Vtuber penis envy 

"No two vaginas feel the same and we'll never know" Well girls, take solace in the fact many dudes won't know either

"Do you have penis envy?" "Yeah i wish i could drive well" 😂

Easiest way to put it is like this. If a guy gets hit in the balls, every man around him feels it too.

Lumi being stunned locked for the majority of that conversation is a feat

"Does it float in water" lmao, how do women even come up with these

A bisexual girl tried to debate me on a Numi clip months back about how a woman’s vagina feels compared to a Tenga I think. Then she tried to roast me with “You must’ve never been inside one while I’ve fingered several aside from my own,” which I responded to her with “A finger doesn’t feel the same things a penis does and _as a man_ I’m telling you there’s a difference in how each woman feels _to us._ “ The ignorance of some people, I swear.

Eddie Murphy said it best: "You don't have to kick no nuts to hurt nobody. You can just graze nuts and the man will be fucked up." 🤣

Lumi did not expect the conversation to go that deep lmao

“Does it get sunburned?” Not unless you expose it to direct sunlight, which most men don’t “If so, what happens?” Lots and lots of pain. “Does it float in water?” No. (Edit: Apparently it does; it’s been a very long time since I’ve looked at my dick while submerged in water; I take showers.) “Is it painful to have a sack?” It’s been there since birth, so our bodies know intuitively how to account for them with any given motion. This is what causes “manspreading”. (Btw, the way men’s hips are shaped cause our legs to naturally spread apart when we sit. It takes active effort to keep them closed.) “Do men get vagina envy?” I don’t. I’ve heard enough horror stories about periods that it seems the main benefit to having a uterus is gatekeeping pain. “How does it feel to have a prostate?” Pretty great if you know how to get to it. If you don’t, it doesn’t feel like much until it gets cancer.

The best way I described it to a female friend is like this. Being kicked specifically in the dick is the equivalent to being kicked in the vagina. It will hurt and bruise, but it's not really too debilitating. Being kicked specifically in the balls is the equivalent to being kicked directly in the womb. Spikes of intense pain, throbbing stomach pain that could lead to vomiting, fainting, and/or permanent after effects. "Imagine if, instead of being safe inside your body through layers of skin and muscle, your womb was dangling between your legs with only a thin layer of skin protecting it. Then having someone, full force, kick you right there. Do you think you'd be ok?"

To put it into perspective, if you hit your balls hard enough, you can hit a massive spike of adrenaline that can potentially kill you. This process is called Autonomic Dysreflexia, or AD, where adrenaline spikes so your oxygen intake increase well beyond the average rate, your blood pressure skyrockets, and your heart rate overcompensates. While this is extremely uncommon, it was a secret strategy of those who participated in the paralympics a few years ago. Paralympic participants who suffer from spinal cord injuries tend to not suffer from lower body pain, which... you guessed it, includes testicular pressure/torsion, so, these participants would sit on their testicles or compress them prior to their events in order to increase their adrenaline levels, which granted them boosted stamina and strength without the drawback of pain. This was highly frowned upon and I believe they are doing regulations/precautionary inspection to ensure these people don't cause themselves even more heart problems. Edit: I would like to add, this isn't CBT, bros. You can't torture that which has no pain. Also, the process wasn't strictly their testicles because female athletes also exist (who woulda thunk it?). Other methods included stopping your bladder to build up pressure, breaking bones, lowering blood flow with leg straps... but the one that was most notorious was indeed testicular trauma.

"Prostate envy" is certainly a phrase from Lumi.

having a pen15 is like life. sometimes it gets hard.

The balls are essentially the thing we are biologically hardwired to protect at all times. There's a reason they're called the family jewels. To reinforce this we have a lot of nerves down there specifically to alert us when the boys are in danger, and that's translated as unbearable, agonizing pain. There's nothing I can really compare it to, but I've heard it's all the pain of childbirth condensed into an instant. Our Achilles heel, ignoring the actual Achilles heel.

The fucking generational pain i felt when she said she wanted to feel what its like to be kicked in the balls You really dont

this is the closest thing to true equality between men and women

I wouldn't really call it vagina envy, but I have wondered what it would feel like to have one. As for getting kicked in the balls, it can range from intense stomach cramps to throwing up on the spot depending on how hard you hit them. The nerves around the balls will cause pain to shoot up into the body to make protecting them the top priority. That's why men will curl up when you kick them in their balls. Long story short, it is sexual assault if done on purpose, and should only be done in self defense.

Sigmund Freud's detractors: "No! Women DON'T have pEnIS eNVy, Freud! That's stupid! You're stupid!" Women:

Y'know how in Cyberpunk 2077, there's the concept of BDs? Basically memories other people have experienced, but recorded in such a way that you can feel what the person recording it felt? I think we need this lol.

A kick on the balls not only hurts a lot but you also feel pure agony.

Men get additional tactile sensations, women get denser nerve clusters that aren't dependent on an easily diminishing resource. E-quality

The bag is very… not sensitive just fragile. Like it has to be something that actually hurts them not just anything. Your legs too close together can just be uncomfortable or uncomfortable even hurt. Your pet could randomly jump on you and land there in the middle of the night and wake you up and that hurts like hell. In the summertime it can stick and then you’re like “I gotta adjust” because it’s so uncomfortable. Sweat is annoying by itself but the bag can just get so bad. In the cold weather it can just shrivel up and you get a little extra room for movement. The prostate is something I don’t think about. The only thing that’s gonna be touching it is my doctor when I’m in my 40s to check for cancer. It will remain a watertight seal until then. Btw it probably does get sunburned (maybe easier than any other area) but I have made sure to never find out. The sun will NEVER shine there I assure you. Lastly, pants. The crotch area can determine what kind of pants you buy. Fortunately I have muscular tree trunks for legs (probably from carrying around my fat@$$) so I have to get slightly larger pants and that usually means that the boys are fine. But if they’re not, the pants can ride too high or just be ever so slightly too tight. Well that covers the sack and a little on the prostate. My next Ted Talk will be on the PP itself. Starting with growers vs showers. I will reference the game theory on Luigi’s package in that one don’t miss it.

I feel like a testicle is probably most comparable to an eyeball, like if you push against your eye you'll feel a notable amount of pain. Then you just gotta imagine getting kicked in the eye without the protection of a skull.

Imagine being able to connect partners' brains during the act so both could experience both or swap sensations or whatever they want. That sounds so cool. Edit: I forgot to say that all a woman needs to do to imagine having balls is to imagine having your ovaries in a thin, itchy, sweaty, and most inconveniently placed leather sack with no protection. Ovaries are supposedly as sensitive but are just protected enough that most don't realize how bad it can be.

As men, have you ever wondered "gosh, I'd like to understand firsthand what period pain is like?" Yeah. ME NEITHER.

Honestly, idk how you'd even begin to communicate half of the things they're asking

When describing balls to women, I usually compare them to eyeballs. Imagine you are jar jar binks. Then, imagine getting kicked in the head so hard that your head moves before your eyes do. And then the nerves connecting your eyes to your brain tug on your eyes and then your eyes feel the same impact. While I have never heard of vagina envy, I have heard many men express a sort of "pregnancy envy" if you can call it that. Just curiosity about how being pregante would feel.

Okay but in fairness, I know plenty of dudes with booba or vagina envy. Its not exclusively a female thing.

"Everyone has to get the exam, right?" What doctor is she going to?

I had a friend complain about her tits while swimming, allegedly they're just large sacs of fat so they get cold and stay cold. Unlucky tbh

3:56 Well, about that, there's a specific segment of the population that would have vagina envy, but they might not be too thrilled if you call them "guys".

"no man has vagina envy" I mean... I do, but purely for selfish reasons

1:40 Well its not like any of us will experience it either.

"Do we really deserve the right to vote after all" That went really freaking based real quick.

sigmund freud has never been happier

holy sourballs, yellow woman was lost. and no lolibaba fox or hairussy rabbit in sight.

If you could have a clone of yourself for a day, except it's the opposite gender, and when it dissapears you get all of it's memories as if you lived through them... Would you rail yourself?

When they were saying they will never know what a vagina feels like someone in chat said skill issue. Lol

your balls are internal organs on the ouside of your body. thats why they are so delicate.

ofc V envy exists. Imagine getting kicked down there & not even flinch. Boss-like.

For the balls pain thing: It’d be closest to compare it to ovaries that hang between our legs. I’m sure getting punched in the stomach right to your ovaries might induce the same response guys get with getting their balls hurt.

Freud is cackling in his grave lol

Vag envy? Yes. Let's trade for a day~

I have had to explain to multiple women the pain that the balls can feel. Oddly enough, it was because they wanted me to explain the seatless chair and rope torture.

"Do they get sunburned?" I now have a new phobia.

Now we need phase tenga. Rie really was ahead of the curve

Freud was right?

At least they're trying to understand. We can at least give them credit there

"Women don't enjoy sex because they don't have a penis." -Someone very wise

I'm in the early stages of MMA training and out of the many dangers contact sports come with, getting your nuts clipped by a stray kick going on average of 70 mph is my number 1 fear. I still love this form of fitness and all the lessons it offers to teach, but man is this a constant fear I have every time during sparring... Oh also, testicular torsion is a thing. It fucking sucks.

I wouldn't call it "vagina envy," but I do admit I would like to know what women experience, because just as much as they can't experience the things mentioned in the video, as a guy we can't experience their sensations, and the scienceman in me hates not having the ability to know all the things.

They're right, I've never felt vag envy, they're a work of art to be sure, but to be admired, I don't wanna have one, I'm good. I'm proud of my boys.👍 This turned out a little more honest than I expected...

Does the phase connect medical insurance cover therapy?

I think every man should be able to experience the sensitivity of a womans bean and every women should know the feeling of being pegged. God needed to do more min maxing.

This discussion went unecessarily long. If it means anything, they're vtubers, I'm sure they got futaart somewhere on the internet.

This was another ride I didn't expect to be on today

Women have a Skene's gland. It basically works the same as a prostate but it is located in a very different spot.

ball pain is like getting your eye balls poked really hard but the pain goes from your eyes to your feet and then back to your gut and grows slowly.

All that envy will go away once the balls start itching

As a guy, getting critted sucks. You want to throw up for the next hour, it itches and burns like hell, you want to pass out but can’t, its like getting hit in the under thigh behind the knee, but 5x worse as minimum for the stronger men. At worst, it’s like getting clocked in the jaw but multiplied heavily. The worst thing is that you might not even get adrenaline to compensate for the pain when it happens. Sometimes, the pain gets a bit dull from a surge of adrenaline, but thats when you’re ready and expect it. If it randomly happens, you feel all the pain. For example, you’re playing soccer and you know the guy near you is gonna kick the ball towards your direction. He hits your mini-soccer balls but it’s dulled since you expected it, so you can keep playing after a small break. If you don’t expect it and they get that painful critical hit, the pains coming full force like a freight train.

Guys, this is beyond lewd. This transcends the definition of lewd. These are some serious scientific questions here

"Of course you can't touch mine, you already broke yours off!"

This clip needs to be sent to Melody.

The cogs in Lumi's brain were really turning.

lumi in shock at this degen shit is hilarious and always makes me remember how wholesome out lemon is

Women are lucky as they cannot get a penile fracture which despite the name doesn't actually involve bones. Its just the tissue that holds blood can rupture if you and your partner aren't careful. I believe the highest incident rate for this is due to the reverse cowgirl position. One slip, pop goes the penis. It will literally make a pop or crunching noise when it occurs. Most likely it will then be drowned out by the man shrieking in pain. Yeah, penises are nice but theyre extremely fragile.

I mean, in terms of just wanting to experience what it’s like for like a day, I feel the same but for female genitals.

You can't have the pain without the balls it's not the sack that hurts it's the cargo

This stream was like a weeb version of The View

1:16 this is such an amazing moment literally perfect

🤔😏They do have the organs, in a way: glans = clitoris corpus spongiosum = corpus cavernosum urethra (male) = vaginal cavity prostate = uterus vasa deferentia = fallopian tubes epididymides = fimbriae ovaries = testicles

This video made me as, the question how would you describe the pain of being hit in the balls, it’s so different from any other type of pain that it’s hard to describe

The way she talk about wanted a pp I take so much for granted 😂

I don’t know why but the fucking Wii Shop music makes this so much funnier

The Suffrage Question.

This is the kind of crazy that makes me cross to the other side of the street just to put distance between it and myself.

People love to throw Sigmund Freud's name in the air for anything, but I'm sure he would really be happy to hear this video

This is the kind of content that makes me enjoy vtubers.

vagina envy is strange, i wouldn’t mind having my organs all on the inside the way god intended, but at the same time even if i trusted someone i would feel that letting someone into my body is an invasion of privacy somehow

Freud is going crazy from beyond the grave rn

As a man the sayjng "It's always greener on the other side" and "You always want what you don't/can't have" seems an apt descriptor. As for some men wanting a "female anatomy" I think that is a pretty unequivocal "yes" as well as some women who want "male anatomy" too. Finally in regard to men wondering about the women side of things I would think the odd thought about it is pretty common as well. Still Great Job! :)

“And we will never experience that because we don’t have penis” Uhh, hands exist?

"no man has vagina envy" well why are there so many sex changes? checkmate 2d cartoon girl

If you want to approximate what getting kicked in the balls feels like, schedule an appointment with your doctor and then have a knowledgeable individual punch your kidneys shortly before the appointment. If you didn't involuntarily collapse to the ground in agony, they did it wrong. Kidney trauma will drop even a robust MMA fighter to the ground. Kidney trauma can be seriously dangerous. If you're stupid enough to try this, ensure you see a medical professional afterward.

we have boob envy lumi

Someone needs to inform these girls about the dangers of testicular torsion.

I feel envy is the wrong word curiosity maybe. Because I don’t think I’d like to keep the female genitalia as I have heard it causes much discomfort. But if it was magically changed for like a day or something for experimentation sure. Cause I have had a few questions that can’t really be answered unless you have experienced both.

The idea of having a vagoo is nice. ... having a period would be a deal breaker tho

Getting hit in the balls is kinda like when you stub your toe, and you feel the cold wave across your body before you feel the pain. Imagine that, but like, x100. Also, ‘guys don’t get vagina envy’? Pretty sure the autogynephilia crowd would disagree with you.

I’m glad it’s not just us guys that are curious about the anatomical sensations of the opposite sex

What a day to hear that very last quip on.

futas be like "maam i heard you have a plumbing issue in ur house?"

I believe the feminists termed it ‘Womb Envy’.

look at the good side, most of their fans won't know what most of those feel like as well

I have never had a sunburn there. It's plenty bad enough on normal skin; I'd never risk _that_ agony for anything!

For a perspective on ball pain, a solid kick spikes to a pain worse than that of childbirth, albeit it ends much quicker

Protect your balls at all cost. Anything more than a light slap will interrupt your train of thought and make your body tweak a bit. Anything more than that is incapacitating.

1:16 lmaoooo the placement of the emote

"Women don't have prostates" Women have a similar gland that forms from the same cells that forms the male Prostate glands. There's the periurethrial glands or Skene's glands.

Women deserver the right to vote as consolidation for not having a penis, my prayers and respect go out to you for being willing and wanting to feel what a man feels, truly open minded