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Waking Up with a Boner - Zach Galifianakis 

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@36isnotold
@36isnotold 5 лет назад
I’m both, laughing hysterically and amazed at how beautifully he plays the piano.
@l0gphroe
@l0gphroe 4 года назад
He plays the black keys only, always harmonic - try it yourself
@36isnotold
@36isnotold 4 года назад
Dennis Brockmann I wish I could play the piano, or even guitar.
@owenherlihy
@owenherlihy 3 года назад
He’s really not playing anything that difficult
@ericmsandoval
@ericmsandoval 3 года назад
He’s actually not playing only black keys and any pianist would know that.
@gingi0
@gingi0 3 года назад
I asked him in person after a routine. He said he doesn’t know how to play the piano. He just plays the black keys.
@Janinho897
@Janinho897 5 лет назад
"I got a henna tattoo that says "forever"." is an underrated line. :)
@insanenative445
@insanenative445 5 лет назад
I don't get it never listened to her music
@peelfreshapplealoevera8519
@peelfreshapplealoevera8519 5 лет назад
really hope you meant this as aa joke
@terrycrews1760
@terrycrews1760 5 лет назад
Janinho897 went over my head. I know what henna tattoos are. Not sure what the forever reference was
@dylan3753
@dylan3753 5 лет назад
@@terrycrews1760 henna tattoos are temporary and don't last "forever"
@willtube61
@willtube61 5 лет назад
It’s called irony. Lol
@castielwinchester2748
@castielwinchester2748 4 года назад
I’m not usually a fan of comedians who use one liners, but the way he does it is hilarious. The piano and his voice that sounds like bob ross 👍
@artgallery7376
@artgallery7376 5 лет назад
I love this guy! One of the most funny people on Earth.
@fezzik7619
@fezzik7619 4 года назад
Funniest. Not most funny
@artgallery7376
@artgallery7376 4 года назад
@@fezzik7619 Go teach your kids. I say how I want. The other 8 people was fine how I talk but you had a nerve.
@fuzzyapplebong328
@fuzzyapplebong328 4 года назад
I love Zach Galifinakis so much, What a dream it would be to chill with him. He reminds me of Toto they look so similar haha
@daymionjay
@daymionjay 4 года назад
I could listen to that piano forever... so smooth
@fantsypants8313
@fantsypants8313 5 лет назад
The Tony Danza bit has been one of my favorite bits of all time for YEARS. Zach G will always be my favorite.
@jamesmongold9467
@jamesmongold9467 5 лет назад
His beard is so perfect it looks fake.
@charlesburns2568
@charlesburns2568 2 года назад
That’s a strange thing to say, now isn’t it
@nopenope4158
@nopenope4158 2 года назад
Lol jealousy
@nataliep6385
@nataliep6385 Год назад
If Kenny Rogers and Kenny Loggings had a child together - Zach would be the outcome. Just look at him
@HarshRaj10.11
@HarshRaj10.11 2 года назад
2:50 such a pure moment
@leonardascorpius5304
@leonardascorpius5304 5 лет назад
Thank gawd he pointed the Hyena out!! There's always one in every standup show.
@toughluck8012
@toughluck8012 4 года назад
The best part was his face at 2:50
@Gostdemonoid
@Gostdemonoid 4 года назад
Yeeeeessss 😂😂
@MarktheAirsoftPrimate
@MarktheAirsoftPrimate 2 года назад
After so many years, still hilarious
@TheBlackSokka
@TheBlackSokka 5 лет назад
I don’t know what he was playing on that piano but I love it
@Me_AV
@Me_AV 2 года назад
A henna tattoo that says "forever".....Love it. 😆
@scottishinglish331
@scottishinglish331 2 года назад
Gems, nothing but gems. Please start doing stand up again Zach
@Dkazakis84
@Dkazakis84 4 года назад
I miss this full show! Used to watch it all the time when we just had Tevo. Rewind to the woman laughing and the choir at the end!!!!
@brazi1783
@brazi1783 3 года назад
Cant you find it anywhere?
@unicohijo2152
@unicohijo2152 5 лет назад
underated zach🤘🏽
@auspiciousautonomous2403
@auspiciousautonomous2403 5 лет назад
1:54 to 2:10 "You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name... And you've never been to that bar before." (love)
@Skukkix23
@Skukkix23 5 лет назад
(gay)
@auspiciousautonomous2403
@auspiciousautonomous2403 5 лет назад
The joke reminds me of my crazy ex.
@mc540flip
@mc540flip 5 лет назад
Love Zach’s comedy!
@yellowribbon23
@yellowribbon23 5 лет назад
My fav hilarious guy ❤️ 😂
@madalinadanila_piano
@madalinadanila_piano 4 года назад
"I'm Greek...my body produces feta cheese" :))
@alecnewman6052
@alecnewman6052 5 лет назад
he's so under rated
@Madkalibyr
@Madkalibyr 5 лет назад
Alec Newman I bet a lot of people nowadays don’t even know he does stand up
@asparagusbear3323
@asparagusbear3323 5 лет назад
I just started getting into his stand up.
@joelwidgins6329
@joelwidgins6329 5 лет назад
He is the best comic stuck to my fridge
@KevinRay_man
@KevinRay_man 5 лет назад
A henna tattoo that says forever 🤣 hahah damn that was subtly brilliant.
@Singh82a
@Singh82a 5 лет назад
He looks younger how come Is that old clip but his humour is damn fresh
@AjabberWok
@AjabberWok 5 лет назад
this was recorded around 2005
@redemptionfilms4750
@redemptionfilms4750 4 года назад
AjabberWok 2001
@tutorarena4215
@tutorarena4215 5 лет назад
I love this guy xoxo much❤️❤️
@zackpapazahariou6557
@zackpapazahariou6557 5 лет назад
Very good Zach!
@tkgrant7
@tkgrant7 5 лет назад
Peeing in the morning is the most annoying challenge 🤦🏽‍♂️
@LouisFGraham
@LouisFGraham 5 лет назад
Tip toes trying to angle down, tricky stuff
@adifferentpolitics5129
@adifferentpolitics5129 5 лет назад
Piss everywhere
@joshcanfield8906
@joshcanfield8906 5 лет назад
sit backwards facing the tank and lean forward and angle down. easy peasy, its all about the angle on the dangle
@whiteshaq0172
@whiteshaq0172 5 лет назад
Josh Canfield that’s the problem, most people suck at geometry too much that they can’t get that angle, nor the dangle
@noxx5961
@noxx5961 5 лет назад
Sit down then woman.
@SaGeOwL4891
@SaGeOwL4891 4 года назад
Do you have any phone skills? I called you, didn't i?
@fezzik7619
@fezzik7619 4 года назад
Why do people quote the video in the comments section like we didn’t just hear everything he just said?
@Yung_ammo
@Yung_ammo 4 года назад
Because they’re assholes.
@cameronpritchett8300
@cameronpritchett8300 5 месяцев назад
Idk but have you ever woken up with a boner?
@NeyoBearGaming
@NeyoBearGaming 4 года назад
This is poetry
@KyleTheLEGOMaster
@KyleTheLEGOMaster 5 лет назад
This is from years ago. At least the material is. Still, very funny.
@thepinkerton657
@thepinkerton657 5 лет назад
Never wet the bed that way. Shit the couch like that once though.
@oneshotme
@oneshotme 5 лет назад
Enjoyed your video and gave it a Thumbs Up
@imyouyoureme1533
@imyouyoureme1533 5 лет назад
@Can Oba lmfao. this is how it use to be before people could respond to other peoples comments directly. it sure has changed, though.
@imyouyoureme1533
@imyouyoureme1533 5 лет назад
@Can Oba k
@br33zy771
@br33zy771 5 лет назад
some kinda over enthusiastic cheering and laughing at points was a little odd... oh wait Zach commented on it, lol
@dreamvillain8815
@dreamvillain8815 5 лет назад
They clapped for nearly everything?
@AMHAPPY
@AMHAPPY 5 лет назад
Wish he would get back into it again. #818 SBS!
@shelbytomy07
@shelbytomy07 5 лет назад
He's not aging at all
@StrykezMan09
@StrykezMan09 5 лет назад
If anything he looks younger😀
@sn97sn97
@sn97sn97 5 лет назад
I think this video is from 2006
@DaBirdman1989
@DaBirdman1989 5 лет назад
@@sn97sn97 nah this was way earlier. Like 03.
@Madkalibyr
@Madkalibyr 5 лет назад
DaBirdman1989 is it after live @ the onion ?
@DaBirdman1989
@DaBirdman1989 5 лет назад
@@Madkalibyr no way way before that. This was his half hour comedy central presents. This was I believe even before the comedians of comedy tour.
@corpsekrusher
@corpsekrusher 4 года назад
Awesome!
@_zeus_9344
@_zeus_9344 4 года назад
Maza aa gyaa bhaii
@dobwatches
@dobwatches 5 лет назад
That was better than Hangover part 2 and 3 and What Happens in Vegas...separately.
@richardryan5962
@richardryan5962 2 года назад
The bad movie 6weeks in is now on my list.
@Damaged262
@Damaged262 5 лет назад
I had a 3 hour wait between appointments at the Veterans hospital, fell asleep in a waiting room, only to find as I woke, 8 nurses hovering around me. I guess I should have worn underwear, my wood was extended far below my Levi's pocket. I guess I'd become a product of conversation. Of course, I was in a relationship, that shit never times right!
@karlafeliz2861
@karlafeliz2861 5 лет назад
Great job! You did great, and that tune is awesome also!
@matchoo4050
@matchoo4050 9 месяцев назад
this video should have 46 million views, instead of the lame fern one with oblahma.
@jcrALLday
@jcrALLday 5 лет назад
RIP BROOKSTONE
@krkaasyap8132
@krkaasyap8132 5 лет назад
You ain't got no pancake mix
@derrikhester5182
@derrikhester5182 5 лет назад
“THAT’S RIGHT, ‘A’ GAY”
@derrikhester5182
@derrikhester5182 4 года назад
Valette Clo Zach saying “a gay” is funny because usually if someone says it that way, they mean it in a bad way. “Gay person” or “person who is gay” is a better way to say it, because this way it’s an adjective that describes a quality about someone, rather than a noun that defines someone. Noun (bad) vs. adjective (good).
@derrikhester5182
@derrikhester5182 4 года назад
Valette Clo it’s funny because we know Zach doesn’t mean it in a bad way, but he defiantly uses the bad phrasing anyway, as though to make some point! 😂
@mattjose3724
@mattjose3724 5 лет назад
Comedy Gold 😂
@EvanAndHell
@EvanAndHell 5 лет назад
The ad for this video was for The Beard Club lol
@grindcoremaniac
@grindcoremaniac 5 лет назад
Classic Zach
@100BIPBIPBIP
@100BIPBIPBIP Год назад
Straight into the tub then back n fourth all over the wall.. Done!
@3six5
@3six5 5 лет назад
Imagineers is an epic film.
@slimbrady6691
@slimbrady6691 4 года назад
2:50 WIPE OUT
@1974GJH
@1974GJH 4 года назад
“Who’s the boss now? “
@Orangeflava
@Orangeflava 4 года назад
What year is this?
@Thehamburgaler69
@Thehamburgaler69 4 года назад
Orangeflava I was thinking that to probably like 2004
@redram5150
@redram5150 5 лет назад
Oldie but a goodie
@Orangeflava
@Orangeflava 4 года назад
Caller ID!
@HigherPlanes
@HigherPlanes 2 года назад
He didn't finish his last joke...."Did you mean can I build a phone?"
@marcosluna7792
@marcosluna7792 5 лет назад
This is hilarious
@sarasuarez5529
@sarasuarez5529 3 года назад
1:07 3:17 3:45
@deerfish3000
@deerfish3000 5 лет назад
Was Salacious Crumb in the audience that night?
@Madkalibyr
@Madkalibyr 5 лет назад
HE AINT GONNA EEMAYL YEW
@zondass
@zondass 4 года назад
😆 what's the original air date?
@leanne.
@leanne. 10 месяцев назад
2001
@רבאדחרטמיאדבבלרז
fukin hilarous!!!
@jarrydallynhorn8626
@jarrydallynhorn8626 3 года назад
Tough crowd
@returnofthedoggo7994
@returnofthedoggo7994 4 года назад
now try listening to this while closing your eyes and imagining the lego movie joker saying all this
@donthespotter6550
@donthespotter6550 4 года назад
He is funnier with a beard
@mattyvarnas1736
@mattyvarnas1736 3 года назад
Shakespeare was a famous pirate.
@gregorioyanez5697
@gregorioyanez5697 5 лет назад
who did it first? Bo Burnham or Zach?
@Guitaroverkill
@Guitaroverkill 4 года назад
He’s like the next Henny Youngman.
@FelixgreenYT
@FelixgreenYT 5 лет назад
The audience ruined this
@jimthor806
@jimthor806 5 лет назад
Is that William mountgumri
@ANOK541
@ANOK541 5 лет назад
I need a shower like Zack
@TheCreativeintelligence
@TheCreativeintelligence Год назад
Waveform update
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 5 лет назад
I like to sit right next to them.
@TacticGamers
@TacticGamers 3 года назад
I dont know man i dont know .Like listen to stanhope then zach its 2 diff worlds of laughs
@eganc1976
@eganc1976 5 лет назад
Is this the guy that dresses up like Jiminy Glick?
@jonhohensee3258
@jonhohensee3258 5 лет назад
Seriously?
@anotherdanghunk
@anotherdanghunk 5 лет назад
That’s Martin Short, but I’d love to see Zach do it 😂
@maxmatthews2463
@maxmatthews2463 5 лет назад
Skinny Zach
@tommysuriel
@tommysuriel 4 года назад
Is he really playing the piano?
@kanehikaru
@kanehikaru 3 года назад
Dude. He's got such an intelligent voice. I'm not used to that
@chriswyattscott
@chriswyattscott Год назад
I wish Hania Rani was this funny.
@bsouth7042
@bsouth7042 4 года назад
A lot of Steven Wright going on here
@oblivious8868
@oblivious8868 3 года назад
"Last night, Istayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." - Stephen Wright
@JayWheeels
@JayWheeels 3 года назад
More like #SitDown
@omegacygnus
@omegacygnus 3 года назад
0:57 corpse
@Jwhipification
@Jwhipification 4 года назад
How about the night stand, and a wet wallet?
@ruffdraught
@ruffdraught 4 года назад
SHHH!!! I can't hear Keano.
@JordynHealing
@JordynHealing 4 года назад
Kean-o
@MCPaddyB
@MCPaddyB Год назад
I really wish Americans would cheer after every joke.
@katkitten5140
@katkitten5140 5 лет назад
Wooooow Zack G lost a Lot of weight. Looks weird.
@someguyontheinternet2714
@someguyontheinternet2714 5 лет назад
This is from like 2001
@katkitten5140
@katkitten5140 5 лет назад
@@someguyontheinternet2714 ahhh okay. I had no idea lol Thanks :)
@someguyontheinternet2714
@someguyontheinternet2714 5 лет назад
@@katkitten5140 Happy to help. If you haven't seen the entire show, I definitely recommend it. :)
@nigelcarren
@nigelcarren 5 лет назад
To sleep perchance to dream of a young Grizzly Adams on the Pi--YANNA... Then I see this in my recommended, now try telling me that Google isn't listening to us! But better than that, I am starting to think it grants us all three wishes! Use them wisely my friends... Be wiser than I. 😉
@KingExplizit
@KingExplizit 5 лет назад
😅😅😅
@johnbrown577
@johnbrown577 4 года назад
👍🏽
@gregnyg6191
@gregnyg6191 5 лет назад
😅😭😅💯👌
@marcellawatson9916
@marcellawatson9916 3 года назад
The standing thing gully notice because okra specifically answer towards a one question. miniature, magical wash
@rubenalbornoz4612
@rubenalbornoz4612 4 года назад
ariana grande god is a woman
@doginspace0
@doginspace0 5 лет назад
artists make me uncomfortable
@toxicvillain
@toxicvillain 5 лет назад
It's funny cuz he's faaat!
@lisas5211
@lisas5211 5 лет назад
He stole this format from chopping broccoli Dana Carvey.
@benjaminschwartz1242
@benjaminschwartz1242 5 лет назад
Dana carvey isnt funny tho
@Orangeflava
@Orangeflava 4 года назад
@@benjaminschwartz1242 blasphemy
@RLMUD
@RLMUD 5 лет назад
I dont get it
@LINCOLNMINAJ
@LINCOLNMINAJ 5 лет назад
RLMUD come back in a few years. You will.
@RLMUD
@RLMUD 5 лет назад
@@LINCOLNMINAJ O, OK Im all grown up now, still dont get it.
@LINCOLNMINAJ
@LINCOLNMINAJ 5 лет назад
RLMUD no shade intended but if you don’t get it, you’re not grown up. Even if you don’t find it funny, you would resonate with the comedy if you lived life and seen things. Nothing to do with numerical age, maybe you just haven’t lived extremely eg jail homelessness rehab crime poverty etc
@CountDooku0
@CountDooku0 5 лет назад
4 views, 2 likes, 0 comments.
@007johndog007
@007johndog007 5 лет назад
oh you must be new, youtube will calculate that for us. No need to update the stats in the comments.
@CountDooku0
@CountDooku0 5 лет назад
If you dont wanna see it then shut the fuck up
@blakeford9053
@blakeford9053 5 лет назад
@@007johndog007 Yeah, Bitch.
@WarGod_PsyCo
@WarGod_PsyCo 5 лет назад
That’s a trip ppl really thought this was funny... It was like only a few ppl laughing and prolly because that one lady laughed at every joke he said like she was paid to.
@timothyfarrand8407
@timothyfarrand8407 5 лет назад
Not sure you know what comedy is.
@LINCOLNMINAJ
@LINCOLNMINAJ 5 лет назад
Kouga Prowess yeah this is iconic. Get some culture 🤣
@joanna5531
@joanna5531 5 лет назад
Says the man dressed as a ninja
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