The carpet samples made me laugh. Years ago my Mum came home with loads of them. She got me to take all the stitching from the edges off and she glued them all to an old rug, effectively making a new one!
I take my hat of to you hustling and earning money but ur sendin the misses in some rifffyyyy bin at least should be ohter way round I know you will have a come back but think bout it 😂