We "Rebranded" Every Company 

I rebranded your FACE with my FIST 🤜

Bro im sitting in a dining hall with my phone on the table watching this and the fucking TONY THE TIGER pic comes up and i have to grab my phone and close youtube so fast lmao

I’d like to point out JJ’s tabs: “rd angry birds” “angry birds space” “yellow angry birds” “blue angry birds” “angry birds smosh” “green angry bird” “pink angry birds” “evil angry birds” “angry birds vore” “angry birds 9/11” “ninja turtles walking with splinter”

graphic design is carbons passion

25:30 Genius bit

This has to be one of my favorite genres of videos, Carson and his friends fucking around with photoshop and creating abominations out of recognizable things

The fwiffy beba gebor woobler doodli sequence has me laughing so hard I’m getting a whole core workout at like 1 AM

you approach us asking to rebrand companies then you pull some random bullshit. -rep

this may be one of your funniest videos on this channel i'm LITERALLY crying

"I don't have opps. I killed them all" -Mr Clean 1942

I love how Carson keeps insisting that the recording isn't worth keeping within the first five minutes of a 35 minute-long video

5:20 THEY DID SURGERY ON A SANDWICH 😮😮😮 hope he gets well soon

The second he said "I'm considering scrapping this" you knew it was gonna be a banger vid

JJ can’t go 2 minutes without making a 9/11 joke lol

1:15 Shiori Katase blushing gif (My Tiny Senpai) 1:17 Vladilena Milizé blushing gif (Eighty-Six)

13:45 in case anyone was wondering, the tiger is cooking crack

Bethal Bompany

I can’t believe how good of a CEO has been running Carson Co

Balls

I like the part where Gavin lost all human functioning

by far the most ive EVER laughed at one of your videos, and ive seen all of them. absolutely hilarious. this video just had all the right stuff dawg :)

I was half way through this video and looked at the time remaining and said out load how the fuck is this 30 mins long

I read that as "We rebranded lethal company"

Carson's extesnive "how to rebrand" research finally paying off

when callmecarson uploads he makes me suffer

reminds me of times

23:12 gavin’s was probably the funniest one if you ask me

32:37 (Near tears) "I'm emittn' the heat... the oven..."

JJ's whole segment had me in stitches. Dude's naturally hilarious 🤣

I hope the small government agent in my phone doesnt mind me sniffing my screen as soon as tony the tiger came into frame

gaffic degne

25:28 This part is just beautiful

The LEGO Racers 2 music in the intro brought me BACK. Like seriously. Also my family is disappearing before my eyes and the walls keep gossiping behind my back

This video only came out a couple of minutes ago but I can say that this is the best fucking video ever.

I just wanted to say Carson I'm glad you didn't leave RU-vid. I know it's been 3 years but you really did handle the situation well and I appreciate you took responsibility. I think it's very telling how badly things could've gone had you been a different person or handled the situation differently, just look at MiniLadd, dude basically blamed his fans, gaslit anyone he could yell at, and never owned up to what he did. He even weaponized his own mental health. I appreciate you being you bro, though we'll all laugh at how dumb you continue to be for the internet, I'm glad we aren't laughing or angry towards you being dumb off the internet anymore. :)

This really does remind me of old times

i can feel my brain withering away in my skull

Bapple better than Apple and absolutely no one can deny it Petition to change Apple to Bapple

That felt like an hour off of my life that I never want to take back ever.

I couldn’t tell if time sped up or slowed down ❤

This was one of the funniest ClegeMiClampkin videos I’ve seen in a while.

Carson hit us with the Miitopia music

You really should’ve scrapped this

"Me and my friends we peanut" has the same energy as Travis in one of the cursed toilet vids going "HE TOILET"

Is this what being high is like?

This whole video sounds like an AA meeting for lobotomy victims

Laughed to tears from this one. Carson is finally back.

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you car

I thought this was going to be 34 minutes of keyboard mashing speedrun logo-ing

Carson's logo is his face so rebranding happens naturaly as his hairline keeps receding

15:53 carson definitely put something like “Red M&M and Yellow M&M Sharing a blunt” Into bing ai image creator and had it filtered so he decided to just draw it

its growing

the mr clean bit has me in TEARS i cant stop watching it

I always remember that one trainer from brock's gym in pokemon rby that realizes that light-years are a measure of distance and not time, whenever someone says they are light years ahead of or behind something.

These usually feel like a stroke but this one made my brain rot alive so hard i am speechless

This is like jackbox talking points but they’re somehow less prepared

Car-son (crazy that a car made you) I can't even count (I can't) how many times i had to rewind the video because I needed to hear a bit again.

Holy shit call me Carson is back

man they really knocked the park with this one, congartulation cranberry!

13:42 Was not expecting Tony to look like that!!!! A pleasant surprise to see him though!!!!!!!! How did he not win the second lineup?!!?

its actually impressive you managed to get more than like 3 minutes of content out of this

I'm in tears "We peanut"

So cool to see carson back out of retirement! Welcome back carton!

"This is gonna be a LONG video." "This is going to be an all timer." Guys I think he's on to us because I have been crying laughing for the past 5 minutes at "grown men" turning words into absolutey meaningless letters.

You cannot fool us, “Carson”.

you put my thinking cap on

Its like the diamon in the mimeshart

29:38 gavin’s realisation like 3 slides into quack’s presentation that your stupid renames had permanently changed him kills me

29:58 this part made me laugh so hard that i threw up. thank you for making my day just that tiny bit better

Fanum taxed bros views 😭😭

I’ve missed these videos man, glad to see you back.

mom wake up, callmecarson finally uploaded again

It's so nice to see that kids these days still know about cursed Deviant Art content. No seriously, I'm 33 years old and I can't believe anyone still knows what Deviant Art is, it was cringe even when I was a teen.

the one single frame of angry birds vore. thank you.

i am so glad jj joined this group. He is so funny

Who are you again?

No Patrick, “chiefing za” is not eloquent

Certified CallMeCarson Moment

CallMeCarson Crew and Sketch/ Jinxy would go so fucking hard I'd probably cry laughing

If you carefully tap , and . at around 6:38, you can see the search results that Carson failed to hide I'm funny.

If anyone could rebrand a company, it would be cranston

0 views im 14 seconds ? Bro fell off

Are we just gonna glaze over how the banana mascot was made into a sex slave?

Do people just forget what Carson did???

I'm 27 and I'm pretty sure this just stunted me

Mr. Clean doesn't leave M&M's in his teeth cuz he never stops when he's got opps

I keep coming back to this video Like I’m that one kid I don’t think I can learn again I’m warm

I think i lost 10% of my brain cells watching this XD

This video slowly progressed from absolute brain draining to peak 10/10

carbon... i miss you

This one was tough to watch

These types of videos always make me laugh so fucking hard

Bapples redesign really bake me beel like im going to have to buy the botucts bow.

Watching this is like being tired but fighting the urge to go to sleep

Was that the lego racers theme song at the beginning?

I would like all of you to know I understood the wedding dress joke. its a reference to the live action cat in the hat movie, you'r'e welcom

i watch your videos in the little video player when you hover over a thumbnail

Woodermort Doodli is going to make me fail college

Carson really scraping bottom of the barrell for video ideas... i fucking love shit like this

No! I didn’t want the video to end. This is a masterpiece, I couldn’t stop laughing