We Review Reptile Products from Temu! 

The fact that the frog managed to pee right into the toilet is rather impressive.

Just in case no one has mentioned it, never buy anything for pets or children on Temu. Products from that app have been tested before, and many were found to have dangerous levels of chemicals and heavy metals. An adult human might be fine, but it has the potential to slowly end a small pet.

On the topic of snail weddings, I work with kids, and over winter break these two kids built a little habitat and then put two snails inside “so they can get married and have babies!” And that’s the story of how I had to explain snail marriage to two parents at pickup that day 😅

Everything I've heard about Teemu suggests that everything wrong with Wish is wrong tenfold with Teemu. It's apparently really abusive towards its sellers, forcing them to use unsustainable prices and allowing new sellers to just copy old sellers listings, all their photos, all their descriptions, everything, and just-- replace them. No respect of copyright or intellectual property. And then the new guys who usurped and ran the old guys out of business will send you a completely different product that isn't in the pictures at all.

Emily goes straight to divorce and remarry instead of vow renewal 😂😂😂

“Can we get a divorce so that we can have a snail themed wedding” Had me dying laughing 😂😂😂

“Do you want a divorce? Because I’ll leave” ED you can’t say these things 🤣

Ed totally channeled his inner cat with pushing that habitat off the table lol😂. And I think that super small dark container could work for egg incubating lol.

Benefits of bad sleep habits: snake discovery before bed lollol

I absolutely love how at 6:45 they both lean the same way to adjust their seat they are so and sync with each other

putting sharron on the breeding box broke me, it was so funny to me, just the "go in your new home", completely broke me

28:18 “now breed!” Had me dying 😂😂

My husband and I both lost our jobs today (same place) and I really needed something to cheer me up. Thank you Ed and Emily for the years of smiles you've given me.

Oddly enough, I think the snail might fit my whimsical forest wedding theme. Right next to glow in the dark mushrooms

Fair warning, I would be extremely careful buying things on Temu. It's been confirmed that they have extremely shady, and even sometimes straight up illegal business practices. Things like: selling your personal data on the black market or ripping off small businesses that don't have the finances to do anything about it. But most notably is the fact that they intentionally lose money on each order so that they can keep their prices so low. This is at the expense of the vendor, not Temu. Some sellers have anonymously reported that they make no money selling their stuff on Temu and are just trying to get into the U.S. market. I don't want to be a wet blanket. And by no means do I want to shame anyone for buying things off the site. I just thought you should know.

Edd reading the super long product names makes my brain short circuit 😂

5:30 “can we get divorced and get married again to have a snail Themed wedding” “You want to get divorced like I’ll leave”😂😂😂

you probably shouldn't use 3d printed items for habitats because the filament creates microstructures you can't disinfect

2:03 "Emotional support slug" 🤣😂🤣

On the note of the enclosure you guys bought, the original design was known as an isopod mansion, and was sold by the company microvarium, since then the design has been popping up in a lot of different places. also, the locks do work if you put your hand in the enclosure and push the wall and the side of the lid together

"you have two volunteers right there!" both turtles panic as emily reaches in and picks one up faster than they can even get one inch from her. "Oh!"

The turtles in the "breeding box" made me immediately think of the meme "So much Room for Activities!"

This was fun! The amount of sarcasm, oh wow- and seeing the two of you banter back and forth having fun is always fun. I'd love to see a "Without mentioning brands/naming names" series review of Things You Maybe or Definitely Shouldn't Buy For Reptiles, like heat rocks, reptile carpet, cheap hygrometer thermometer dials- You guys could look on social media to see the kind of things well meaning but uninformed people might be showing on their "Cute Pet" channels that others might be led to think are stuff you need for that pet.

Ed’s growth in front of the camera has never been more obvious, I think, than in this video. Look at the power couple go. Power couple: “Let’s get a divorce and remarried so we can have a snail wedding!” “You really want a divorce? I mean… I’ll leave.” 😆😆😆😆😆

I got the same probe kit off amazon from some random seller, the small ones are not blunted on the end, and obviously they would know not to use sharp instruments to sex their snakes, but for anyone considering small probes, please don't use them if they do not have blunted/rounded tips or you can perforate the snakes cloaca and cause damage and potentially infection. Please use caution and ensure safe practices when identifying what sex your reptiles are. Preferably have a professional do so, or teach you how to do it, because you can hurt your reptiles quite easily if you don't know what you're doing.

4:33 "I mean I used to stare at the sun when I was a kid" "H-How much did you pay for this-"

Thank you Emily and Ed ❤ I held my first snake without being terrified this week!

Off topic, you now need to make emotional support slug shirts. The shirt can have your adorable froggy with his little support slug. Then it will still count as a reptilian shirt xD

11:40 I HAVE A FEAR OF NEEDLES *i shivered lmao*

Lmao Ed was a comedy king in this episode. 😂💚 What an absolute menace.

The subject matter could be almost anything and I would watch because the style of this video is what had me rolling. The punch ins and editing GOT me. Also, as a long time viewer, I’m so proud of Ed’s camera growth!! Part of why this was so funny to me is your couple dynamic is VERY similar to my own!

Emily are you okay? It’s the middle of the night 😂 Edit: yes, I know that timezones exist. I also happen to know that it was about 2 am in Emily and ed’s timezone when this video was posted

With the small breeding box you can use it while you are herping you can put all the smaller critters into it

Jokes aside, I really hope whatever card you bought stuff from temu on was a throwaway cause temu has been caught stealing credit card details and selling them

I don't recommend buying things off of Temu. Jaclyn Glenn (spelling?) did a lot of research and figured out it's a horrible company that's causing a lot of harm. I highly recommend her video. It's very informative.

You could cover the holes on that "lizard breeding box" and put eggs in it if you run out of egg boxes during breeding season. Oh, I love the chameleon light too!

I have one of the acrylic habitats for my giant hairy scorpion and it works really well. I think it’s a different brand though… it’s like reptile growth or something. I got it on Amazon for like 20 bucks. Also, the lid definitely does lock onto mine. So much so that I can’t take it all the way off anymore.. I also had a Smokey oak millipede and a giant centipede (not at the same time of course) in there at one point as well as a temporary habitat for my baby banded gecko. I wouldn’t really use it for anything with high humidity unless you use live plants to hold it a bit better..

love your content! how about reviewing items from small businesses??

I was watching this with my beardie and she literally ran away when she saw the pool noodle😂😂😂

I love how excited Ed is in the vid.

5:24 have a snail themed renewal of vows 😂

Loved Ed's little "now breed" when the turtles were put in the breeding box

I laughed so hard at Sharon's new home lol. The way you just lowered her over the tiny box had me rolling.

"It fell, how do we check explosions" this had me in stitches. Thanks for the laughs 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

“He peed in the toilet.” “…” “ *Ew.* “

I need an emotional support slug

I love how Emily just has so much sarcasm throughout the video.

That's one thing I love from Temu, the LED neon type lights are AMAZING!!!! The breeding box makes me think, since it says crawling, that it's for insects. You can definitely find some good things on Temu but you really do have to read the reviews!!

The frog toilet is a slam dunk! Because it’s a toilet. For frogs. No other argument needed

Its funny because there is a massive e commerce app in china called pin duoduo and Temu i believe is Pin duoduo's launch into north america so when you read some of these item descriptions its literally directly translated in Chinese, for example crested geckos in chinese literally translates to ciliary horn gecko and leopard geckos i dont know why but they call them palace guards or hand crafts LOL

5:00 "If you blink you can still see--" "You see JeSuS." -Ed, 2024

Ed and Emily also struggling to sleep like all of us 😂

The turtle bath could probably be good for frogs Because Types of frogs can stick Things like that!

Ed has become more unhinged and I love it XD

I'm not sure if your aware but Temu not only enslaves their "workers" but they also have been known to steal your personal info and credit cards

I had my bank details stolen and used by temu to buy stuff so be careful using temu they are still being sued by another company

Ed’s “I’ll leave” was hilarious he’s just trying to make his wife Emily happy :) good husband

Can we just appreciate how polite Howie is to let hemself be put into that box.

"How do we test an explosion?" 😂

I bought that exact mister off amazon when trying to set up my snake's enclosure on a budget. I had to hold the tubes in the machine everytime or they would detach and water would spray all over my room. Glad you guys didn't have that issue, but it was a recurring problem. As for longevity, the machine lasted about 6 months before the buttons stopped working altogether.

I love that Ed is in most videos now, the early ones arent the same without him

I won't touch any product from Temu myself but this was interesting to watch 😮

The Critter Keeper would be perfect for Jumping Spiders 😊

Us night owls are benefitting from Emily not being able to sleep lol😅

Ed, "I'll leave." He said that so quick 😅

I suppose the "explosion proof" cage thing could be used to transport geckos and other small lizards temporarily (like if you're travelling to hand the animal over to someone else). It's bigger than the seller cups at expos, I'll give it that. Permanently tho it would have to be for insects.

Ed with the chameleon: the power of the sun in the palm of my hand

5:30 made me laugh absolutely way too loud specifically ed ill leave 🤣 😂 it was so nonchalant

I feel like the turtle bath ramp would be a great base for a hermit crab dish. Cover it in sand and fill it with some shells, rocks and water and the hermies will have pool parties!

I like this new style! It's great seeing Ed on camera more too ♥I hope you continue this style in the future

The reptile cage actually seems like it would be really good starting enclosure for baby snakes! Can you imagine setting it up for baby DeKay’s brown snakes 🥺 Or as an emergency travel cage for smaller species, you can never be too careful!

At first i was like no cat for the cat proof gloves then ed embraced his inner cat and just sends the enclosure off the table 😂😂😂😂😂

The piece of foam at least is plugged on both sides so you don't lose your reptile.

I would absolutely LOVE to see more videos like this! I love where you just sit here talking to the camera, and best yet rating things, so we don’t have to waste money on something rediculous

I’m not kidding when I say BOTH lights hurt my eyes lol 😂😂

You've gathered us here with our insomnia to watch a temu haul. Bless, I was STRESSED and I feel better now

The frog actually used the toilet! Fluke or not, that's amazing! 😂

I wont judge anyone for buying cheap things on Temu. But i just cant bring myself to. In China, some products are made with forced labor, such as by the Uyghur people. Temu was found not to even pretend that it tries to keep such products off its platform. Things like this that are so cheap i can only imagine were not made ethically.

Ed is so dreamy 😭😭

22:18 That platform actually looks really good for rats to go swimming in! Put some frozen vegetables and water and they've got a little diving platform😂

I love your Green Bay LED light

the way that Emily pronounces the U in temu like EmEuUuU

Emily’s reaction to the cage falling off the table is hilarious

I think the two main questions for the probing kit would be: - Are there any sharp or pokey spots on the probes - Is the metal corrosion resistant

Think I’d be curious to see what kind of chemicals are in some of those items too.

My theory is most of whats on temu is b grade stuff. Stuff that has slight imperfections or misshaps (such as a warped lid) that they can still sell for a bit of money.

I don't buy anything suspiciously cheap because it ALWAYS has drawbacks: it breaks quickly, nonquality material or something else.

That mister might be a 'keep in package for emergencies" item - if your mister goes down on a weekend or a holiday and you know you won't be able to replace it for several days, then you have this on hand to help out until you can get your usual setup going.

This is the episode where all the animals thought that Ed and Emily had gone slightly crazy.

You can use the small breeding box for breading hognoses

The other thing to consider is lead in the products.

Im surprised that the frog knew how to use the toilet😂😂😂

Oh gosh im very early 😂 but i think in the thumbnail the frog in the toilet is veeeeery happy 😂

Temu is a Chinese owned site that sells bootleg items which also includes stolen art and others things from different sites. And also, these items can have toxic chemicals like lead in them.

I bet those gloves would fail with my tempermental cat. You never know if she's going to be sweet or strike. She rarely gives warning through body language for some reason. She's an odd one though, but I love her anyway! ❤

The spray system is on Amazon and it works amazing for my tropical frogs

Emily: How do we test an explosion? FBI agent watching this: 🤨

When Emily said “you bought a toilet?” I died laughing.

Snake discovery when ya wake up 👍 That acrylic box would be good for vet visits or when moving buildings

Sharon was probably saying " what the fudge, Emily?!"🤣😂