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Relationship expert Leslie Jones defends a "crazy bitch" who climbed down the chimney of a man's home, pointing out that women are crazy because of all they have to put up with from men and their obsession with breasts. [Season 40, 2014]
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@Smallbiztok
@Smallbiztok 8 лет назад
"You tall glass of almond milk!" I straight up lost it!!!! 😂
@ms.rstake_1211
@ms.rstake_1211 6 лет назад
lol
@teslagirl1
@teslagirl1 6 лет назад
This combination of Colin and Leslie...might be the best SNL Weekend Update pairing in a long time.
@cassandramartinez7050
@cassandramartinez7050 6 лет назад
😂😂😂
@zennelsingh6825
@zennelsingh6825 6 лет назад
@@teslagirl1 I
@divadoll606
@divadoll606 5 лет назад
@burteriksson So it will be "you tall glass of chocolate milk." Not bad, not bad at all.
@mr.skippy4898
@mr.skippy4898 6 лет назад
When she said "which of the seven dwarfs y'all bringing to the table" I lost it. Ladies, I don't know how you all tolerate us men, but I treasure all of ya for it.😂😂😂😂😉❤❤
@Wynner69
@Wynner69 5 лет назад
You're awesome dude, Corey.🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
@YourMajesty143
@YourMajesty143 5 лет назад
I always tell men "Being gay is not a choice. If it were, we'd all be lesbians. You men better be grateful any of us are with ya'll" 😂
@elliottpaulsen9770
@elliottpaulsen9770 5 лет назад
Yup. Us men should be so grateful. We are all just lousy and lazy. We are fat and smell bad. We are stupid. We constantly say and do dumb things. Hahahahahahahahaha! We just cant help but be pathetic dipshits. Women are perfect. Women should never have to apologize for anything. Women deserve to be treated better because they are better, and men are lucky for you letting us even get near you. Omg thank you! You cant do anything wrong. And good driving too. Always attentive and calm on the roadways. Women shouldnt need to ever pay for things, or learn how to fix things around the house or mow the lawn. And their wedding rings better be 3 months salary for your fiance. Because thats how you measure love. Men should never cook, or do laundry, and they never ever do the shopping....cuz we are juat to stupid to get it right! Hahahahahahahahaha. I love this cheeky 1920's gender mentalitt that still exists among macho men and those girls who think that giving the "cutsie eyes" will excuse any behavior, ridiculous or not.
@lollybones
@lollybones 5 лет назад
I died!!
@YourMajesty143
@YourMajesty143 5 лет назад
@@elliottpaulsen9770 - I think you misinterpreted the tongue-in-cheek humor. And I agree with you to some extent, although alot of what you said I'm hoping is just you being sardonic. No women are not perfect, and men are victims of toxic masculinity just as easily as women are. But women statistically deal with way more shit as a result of being in relationships with men, than men do from women. Yes, STATISTICALLY. Meaning we can get graphs and factual data to corroborate this. But we're forgiving of men's nature in general, and yes there are men who are exceptions to the rule, but the majority still tend to hold unto old traditionalist perspectives nonetheless. And plz don't project this idea that women only go after men for financial reasons. It's men who reinforced their role as breadwinners. It's men in corporate advertising who target both men & female to buy into gift-giving & status symbols. However, women are becoming more independent in accumulating these things for themselves. Nowadays, women are more likely to go Dutch on dates, split the rent & bills, and buy her husband a matching wedding band. While yes men can have it bad, women are still subject to domestic violence, rape, and corporate misogyny. Things have gotten better for us, but there's still a long way to go. And we don't want to just improve things for women, but also men who become victims of the same patriarchal & consumer-driven society that plagues us all. And be careful, this rant you did makes you a prime target for incel/mgtow & white-male supremacist recruiters. They love to simmer in a victim mentality. Don't fall for it. Join the rest of us to get away from victimization & instead empower ourselves to shift society's paradigm for a more egalitarian society.
@alisky8551
@alisky8551 7 лет назад
"...it's personal" LMFAO
@Me-ir6we
@Me-ir6we 5 лет назад
“It’s personal Leslie: sweats because she messed up her part while laughing
@musiqluvr85
@musiqluvr85 5 лет назад
This whole segment felt personal.
@shwethaprabhu6056
@shwethaprabhu6056 4 года назад
even before she said it it was pretty clear thats what made it so funny lol
@tinaloye2014
@tinaloye2014 8 лет назад
Colin glows when leslie is on, its funny
@dalyand5944
@dalyand5944 7 лет назад
They have the best chemistry!
@withlove2963
@withlove2963 6 лет назад
Tina Loye I ship it so hard.
@teslagirl1
@teslagirl1 6 лет назад
I often think the same thing. I think he really likes her. She makes him funnier, too--it's such a great exchange.
@shanekawashington7560
@shanekawashington7560 5 лет назад
Too bad he's with Scarlett
@Brookhouse3041
@Brookhouse3041 5 лет назад
@@shanekawashington7560 Yeah too bad he's with Scarlett.😂😂😂😂.
@Rich_Daniel78
@Rich_Daniel78 7 лет назад
Leslie: LOOK AT MY BREASTS Colin!!! LMAO :-D Colin: I have to talk to HR first LMFAO :-D
@cassandramartinez7050
@cassandramartinez7050 6 лет назад
😂😂
@KL-bg8fi
@KL-bg8fi 5 лет назад
👍🏾
@nviz47
@nviz47 5 лет назад
He didnt think of saying no! Just, I need to ask first LMAO
@mariamatsumura5934
@mariamatsumura5934 5 лет назад
Richie Daniel 😂👑😂🔥they both hilarious I wanna watch more ......
@flimcomedy7667
@flimcomedy7667 5 лет назад
@@nviz47 If he wanted to he would have. Just an excuse.
@imanglenn7649
@imanglenn7649 6 лет назад
"And you can't even call me back tomorrow"😂😂😂
@aminapouna7797
@aminapouna7797 4 года назад
The best paaaart 😂😂😂🙌
@mominor6913
@mominor6913 3 года назад
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
@yvie914
@yvie914 3 года назад
@2:30 for those of you who appreciate a time frame when a quote from a skit is made. 🤣😅
@p.sherman3158
@p.sherman3158 2 года назад
“Tamarrah
@gilangmencurigakan
@gilangmencurigakan 8 лет назад
I love the comeback when she crack her character
@Existantia
@Existantia 8 лет назад
This woman is a legend in the making
@2Boios
@2Boios 8 лет назад
how so by playing a big green ghost in yet another american classic?
@mafepa
@mafepa 8 лет назад
Completely agree!!
@ms.rstake_1211
@ms.rstake_1211 6 лет назад
preach
@The-Cat
@The-Cat 6 лет назад
in the 'making' ????? dude .... oooh wait 2 years ago comment alright... I AM FROM THE FUTURE. LESLIE IS A LEGEND
@nexusrk15
@nexusrk15 6 лет назад
Set up
@nobys2871
@nobys2871 6 лет назад
Hater's can say whatever the f... They want but this girl is awesome!! ....she will be an snl legend
@Me-ir6we
@Me-ir6we 5 лет назад
Most definitely... for messing up literally every single skit
@gaiaflamekeeper3183
@gaiaflamekeeper3183 4 года назад
burteriksson she is a legend and the most popular 🖕🏾
@stacistatic
@stacistatic 4 года назад
she's a woman though...not a girl
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated 3 года назад
Leslie is the Zodiac Killer.
@magnolia8626
@magnolia8626 2 года назад
She will go down in history!!
@cecilia90210
@cecilia90210 8 лет назад
they got the best chemistry!
@2Boios
@2Boios 8 лет назад
yeah, white male gets oppressed on the basis that he is oppressing the oppressor. nice.
@taliaprice1909
@taliaprice1909 7 лет назад
2Boios go away!
@IvanBaltimore
@IvanBaltimore 25 дней назад
@@taliaprice1909 people can’t even just laugh anymore
@heathermetz6576
@heathermetz6576 3 года назад
1:03 “Every girl out there, grew up with some uncle starin’ at them at Thanksgiving sayin’, ‘how much you done grown’! That ain’t really your real uncle. Just some dude your Dad work with!”
@NoFear69262
@NoFear69262 3 года назад
Undercover truth bomb!!
@sandradee1579
@sandradee1579 3 года назад
I was dyin' over that one!
@leslieparker3914
@leslieparker3914 2 года назад
Omfg..THAT was soooo true!! They would call them your uncle. TF?
@bettychava19
@bettychava19 2 месяца назад
😂😂😂
@erich103
@erich103 8 лет назад
Lol. Love 2:29 "And you can't even call me back TOMARRAH!" 😂
@ShoeChic5441
@ShoeChic5441 6 лет назад
Erich Roebeck I am dead!!
@cassandramartinez7050
@cassandramartinez7050 5 лет назад
😂😂
@alphared8028
@alphared8028 5 лет назад
True story
@mominor6913
@mominor6913 3 года назад
TOOOO FUNNY
@IvanBaltimore
@IvanBaltimore 25 дней назад
I was stretched out
@SashaJ79
@SashaJ79 9 лет назад
HI- larious. Leslie, Leslie....which of the seven dwarf we'd end up with....on point!
@cassandramartinez7050
@cassandramartinez7050 5 лет назад
😂😂
@lillanthompson9086
@lillanthompson9086 5 лет назад
Funny😂😂😂
@thisguy9042
@thisguy9042 5 лет назад
She's always on point! Love her!
@Chaundra1030
@Chaundra1030 3 года назад
When she said “which one of the 7 dwarfs you’re bringing with you” I HOLLERED!!! 🤣🤣 she’s a national treasure
@luvmoney9262
@luvmoney9262 6 лет назад
7 DWARFS...IM ON THE FLOOR...REAL TALK!!!
@coreyt4006
@coreyt4006 5 лет назад
Always ask for pics first ladies
@karla_gm
@karla_gm 5 лет назад
Me rei tanto que lloré
@Ttoby89
@Ttoby89 9 лет назад
Ahaha 'How big is your chimney, Jost?'
@kay001ish
@kay001ish 4 года назад
Lol
@Kathy_1991
@Kathy_1991 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@kauspet
@kauspet 4 года назад
What did he answer back to that? Got lost in the music
@mostlyzaye
@mostlyzaye 4 года назад
3:02 "How big is your chimney, Jost?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@junemoon4826
@junemoon4826 5 лет назад
"If you end up in our pants don't be surprised if we end up in your chimney" dead 💀
@victoriataylor5584
@victoriataylor5584 2 года назад
Oh yeah. SO dead.
@anjealousanaconda9692
@anjealousanaconda9692 6 лет назад
The seven dwarves comment got me🤣🤣🤣
@coreyt4006
@coreyt4006 5 лет назад
Always ask for pics first ladies
@melissahoover3389
@melissahoover3389 6 лет назад
Hoolllyyy shit she is saying everything that every woman is thinking.
@natureandphysics403
@natureandphysics403 3 года назад
Every man is thinking, "maybe I should talk to HR first."
@deborahfrederick916
@deborahfrederick916 3 года назад
Melissa Hoover Yep!
@anelisamorgan8590
@anelisamorgan8590 3 года назад
SAME!!😂😂😂
@Littlekitten_
@Littlekitten_ 3 года назад
I hope women find men disgusting like I do
@louradelaney8074
@louradelaney8074 3 года назад
Why yes she is!
@ladanski
@ladanski 3 года назад
I love when Leslie makes herself laugh. 😂😂😂 ❤️
@amrita7413
@amrita7413 6 лет назад
Someone pls give her an award for such expert comments on dating
@wildflower8658
@wildflower8658 9 месяцев назад
I'm taking notes... ❤
@MarciaPze
@MarciaPze 8 лет назад
LESLIE IS AMAZING!!! Hilarious!!!
@iamharrison2817
@iamharrison2817 3 года назад
1:17 i like how she tries to keep a straight face, and then laughs at herself. Lol 😂
@aarondigby5054
@aarondigby5054 4 месяца назад
That's what's so great about SNL the characters breaking even on themselves
@laquisha630
@laquisha630 3 года назад
"If you end up in our pants, don't be surprised if we end up in your chimney." Couldn't have said it better myself! 😌
@Xanadudancer
@Xanadudancer 2 года назад
So so funny the last line
@javamomx3674
@javamomx3674 Год назад
Yaass!!😂
@changliu7253
@changliu7253 Год назад
“I'll be in your chimney, Jost”😂🤣🤣🤣
@D3IM2NTEII1
@D3IM2NTEII1 9 лет назад
LOL this woman is so funny!
@hannahbrattsmith9002
@hannahbrattsmith9002 6 лет назад
This woman is MAGNIFICENT!!!!!
@ragantate3995
@ragantate3995 4 года назад
“We don’t know which one of the damn seven dwarves you bringing to the house” 😅
@johncastro39
@johncastro39 3 года назад
Just the slight break of character in Leslie is hilarious! I love her!😍
@claudiap.1802
@claudiap.1802 Год назад
"And you cannot even call me back tomorrow!!!" Miss u Les!🤣
@cherrypie1734
@cherrypie1734 7 лет назад
LOOK AT MY BREAST!!!! I lost it at that part
@unapologetic.aquarius863
@unapologetic.aquarius863 6 лет назад
@@scottconlin1923 stfu and go away
@judyjohnson5184
@judyjohnson5184 6 лет назад
She is Right though, when she said we don't know which one of the Seven Dwarfs y'all are bringing to the table.
@victoriataylor5584
@victoriataylor5584 2 года назад
Also which one of those seven dwarfs has clean or dirty hands.
@victoriataylor5584
@victoriataylor5584 2 года назад
Or which one has had more love than the other one.
@yuragraterol2728
@yuragraterol2728 8 лет назад
I wanna meet leslie so badly! she's all i wanna be.
@2Boios
@2Boios 8 лет назад
im sorry.
@aysubeyter1936
@aysubeyter1936 9 лет назад
I love this woman !!! She is hilarious ;)
@bettyveronica460
@bettyveronica460 5 лет назад
"Tall glass of almond milk." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@7devila
@7devila 7 лет назад
I had a bad day at work and this video cheered me right up! Thanks, Leslie Jones
@nathancroft22
@nathancroft22 8 лет назад
This video had a bit of my soul tbh because its literally me,so funny
@morganstone897
@morganstone897 5 лет назад
Life lesson: eating salad (eating anything) is a choking hazard while watching Leslie. Incredibly funny woman. I just adore her
@rushikasawant7473
@rushikasawant7473 9 лет назад
by far the best explanation to women being crazy :P
@zeltzinrr1631
@zeltzinrr1631 8 лет назад
I love you, Leslie Jones!!!
@ilhamonytube
@ilhamonytube 7 лет назад
You tall glass of almond milk
@canvasser_01procurement_la39
@canvasser_01procurement_la39 6 лет назад
Leslie Jones is Cool!!!
@kittywagon3472
@kittywagon3472 5 лет назад
"I feel like I have to talk to HR first" proceeds to glance down a second later. I see you, I know what you doin.
@socratessvs
@socratessvs 9 лет назад
Leslie is amazing!
@SevanniBlack
@SevanniBlack 6 лет назад
#Dead off this. I wish her and Colin would do some skits together outside of weekend update. Their banter is insane.
@BenicioW2011
@BenicioW2011 3 года назад
“We gotta be crazy!” - truer words never spoken
@yashaswinip4633
@yashaswinip4633 8 лет назад
This woman❤️❤️❤️❤️
@nane8375
@nane8375 8 месяцев назад
Can't get enough of Leslie Jones. Brilliant.
@Feare909
@Feare909 4 года назад
“Look at my breasts, Colin. LOOK AT MAH BREASTS!!!”
@pattim173
@pattim173 3 года назад
Oh my God I just spit my coffee out with "it's just some guy your dad work with" LOL LOL
@giovannadiaz1917
@giovannadiaz1917 8 лет назад
She's just so funny
@tommyt1971
@tommyt1971 5 лет назад
“It’s personal!” NICE recovery, after she almost lost it cracking up.
@aarondigby5054
@aarondigby5054 4 месяца назад
IKR, good improv and ad-lib
@aarondigby5054
@aarondigby5054 4 месяца назад
Like her Dad's friend from work had done such disgusting things to her, she's experienced it
@stephanyb09
@stephanyb09 7 лет назад
Leslie ans Colin make my day always 😂❤... Love it forever.
@rafeenaali6835
@rafeenaali6835 7 лет назад
she is so real..love her
@jgrillovargas
@jgrillovargas 8 лет назад
I Love Leslie Jones!!! She's hilarious 😂😂😂
@2Boios
@2Boios 8 лет назад
nah.
@fisherking7798
@fisherking7798 5 лет назад
When you end up in our pants don't be surprised we end up in your chimney 😁😁😁
@bene_chino
@bene_chino 8 месяцев назад
She’s a brilliant comedian‼️👏🏼
@raemundvp1153
@raemundvp1153 8 лет назад
Love her so much! Please more of her.
@tonyrincon6939
@tonyrincon6939 7 лет назад
the fact that Leslie make no sence but also tells my whole life story scares me
@JuaniqueVerde
@JuaniqueVerde 3 года назад
*sense
@jbird2575
@jbird2575 3 года назад
This is always a perfect duo 😂
@davidlance5310
@davidlance5310 8 лет назад
#loveforleslie
@2Boios
@2Boios 8 лет назад
LOL #freemilo is more realistic. get educated?
@davidlance5310
@davidlance5310 8 лет назад
+2Boios I know you should
@rhoyalt1027
@rhoyalt1027 5 лет назад
"...seven dwarfs" LMAO!
@onlyhousestarklivesmatter
@onlyhousestarklivesmatter 8 лет назад
LOL 😂😂😂 Leslie is just amazing
@jennifersantillana9738
@jennifersantillana9738 5 лет назад
"Tall glass of almond milk" Lmfao!!! 😅
@domtillman630
@domtillman630 6 лет назад
We don't know which one of the seven dwarves we are bringing to the house 😂😂
@toy160
@toy160 8 лет назад
I love Leslie omg
@jsowau
@jsowau 4 года назад
It is a shame that all I can do is “like” this video. Leslie, you are AWESOME!!!
@ronnieferguson9337
@ronnieferguson9337 6 лет назад
You tall glass of almond milk, I’m so done, LOL!
@prettymilka7802
@prettymilka7802 7 лет назад
There should be more sketches of Leslie 👐
@Mimi-xg5gu
@Mimi-xg5gu 3 года назад
Gosh, I miss her on SNL. She’s incredibly funny. ❤️
@molliwilson5639
@molliwilson5639 6 лет назад
" listen up men, if you're up in our pants, don't be surprised if we're up in your chimney!" LOL
@luciaeylicio7808
@luciaeylicio7808 3 года назад
Omg 😱 I laughed out so loud and hard. People around me thought I was crazy I had my headsets on at the time.
@leilagomulka5690
@leilagomulka5690 2 года назад
I’ve cut down on my pharmaceuticals because Leslie makes me laugh so much. Endorphins
@annakatsali1962
@annakatsali1962 7 лет назад
SO MUCH LOVE FOR HER!! she is sooo fucking funny
@jamesonholbrook3969
@jamesonholbrook3969 4 месяца назад
The aggressive screaming “LOOK AT MY BREAST” sends me every time 😂😂😂
@williamjamesayers7719
@williamjamesayers7719 5 лет назад
I love the 'seven dwarfs' she mentioned, but she gave eight dwarf 'description.' Leslie Jones is a god damn riot of a comedian. I love her. LOL.
@raphaellavelasquez8144
@raphaellavelasquez8144 5 лет назад
That actually helped my perspective on relationships.
@innotech001
@innotech001 9 лет назад
She's really funny!
@aishlingdelay8355
@aishlingdelay8355 8 лет назад
I love her shirt- anyone know where she got her shirt??? And she's funny as hell :D
@beeleg
@beeleg 5 лет назад
Aishling Delay I think it’s RedBubble, it looks like their style cut.
@ericeralube757
@ericeralube757 3 года назад
I can't stop crying from this!!!
@ingridjames9570
@ingridjames9570 3 года назад
L.J helps me get thru this COVID BS. Love her!!!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thedaniplanet
@thedaniplanet 3 года назад
The collective silence as we all try to remember if we blocked out the memory of OUR creepy uncle/family friend
@garybuechel8133
@garybuechel8133 3 года назад
I love when they break character.
@casketsharp
@casketsharp 6 лет назад
Speaking FACTZ💯
@BxCortez2050
@BxCortez2050 4 года назад
I'm laughing 🤣 and scared to death at the same time
@sharonwright1631
@sharonwright1631 6 лет назад
Leslie is one of my favorite comedians stay real and you will always be relevant
@soonermimi53
@soonermimi53 3 года назад
Their chemistry is so good! It’s so funny! It’s my favorite part!
@arnimasingh7373
@arnimasingh7373 7 лет назад
Is this like a replacement for the Stefon-Seth sketches? But gotta admit, this woman is growing on me!
@FortunateKidd
@FortunateKidd 3 года назад
She took most of this from her old stand up and I’m sooooooo happy she brought it back. The “hairy ass” punchline kills on stage too
@tippytoes22
@tippytoes22 6 лет назад
I love Leslie, no one makes me laugh on SNL as much as she does.
@Maliceah
@Maliceah 5 лет назад
OMG this is why I love Leslie Jones. Truth!
@someshwari_debi
@someshwari_debi 6 месяцев назад
That weird Uncle part is so true and I guess is a Universal issue😂
@capimsi7
@capimsi7 5 лет назад
Brilliant and such honesty!! She's definitely got my attn now. Just the right amount of attitude w/o going overboard :D
@PositiveZ7
@PositiveZ7 3 года назад
Leslie this was done so well. lol You are so underrated. Miss you on SNL. You bring so much life and entertainment to all you do.
@ninaangelou9138
@ninaangelou9138 8 лет назад
wow this aired in the future
@graceandmarvellouswonders6249
@graceandmarvellouswonders6249 3 года назад
And you can even call me back tomorrow!! Lol 😂🤣 lost it!!
@bass3587
@bass3587 3 года назад
Man that was just too funny. Leslie Jones you are amazingly funny. Someone get this woman a shield!!
@lydialeecost2054
@lydialeecost2054 3 года назад
Leslie is hilarious 😂
@kylerumble
@kylerumble 3 года назад
My favourite part of this sketch, “We don’t know which one of the seven dwarves we’re bringing home.”
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