WE MUST GO EVEN FASTER - Ace Combat 5 

"The higher you fly, the quicker you die." -Sun Tzu

“Honey is that a jet coming towards us?” “I don’t-“ [turns into ash]

I swear, one of these days you'll accidentally go into Plaid.

Cole: im gonna break the light barrier You mean the sound barrier right? Cole: no

“Is it possible to learn this power?” “Not from Osean.”

Who needs V2 when you have a fully loaded MiG-31 hitting the altitude limit, am I right, guys?

Imagine being in a race in the millenium falcon and getting beat by this guy in a MiG-31

Alternative title: "Man creates nuclear warhead out of a Cold War era plane, because why not?"

4:52 You flew so far *down* through the map, that your jet broke through the bottom of existence. It then loaded itself back on the top to get a *higher* altitude from where it started.

"Blaze, push the power up and get out of that stall!" "Light speed it is then."

"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." Cole isnt insane, he got different results everytime

Nobody: Blaze: “I’m going to make Ulysses look like a joke.”

Your jet would turn into a loose cloud of plasma that would slice through the crust of the Earth so quickly its atoms wouldn't have enough time to interact with the Earth. You would literally ghost through the Earth like you never existed, and then you'd obliterate some Galaxy in the next super-cluster with Planck-sized gamma rays.

*Stall* : When smooth airflow over the airplane's wings is disrupted, resulting in loss of lift. Ace Combat 5: Stall is when you keep your momentum and torpedo into the earth

"Don't worry, our aces are faster than theirs!" You sure about that?

"Oh my *goooOOO*-" "Can I get 2 million Chicken Nuggets?" *"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"* I'm wheezing

" *The higher you fly,* *The quicker you die* " - Coleisprettygreat, 2020

"Beware the demons of Razgriz." "Enter the Demon Lord of the Round Table." "Go dance with the angels!" "Stick with Trigger and you'll make it." AC8: "The higher you fly, the quicker you die."

"Yo buddy, still alive?" "...no"

"Mom! I want a light speed in star wars!" "We have a light speed at home" Light speed at home:

after watching this... this came up in my mind... "He went Ludicrous Speed!"

European Union: Spends billions of dollars building a particle accelerator. Cole: Planes stalling at their service ceiling can be fired into the ground fast enough to become a proton beam. If you do it just right, you can even disprove the Theories of General and Special Relativity. The speed of light isn't the maximum possible speed. The speed of light is about 1/4 the speed of MiG, the new universal maximum speed. This is a new constant, a sped which cannot be exceeded due to the stack overflow limit. I hereby submit my thesis for peer review and I look forward to being awarded the Nobel Award for my contributions to Physics.

Tl;dr: Cole goes 47,600x the speed of light and vaporizes himself.

“As you may know one of my favorite pass times at this game is to slam 60 million dollar Jets into the ground” Accurate

AcTuAlLy, if any particle with any mass travels at the speed of light it would contain infinite energy, enough to vaporize literally the entire observable universe an infinit amount of times, so not just earth and your plane would be gone, it would literally be the end of the entire universe

Another fun fact: Humanity is actually capable of creating a 1 gigaton weapon, as designs like the Tsar Bomba are scalable. It was supposed to be 100MT but the Russians tuned it down. Theoretically, you could keep adding stages to a Teller-Ulam design to increase yield.

7:26 Me after realizing that the speed is the signed thirty-two bit integer limit: *we go 2147483647 to -2147483648 real quick*

Belka: We didn’t do anything wrong!! Blaze slamming into the ground faster than the speed of light itself: Hold my Mig

“I am the air you breath, and that air will give you Cancer” best fucking thing I’ve heard all day

Clear voice, decent editing skills, good choice in music. You have the makings of great RU-vid. What other content do you plan on making?

Damn, those MiG-31's are build quite sturdy being able to survive the acceleration from mach 3 to faster than light speed in a matter of microseconds. *Damn Belkans*

Only a Belkan would scheme this up.

when you search in Bing: *"how to make a nuke"*

10:45 Actually, since you expressed earlier that you are going way faster than the speed of light, and Alpha Centauri is 4.3 light years away without time dialation, I think you straight up reversed time dialation. I think what you meant was that it would take 484 days relative to Earth time, meaning that someone on Earth would have to wait 484 days for you to get there at that speed, but for you, it would be literally instant. How relativity works is that for the person in the spacecraft, time becomes less and less relative to the person in the spacecraft until the speed of light, where time relative to the passenger of the space craft is literally zero. None. Zero time. No minutes, seconds, nanoseconds, pecoseconds, no anything relative to the passenger. To an outside observer, you would take 484 days to get there, but to you, it would literally be nothing. You wouldn't age at all, you wouldn't even comprehend that time had passed at all. You would just look out the window and see the sun, but after light speed it would literally just instantaneously switch to alpha centauri and time relative to you would be the same while relative to everyone else it would take 484 days. For it to take 1.5 million years, you would directly contradict your math earlier of a rocket going 20,000 mph reaching there in 100,000 years relative to everyone.

“If a man beats his own record that many deemed impossible, then he has done the impossible.”

I crave these extremely specific kinds of videos. The editing, the music and the genuine pursuit of nonsensical science-it's beautiful. I love that you managed to inject your own personality into something so goddamn ridiculous and help keep the viewer on your level. You've successfully driven this glitch into the ground; literally, metaphorically and in the best way possible.

"Can't go any faster than this" *sees* *extra* *5* *minutes* "Are you sure about that?"

" i am everywhere, i am the air you breath, that gives you cancer" the fully loaded mig 31

As the ol adage goes... "The problem with being faster then the speed of light is that you can only live in darkness." ~ Sanic 4:56 / 7:02

"You cant catch me in the grey area" Yeah? Tell that to Ferarri.

"Yes! That's right baby, that's what I like to see" - small nuclear bomb going 5000000 mph

awesome xD

Correction: The second you hit that speed, you would instantly collapse into a black hole.

I guarantee you that if Mihaly was in AC 5, he could still rail you with EML no matter what.

One moment you're playing video games, the second, you transcend reality itself.

Little fun fact, you can get under the map without the use of whatever cheat in free flight. They're little slips, or squares (i call it the borderless world) under the map in the corners of each, if not all, maps that aren't flat. But nice job achieving godly speed as far as it could take you man.

I like how this went from funny haha moments, to transcending space-time.

“I have tried this glitch in Ace Combat Zero, 6, and 7. It doesn’t work.” **looks at Ace Combat 4** *HMMMMM*

Legend has it, he went so fast that he merged with spacetime itself, and is still zooming to this day

10:22 I'm glad the speed record hasn't gotten to his head

When you commit warcrimes in the belligerent's home territory and civilian areas, but most of your units in the AO are foreign mercenaries - 8:14 to 8:20

I just watched the prequrl like 2 hours ago, needless to say was excited to see a video so quickly after, thank you!

Challenge: for every 6 digit speed record he makes, you must provide the hentai doujin title of it

1:50

"I push myself further and faster than anyone has ever gone before. Faster than light and thought. I race around the globe, leaving light in my wake. *AND THIS... IS... TO GO... EVEN FURTHER BEYOOND* " - coleisprettygreat circa 2020

Dude went about the speed of light. Say goodbye to everything you know and love. For reference, the bomb that hit Hiroshima was equivalent to 0.74g of mass impacting the ground at the speed of light. This MiG-31, fully loaded, weighs about 30,000,000 grams. Hitting the ground at the speed of light, it would release approximately 40 million times the energy of the Hiroshima bomb, or about 15,000 Tsar Bombas. Put another way, this 'bomb' makes the Krakatau eruption look like a firecracker. Also, at the end of the video, he went about 4x the speed of light. Physics is irrelevant at that speed.

8:50 why did I expect to hear "RAID SHADOW LEGENDS"

7:45 You can go faster but the sistema wouldn't register that because you pass off the limit of numbers that are use to show how fast you go

I feel like Cole is affiliated with South Belka Munitions Factory with the amount of destructive potential he did Just a hunch

I assume you're not taking relativistic effects into account when calculating the Foxhound's kinetic energy, and the game sure as hell ain't - but I still feel obligated to point out the fact that as a body of mass approaches the speed of light, its kinetic energy approaches infinity, which is why you can't reach the speed of light.

So that's why they're called the "Ghosts of Razgriz."

“My goals are beyond your understanding” - Reverse Flash

Technically... you actually can go faster... just that the speedometer would either not show a higher number, or show a lower number depending on how the number overflowed. its entirely possible that you are going at int.max speed per frame... instead of per hour.

At 4:56, the world gets to witness the Mig-31breaking the speed of light (assuming the speed is in mph, 728,141,568mph => 1.086c) for the first time in recorded history, a first for interstellar space exploration!

AC5: 728141568 knots Also AC5: [STALL]

Rare footage of experimental Balkan Super Weapon. Results: promising

This is the first video of yours that I have seen and I am crying with laughter. Haven’t laughed this hard in ages! Earned yourself a new sub thank you

4:19 You are hitting the Earth with about 2.97934x10^13 Joules worth of energy. To give some perspective, a hydrogen bomb releases 1x10^17. So a little under a HYDROGEN BOMB

You have reached the peak performance, man. At this rate, you are creating something that Capt. Torres has always been dreaming of...

9:41 thats how much calories there is in your mom's breakfast

9:14 the way his voice just keeps on going scares me

“You can’t touch me I am in the grey area”

7:02 I knew before I even looked it up that's the 32-bit integer limit

When his speed gets to like 300k it reminds me of that control room scene in Chernobyl where the power shoots way up and the reactor explodes. "Not great, not terrible."

Imagine being in a like 20 gen spaceship and you get beaten in speed by a 4 gen mig 31

I completely forgot about this video and I’m happy about it because I got to rewatch this handsome man break the universe again

alt title: "Man becomes a god using a Mig, annihilates solar system in the process"

MiG-31: "And this... Is... To go... EVEN *FURTHER B E Y O N D!!"*

THIS WAS SO SICK BRO please make more ace content, I'm a Project Wingman player and i love seeing what the other competition is producing! this was hilarious too

Dude, thank you so much for this nostalgia trip you just gave me. I used to play this game when I was a kid so much...god bless you for bringing back so much memories.

4:08 good meme

Came for the Ace Combat speed shenanigans, stayed for the crunchwrap black hole math.

This guy is so underated, you derserve a sub from me.

This may be hard to do and I'm not sure if this would even work but if you could access the game code somehow you might be able to change the way the data is held to wrap extra score around the max size of the what's most likely an integer or float data type. So when it hits the max it resets all the way back to -2147483647 + the extra score so theoretically you could calculate your extra score later by counting the amount of times it wrapped or how much extra would be added to it. Sorry if this is wrong I just code and make games in my free time and am not an expert but I think it might work :)

9:21 The math you are using has literally broken down and evaporated into irrelevance at this point.

This is the most sub-worthy video I've ever stumbled upon. Thank you, sir.

3:27 You 'bout to fuckin phase into an alternate dimension and Thunderhead is complaining about you leaving the combat area. That guy must have seen some shit.

Yeah, a Mig going space shuttle status at ludicrous speed, what could go wro- *gets vaporized and the entire Milky Way with him. *

Mindnumbing speeds that are practically impossible for us to ever reach... and it still takes over a year to get to Alpha Centauri. Hope you packed some lunchables into your cockpit, spaceman.

"I'm wasting millions of taxpayers money" Well, since it's a MiG31 at least it's the Russian taxpayers 😏

Now we just need to port it into a x64 version, then stack overflow must go higher.

9:52 literally lost my shit

3:57 - I love his honesty on how he's clearly admitting that he's using taxpayer's money for personal shit. LOL

im at 7:08 and the speed on screen assuming its a mig 31 its kinetic energy is 1.93135E+16 MJ (megajoules ) and a mj is equal to 1000000 joules or 1.93135e+22 joules

When you finally managed to outrun light only to realize you now have to outrun darkness.

Actually, time warping will happen only on the moment of acceleration. So when you go fast time on earth go like super duper slow. When you stop time go fffffshshgfd and boom lots of your friends are dead, the were dead like 1-2 million years ago. The you accelerate back, time go fasty fast and when you arrive at earth. Boom you gon back in time half million year cus you go faster than light. But don't worry, on your way back insane gamma radiation your plane emits tears earth apart like a sonic boom of a jet but with light waves instead of sound waves. So your friends and you never even born. don't even matter all the fucking anti matter and black holes you leave in your path. GJ dude good fucking job

"CAN YOU FEEL IT BUDDY? WHAT HAS SPEED BORDERS EVER DONE FOR US? THIS IS WHAT V2 IS FOR!"

quality content! i remember watching the previous video. now we get the sequel! LUDICROUS SPEEEEEED

At 2:55 he just sounds like moistcritikal

you went so fast you've entered a time loop and are back to where you started.