WE DIDN'T PICK THE LIAR - Parody of We Didn't Start the Fire | Don Caron and Eric TF Bat 

JAN. 21, 2017.“I wasn't a fan of Iraq. I didn't want to go into Iraq.” (He was for an invasion before he was against it.) JAN. 21, 2017.“A reporter for Time magazine - and I have been on their cover 14 or 15 times. I think we have the all-time record in the history of Time magazine.” (Trump was on the cover 11 times and Nixon appeared 55 times.) JAN. 25, 2017.“Take a look at the Pew reports (which show voter fraud.)” (The report never mentioned voter fraud.) JAN. 25, 2017.“So, look, when President Obama was there two weeks ago making a speech, very nice speech. Two people were shot and killed during his speech. You can't have that.” (There were no gun homicide victims in Chicago that day.) JAN. 26, 2017.“We've taken in tens of thousands of people. We know nothing about them. They can say they vet them. They didn't vet them. They have no papers. How can you vet somebody when you don't know anything about them and you have no papers? How do you vet them? You can't.” (Vetting lasts up to two years.) JAN. 26, 2017.“I cut off hundreds of millions of dollars off one particular plane, hundreds of millions of dollars in a short period of time. It wasn't like I spent, like, weeks, hours, less than hours, and many, many hundreds of millions of dollars. And the plane's going to be better.” (Most of the cuts were already planned.) JAN. 28, 2017.“The coverage about me in the @nytimes and the @washingtonpost has been so false and angry that the Times actually apologized to its dwindling subscribers and readers.” (It never apologized.) JAN. 29, 2017.“The Cuban-Americans, I got 84 percent of that vote.” (Complete fabrication.) JAN. 30, 2017.“Only 109 people out of 325,000 were detained and held for questioning. Big problems at airports were caused by Delta computer outage.” (At least 746 people were detained and processed, and the Delta outage happened two days later.) FEB. 6, 2017.“And the previous administration allowed it to happen because we shouldn't have been in Iraq, but we shouldn't have gotten out the way we got out. It created a vacuum, ISIS was formed.” (The group’s origins date to 2004.) FEB. 7, 2017.“And yet the murder rate in our country is the highest it’s been in 47 years, right? Did you know that? Forty-seven years.” (It was higher in the 1980s and '90s.) FEB. 9, 2017.“Chris Cuomo, in his interview with Sen. Blumenthal, never asked him about his long-term lie about his brave ‘service’ in Vietnam. FAKE NEWS!” (It was part of Cuomo's first question.) FEB. 10, 2017.“I don’t know about it. I haven’t seen it. What report is that?” (Trump knew about Flynn's actions for weeks.) FEB. 16, 2017.“We got 306 because people came out and voted like they've never seen before so that's the way it goes. I guess it was the biggest Electoral College win since Ronald Reagan.” (George H.W. Bush, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama all won bigger margins in the Electoral College.) FEB. 16, 2017.“Walmart announced it will create 10,000 jobs in the United States just this year because of our various plans and initiatives.” (The jobs are a result of its investment plans announced in October 2016.) FEB. 16, 2017.“They’re giving stuff - what was said at an office about Hillary cheating on the debates. Which, by the way, nobody mentions. Nobody mentions that Hillary received the questions to the debates.” (It was widely covered.) FEB. 18, 2017.“You look at what's happening in Germany, you look at what's happening last night in Sweden. Sweden, who would believe this?” (Trump implied there was a terror attack in Sweden, but there was no such attack.) FEB. 24, 2017.“By the way, you folks are in here - this place is packed, there are lines that go back six blocks.” (There were no long lines.) FEB. 24, 2017.“Obamacare covers very few people - and remember, deduct from the number all of the people that had great health care that they loved that was taken away from them - it was taken away from them.” (Obamacare increased coverage by a net of about 20 million.) MARCH 3, 2017.“It is so pathetic that the Dems have still not approved my full Cabinet.” (Paperwork for the last two candidates was still not submitted to the Senate.) MARCH 7, 2017.“122 vicious prisoners, released by the Obama Administration from Gitmo, have returned to the battlefield. Just another terrible decision!” (113 of them were released by President George W. Bush.) MARCH 17, 2017.“I was in Tennessee - I was just telling the folks - and half of the state has no insurance company, and the other half is going to lose the insurance company.” (There's at least one insurer in every Tennessee county.) MARCH 22, 2017.“NATO, obsolete, because it doesn’t cover terrorism. They fixed that.” (It has fought terrorism since the 1980s.) MARCH 31, 2017.“We have a lot of plants going up now in Michigan that were never going to be there if I - if I didn’t win this election, those plants would never even think about going back. They were gone.” (These investments were already planned.) APRIL 11, 2017.“I like Steve, but you have to remember he was not involved in my campaign until very late. I had already beaten all the senators and all the governors, and I didn’t know Steve.” (He knew Steve Bannon since 2011.) APRIL 12, 2017.“You can't do it faster, because they're obstructing. They're obstructionists. So I have people - hundreds of people that we're trying to get through. I mean you have - you see the backlog. We can't get them through.” (At this point, he had not nominated anyone for those hundreds of positions.) APRIL 12, 2017.“The New York Times said the word wiretapped in the headline of the first edition. Then they took it out of there fast when they realized.” (There were separate headlines for print and web, but neither were altered.) APRIL 21, 2017.“When WikiLeaks came out ... never heard of WikiLeaks, never heard of it.” (He criticized it as early as 2010.) APRIL 27, 2017.“I want to help our miners while the Democrats are blocking their healthcare.” (The bill to extend health benefits for certain coal miners was introduced by a Democrat and was co-sponsored by mostly Democrats.) APRIL 28, 2017.“The trade deficit with Mexico is close to $70 billion, even with Canada it’s $17 billion trade deficit with Canada.” (The U.S. had an $8.1 billion trade surplus, not deficit, with Canada in 2016.) APRIL 28, 2017.“She's running against someone who's going to raise your taxes to the sky, destroy your health care, and he's for open borders - lots of crime.” (Those are not Jon Ossoff's positions.) APRIL 29, 2017.“As you know, I've been a big critic of China, and I've been talking about currency manipulation for a long time. But I have to tell you that during the election, number one, they stopped.” (China stopped years ago.) APRIL 29, 2017.“We're also getting NATO countries to finally step up and contribute their fair share. They've begun to increase their contributions by billions of dollars, etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc ad infinitum

Now you have done it, presenting facts to a chumpie

Question asked, challenge accepted.

You can copy and paste your reply the next time you need it and get a lot of mileage out of it that way.

Thank you Jane!

Nancy Pelosi should be in jail for her role in January 6.

Thank you Jan.

I bet uou are from east canada

Love Trump from Canada, stupid song

@@willywonks8741 Love Canada, stupid Willy Wonks, great song.

Good one! 🇨🇦

He has a number of excellent parodies. You will enjoy them all.

hector negron, How are you doing there? Did Mike Reynolds start building Earthship homes for your people? I messaged him about it. I also read that he had been on a project building them for Haiti, and would be going to Puerto Rico next.

Hi donna lombardo, I'm doing good, thanks God. Puerto Rico doesn’t belong to Mike Reynolds, it belongs to the USA. It wasn’t Mike Reynolds the one who invaded and colonized Puerto Rico back in 1898, it was the USA. It’s not Mike Reynolds the one who exports $75B from the island basically tax free in exchange for an investment (NOT A GIFT) of $22B, it is the USA. It wasn’t Mike Reynold’s retail stores the ones who destroyed the local economy but strategically situated American megastores like Walmart and Kmart, and Walgreens operating in a captive market with zero foreign competition (not even local competition) to name just a few. It’s not Mike Reynolds the one who historically has sent his kids to fight in every military conflict the USA has gotten its nose in, it is Puerto Rico. Puerto Rican young men and young ladies have been fighting for the liberty and freedom of Americans while at the same time their own country of origin remains a colony of the very same nation they are forced by law to defend. It is the USA’s time to give back a liiittle of the tremendous amounts of dollars they have been exporting from the island year after year for over a century now. It wasn’t Mike Reynolds the one who benefited from the not so secret corruption of those Haitian dictators, it was the USA and other foreign governments.

You're ever so welcome.

Kitti McFurface - I really dig the Christmas parodies!

@Kitti McFurface: as a long-time cat lover (who has rescued multiple felines over the years) I ADORE the name kitti McFurface and might just have to use that sometime in the future, if you don't mind, that is. ;)

ElizabethGS Thank you, and please feel free to use it. The name is actually a bit of an old joke with my husband and I, with Kitti being my half, and McFurface being his. It's also a play on the nickname for one of our previous cats, Furry McFurbutt. Thanks for being a cat rescuer; it's always nice to see someone who cares.

It's 2 years later and I bet you never imagined how bad it could get. Well, Jan 20 2021 will be here soon.🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

That pleases me no end!

The sad thing is that one generation (or generations) largely responsible for _President_ Donald J. Trump isn't gong to live with the implications much longer, because they aren't going to live much longer: those before the Baby Boomers. Even the youngest of the Boomers who were Trump voters (I'm one- "young" Boomer - but not the other) are in the mid September of their (our) lives. On the other hand, Generation Head Up Butt,-aka Millennials, has a long time to live with them, but they well deserve it. If I were GHUB kid, I'd see my parents went to We Rape Old People Acres nursing home - they could do Harambe memes and await the second coming of Bernie Sanders in between being pounded.

We Rape Old People Acres nursing home. W.R.O.P.A. Is this a reference to the facilities that currently exist where the rape part refers to the extraction of whatever wealth the retiree has acquired before they expire of "natural causes"? Because imposing the physical act as punishment for one's sins only serves to create more monsters.

Jeffery Faulk Neither actually. It's intense hyperbole for if the consequences of this election were to affect me, I'd be very upset with my parents generation However, I know there are those nursing homes whose main concern is the extraction of wealth. But there are also those that aren't. Both are even now expensive, so I would advise looking into long term care insurance at a young age. Sorry, I'm not feeling at well at moment and had a wording and typing problem.

BTW, I am upset with my parent's generation. But at least it won WWII.

Hahaha there is little truth

Thanks, Bernardita.

Love DON CARON AND HIS PARODIES ARE OH SO TRUE! EDNA L'HERAULT

Thanks Avery! I needed the subtitles on this one too. LOL It does go by very quickly.

@@ParodyProject Don, I don't know how you caught your breath !!! Appreciate, big time, all you do for us.

Integrity? Where? This IS immature in every way. You people are delusional and sad. Too bad. So sad.

"Parody" and " truth" do not work together and it damn sure doesn't equal "facts".

Go fuck yourself trump has done everything according to his campaign promise. If you don't think so then you can go live in a Muslim country where Americans get their heads cut off everyday by radicals with boxcutters.

@@wayloneasterday4244 Trump shut down the US Government over funding for his border wall that Mexico was supposed to pay for back in January 2019.

Thanks Traci. You gave me a flashback - I played bass drum in the marching band and I remember the polyester well. It didn't need ironing though. I remember that.

That's too funny, so did I. Played bass drum I mean.

Gonna add that the harness nearly was the end of me LOL

That sucker got heavy after a few miles. Usually when people find out what instrument you played in band, their next question is "Do you still play?" Nobody ever asks that about the bass drum. LOL

Haha...yes it did!!! I don't play drums anymore, but learning guitar now, I love it.

You are so uninformed. I feel so sorry for you haters. You would not know good if it kicked you in the face.

I agree with that. I wasn't amused when singing it.

That’s how my mom feels. I told her about these parodies today and offered to play them for her, but she declined the offer and said “There’s nothing funny about him at all!”

So far I see all the numbers are good in America. I think all you people are BS. You just like to complain

Thanks Jana!

Peter: It was Pence's responsibility to get the Cabinet to vote him unfit, but Pence didn't have the nerve.

@@crusindc5282 The complete GOP did not have the nerve. Since my original comment a lot has happened. It is safe to say that nearly half of the US is sheep following the leader. And a handful of cultmembers do everything to keep him in place. The fact that they simply cannot admit that he has lost the election says a lot.

Mention the channel in a comment on The Lincoln Project.

The only famous person I can think of is Donald...he's no help on anything.

Wouldn't that be a kick?

TheKira699 I wish someone would figure out a way put this song in the Oval Office. Know when The Liar will be in there and hit play from a distance. Same with every song these guys have done so far.

Is the press going to have their cell phones banned?

Cue 1st Amend hey that's an excellent question. Knowing The Liar and Bully he will make it happen one way or another. Though I hope not.

Send it to FOX and Friends. lol Acutally copy the link an post it on the Fox news facebook page. Be interesting to see how long it stays there.

Always like hearing that!

+The Hypnotoad hey I know you! hi :-)

IKR? Sometimes I just let PP videos play while working around the house...keep the music going! :)

Yes I’m Blessed ...It’s one guy!

Lest we forget!

The list of transgressions came from this excellent (and terrifying) website: whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/ -- it's very useful for writing this sort of thing (though why you would want to is a mystery).

Some days my head hurts

That's weird, I thought it was my head that hurt.

My younger daughter and I attended a local Women’s March this year and my sign had Twitler’s transgressions to that point surrounding the words “Ugh, where do I start?” My daughter, who was 10 at the time, had made her sign simple and to the point: “Worst President Ever!”

Thank you Tamarra!

Tamarra James This would be what someone who is a parrot of mainstream media would call “brilliant commentary.”

David Gibson That might well be true...the question then becomes, “would it be equally brilliant commentary if it’s point of view was diametrically opposed to the current example?”. Having followed Don’s work since his first upload as Parody Project, I feel safe in saying his workmanship and creativity could easily speak to any position he chose to bias toward. I complement the artist in his own right, more than any specific piece of content.🖤🇨🇦

huh?