We Botched A Zoo - Planet Zoo Gameplay 

“David Bowie?” “David Boa...Constrictor.” *proceeds to show a cobra.*

Video was basically the Virgin James vs the Chad JohnSmiff with his constant bullying

Crying because the Bronx zoo actually has a “long neck exhibit” (Ostriches and Guraffes together)

Now we finally know what happened with Suptic's copy of We Bought a Zoo

John Holland's voice is buttery smooth, good god.

“Can you hire the national guard to take care of the protestors?” That really got me.

Planet Zoo enthusiast here, checking in. Not outraged, this is exactly what I expected.

“Boxed ostrich” sounds like a sponsor that would advertise on Dude Soup

So do snakes belong in the long neck exhibit?

5:34 dont question an australian on snake facts

Alanah's delayed reaction to someone's outlandish comment always cracks me up

i love the subtle addition of the Mr. Freeze helmet on James at 7:33

Thanks alanah

Alanah out here testing NNN commitment.

Thank you Alanah for acknowledging us planet zoo enthusiasts collectively losing our shit at James' haphazard disregard of the features of the game.

"How do we ge to ... Japan... ?" "... what?"

Jon's willingness to genuinely damage friendships for comedy is an inspiration.

I hope I can restore Alanah's faith in zoos naming their animals with some of the names of animals at the zoo I worked at. A llama named Dolly A pair of cranes name Niles and Maris A Sea Lion named Sealia A Quail named Dan Quail after Vice President Dan Quayle And a Bison named BOGO because the zoo got his mother from another zoo not knowing she was pregnant at the time.

3:45 I don't know why but the way Alanah said "What?" was just somehow really soothing but funny at the same time

3:37 enjoy

Alanah is man spreading hard in this vid

John is getting funnier and funnier. I think eventually he'll be our next Papa, after Papa Bruce passed away. (RIP Papa Bruce)

I love when the members of the Funhaus A team let James and Alana be in their videos

Zookeeper James: ok we will have a BBQ in the emu habitat in one hour so get ready for some Flintstones size drumsticks and wings.

I love Alanah so much. Everytime I see her in videos I feel so happy.

Alanah and Jon make a pretty comedy team!

As a Planet Zoo enthusiast, I was thoroughly entertained with this video and would love to see a mini series!

God damn alana is a bombshell

Please play more of this, I love it

It's NNN and Alanah is killing me...

2:30 John late-riffing with the long neck comment cracked me up so hard

Alanah is bae, dem legs

Alanah. It's NNN, you can't do this to us.

Of course, give koalas bomb vests. They're so huggy.

3:53 holy mother of god. Jesus christ Alanah. I almost passed out

Alanahs legs though.

I love how the video came full circle with the ostriches at the end.

Capnhands is reference to the movie Winter Soldier where Captain America pulls helicopter with his hands, showing his huge biceps and forearms. Hi I am proffesional James Willems expert, and I have studied Willems for over 4 years now. Willems is higly obsessed over men who are big and posses unnatural traits of strenght and power, such as Macho man Randy Savage, Henry Cavill, or previously mentioned Captain America played by the actor Chris Evans. That is why Willems is so intrigued by the scene on The winter Soldier, so he created his password out of it.

2:01 Koallu’ Akbar I’m very happy with myself for coming up with this.

Alanna asking these questions about dangerous animals is making me question her Australianess.

I really enjoyed the sharp editing in the video

I'm a fan of Alannah's sitting position in this video even though it is NNN

Love the editing on this one. Somewhat low key but also incredibly hilarious.

I didn't think jon was anything special but i love when he's involved now(except raps)

"I look stupid now" I've always thought he was incredibly handsome.

That Jon cat edit changed my life.

The editing was so good!

I used to play Zoo Tycoon 2 all the time as a kid. MORE OF THIS GAME PLEASE!!!!

3:33 greatest part of the entire video. I genuinely laughed out loud

Legendary editing

this is the perfect mix of funhaus staff I think - everyone here plays off eachother so well! more of team JJJA!!

John Holland graphic and saying he throws his six pack plastic into the ocean all the time caught me of guard so hard i spit my drink out

I love that John is doing more.

i'm so proud of you and your zoo

I’m not gonna lie I was distracted by Alanah the entire video,

7:20 fucking love John

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY COPY “OF WE BOUGHT A ZOO”? YES “WE BOUGHT A ZOO” WITH MATTHEW DAMON

Alanah's pants are having great time today.

If I see John Holland in a video, I expect his angelic voice to sing melodies into my soul. I expect to see that here. Edit: My day is ruined. 💔

Omg i fucking love John lol Im so glad he has more screen time

The last time I was this early Australia still had the original pizza shapes.

7:24 and alanas thighs goddamn man!

Great video FH team, get me out of this maze

There’s a British murder mystery series called endeavour when the tiger in the hedge maze actually happened and it gave me nightmares as a child 😂👍

Two thumbnail’s in a row with James in costume? I like this new trend

Alanah is testing me but I must fight on

Alanah pretending to be ignorant on the actions of snakes makes me smile.

When you thought the gasps where cause john admits to harming the environment but it was for the baby elephant lol

I desperately want to see more of this.

James is really out here carrying the FunHaus C Squad lol

This is a good combination of Funhaus members.

6:25 👌

Jon and Alanah another dynamic duo

3:58 tried it and the answer is: yes

I found this amusing. Thanks.

You finally found Steven “Chicken boy” Suptic’s copy of we bought a zoo starring Matt Damon!!!!

jon was right about the ostriches, secret madman genius

LMFAO. Those bully alerts from Jon are the best.

What an excellent grouping

James with a Loaded reference there. I preferred the big baby with the lazer gun myself but Cap'n Hands was pretty cool too.

6:24 Alanah is bae

2:32 that’s how it is at the Houston zoo

6:01 Damn

"Do protesters like the zoo?" "Depends if they're high or not." I can't believe that was just looked over.

Bruce: We can show that! * ostriches mating *

Holy cow my favorite channel playing my favorite game :O

More of this please!

9:08 yes Alanah there are and I am. Your acknowledgement is enough for me

2:36 missed opportunity to photoshop a long neck Xzibit.

I'm really waiting for ring fit adventure.

How many comments will be about Alanah’s thighs?

Please do more of these!!!

As a zookeeper, I hella enjoyed this video. Good zoo 10/10 👍🏻

Thank sweet baby Volkor it was James and not Adam playing this game. I love the sad man but you can only watch him shove his face against the keyboard for so many hours.

Snakes can climb at insane speeds. I watched a 6 feet long Blue Racer shoot up to the top of a tree like a fish quickly swimming through water. I was trying to catch it but when I saw it do that my jaw dropped and I just said "I give up, you have clearly won!". Not sure why but at their mention of if snakes can climb made me want to share that

Shout out to my old school neck twisters out their. Neck twisters for life!

I think it's good for your videos to have comments so here you go

Ah yes, my favorite captive animals: funhaus editors!

now that john is in videos everyone has to spell Jon's name right

Ver nice, keep it up :)