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Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Iowa retiring Caitlin Clark's jersey.
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@SuperHedgehog910 26 дней назад

0:56 The way Michael says: "You are a stupid man." Absolutely kills me.

@canaisyoung3601 24 дня назад

The last time they had a joke like that where the punchline was Colin drawing a gun, Che said, "What happened to you, man?" as if he were concerned about Jost's mental health (never mind that the constant humiliation Che dishes out was probably the cause of it). I knew that was a lie. I wanted to believe it wasn't, but I should have known better.

@1renegadegeek 26 дней назад

"Trust me, I know." I'm dying. So good.

@TheMikester307 26 дней назад

LOL! These are usually good, even when the gags don't hit the mark!

@ShawnDillon-pw8lb 26 дней назад

…I’m sure high school was tough on Collin,but look at the payoff: Harvard grad,co anchor on snl weekend update and Scarlet Johansson sleeping in your bed naked…

@aaronleverton4221 23 дня назад

Still ended up married to Black Widow.

@laurenw.8178 26 дней назад

"cause you're giving me that window seat" "... plenty of fish in the sea-metary" THOSE TOOK ME OUT 😂😂

@heyheytaytay 24 дня назад

if only.

@katieorr3903 26 дней назад

That rat graphic, omg. It was so perfect.

@shahartley 27 дней назад

Colin with that gun, LMFAO

@srbrant5391 26 дней назад

“You’re giving me that window seat!”

@istdochallesegal3427 26 дней назад

Followed by "you are a STUPID man" 🤣🤣🤣

@annekantola4822 23 дня назад

Next James Bond? He looked really menacing 😀

@ismarwinkelman5648 19 дней назад

Horrible trigger discipline

@tylerhackner9731 27 дней назад

The Kevin spacey joke 😂

@CorePathway 26 дней назад

When you’re famous you can just grab them by the package

@brady3126 12 дней назад

Kevin Spacey was acquitted because the charges were totally imaginary

@kb_analytics 27 дней назад

C-metery 🤣

@mk-wz2sh 26 дней назад

but isn't it "there are plenty of fish in the sea-mentary"?

@Ducky69247 26 дней назад

@@mk-wz2sh well that was the joke, but now you've gone and ruined it

@fabianarameus8832 27 дней назад

Colin is going to bring the good news about that Billy Dee Williams quote back to Scarlett

@Thessalin 26 дней назад

I was waiting for Michael to do that joke next.

@adamluther5836 25 дней назад

She can finally play the REAL Black Widow!

@DJGURR 25 дней назад

Musicals and lord of the rings. As a band/ theater geek/ ap nerd I did well in high school socially when I shouldn’t have lol

@batgurrl 27 дней назад

The female rat looked kinda cute and enjoyed the Kevin Spacey quip. Picture of young Colin was adorable

@shahartley 27 дней назад

lol teen Colin had that 90s boy haircut. I saw so many with that hairstyle growing up.

@kitcoffey7194 27 дней назад

It's called "the douche"

@matthewshakin2575 26 дней назад

He looked like Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting lol

@canaisyoung3601 26 дней назад

Colin Jost was born in 1982, so he would have been a teenager from 1995 (13) to 2000 (18), so it makes sense. But I always thought that haircut mixed with how chubby his face was made him look like a high school bully. That smug smile he had ties it together.

@Beegrene 26 дней назад

High school *was* a tough time. Thank you for your sympathy, Colin.

@LilyBarker-nf3ng 21 день назад

Yeah that one was personal.

@gigi-ij1hk 26 дней назад

I was lucky enough to go to a high school where being a musical theatre nerd and an SF/fantasy nerd was so common, nobody gave you shit about it

@fathertimegaming17 26 дней назад

No one cares

@gigi-ij1hk 26 дней назад

@@fathertimegaming17 You seem nice

@blueelf217 26 дней назад

I went to a school in the hood of Brooklyn, but didn't read LOTR till college. Don't really like musical theatre. So only a little bit of a nerd.

@nicholasgarrick8855 26 дней назад

Jost revenge for the joke swap has been very well carefully well planned ,and cruelly executed.

@PatGunn 26 дней назад

He got his Jost Desserts

@ishotmyboss 25 дней назад

"Yours is the size of a mouse's leg?"

@silverranger3532 26 дней назад

Kudos to SNL for hitting on Golden Bachelor. Everyone hyped that junk so much during it's broadcast, that the downfall was expected.

@imhereforitall9218 24 дня назад

All those contestants in that franchise seem to have serious mental issues. Guess that is a prereq.

@sparker_87 26 дней назад

Lord of the rings musical in Chicago? 3 of my favorite things!

@bmillz007 26 дней назад

These are all SO good. 😭😂

@Devilninja333 27 дней назад

There’s plenty fish in the C…….metery 😂 wow che

@Obi-Wan_Kenobi 26 дней назад

The audience was incredible for this Weekend Update.

@mercedesdrake9113 26 дней назад

plenty fish in the C ... -metery 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@momcatwoo 26 дней назад

We needed more Colin & Che.

@ws8080 26 дней назад

The Bachelor, and Golden Bachelor, baffle me. Why would a group of any women throw themselves at these guys on TV, and you just know it isn't going to work out. The only person I know that watches it is my 80 yr old mother.... and no she isn't single.

@alainchristian 26 дней назад

Nice trigger discipline, Colin 🤣

@user-yo1ji8hr4x 25 дней назад

I'm saying it yet again 'These Two together are SNL.😂😂❤❤😅

@kitcoffey7194 27 дней назад

America: where rats can get birth control, but adult women cannot.

@alphanerd7221 26 дней назад

Why lie like that?

@canaisyoung3601 24 дня назад

I was hoping for the joke to go there, but I guess that would have been too predictable.

@wawaicedcoffee 23 дня назад

We can get birth control, it’s abortion that’s being contested

@Cheekiemoney 27 дней назад

Give me the Beavis and Butthead Sketch!!!

@javier77street 27 дней назад

Exactly. Funniest sketch of the night.

@tylerhackner9731 27 дней назад

Yessss

@junkboy555 26 дней назад

DITTO!

@ishotmyboss 26 дней назад

It's up!

@Ducky69247 26 дней назад

Huh? All you have to do is click play on that one instead.

@TheFMHatter1986 26 дней назад

Another great Weekend Update that Kevin Spacey jokes was great

@alexv3357 26 дней назад

I find it rather weird that a musical adaptation - at least if done with care - would actually be something Tolkien would approve of heartily. I mean, someone's singing in basically every chapter of the books as it is.

@hopekeeley2122 25 дней назад

The man loved his music

@nicholasgarrick8855 26 дней назад

Amazing weekend update had me giggling like a mf.

@Nymaz 26 дней назад

Yeah, I think Mr. Scarlett Johansson is doing alright.

@AthenaKeatingThomas 26 дней назад

Awww, young Colin. Nerds should be proud- I was and am!

@daintycaked 26 дней назад

Colin got that 90s high school haircut.

@canaisyoung3601 16 дней назад

Yeah, I hate it too. The chubby face and smug smile made Jost look like he bullied kids rather than was a victim of bullying.

@JediKnight35-de7uf 26 дней назад

Colin with a gun is the most terrifying thing I’ve seen this week

@tiagohongchulkanglee8624 26 дней назад

1:35 you are gonna do fine, young Colin...

@noName-kn1lx 25 дней назад

Colin got his revenge..married scarlett lol

@Whynotthem65 26 дней назад

Rat jokes good.

@DISGUYROX 26 дней назад

This was one of the very best WU's of the season or most any season. And Caitlin slam-dunked on Colin. ^^^^^^^5's to her.

@xy6845 10 дней назад

The Sea-metery? seriously now haha 😂🤣🐟🐠💀🪦

@laalaa99stl 27 дней назад

Colin's baby pic could have just been the entire segment. 😁

@barney5583 26 дней назад

laalaa99stl, *high-school pic

@claribear4571 26 дней назад

😂Cavity , cavities 🎉🎉🎉

@michaelmitchell6558 26 дней назад

Man this was some funny writing

@christopherobrien8105 26 дней назад

I've watched too many gun videos on RU-vid - my first thought was 'poor trigger discipline, Colin.'

@canaisyoung3601 11 дней назад

That's why Che called him a stupid man.

@professionalamatuer8064 26 дней назад

1:25 hey, that nerd grew up to marry the hottest woman in Hollywood. Respect.

@zxaddictxz 26 дней назад

Fact!

@alphanerd7221 26 дней назад

She isn't even top 5 in the MCU.

@CreativeC13 26 дней назад

These were GOOD

@claribear4571 26 дней назад

Cavity , cavities 🎉🎉🎉

@claribear4571 26 дней назад

Cavity , cavities 🎉🎉🎉🎉

@FatNorthernBigot 26 дней назад

I guess centre partings were all the rage (when Colin's dad was a lad). 🤣

@fattdamon5342 26 дней назад

I for one, hope to live to see a day where this extra 1 minute and 40 seconds of jokes could go in the same video as the rest of the jokes from this episode. Alas, even with the rise of AI and Beyoncé's new country album, the technology simply isn't there. Yet...

@canaisyoung3601 26 дней назад

Just wait until Monday when they upload Weekend Update as one whole segment. They've been doing that for a while, probably because they got sick of hearing complaints about it from the comments section.

@Ducky69247 26 дней назад

@@canaisyoung3601as if they're reading the RU-vid comments section 😂

@Wunderlustgirl 26 дней назад

LMAO 1:35 seemed like most boys had that haircut in the 90s

@TM-hl7ir 26 дней назад

When I read the NY news story I knew SNL would be doing something with rats😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@tylerhoover1706 26 дней назад

It was tough thanks😂

@DavidhenshawSZU 26 дней назад

Why do I have a feeling ABC is going to do a Golden Divorce limited series

@titusrider7948 26 дней назад

Divorcing after only three months? Geeze, who could've seen that coming? 🙄

@ishotmyboss 26 дней назад

Can't get enough of that Colin Mockery.

@jonathantifone8001 26 дней назад

I see what you did there.

@jennifermorgan8348 26 дней назад

Oh, so clever. Loved it.

@janeentumbao8690 26 дней назад

That's Michael Che, not Wayne Brady! 😂😂😂😂😂

@douglashenry6996 26 дней назад

Colin might have had a tough time in high school, but I'm sure that his classmates are envious of him now.

@lauraa.e.5008 25 дней назад

It's nice to finally see something funny from SNL.

@hellocollegejason198 26 дней назад

Great episode

@thekiss2083 26 дней назад

The LOTR musical is solid. It's already played in Toronto and London

@richsims6870 25 дней назад

You guys are hilarious and really intelligent !

@Tarantulisimo 25 дней назад

Damn so Colin comes to the Weekend Update set strapped

@npccarol9659 26 дней назад

that high school picture was ROUGH.

@Volumixen 26 дней назад

"I can't wait until the days we, as US citizens, have as many healthcare benefits as a sewer rat in NYC."

@zxaddictxz 26 дней назад

Love these guys. Had a good laugh thinking about female rats focusing on their career... in rat business, no doubt

@youragenius.6644 26 дней назад

They like it LoL nah they didn't like it 😂😂

@Nata-Lux 22 дня назад

The Lord of the Rings: the Musical premiered over 16 years ago, and yes, high school was a tough time, Colin 😂

@coffeeandtrance 26 дней назад

i didn't like either of those but high school was still high school

@edwarddunleavy7329 26 дней назад

Awesome! 😂😂😂

@fzzypurpleturtle 26 дней назад

SEAMETARY

@tangoangel2782 27 дней назад

Those poor rats will wonder what is wrong with them to not be able to have little ones.

@navyajain9249 26 дней назад

you really think rats WANT to have kids? in this economy? but jokes apart i dont think rats realise that theyre having intercourse to have offsprings, its just biology.

@jwilliamcosby 26 дней назад

Wait...?? Divorce after 3 months? Duh!! Haaaaaaaaa!! That's expectedly hilarious!! 😂😂😂

@Intellectual-Warrior9 26 дней назад

High school was a tough time.

@EM-mw2qr 26 дней назад

I got a little scared when he took that gun out.

@channel019 26 дней назад

I was in high school when the LOTR movies came out and were huge, so it's funny to think Colin and his contemporaries had to enjoy the books, like idiots and the appropriate scorn from their class mates.

@user-hq3ce5ws1s 26 дней назад

weekend update has brought back a refreshing return to 1970s comedy in which we can laugh at anything without maliciousness or hatred.

@ludalove4033 26 дней назад

“Trust me I know” jost who’s MARRIED to Scarlett! Way to go my man!

@orangeknight81 26 дней назад

I see Colin also had that hair cut that guys had in the 1990s

@Roy-G-Biv 26 дней назад

The rat in high heels is nightmarish.

@AWhistlingWolf 13 дней назад

There's something to be said about that high school picture compared to current Colin. I don't know what it is, but there's something. Same thing for his wife Scarlett Johansson saying she would not have dated Colin in high school. There's something to be said, I just don't know what.

@CrappyCar 25 дней назад

Trigger discipline!

@jenettethorson3138 21 час назад

OMG Remember "Soul Man" with C. Thomas Howell? Shocking blackface from the 80s.

@CharliePetricor 26 дней назад

Colin is the only white man who can still look adorable while holding a gun. 😂

@thereisnosanctuary6184 23 дня назад

Pizza Rat is starting a chain.

@SucsForYou 26 дней назад

Colin had that Butt Cut! Says a lot really.

@GershonWolf 26 дней назад

Che, I liked the rat joke.

@benzaiten933 26 дней назад

Colin jokes about liking musicals, but he's now married to Scarlet Johannson, so I think he won.

@cschmitz100 27 дней назад

🐀💼

@biggerdoofus 17 дней назад

I think the joke of showing your high school self for laughs only works if the pic doesn't make you look good.

@mikemcconeghy4658 26 дней назад

1500 carry-on guns? How do people not know the rules? Or was that one psycho with a crazy big carry-on?

@alexanderdumas- 26 дней назад

Colin borrowed that gun from his wife.

@katarzynazdrojewska4233 25 дней назад

Aww, the LotR joke ^_^

@TJWPatriot 26 дней назад

If only there was some way to put all of Weekend Update in one video so it wouldn't have to be split...

@canaisyoung3601 26 дней назад

How many times do I have to say, "Wait until Monday when they upload the entire segment" until people realize that it does happen and they don't have to force themselves to watch the segments individually?

@ronanlilley 27 дней назад

where’s papyrus 2 ⁉️⁉️

@PoggeB13 26 дней назад

I was that high school nerd.

@lydialeecost4578 26 дней назад

😂😂😂😂

@userunknownx 26 дней назад

They have used birth control to control feral cats in Australia. If you didn't know cats are NOT native to Australia and caused major havoc to the ecosystem.