent.

She evacuates humor from every thing she's in. She is the Yoko Ono of SNL.

^ Angry that Kate is a lesbian.

She's one of a kind, she can play any part.

all except for Jeff Sessions, that one is weak.

@@chicarobertson4706 Agree.... her worst one is Sessions... She killed Hillary, I thought...

Christiaan Hart Nibbrig her Hillary literally has me laughing out loud every time 😂💀

Bravissima*!

@@fmzca Grazie!

If the Earth is so warm why are they having blizzards in Australia?

You can't get through to idiots like that. You can provide proof to show they are wrong but they will just dismiss it like they are programmed to don

lmao pretty sure it was ironic

Sceptical Pickle BABYLON

So true, my man. I'm going to name your comment "quote of the year 2019". Congratulations.

haha funny!

New? Always was....

New?👀😂😂 Oh buddy 😂

Hellurrrrrrr!

Ki

A 6 ft.5 black man in a dress and wig lost it.

@hello goodbye....IT WAS YOUR DUMB A$$ CANDIDATE WHO ACTUALLY SAID IT!!! So yeah, it was funny as he!!

Same XD

It was tommy smokes from barstool sports trolling them

Next level trolling🤣🤣🤣🤣

Its Tommy Fucking Smokes

"my puff puff game is dilly dilly" That line will be with me until the day I die.

Jay Andree - I just about died 😂😂💀 Terrible but hilarious

@@Becky_Cal it's hilarious BECAUSE it is terrible. i also love racist jokes :)

@@sabin97 why. That's like straight people loving gay jokes just because Can u explain further racial jokes are too 90s.... 1590

​@@ServiteJack because i have a sense of humour. i'm straight and i also love gay jokes. i'm a male and i love jokes about women. i'm not a murderer, but i love jokes about murder. i'm not a banker and i love the few jokes out there about bankers. i'm not old, but i love jokes about old people. i'm not a cannibal, but i love the few jokes out there about cannibals. yeah. you dont need to be part of the group targeted by a joke in order to enjoy the joke. be careful in your choice of words, i'm a brown non-christian who speaks a language the average monoglot of usa cant understand. by sjw law, you have to be extremely careful in how you address me

"it's" just egg white

Except she didn't have that line...

I DON'T GET IT

@@charzard1000 Volkswagen was created by Nazis

TheJrbdog I thought it was because of the fuel admissions controversy, but I guess both would be ok with Fox News viewers 🤔😂😆

I literally did a spit take at “my dong will be out.” Really shows my level of maturity lol.

@@TheJrbdog Thank you for enlightening ppl, lmao! To be fair I only knew that fact cause my dad loves the history channel and a few years back we talked about it.

well, they're also still gassing the planet.

I thought it was the diesel test scandal

they didn't do anything wrong.

I heard that and then it took me a few seconds to get it. Seemed like it took a few seconds for the live audience too (listening again, maybe I'm just stupid and they got it right away).

Volkswagen supplied the Nazi army. That company did alot to help the German war effort. So the joke is "you know why" meaning helping the alt right/white only agenda. Other companies have done the same like Mitsubishi an Toyota. But Americans still buy their products.

Don Moore yep, Babylon is falling, is falling.

Sad, how?

Yes FAUX is very famous for its dogwhistle racism. It knows who it’s audience is very well.:,

@Gary York Yes . They don't love Orange Shit stains .

@Gary York Well it is the most popular political position, so umm... yes.

@Gary York I was thinking more on a worldwide basis rather than solely America, but whatever. Can you provide a reliable source for your claims?

@Gary York Saying stuff like "liberalism is a mental disorder" really proves how clueless and idiotic you are.

You fucking nailed it!!

No tha lady is 2evil to be my mom

I was looking for this comment lol

@Gidget Trevathon Triggered much

Gidget Trevathon triggered ?

@Gidget Trevathon relax stupid.

Gidget awww cry baby cry hahahahahahaha

@Gidget Trevathon THEY MUST ALL LISTEN FOR I TYPE N KAPS! Kudos on the 'libturds' though, smashingly original! That'll show 'em! Homie is more triggered than a gun show in Texas....

Lol... I know.. I was like.. that would be awesome. Cooking a 15 lb bird.. is a bit much when cooking for myself.

6:42

Have you alienated everyone in your life?

the way she emphasizes TEENY TINY hilarious

Dan Castellaneta, I think.

whoever is shrieking instead of laughing in the audience is the real MVP of this sketch

Homer simpson 😂🤣

I think it was mark zuckerberg

Yeah but she's got a future in NASCAR...step on it sister

Her Medea line gets me every time: "hellruh"

Somewhere someone is watching her program thinking "yeah, this lady is making alot of great points and she sounds so reasonable and sane. You tell 'em, judge!"

@Jamestown Sassacre And this is what keeps me up at night!😨

Jamestown Sassacre ... Pirro, Ingraham, Hannity and Carlson are the worst attack on facts and the truth. It isn’t a case of political philosophy and ideological differences, it is simply a concerted effort to malign and slander their perceived opposition by any means necessary. Republicans have always fought dirty, but not this badly in my lifetime.

How would you know unless you watched so much Laura Ingraham yourself? BUSTED!!!

Too bad she can’t actually fake the Adam’s apple that Laura Ingraham has to make it really authentic.

I feel worse for Cecily, since she has to watch and listen to that screeching harpy Judge Janine. It's worth it for both Kate and Cecily, though, because it helps them get the impressions absolutely perfect!

Well unlike this, the show makes sense and calls out all of the craziness of those on the left. They really embarrass themselves, that's the funny part about it.

I've seen clips of Ingraham and that's all I, as a decent mature person, can stand. I just can't tolerate such a vile, viscous, monster of a person spewing lies, hate, and ignorance and doing violence to truth and logic. Despicable person. Kate nails the impression, as usual!

Sorry what

@@AConquerorsVendetta THE VAPING BIT IS A REAL THING FOX NEWS DID

Left IsBest MY EARBALLS! JESUS! Any idea what they spoke about lol?

@@AConquerorsVendetta lol nope sorry XD XD

@@AConquerorsVendetta Search for Fox Tommy Smokes.

@Gidget Trevathon Shut up (or in this case, stop replying) and get educated.

@Gidget Trevathon Why do you have no chill?

THAT is the Problem,Drew Perri : McKinnon & Co. were so Good,it might as well be the Real FOX FUCKED "News" !!!

Same as last week!

@Gidget Trevathon Your cultist tears are delicious

my teacher thought this was real

😂😂😂

Can't wait for y'all to lose

true

eh.

Nope.

For a simple brain yes.

@@GreatAwaken91 watch out guys, we got an intellectual

@@earth1883 What are you 12?

I didn't get it please explain the Volkswagen

Jonathan Orta Okay. Well, it's basically a joke on the fact that German automaker Volkswagen was originally being operated by Nazis during Hitler's regime.

yes, not enough praise for Alex Moffat!!

In 2020 and 2015 there were a few instances of nazism and dictatorship in Brazil. Plus a german slogan that used the sign from Auschwitz's entrance that translates (Work will set you free)

Because shes half man. Of course that helps.

She is such a great actress

But she's not funny.

@@kenmcbreairty7878

I love the guy, but he's got a punchable-as-fuck face, which is why he actually works for much of the characters he plays.

And he is criminally underused lately for some reason....

Feel Facts

"Genius"?? Lol...it might seem that way if you're a clueless leftie.

She's calls the old testament the testament 😂😂😂

I mean no one other than pc left liberals who only watch this because they only make fun of republicans, it’s biased, the blond Bitch can’t even star in a good movie let alone make a joke, also this went on to long

@@Darkness-ie2yl- YIKES! That's OLDD! LOL!!!

I'd like that comment but the count is at 69 and it wouldn't feel right to change that. You get me?

Kate McKenna + Jeff sessions

It was even funnier because it looked like he was having trouble not laughing at it after he said it out loud!