We Rate Dogs for 17 Minutes Straight (Tier List)

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It’s the tier list you’ve all been waiting for- we’re rating YOUR dogs for 17 minutes straight. You’re welcome.
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@smoshpit 4 года назад

Which doggo is your fave?! 🥺

@jerodstarch6085 4 года назад

Floofy dogos

@cookiestar6647 4 года назад

I like big boys Itty bitt boi Mississippi boi In the city bois I like the pretty bois with the bow tie Get your nails done Let it blow dry

@snanman 4 года назад

A border collie. I have one and he is a v good boi

@bobross9240 4 года назад

Smosh Pit OwO

@arinandraten2247 4 года назад

all types of dogs there cute ✨💞

@ellagrace3834 4 года назад

Damien and Shayne drinking La Croix out of martini glasses and giving dark back stories to dogs is something I didn't know I needed until now

@LMHStudios 4 года назад

A series where Damian and Shayne just sit and talk for 20 minutes. Can't imagine anything better!

@oskerleighton4506 4 года назад

You mean a podcast

@shinymosi5832 4 года назад

I can. Their gaming show comes back

@alxxsv 4 года назад

I can imagine better. A Damien and Shane chat for 20 minutes and 1 second!

@maggyb826 4 года назад

I love Bella

@sir.duckman460 4 года назад

“It looks like it just peed it’s pants, knows it, and it’s stoked about it.” -Damien Haas 2020

@blazeroosterYT 4 года назад

Kentucky

@bex7147 4 года назад

Hehe 😂

@ericafriedmeyer8692 4 года назад

Lol

@tabby987 4 года назад

“Boxers aren’t gunna be solving any puzzles” My boxer Murphy: *face plants on my bed* xD

@iPyromantic 4 года назад

I mean... my pibble's best friend is a boxer mix, and when we were dog-sitting him he stopped coming in the kitchen door because he was scared of the bowl sitting by it. The bowl that he ate all of his meals out of. Would not come in the door. Just stood there and looked pathetic. I love him, but lord.

@myarai6993 4 года назад

Nah boxer/Australian Shepherds aren't dumb they're just super last trust me I know😂😂😂😂

@myarai6993 4 года назад

I meant lazy

@freshavocado2519 3 года назад

Theyre not dumb they just outsmart the others by doing nothing

@Amandahenley67 Год назад

My boxer is extremely smart

@bleedingcoffee7143 4 года назад

"You have to respect that this dog has been around since the Ottoman Empire."

@sammael5589 4 года назад

THATS MY DOG! I Love Him ❤️

@bleedingcoffee7143 4 года назад

@@sammael5589 Such a precious boi. Such a cutie

@beckymjpen7079 4 года назад

Shayne and Damian sat in armchairs in their dressing gowns, talking shit is my favourite type of content

@LoveLee_Dreamer 4 года назад

This is all I need in life, honestly.

@sydneywilliams4061 4 года назад

“I mean the wheel is turning but the hamster’s dead” -Damien Haas, 2020

@luisperoso2210 4 года назад

So deep you can see Adele rolling on it

@SunnySky- 4 года назад

Now my favorite quote

@blaqk0katlynn 4 года назад

This gave me a new way to describe my cat. Up until now I've been using "he has 2 brain cells bouncing around in his head and anything the collide he has a thought"

@faroh267 4 года назад

Woah

@antoinettelee1576 4 года назад

Sydney Williams I will be thinking about this quote for days 😂

@abb3rz07 4 года назад

"danteh profited off the iraq war." I SPIT OUT MY WATER OMG SHAYNE.

@timothyvankassel8908 4 года назад

probably my favorite part of the video. I had to pause because of laughter.

@faroh267 4 года назад

Damien - ....

@sheldonsmith8273 4 года назад

My new favorite quote: “I mean the wheel is turning but the hamster’s dead” -THE Damien Haas Definitely going to be using this in future conversations whenever I can 😂

@wrenwhite8402 3 года назад

U can’t just not put the time stamp

@kayceekemper2434 4 года назад

“this is the dog your girlfriends family has” *my bf across the room* “oh is it a yorkie, bc y’all got like three” 🥴 listen sir

@diego.gameshit1397 4 года назад

I think that the beard has brought something out in Damien, something dark and chaotic that cannot be contained I love it

@Dizzy8203 4 года назад

... Damien’s Courtney Freaking Miller is coming out!

@donnadoonan4322 4 года назад

@@Dizzy8203 n O

@faroh267 4 года назад

Woah

@No....187 4 года назад

We could call the next evolution "Smart Crackhead Damien" or something 😂😂

@lunaloo6971 4 года назад

Are we gonna ignore that Frodo is 17 years old like congrats old man

@milcaserrati7888 4 года назад

Why do they look like best girlfriends gossiping on a Saturday? Not complaining tho lmao

@fredrikaKH 4 года назад

Cuz they are lol

@milcaserrati7888 4 года назад

@@fredrikaKH lmao yes. Also, off topic but I love ur profile pic lol

@matteomattato 4 года назад

“The wheel is turning but the hamsters dead” is a major 2020 mood

@strawberrymilk2974 4 года назад

this shall be my year book quote

@faroh267 4 года назад

Woah

@JustElleYapping 4 года назад

This sentence kinda makes me sad because my hamster died this year..

@itsravt 4 года назад

@@JustElleYapping sad , mine few days ago ... cries

@aritroray2678 4 года назад

"This dog has Evanescence eyes" - Shayne Topp, 2020.

@goodnesswhy 4 года назад

It's just asking someone to bring it to life.

@Masterman2020 4 года назад

bette davis eyes parody? maybe?

@aritroray2678 4 года назад

@@Masterman2020 Prolly

@kyriakosnikolaidis5368 4 года назад

You have to appreciate the random crap they were able to come up with. For example, I never expected to have the Ottoman Empire mentioned in a dog tier list video

@fateemazahra4406 4 года назад

"God,why did you create dogs?" "Felt cute,might delete later."

@olivehuggins4348 4 года назад

Production Squad tf-

@olivehuggins4348 4 года назад

BAHAHABAHAHAHA

@dont_touch_my_spaghett2013 4 года назад

Him with the dinosaurs

@skyannarainyocum-natta1835 4 года назад

Nuuu 🥺😥

@KyleReynaert 4 года назад

humans created dogs though

@diego.gameshit1397 4 года назад

In other words: two adorable bois rate other adorable bois

@ashestodust9483 4 года назад

*and gurls

@diego.gameshit1397 4 года назад

@@ashestodust9483 oh yes of course

@Kelarys 4 года назад

@@ashestodust9483 it's [current year], a girl dog can be a boi

@dutchvanderlinde5194 4 года назад

@@Kelarys preach

@whateverworksmate.721 4 года назад

@@Kelarys very true! As a great comedy boi once said: "Bois support bois!'

@RobinFlysHigh 4 года назад

"The art of ranking dogs has long been forgotten." Keith from the Try Guys: "Excuse me?"

@me___lol4208 4 года назад

No Eugene is the rank king

@RobinFlysHigh 4 года назад

@@me___lol4208 Yeah but Keith the one who did the Barkshler (not sure on the spelling). He ranked people's dogs that they sent in for submission

@alexloomis4796 4 года назад

Keith is going to be pissed!!!! Lol. These guys do it well though

@wakeup1581 4 года назад

FUCK THE TRY GUYS

@Vampire_Animations 4 года назад

If they keep doing tier videos, they should call the series “Smosh List” since they’re called Smosh Pit

@Bubaiel 3 года назад

The wholesomeness of putting all of the dogs in goodest of boys at the end 😭❤💞

@Prezzy08 4 года назад

Who else thinks we need a podcast with just Shane and damien ⬇️

@jjelizalde1215 4 года назад

They did one not too long ago. It’s up on Smosh Cast

@antisocialsunflower 4 года назад

they should host earbiscuits one day, seeing as they're part of the mythical family now

@AbdulMalikAllie 3 года назад

oh they need to bring the damien and shayne show back and finish the doki doki series (it's basically the two of them talking shit for like half an hour)

@strangeavocado9279 3 года назад

They were gonna do one but decided the world didn’t need another podcast wit two straight white men

@ReikaSensei 4 года назад

Shiro Kuma does mean "white bear" literally, but that combination in itself is its own word meaning "polar bear".

@lexmcdufflepants4332 4 года назад

You riiiiiight!! They're cold loving animals too!!

@nnnicole10 4 года назад

How do I make my email notification sound be Shayne saying "Oh, got an email!" ?! 🙏😂(8:41)

@PurtyPurple 4 года назад

I love how half of Shayne's water spilled out when they clinked glasses and they both just completely ignored it

@tw.eezers 4 года назад

they should name this show “shayne and damien: rate kings”

@sammytong526 4 года назад

Not to be confused with Eugene Lee Yang, the Rank King

@leereginayurman448 4 года назад

@@sammytong526 what I thought precisely

@yumimochi2517 4 года назад

@@sammytong526 mhm

@echo2440 4 года назад

@Sammy Tong exactly

@randomloser6722 4 года назад

Why do I feel like Shayne and Damien just got high and decided to do this video?😂 like it just has that kind of energy

@maepletea 4 года назад

"The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead" SENT ME

@anthonybland3764 4 года назад

“The wheel is turning, but the hamster’s dead.” - Damien Haas 2020

@shenzy7836 4 года назад

i'm 5 seconds in and shayne's laugh has already made an appearance. prepare to be wheezing, get your inhaler cause this is gonna be a long ride.

@libbywilcox6833 4 года назад

my thoughts exactly

@HereticsOfRhyhill 4 года назад

This video is a stroke of genius. The presentation and camera work are on point. Applause all around for a job well done

@mr.dinklebop5608 4 года назад

Shayne can't diss boxers cause when he looks up his eyes do what boxer's eyes do when they yawn!!!

@mr.dinklebop5608 4 года назад

@@d.wnmshh indeed!!! but it is a joke.

@Sunny99926 4 года назад

Does he actually? I've never noticed!

@baguettesarenice 4 года назад

I’m begging you, rate cats but just have Damien’s cats make an appearance over and over

@kickwriteteach2313 4 года назад

wearing a different hat each time

@littleaquagirl1441 4 года назад

If they rated cats, I’d gladly participate!

@heavcnn 4 года назад

Littleaquagirl 1 😂

@lizzyking4042 4 года назад

I need 100 more videos like this. I would watch the pair of you rate and rank anything... pure joy and chaos all in one package.

@laurentoma9337 4 года назад

Sometimes I won’t watch Smosh stuff for a couple months, specifically so I can come back to this kind of pure content and laugh my heart out💛

@DJUQT 4 года назад

Need more Shaymien content 😉Endless laughter and smiles 😁

@daisymae6 4 года назад

New Damien and Shayne show? YES PLEASE! Rate cats next

@leinaamatsuji-berry561 4 года назад

The way that Shayne subtly watches as Damien keeps pouring the La Croix 😂

@leereginayurman448 4 года назад

Damians smile when he said cats was the cutest, most heart melting thing ever

@zohaalam 4 года назад

Damien and Shayne are the goodest of bois 13/10

@vjscarpaci8597 4 года назад

It’s the Smosh version of the Barkchshler

@lanabahn9735 4 года назад

VJ Scarpaci yasss

@JaneFearow 4 года назад

Can’t believe you didn’t give Frodo S tuer :( he’s 17 years old, so wise, so kind. So beautiful 🥺

@omerazran2946 4 года назад

Damien: I'm sure a lot of you can share this experience. You've been with a girlfrie... Me: I'm gonna stop you right there

@hgdellinger 4 года назад

The creative chemistry between Shayne and Damien makes every video they're in amazing 👌

@TheSkarekrow04 9 месяцев назад

This video deserves a sequel with Chance in the mix!

@hmfw_gettrapped8877 4 года назад

"The wheel is turning but the hamster's dead" that's one of my new favorite quotes

@Garnet-Darn-it 4 года назад

"Boxers are not gonna be solving any puzzles anytime soon." -Shayne Topp, 2020 Also, yes. Cats please.

@artisticbeing260 4 года назад

Watching the first minute of this video really makes you think that, "No matter how serious these two are, we could never take them seriously."

@natalie_kendel 8 месяцев назад

We NEEEED more of this series!

@lilliangodwin3616 4 года назад

I’m surprised no one has made an Goldberg’s references for Shayne yet.

@Intellyellthismyoldchannel 4 года назад

"This dog profited of the Irak war" - Shayne

@jamesbowen2088 4 года назад

Is that how you spell Iraq?

@beckgh7270 4 года назад

“we were just enjoying our afternoon La Cocqué”

@tayboogie6942 2 года назад

Yo this was top tier laughing almost the entire video. Damien and Shayne together is guaranteed to be hilarious but them each description and discussion about the dogs had me rolling

@OrangeCatAttack 4 года назад

I love Shayne and Damien together. More videos like this please!

@Nobody-yd2fs 4 года назад

If I could rate dogs All of them would be Top tier Cuz I’m basically A simp for dogs :)

@grady2540 4 года назад

Good work

@wayababaya 4 года назад

the beginning legit made me jump lol

@Jo-yc3lq 4 года назад

"Boxers.....Are cute" Me imagining a cute buff guy

@regular_man2779 4 года назад

You just thought of shayne

@victoriashore1332 4 года назад

Shayne and Damien speaking for the dog in the stroller...I’m dying 😂

@laila5249 4 года назад

Y’all should do this with cats. That would be so cute and funny

@devonbell766 4 года назад

That corgi at 9:00 is either the photo you find of the principal on a high school faculty website or a photo that an out-of-touch marketing consultant in her 40s used for both her Linked In page and her Bumble profile.

@brenthancock3974 4 года назад

We need a drunk damien and shayne show! NOW!

@MissLilyputt 4 года назад

I thought they were gonna say that they’re fans of Danny Gonzalez since he drinks Le Croix on his second channel AKA the spicy channel.

@threeleggedcat Год назад

I can’t believe we’re on dog 3 and Shayne is already saying shit like “Dante profited off the Iraq war” like okay we’re escalating that far already right

@Lydster130 2 года назад

I demand more shayne and damien rating things! their chaotic energy is everything lol

@sophierose7699 4 года назад

“The wheel is turning, but the hamster’s dead.” ME

@LessAshamed 4 года назад

Gotta be honest. If this became a regular series that'd be really cool.

@BrentSeven 3 месяца назад

Something about them tearing apart a collection of dogs while the dogs' adorable faces are on screen is so hilarious

@ACloutToken 4 года назад

God I love them together. I hope they start a channel one day ☝🏾

@albinorick5692 4 года назад

Omg that dog that every gf has, when he said its this or its white and curly with crust around its eyes, thats my moms dog, holy shit

@SonOfMuta 4 месяца назад

11:13 "Since the Ottoman Empire. Humans don't live that long" In March 1924, the Caliphate was abolished, marking the end of Ottoman influence. That's 100 years. Someone born January or February 1924 could still be alive today

@kirayany1704 4 года назад

These two are godly with how funny they are. I don’t understand how a human can be this funny 😂

@MrTheGameMonster1 4 года назад

I'm incredibly surprised that all of them aren't in S tier, as they should be.

@davooooooooo 4 года назад

that would make the video shit

@MrTheGameMonster1 4 года назад

@@davooooooooo very boomer of you

@cesarjairrojasfuentes7440 4 года назад

At the end they realized the error of their ways and rectified the ranking.

@cambreighf2292 4 года назад

This shouldve been called "Damien and Shayne roast dogs for 20 minutes"😂😂

@apurvasharma6915 3 года назад

This needs another episode ASAP 💯

@lbbacca5346 4 года назад

“I’m sure a lot of you can share this experience, you’ve been with a girlfriend” ... thanks for the roast Damien

@shannonwhitehead6784 4 года назад

This needs to be a series 😂

@kimland8838 4 года назад

I didn’t know I needed this in my life. Judge them all, cats, birds, shoot... judge tv judges paused on weird moments. I don’t care judge them all!!!!!!!

@toriden-artist 4 года назад

My dog is part boxer and when Shayne said "they are not going to solving ant puzzles" I laughed so hard bc my dog is not the brightest crayon in the box and we joke about it CONSTANTLY😂😂😂😂 still love her and her goofy boxer ways!

@limoala4719 4 года назад

Shayne: I think that she needs a new pillow because that pillow is as flat as a piece of paper. Shayne 20 years ago: *tantrums through house because he lost one of his EMPTY pillow cases.*

@shaiapoufsviolin2057 4 года назад

My dog bit me like 5 minutes ago and now it’s swollen- *1/10 bad boy*

@weeskle2 4 года назад

Would not boy again

@SlavaZone 4 года назад

I read "it" as the dog XD

@shaiapoufsviolin2057 4 года назад

SlavaZone Oh god 💀

@scjlviolin 4 года назад

"The wheel is turning but the hamster's dead" Is this like an actual saying?

@sirkiw1 4 года назад

Seems like Shayne's doing his best Ron Burgundy impression and I love it.

@MeredithHagan 3 года назад

“The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.” And that is when I spat out my wine.

@SpatsThePanda 4 года назад

This just in, Shayne and Damien sit like lesbians

@jamesbowen2088 4 года назад

I'm gonna be honest, I didn't know lesbians sat any particular way.

@sagniksarkar2471 4 года назад

@@jamesbowen2088 Neither did the lesbians

@SpatsThePanda 4 года назад

@@jamesbowen2088 no gay person knows how to sit in a chair. It's scientific fact.

@Diana_M08 6 месяцев назад

Still waiting on those cat rankings....

@TomBydand 4 года назад

yall should rate eachother/the entire smosh staff just for the chaos of it all.

@TylerPalma 4 года назад

I missed them riffing off of one another so much. Please bring back their show!

@melanieheath9884 4 года назад

when the time says 7 seconds ago..

@aced239 4 года назад

8:49 Excuse me her name is Margo not Marco or Mango Wells Fargo. Like someone said Wells Fargo like..... her name is Margo

@Arya_Daisy_Ellea 4 года назад

Favorite descriptive statement ever: "The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead..." Cheers Damien!

@elisabethsandahl1125 4 года назад

12:18 the most iconic line

@whiskeyshaw8818 4 года назад

Me: * loads sniper rifle * they. Are. All. Good. Bois.

@gabrielkaliher4089 4 года назад

This is all a joke

@whiskeyshaw8818 4 года назад

Gabriel Kaliher ya no fucking shit

@caffeineandmemes 3 месяца назад

Now we need them to rank cats, but both Shayne and Damien’s cats appear as options for the tier list

@elijackson6120 4 года назад

Love the always sunny music it really shows us what to expect 😂

@charlottecrosby9939 4 года назад

okie i love this video way to much- "the wheel is turning and the hamster is dead" - Damian Haas 2020 +many more im to lazy to write-

@izstrella 4 года назад

“The wheel is spinning, but the hamster’s dead.” Oh my gosh XD

@idonthaveausername1197 4 года назад

I litterally just started this vid and haven’t watched like 9/10th of it yet but I still wanna comment so people kno I’m early-

@weeskle2 4 года назад

You’re the problem

@donnadoonan4322 4 года назад

@@weeskle2 No they arent

@addielundberg5917 4 года назад

This isn’t fair- all of them deserve goodest bois ;-;

@Kurobeau 4 года назад

Didn't you finish the video?

@addielundberg5917 4 года назад

Lol sorry, I wrote this in the middle of watching it

@Kurobeau 4 года назад

@@addielundberg5917 hey no need to apologise. Just wanted to make sure u know they are all goodest of boys

@iPinkerbell 11 месяцев назад

0:20 4:01 8:04 12:08 13:16 14:13 15:55 16:55 17:10