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There were initially 4 contributors including you, but then someone else changed them all to the actual song lyrics and yours got deleted. :( So I had to manually change them back from memory and added some of my own ideas. Thanks for your original subtitles though, they were very good!
OK, so I was sitting in my living room (with headphones on, on my phone) watching this video, and I go to try and turn captions on to understand the Russian, and I accidentally clicked to cast to the TV, I had to explain alot
How to craft communisim in minecraft : Step 1 : Craft a golden hoe Step 2 : Craft a good golden shovel Step 3 : Add a lot of Redstone *Soviet anthem plays*
Stalin: Are you a real Communist? Guy: Well, uh, technically, ah nyet. Stalin: Have you ever oppressed a religious person? Guy: Nyet, nyet. Stalin: Have you ever mixed a Molotov Cocktail? Guy: *shakes head* Stalin: Alright, I can see, I will have to tech you how to be SOVIETS
That's funny. Fun fact: The term Molotov cocktail was coined by Finnish soldiers during the winter war when the Soviets invaded. The name came from Soviet minister of foreign affairs Vyacheslav Molotov who claimed that the cluster bombs the Soviets were dropping on Finland were actually food for starving Finns. Of course the Finns were not starving and they called these cluster bombs "Molotov's bread basket" ironically, and they named the fire bomb used to disable Soviet tanks the "Molotov cocktail" as it was "a drink to go with the food".
Вообще, есть версия, что изначально он назывался "Коктейль для Молотова", а потом преобразился в "Коктейль Молотова" уже в Великую Отечественную, когда его использовали советские солдаты.
Aiaiaiai, o my God, damn, good job, Oleg Sniff the bebra Es, minus three, yuhu -Kit, are you maw your mom? -Maw! -Are you maw your dad? -Maw! -Are you maw your brother? -Maw! 🇷🇺This is МЕМАСЫ, motherfuckers!
"Are you a real Commie?" *woah* "Well, technically, nah." "Have you ever crumbled a real monarch? Like a-, like a Char?" "Nah." * saketh headeth* "Alright. I can see. That I will have to teach you how to be.. Commies!" *Anthem of the Soviet Union plays* "URAH!" *Commisar Robbie looks at his saxo confused* "COMMIE NUMBER ONE!" "COMMIE NUMBER ONE!" "COMMIE NUMBER ONE!" "Now listen closely." "Here's a little lesson in mass-casualities and this is going down in history." "if you wanna be a Commie number one, you have to kill a fascist on the run." "Go, go!" "Follow my moves and sneaaak around, be careful not to make a sound!" *Steps on a branch - American Anthem earrape* "Nyet, don't touch that!" *Herr Sportaflop jumps around* "Now look at this NYET, that I just NYET, when I say NYET, be ready to NYET. NYET! NYET IT AT HIM NOT ME. AH LET'S TRY SOMETHING ELSE." "Now watch and learn, here's the deal, flips and flops on these Stalingrand defence. Haha." *Red Army flip flops* earrape "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
Véi vocês não tem ideia do quão bom é voltar para esse vídeo e ver vocês elogiando as minhas legendas, agradeço muito por tudo galeri, essa com certeza foi a minha maior façanha
Are you a real communist? Well, technically, nah. Have you ever caught a bourgeois, like a real fat cat? Nah... Have you ever woken the proletariat from their dormancy?! Nah, nah! Alright, I see that I will have to teach you how to be Bolsheviks!
It can be burried under dirt and survive for 50 years whilst still being fuctional, that weapon never jams dude. Its the number one best weapon, brought more freedom then the declaration of human rights.
If you want to jam it, you can do it but otherwise it wont jam. I have seen it on discovery channel (your shitty tv channel that only puts truck riders these days instead of some edjucational content) and they tested all assault rifles and concuded that ak-47 is the best overall. You can learn to use it in 20 hours, you can maintain it with peace of choth,you can storage it very easily (since it resists wether the best) and its cheap. Its accuracy is too much for the price and if you add a scope and switch to non automatic fire mode you can even use it as sniper and its an older version. American counterparts (M16,NATO) are complete trash compared to this. Ak is cheaper, more durable, easier to use and it is multi use.No matter where you live you still have to admit that ak is the best. If niot for politics US whould have used it too.When apocalypse cmes everything will die but one thing will remain, a fully functional AK. Russians meclessly abuse this weapon to exreme, they overheat it and leave it outside on cold wether -20C, they use it as a stick, they use it as a hammer, and yet it doesnt crack. There are better pistols, shotguns, snipers,tanks (I can compare it to a tank) but there is no better assault rifle, its just that you western people are afraid to charge into battle head on and prefer bombings and such.
Null-drama Charging into battle really worked out "well" for the Soviets in WW2, and in the Winter War with Finland. Soviet forces did a better job of killing their own infantry than the Germans did. And watching "Discovery" for educational value? That's like watching the "History" channel for historical information. Both are shit and it's all about viewer ratings, not education. As for "being afraid of eastern technology" It's just the *Bullshit Ideology* of _both_ the East and the West clashing, simple albeit stupid politics at work. If you think I fully support either Russia or The U.S. in all categories you're an idiot. *Every* government does its fair share of evil and the sooner everyone realizes it, the better. I own more Slavic designed firearms than Western designed firearms, I *_prefer_* these firearms and praise them for their unit cost and (usually) reliable nature. I take them apart and care for them as well as I can so don't even ridicule me on maintenance. Despite this, I understand that _all guns can and will malfunction._ even if their claim to fame is ironically a "lack of possible malfunctions." You know what the _REAL_ problem is "comrade?" It's the 1950's-1960's bullshit that both the governments and citizens of the U.S. and Russia abide by. We defeat our enemies when we make friends with them, the only thing in the way of peace is everyone's self-centered horse shit. And neither Russia nor the U.S. will ever meet this compromise, leaving society as a whole split and divided.
Well, no man believes that cold war is over, because someone needs to sell fire arms (I dont know who supplies US army or Russian army) and selling fire arms in times of peace isnt profitable. Discover channel runed shit, yes it did. I agree with all your statements but one. You have to admit that in WW2 Russia carried against Germany. Sometimes just throwing bombs at enemy from airplane wont work, you need to send soldiers to claim the land and when that is needed you need infantry. Also normal tanks wont work in Russia ruring winter (not during WW2 times) and then those tanks become food for anyone with molotolow oir a granade.I am not trying to inwoke an ideology war, I just stereotyped you and I apologise for that. I just wanted to praise the gun. A model of AK was made in my country once.
@@danek_hren love to Russia, but not their government, fuck the people who hate us, hate our government. It would be a dream for Russia and US to be true allies
Мне очень нравится, то какой раньше юмор про советскую Россию воспроизводил запад, это видео, сабы просто шикарны. Очень жаль что по некоторым причинам, подобный контент начали клипать реже. Хорошая работа Олег союз тобой доволен.
-So, have you ever served for a brighter future? -Hm? -Do you know how to catch the capitalists? -"Shaking his head" -Okay, then I'll teach you how to be a true communist!.
yes, their brain was not functioning, they're just cartoon orks and did things for your lulz. they also didn't know how to fight, and even that train was taken for a joyride - everyone knows Soviets don't know how to operate a train.
TheChaotiCake Actually, no. It's no secret that Communist nations were incredibly corrupt; many of the officials and high-ranking party members lived high on a hog while the rest of the country starved to death.
