WE SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO DO THIS... - Dallas Vlog

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Me and my friends are back at it again, and it couldn't possibly get much worse than this.
this is guaranteed to be the worst vlog you've ever seen, and is way worse than any gameplay in any siege video
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Twitch: / tuxbird
Twitter: / thetuxbird
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FRIENDS IN THE VIDEO▼
Cob: / @cobiscool
Yumi: / itstwists
Roy: / @yoboyroy
with a SPECIAL APPEARANCE by:
Mr. Homeless: / pappazeee
THUMBNAIL ARTIST▼
/ nasus_kim
MUSIC▼
Provided by Epidemic Sound - www.epidemicsound.com/

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15 июн 2019

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@metro2783 5 лет назад

“Knife flip, you ready?” *starts bleeding incredibly*

@mitchsafranek1652 5 лет назад

Later in video fakes getting cut bc it’s fake knife

@zyptux 5 лет назад

*fucking bleeds*

@neometallX 5 лет назад

*Oof sound effect*

@MikeHoliday 5 лет назад

ok now where's my finger?

@ogge8959 5 лет назад

*Why is there blood on my ball?!* - Yumi 2019

@ryanjackson9109 5 лет назад

Its called a period

@Sirbacon. 5 лет назад

I was reading this and he said it

@polarnxt4059 5 лет назад

BACON_ MAN_LK happens to me all the time

@littletikescar4079 4 года назад

Is it me or does he look like dipper from gravity falls?

@shadowskyline9403 4 года назад

DANGLING PARTICIBLE

@adeshs4307 5 лет назад

11 minutes of sexual assault Gun violence and war crimes But 11 minutes and 32 seconds of comedy

@magmaboyx859 3 года назад

Adesh S what about the wholesome doggo moment?

@gladiatormarcellus2078 3 года назад

My life has peaked I laugh at war crimes now

@anotherbabka 4 года назад

Roy’s hot Yumi’s cute Tux’s handsome Cob’s vegetable

@pubgpenguins7153 4 года назад

No homo

@aidanrgcool 4 года назад

hmmmm

@ramag3136 4 года назад

Yumi theeck

@not_funny_1205 4 года назад

J Norman and ur gay at least say no homo🤦‍♂️

@UrnusFPS 4 года назад

@@not_funny_1205 homofobic :vvvvvv

@AllDockCD 5 лет назад

“I’m taking you to court” “Take this *DICK* to court” “You just caught another charge”

@doggon1416 5 лет назад

ALLDocks Kitten I wheezed

@pizzaparkera1086 5 лет назад

Sasssss

@mr_coke1401 5 лет назад

So crazy how he keeps a straight face

@ParkerRat 5 лет назад

Tux: *Post's vlog* Cob's Twitch chat: *heavy breathing*

@danielcastillo808 5 лет назад

Tux Dummy Thicc

@chazlett7203 4 года назад

*Posts

@isausage6866 4 года назад

why... i dont get it

@ParkerRat 4 года назад

@@isausage6866 ngl I forgot why I posted this so I wish I had the context

@isausage6866 4 года назад

Parker Stevenson oh ok lmfao

@spxoon6189 5 лет назад

Why does yumi look like dipper from gravity falls

@Bruh-me6vm 4 года назад

Lmao

@7__DTE 4 года назад

Lmfooo

@imtooexpensive2660 4 года назад

Lmbaaaaaaooooo

@moksh2647 4 года назад

omg lmaoooooo

@mortem4342 4 года назад

I always thought he looked like that guy from the Lonely Island group.

@hawks4876 5 лет назад

Yumi:puppy . Cob: no she loves me. Dog walks away. Mission failed.

@e6tocomp575 4 года назад

Sandy Tyrant it is Roy’s puppy

@madhavsharma5458 5 лет назад

those are some tight shorts tux. not implying anything. ......its just an observation

@bretta.6926 5 лет назад

Maverick THICCC

@jaiidensierra6518 5 лет назад

You sus

@aaron.rocks. 5 лет назад

An asstute bdervation

@delsinyman3300 4 года назад

Is tux ass ok?

@daanvanderklugt9534 5 лет назад

Girls sleepover : ahh Natacha your hair looks so good Boys sleepover :

@jamesyates4836 5 лет назад

Natacha🤣🤣 I can’t get over how weird that looks

@hanserickson6934 5 лет назад

Natacha??

@mack7235 5 лет назад

Trippet “I will touch you”- Tuxbird

@dom9963 5 лет назад

“Omg theres a hotdog with legs”

@ungrvteful1455 5 лет назад

imagine spelling natasha like natacha

@rippel1111 4 года назад

This is one of The best vlogs I’ve seen in A HOT MINUTE

@mydragontattoo2555 4 года назад

"Pp kick" "Am I thicc yet" 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

@artrtisicsea9160 5 лет назад

Me: it’s eleven I’m going to sleep Tux on discord: it’s rewind time

@skaarff 5 лет назад

Yumi smoking meth? Cob gay? The story develops right here on CNN.

@bretta.6926 5 лет назад

SkiHygh communist news network

@LeastObviousFed 5 лет назад

Cob news network

@michaelliu8842 5 лет назад

Californian news network

@CaptainDavyJones 4 года назад

Brett A. Comrade did you hear about the new communist stealth submarine?

@quoo4493 5 лет назад

“What do you have?” “A KNIFE!” “NOOOOOO!”

@sarredjozzi9281 5 лет назад

Yumi looks like Jim from The Office on a 4 day crack binge

@ther3jected977 5 лет назад

tux: post video in five minuets 5,000 views cob: streams for 2 hours 2 viewers

@kingtasoldier133 5 лет назад

Like show cob some love he funny asf

@mikeikee 5 лет назад

cob is dad

@applethegangster8994 5 лет назад

When tuxbird goes to the same go kart place as u GOD DAMN

@andersonkennedy682 5 лет назад

I used to go there all the time

@lordfarquaad4222 5 лет назад

7:55 the song is called “ Sandy Freak” Str8t fire

@Rander1200 5 лет назад

You a real one 🔥

@georgiexd9791 4 года назад

Lord Farquaad omg thx

@ThisGamer-kv6zs 4 года назад

Lord Farquaad yo thanks I literally just posted a comment asking what the song was called

@womanrepellent755 4 года назад

Thank you

@ejwiggins5241 4 года назад

Thanks

@honeycrisp390 5 лет назад

Roy: Its black do you think they sell black knives? Yumi: what are you racist now? XD

@Cairo40000 5 лет назад

2:53 Tux is thiccer than Ela confirmed

@bredstik6323 5 лет назад

Not possible

@bytewolfychu_1461 5 лет назад

6:38 Possible

@alvin253 5 лет назад

No...

@prage_ 5 лет назад

Yes

@alvin253 5 лет назад

@killer94x26 5 лет назад

Tux looks like the red angry bird

@imtooexpensive2660 5 лет назад

Kyler Ponzetti omg

@weaselix3254 5 лет назад

I truly enjoy these vlogs. They funny af

@andrewharrah8063 5 лет назад

Love your edits man they’re always so funny

@matthewsong2839 5 лет назад

Roy: Shows gun for one second RU-vid: DEMONETIZED!!!

@koya6470 5 лет назад

John Doe this video has been age restricted :(

@uncleterry9179 5 лет назад

Cob and Yumi become more open about their gay relationship each video and I love it.

@jeanpaul5868 5 лет назад

Hashbrown are they actually gay?

@ir0n1c22 5 лет назад

Jeanpaul Cardoza r/wooooooosshhhh

@paranoikoc 5 лет назад

@@ir0n1c22 lmao

@dom9963 5 лет назад

Shut up you gay fan boy

@uncleterry9179 5 лет назад

Random Person WOOOOOSSHH

@contentvibes3133 5 лет назад

This was honestly funny af like most vids i watch that claim they are funny arent but by far your vids are and i love them

@Kadenie9 3 года назад

2:22 Cob: “I’m flying”

@forrest1254 5 лет назад

Nobody Tux: posts at 12:00 am

@joeavila9575 5 лет назад

Different time zone

@davido7449 5 лет назад

@kevinbmx2225 5 лет назад

When you're so early that the video is in 360p. _I am speed._

@masonshaffnet7515 5 лет назад

You guys are the only youtubers that actually make me laugh

@delphicnyx1940 5 лет назад

So much chaotic energy, I love it

@amp5142 5 лет назад

Tux bird looking dummy thiccc at 0:43 Edit: I lied tux bird always looking dummmy thicccccc

@CapSquid-kp4wg 5 лет назад

I was perfectly fine until 2:38 😂💀

@imn5341 4 года назад

nobody: no-one: absolutely no-one: Tux:*I W I L L T O U C H Y O U

@girthquakr 4 года назад

He said I will cut you.

@thecheesechapstm5417 5 лет назад

Tixbird:uploads another vlog Me:aaahh shit here we go again

@whoeh5168 5 лет назад

Nobody... Not a single soul... Yumi when he plays dark souls 4:21

@Personally136 2 года назад

Lol

@yobudy5368 5 лет назад

Yes finally im here early thanx god xurbdic Edit:whats the name of the dog

@Cairo40000 5 лет назад

Darude sandstorm

@alvin253 5 лет назад

Who is xurbdic? I only know Bixturd

@OwenRic0 5 лет назад

@@alvin253 It's buxturd

@luckysnowflake3546 5 лет назад

Food

@serhatkerem8512 5 лет назад

Ricardo

@ethanetic4297 5 лет назад

Tux is my favorite RU-vidr! Keep up the good work Tux!!!

@timothe8962 4 года назад

If you hear some sort of alien sound then you need to run because you know yumi is gonna roll in any second.

@shrimp.jolyne 5 лет назад

One meme To descibe that whole vlog: yEaH tHiS iS bIg BrAiN tImE

@slimegaming3505 5 лет назад

What was that song in the car???? That boy sounds fire 💯

@sightxo2315 5 лет назад

Slime Gaming sandy freak by northeme

@kelishuntley9212 5 лет назад

I love these vlogs so much

@the1n0nlyy71 4 года назад

Tux my new this reminds me of when cob jumped in the snow🤣😂

@FishNibz 5 лет назад

i’m happy it’s a new sUs vLOg

@desaver7016 5 лет назад

9:25 Yumi and his "hole" ( if you know what i mean )

@dandydonut7279 5 лет назад

Definitely ur funniest vlog! Can stop laughing

@ChimPlays 5 лет назад

I needed this video in my life

@jamesr620 5 лет назад

4:56 "Rebecca, it's not what it looks like"

@thevigilmain2947 5 лет назад

tuxbird has secks with ryo rob adn yomi

@vergilsmotivation5126 4 года назад

“Yumi, you and me in the loser’s bracket” Martyrdom: drop a live grenade when killed

@Foxinghton 5 лет назад

i love the randomess of this group of lads

@Stealthyplayz1072 5 лет назад

Vlogs are the best Keep up the amazing work tux😁👍

@forrest1254 5 лет назад

6:03 “I’m I thicc yet” Digs in paints

@sabrinahoff8349 5 лет назад

We need more of this. You all seem so fun to hang out with hahaha greetings form Germany :)

@ExpressStorm 5 лет назад

Cob, tux, yumi- im going to beat roys go karting score Roy- *impossible*

@lilmurzu9784 5 лет назад

6:39 someone just put that into like 10 minutes of tuxbird yelling: yumi, why

@raysrose143 5 лет назад

Your vlogs are really funny I love watching them keep it up 👌👍

@DanielGonzalez-uz6tq 5 лет назад

I need tuxbird vlogs in my life

@vastcaden1235 5 лет назад

2:28 Dang that gave me nightmares, I knew yumi was a stalker!

@justanotherasian4395 5 лет назад

Holy ship I tapped so fast

@questreality8262 5 лет назад

Amateur Asian fucking same

@oreos4all 5 лет назад

5:39 HOLY THICKNESS TUX BOY!!

@roastedpnut8770 3 года назад

Yanno a whole ass year ago but I come back to this cause this video just gives me vcr tape home video vibes and honestly I love it and can't get enough of it

@polopiegames 3 года назад

Exactly how I feel 🥴

@nvmd9537 5 лет назад

I instantly clicked off of beaulo’s stream for this tux it better be good

@coltkoonce4339 5 лет назад

Toes

@zetorrhm 5 лет назад

Me after the video : OK but.......WHAT

@Archer.Bean. 5 лет назад

Im happy to know that people other than me actually just casually quote vines too.

@cabbageroller9996 4 года назад

This vid had me dying from start to end

@AndresRodriguez-ld2ej 5 лет назад

Tux you're the best and keep making amazing content

@rokurii5553 5 лет назад

Yall should collab with mr beast, and go around in siege costumes and make people think yall an army just imagine

@saltysapo-6418 5 лет назад

No just stop kid

@bobbarbus1499 5 лет назад

Imagine them all getting shot

@leishariddel 5 лет назад

Listen, Tuxbird is fashionable. I appreciate it. You wear those shorts, Xurbdic

@tysonlol4145 5 лет назад

5:18 Roy having a stroke

@kevinnguyen5344 5 лет назад

you can’t put maximum autism in one vid Tux and his Friends:Hold my Gfuel

@Nano-eo5hk 5 лет назад

Tuxbird: *uploads* Me: *EXPAND DONG*

@Killerwolff3 5 лет назад

Beauty produced in its finest shape 😫🙌🏽💜

@lucasbeltran6070 5 лет назад

At 9:50 when Yumi eats the taco it’s perfectly synchronized

@frank9k449 5 лет назад

@Tuxbird what's that fire song at 7:50?

@anna_1911 5 лет назад

Husk Ericcx28 Sandy Freak by Northmane!!

@Kaydyn05 4 года назад

@@anna_1911 thank you for knowing

@zestyarmpit1235 4 года назад

I live tux’s vlogs almost as much as his seige vids

@H3LO4132 5 лет назад

Now this is a pro-gamer move

@abstexotic1720 5 лет назад

Yumi face at 10:04 got me dead 🤣🤣🤣

@return3116 5 лет назад

Lmfao made me smile a lot. Do more vlogs.

@chinkpanzee6294 4 года назад

4:01 Tux in Russian slapping contest

@damascus2.0 5 лет назад

I love your vlog Hopefully there will be more vlogs in the future 👌👍

@toasty3 3 года назад

So close to 1 mil, if it hits 1 mil make another please tux

@toasty3 3 года назад

@TuxBird

@karott-_5819 3 года назад

When tux hasn’t posted in so long u start to rewatch his old videos 😔

@nirv_sel 5 лет назад

Dude I live in Dallas wish I could meet y’all honestly am a fan of your content and barely have friends to play R6 but it’s ok y’all make me laugh❤️

@megafluffysweg5752 5 лет назад

Same my guy!

@chribbenlifts 5 лет назад

So pissed that I missed yall

@twitchisanalias6991 5 лет назад

This is the most I've laughed in a while

@anoulitsa2 5 лет назад

5:54 “Pp kick” Yumi 2019

@QuipzyCola 5 лет назад

Yaes new tuxgbord videeo

@taken7994 5 лет назад

Buxgtrid is my favorite you tuber ;)

@Derk_Studios 3 года назад

4:42 feels like a comedy skit

@mariotm9915 5 лет назад

😂 when yummy ate the taco he looked like shaggy

@thewildscrub4617 5 лет назад

"I didn't loose anything"I couldn't stop laughing

@axelarkamg196 5 лет назад

Top 10 vlogs which makes me wonder "WHY?"

@SomeOneTheRealOne 5 лет назад

Tux is T H I C C af, I'd never have thought !

@SgtFrogger 5 лет назад

Yumi and cob are the high people on the couch at every house party

@CapiBBX 5 лет назад

Xurbdic can you let Yung husk spit some bars for us

@viiem2876 4 года назад

nobody: link: 4:21

@dr_zorgon5701 5 лет назад

Wholesome video. I approve

@joeweeyoutube 5 лет назад

i luv you guys sooo much🥰

@KingoftheRazzi 5 лет назад

What‘s the song on min 8:00

@ganzit6453 5 лет назад

"Sandy freak" thnx me later

@KingoftheRazzi 5 лет назад

GanzitGamer you‘re the best 💪🏻💙

@ITVYYT 5 лет назад

@Broccoli Integrity how the fuck is that mumble rap

@MariaJimenez-ys9hr 5 лет назад

@@ITVYYT Tues edited it fam

@ITVYYT 5 лет назад

@@MariaJimenez-ys9hr I meant 'mumble rap' not 'earrape' sorry lol i fixed it