We've Never Been To Hooters (GTA Playlist) 

Finally, the day we have all awaited for so long has come. The Bois have come full circle, back home, to dog fighting.

Ross's favourite subject is bringing up hookers/strippers/Hooters just to clarify that he would never use one/visit one, a real classic from his oeuvre

As someone who recently dug a grave sized hole (6ft deep/7ft long/3ft wide) I can tell you it takes about 4hrs if the ground isn't too bad and you've got a decent spade and a mattock. If there are roots or a lot of rocks you can probably add 3hrs to that, if it was loose ground like sand or something you could probably be done in under 2hrs. If you've got an excavator (highly recommended) you could be done in about 15 mins.

I love how smith just crashed into those pipes with no visible reaction at 15:19 and had to wait ages for them to pass only for his first reaction after passing them being to start rifling through his glove box for his preferred pistol.

Jokes and shock aside, I've broken up dog fights before and they are truly horrible. Even if there are no serious injuries, just the sounds you hear come out of your dog are genuinely upsetting. I can't fathom the kind of people who would find it entertaining.

Honestly Ross I need more from that intro. It didn't really wake me up much at all.

Trott suddenly bringing up how hot he thinks Sting is for a 70 year old.

as someone who has been watching for 7-8 years, i have found the best time to watch hat films is at 4 am through very bassy speakers at full volume, always wakes the neighbors up

I have to say, the idea of Hat Films working together to dig a grave is a _fascinating_ idea for a video. Ain't an easy thing to do!

You'd have thought Hooters airlines would've been great with their exceptional wings

The channel SUPERMEGA did a Hooters episode and it was funny af, but they have a certain skill for soldiering on through incredibly awkward social situations and making them funny which I think most people would crumble under

Trott can say it as many times as he wants but I will always eat when I watch Hatfilms nothing makes me hungrier than hearing Nan's Milk

23:36 Smith drifting on a bloody wall ride like a pro

you guys should open a place called sausages where all the waiters are men with dig ol bics!!!! you could serve bratwurst and hotdogs and kalua made with nans milk!

Insta clicked, love to see the boys doing some racing

I actually did spill beans on my jumper while watching this so it looks like I'll need to buy the hoodie now

More! Love me a GTA playlist with almost a podcast to pair

Trott was 90% there on demisexual. We experience sexual attraction ONLY after developing a close emotional connection with someone, usually a relationship or a close friendship. Hookup culture doesn't make sense to us, and it takes a long time to develop those kinds of feelings for someone. It is in the gray-asexual spectrum though, that part was correct.

True story: My uncle's Jack Russell died trying to fight a pickup truck. He took her for a walk one day, and while they were waiting to cross a street, she straight-up decided she didn't like the looks of a passing truck, lunged out at the end of her leash, and bit one of the wheels. Since the wheel was turning at the time, that attack plan... didn't work out. RIP Sagebrush; you were literally too psychotic to live.

There's a Hooters in Nottingham by the way. You could visit Warhammer World on the same day!

Trott knowing about asexual and demisexual AND understanding how they're different really made my day

Can tell when a man is getting older when he mentions going to Denny's at 3am and his first thought is to wake up early instead of stay up.

Trott's hypothetical is exactly what happened to me. Half asleep, Ross screams and now I'm awake

Alex “Flight Risk” Smithy

I'm watching the video in the yellow left not left hoodie and also ordered the new hoodie on Sunday there, gonna have hard decision deciding which one to wear for keeping warm 😊 I also ordered the mug too, think I'm developing a problem 😅

The funny thing about Denny's and other 24 hour Diners is that they will only have great service in the middle of the night. For my school's prom it was an annual tradition to run to IHOP after it ended which was at 1am and like that was some of the best diner food I've had in my life.

Spiff's Yorkshire Tea + Hat Films Nan's Milk? Can I order those at your merch store?

I have the flu so I am in bed atm. Slap on Hatfilms and get blasted with Ross certainly wakes you up.

for tea temperature - I was given a USB heated coaster for my birthday, in Winter. Ridiculous! Turns out, extends the enjoyable life of a cuppa tea by a good 20 minutes

Odd or not, there's just so happen that someone killed a girl by digging a grave and burying her in it, not too long ago.

i’m always watching your videos early in the morning. at exactly 5.30am you have a new video so i watch it before i get out of bed to have a shower and leave for work

Denny's is not a place you go to, but a place you arrive at.

"Do you think people watch us in the morning?" Me, looking down at my pajamas and morning tea having just rolled out of bed: yeah.

literally did just wake up and started watching this before i get ready for work

7:00 AM Central Standard Time (St. Louis, MO, USA) - Ross is my true wake-up alarm

0:58 was an amazing shot. 9/10 but only cause it didn't connect (obviously)

Not me waking up extremely hungover and loading up a hatfilms video just to be immediately shouted at by ross 😂

A GTA playlist!!!!! I have a reason to live again

Been enjoying the Hunt videos but it always feels good to get back to the GTA ramblings

I’ve missed these :(

I watch your videos first thing in the morning, nothing wakes me up more. Great way of getting rid of the morning wood.

Legitimately woke up to some Ross this morning

Hooters is MOST DEFINITELY a problem. How they've gone this long without a globally known lawsuit astounds me.

I can tell you I do watch you early in the morning and the way trot described the intro was exactly what happened to me

6.30 AM, lovely time to watch some Hat films with my morning brew.

My alarm is the THX intro, really wakes up the street

Yay, another mini-hatchat! Love these!

Now THIS is the hat films I fell in love with all those years ago. GTA and chatting shit

it's 7.50 in the morning, I feel called out

"Oh he's not even 80 yet, fuck offff"

7 years later people still don't know that if u hold r1 or rb and steer left n right while in the air u can correct any spin.

Im buzzing for the christmas stream

As soon as the tea is made it's ready to drink Bois

Blessed with a GTA video, absolutely cracking lads!

Don't dig holes or even graves in the south-ish area of Missouri. The ground is so hard out here. For example, In northern Missouri the ground is so loose, that you can dig a hole deep enough for a tree in 5 Minutes. No joke. Out in the south-ish part. It will take days and I kind you not. Your foot will be in so much pain, You won't be able to walk. You can even break your foot just by digging out here. That's how tough the ground is. It absolutely sucks. If you have to dig out here, use an Excavator.

"Do you think people are whacking this on really early in the morning?" *Me watching this at 5am*

I watch your videos just after 730am after the night shift.

I’m just waking up and eating my breakfast, being yelled at by Ross does put a pep in your step

Every time we drive across the US, we always end up at a Dennys at 2 or 3 am

Going to the plane crash conversation I always watch air crash investigation before flying 😂

Long conversation about dog fights, Classic Hat Films 👍🏻

Either Smith has huge hands, or that mug is average size compared to most mugs you'd find here in Mexico.

That intro probably caused Ross to lose his voice which made him unable to do the Music Jinggle Jam stream

Always the best way to start your day. With a foaming mug of nan's milk

re: 1:23 - I legit watch plane crash videos and read about plane crash investigations while I sit waiting for flights. It's relaxing. Not kidding. And I used to be utterly terrified of flying for fear of crashing.

The thing about small dogs is that they have very sharp teeth, they can often deal more damage than a big dog (often unintentionally because you can't really control sharpness like you can bite strength).

Shoutout to Twin Peaks for ALSO being a booba restaurant but with an arguably more hilarious name. I'll never forget the time Justin McElroy mentioned the one in Winston-Salem on MBMBaM.

I literally sat down to watch this video early in the morning, after cooking a fry up on my day off. I was SO glad they just skimmed over the topic of talking about horrendous things and carried on with the video Edit: never mind

Yes. First thing in the morning. Seven days a week.

confirmed ross listens to 2 bears 1 cave

As someone who’s put this on really early in the morning, Ross definitely did wake me up

Your videos usually come out around 1:00pm central time in USA meaning I've usually just eaten.

Great range of topics discussed as always lol

Yeah boy!

I have a flight coming up soon. Cheers Ross

"Rat Milk Market" is a fantastic name for a band/album.

I watch this in the morning at 6am whilst eating cereal

To be fair, hooters had decent enough food for what it's worth

Wonder if there is a crazy fan out there who'll kill those mentioned by the hats in various ways to bring life to the hatfilms curse. If Taylor Swift dies in a few days... 2 things might happen, 1. Hats are confirmed God's or 2. We'll have our next Netflix documentary.

Time it took the hat bois to say something gross: 50 seconds. The average time currently is: 1 minute and 37 seconds. I will do this on every video as long as my smooth brain doesn't forget.

I bought two hoodies, one for each plug.

How good was Fred's goal last week. Ooft!

the void calls to ross

GTAAAAAAAAA!! Ate me brekkie while I watched it, first thing in the morning

Mr T, Ice-T, T Mobile, T-Rex, TNT.

I really do bank there vid's for the evening.

I literally whacked this on just after waking up still in bed.

As someone who just put this video on first thing in the morning, I am creeped out.

I'm watching this while eating breakfast

I feel like sliders are like 5 years out of date by now. I remember having them mostly bloody ages ago. Feel like theyve disappeared now

12:00 that's why I've been with you boiks for all these years. Where else could we have had #vactrott?

trott has literally described my daily routine

classic dog fighting

Watching at 7:50AM :D

I am in hooters everyday inside of my head

Yesssss

I only watch Hat Films while I'm eating. It enhances the experience so much! 🤢

Hooters has bomb cheese steaks though

"All the women have ample breasts".... Yeah, goes without saying that they've never been to Hooters.

Creepy uncle trotty