We get drunk and watch Minions (2015) ft. Gru 

im more interested in zachs ambiguity regarding his feelings towards the minions.

Razzle: Fine, I'll do it myself.

yay

zach do you want to fuck the minions or eat them??

I didn’t even think you were going to do this one. Going to be honest. Can’t wait to see it though 😳

They definetly helped the romans to kill jesus tho

@@barbararab6390 I’d pay a lot of money to see that

@@barbararab6390 this makes me want to see a church put on a minions themed Easter play

@@barbararab6390 minions was jesus

Although there were probably a few minions who actually did work for Hitler

i never noticed it, but it was fucking great

Minions are based

Pinochet was there as well.

That aged like wine and I loved it

Pretty sure Joseph Stalin was right next to him, or it was Hitler idk. Still very based

Same thought man

Oh my god I had that thought too

Good to know we all had the same thought

Missed opportunity for that bit

Lol

Welcome to RAZZLE

The reality: "Ima be honest, this movie kinda fucking rocks"

Damn it I wanted to be negative today.

Ikr 🤣

@@bungiecrimes7247 Twitter in a nutshell

Stalin was seen at 8:19

but they forgot about 2001. i think the minions caused 9/11

@@bobthreetimes2286 They'll be working for Gru by then, and I doubt he'd concern himself with such a scheme.

@@BenDiPaolo Being the #1 enemy of the Western World doesn't seem to be in Gru's best interest.

@@gamercarmen3957 I don't think that's Stalin, he died in 1953 and at this point in the movie it's 1968.

I always thought Gru was Russian in a way... The most baffling thing is that according to Gru, he's also from New Mexico?? (Or Spain I heard). So Gru is Half Mex and a Half Rush?

@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 New Mexico? Like... Albuquerque New Mexico? **Breaking bad theme intensifies**

@@Frickerdoodle, I mean according to Gru, this was apparently confirmed when he talked about his accent in the Ellen Degeneres Show (befitting of a Supervillian). Apparently Gru saw Ellen order at Starbucks therefore the crossover and says he's from New Mexico, but doesn't want to delve much into the matter respectfully (For once it was wise Ellen agreed, because one small insult and he would frozen her and the rest in a flash). Oh and the Despicable Me wiki also says this. I don't recall it being that, but of course knowing what Gru is capable of, Heisenberg has ZERO CHANCES of winning against Gru. Knowing Walts Ego he can underestimate Gru to think a simple firearm will stop him when in reality from Gru's perspective will see Walt at a snails pace given he's out sped missiles at Hypersonic speeds, Walt is physically impaired in comparison to Gru who can instinctively paralyze a shark with a single casual punch plus stronk enough to survive an explosion big enough to be seen from afar, Gru is more smarter then Walt ever could be I mean Gru managed to build a fucking rocket as a child AND engineered more Minions apparently out of nothing more but kernels of sorts...

@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 you are pitting Walter white, a 50 year old man diagnosed with cancer against a super villain incredibly high tech gadgets. High in strength and durability as well as brains

It sounds like they're trying to do a Scottish Borat.

RIGHT i finished the video and im still trying 2 figure out whether it was a joke or not

I’m pretty sure he has mentioned his kids several times

He has kids, it’s been mentioned several times at this point

Yeah he actually has kids lol, he's mentioned it before

He actually does

But I need minazis.

Could have made them communist in Russia too. Stalin was just as bad if not worse but no one talks about that because of the Giant red flag in western Europe

@@alaxsparkz359 Stalin wasnt worse than Hitler , Stalin only killed more without the intentions and because he was in power longer than Hitler , Hitler murdered 6.000.000s jews because he was jealous of them , the holodomor unlike the holocaust was a starvation not a extermination , so it wasnt painful .

@@Drelix_Druso you act like malnourishment isn't long, torturous death where your body is literally eating itself for as long as possible until it shuts down.

@@Sassaparilla Still better than dying by toxic gas .

There was also some Japanese in the second movie. Minionese is wack.

They also do a Japanese toast in Despicable Me 2

The bits are probably just them adapting bit of the culture

@@Gusenichka925 Wait does that mean they participated in Japanese imperialism

@@DeathnoteBB Didn't japanese imperialism happen around WW2 when the minions were in snow land?

They already see the entire movie what we see in YT is something like the best Jokes during the movie

@@Artorias_Lrdl so they missed it(not the scene but what happened in it) because it would likely be in the video if they noticed it

@@TheCat_3 They didn’t miss the scene though, which is what OP said

@@DeathnoteBB No they mean they missed the part IN the scene where one of the villains squeezed another villain's ass, it would be pointed out in the video if they did, considering they noticed the ass grab Stuart did at 9:14

@@TheCat_3 My theory is that they saw the scene and made a joke on it. But the joke was probably too much for RU-vid to allow so they probably edited it out.

I expected the horny, but certainly not the other two

At least hungry makes sense given their actual origin is Gru making them out of corn kernels

“Horny/hungry/breaking bad” has to be one of the best descriptions ever

This is genius

Was he David Tennant

That’s so great lmao

Based

You dropped this bro 👑

Man I’m sorry bro, did you get the clap like the other guy :/ oh shit FROM the other guy !

me too, this channel is getting me through my graduating exams

@@lilstinkerman5206 hey bruh, heard you talking shit

Ikr

In a whole marathon, in one video.

YES

@@KingKoopsterr they would sober up by the end of the 2nd film or just fall asleep, better to make the films very separated since they can come up with new jokes and bring back old ones from past videos

They’d have so much fun with the 2nd one

Remember the Minion Tic-Tics?

@@jax_firestorm9689 shit I do!

Maybe everyone involved with minions was just always drunk too

@Jax_Firestorm yes and they were fantastic. I need banana tic-tacs again.

I rather watch Gru creating minions out of corn then what we actually got

Yeah I’m only at 5:53 but I’m glad they seem to like the movie so far. I know it’s common to call the Minions cringe but the movie is pretty good and wholesome. I unironically liked it a lot when it came out and I was probably older than the target demographic by then

Definition of bro’s being dudes.

That feels more like a coincidence

The family cooks meth

If the illumination team likes breaking bad.

RIGHT!?

Yeah that does surprise me that one of them has a child let alone kids haha

I think Zack also has a child

Thank you for this joke lol (The 'bad guy' reference, not about Alan having kids. He definitely does)

I was really shocked

you know, im something of a eating the minions myself

pardon

Damn bro. Hope you're doing better. I won't cheat on you😈

You go, king. 🫡

Hope things turn around for you!

u deserve better 👍

👑✊

Completely agree! I was very surprised to actually have an unironically fun time with Minons 2 seeing it with friends.

THE UNDERMINERRRR!!!!

The way they all said it in unison though.

BEHOLD! THE UNDERMINER! I’VE ALWAYS BEEN BENEATH YOU BUT NOTHING IS BENEATH ME! I HEARBY DECLARE WAR ON PEACE AND HAPPINESS! SOON ALL WILL TREMBLE BEFORE MEEEEE!

Bread

there were a few minion blueprints around gru’s lab in the first despicable me movie but I guess they retconned it from being him outright creating the minions to him cloning or otherwise duplicating the minions, since there appears to be only just over a hundred minions by the end of minions (2015) but their numbers have grown by the thousands as shown in posters for the despicable me movies

Heisenberg

i really liked her, too. shame the movie's about the minions

I second this!

I one million four hundred seventy five thousand three hundred sixty one this

You have been brainwashed child, Illumination just wants your money.

I think I did or it was just because it was one of the very very few movies I saw in theaters

I like it, mostly because I like the soundtrack and I also just found it to be funny idk haha

It's you

It is actually pretty good, ngl.

No promises on this one

I mean their lifelong goal is to find the biggest, baddest boss of all…

It was "Call Pepper" lol

This movie sucks

It is entertaining as fuck, if it were a show people would like it

@@vinyldash2333 explain how

Honestly have never understood the hate for Minions. They are adorable and wholesome.

@@aplive58 facebook and the overdone merchandise

Wish you the best of luck, things will get better

I know this is five months later... but I hope things are better for you friend ❤️