Wake up World: Stop Christmas Tree Killing! 

Here are two creative ideas to save our woods from that insane
eternal cutting down:
(A) Select one of your fam to impersonate your human Christmas tree (my hubby RammaDamma invented it in his glam rock days).
(B) Use your DIY-fantasy and some throwen away things like a bicycle wheel and a rake, and you got it: VROOM! the speediest Christmas tree of them all.