Weekend Update: Pete Davidson on Colin Jost, Michael Che - SNL 

It isn't for everyone because the silly contradictory stuff is kinda confusing. But he is still a funny dude though. Especially when he's in those skits.

Pete Davidson wrote this*

He has an old soul. I can totally picture a crotchety old poot doing this sketch in his place.

athews1976 crotchety old poot 😂 best phrase I’ve heard in ages

seems like ha has written this himself :D

🤣🤣😂😂🤣 I know you're doing the boss, how else you getting these jobs.

Lmao

@Alexandria Lewis No one sharp falls for that bullshit.

@@HisVirusness you’d be surprised lmaoo

@@demialli7079 Notice that I said, "sharp".

Cuz Pete doesn’t like it

@@anthonygrugnale7552 why?

oh my god, yes i LOVE it

I'm kinda down lowkey tho

It makes him look like a creepy man child.

@@dickridinhater7816 don't yuck my yum

I shaved my hair down to a crew cut, and while I do appreciate the convenience, a shaggy do is preferable. Gotta give cred.

THE TATTOOS PEAKING FROM HIS SLEEVES AN HIS MESSY HAIR UM YES PLEASE

Lookin like a whole ass *five course meal*

I really don’t understand how people think he’s hot. Dude is weird lookin.

Bradshaw Strell must be an "aura"/ vibe that he emits. Looks like lil' dude got life figured out.

Right !

I agree. Seems to have found the right drug cocktail. Good for him.

Squirrel Gray nah he just found out what illnesses he actually has and the right way to treat him

He got new teeth

Drugs.

The Grande Effect

its called "lazy"

DChamp it's called "holy shit Propecia really works"

More "lazy emo teenager" than "lazy average teenager"

Is that his hair?? It doesn't even look like it smh I think it's a hair piece from backstage.

DChamp i like him sober. Still funny and his facial expressions really make me laugh

Less Pete for me, he aint funny at all. This was horrible.

Diego That's not how you spell penis .

Rohypno tist 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Rohypno tist your homophobia is showing, put it away before you get arrested for indecent exposure

@@dickridinhater7816 he has a very dark sense of humour which isn’t for everyone. Keyword in your sentence was “for you”.

Lmao I love that you had to come back and edit this shit post. I mean, why bother?

btp248 It's a true post and it bothers me how ugly Pete really is regardless if you disagree with me, he's still very ugly and that'll never change.

Pete Davidson is also vewy vewy CUTE!

DICKRIDIN HATER you can talk when you start dating Ariana grande lmaoo

Sleepy She looks like a 11 year old...no exaggeration. He can have her but it doesn't change the fact that he is really ugly.

The contrast between these two comments just gave me whiplash

That's cause he's stoned

If his Crohn's sucks as much as mine can then I wouldn't blame him for being stoned. Although while just now looking on Google to make sure that he has Crohn's, I read that he "quit drugs and was sober" for the first time in years. I don't know what all he's including in "drugs" or even necessarily what his definition of sober may be though. I do know he looks a lot better than most people I know with Crohn's, including myself. :)

He admits to depression, mental instability, and substance abuse. You're a moron.

Parida Snapesnapesnape my brother pete I'm proud of em

Alex Kime actually tho

Alex Kime no

and hes actually funny which helps

The kid is ready coach

No...God no!!!! He's pathetic.

1000%

That would be so dope

Murad Diab No he definitely won't be lol

never say never, they let norm macdonald shit up the stage for a bit, anything is possible

The shit? Norm is one of the best. You take it back.

Madison Clayton this comment is so nice warmed my heart

🙌🏻💕💪🏻

He looks like a gremlin on heroin who's trying to be human but it's so obvious and he keeps smiling with the wrong set of dentures he ordered online shipped to him by Amazon

DICKRIDIN HATER your name tho 😂

looks like a young jagger

He "got new teeth!" :D

DICKRIDIN HATER he’s dating Ariana Grande thooo

luxyauti okayyyy we heard you the first 397 times( nah I'm just kidding, Pete Davidson will get far in life

He's cute.

Update: now there are two of them

Commenting to see if you still feel that way

@@Melmeltheclown always

paige caroline His hair piece don't even fit on his head lol I think he could of bought a better one if he wasn't clearly buying drugs based off the way he looks

DICKRIDIN HATER youre him arent you

He's literally identical to a skinned and starving raccoon on crack with a hair piece to me but hey whatever floats your boat.

DICKRIDIN HATER oooohhh..... Somebody's ugly in real life

He's lovely

@@dickridinhater7816 you're on every comment. do something with your life lmao

@@epichighslowsofhighschoolf3074 I have a life and I got time but I it doesn't change the fact that Pete is a hideous creature on camera and would definitely look even worse in person. He's just as gross as it gets.

No he doesn't . He hates any interaction with fans . You want to be an entertainer , appreciate the fact that people support you and your career .Check out some interviews and you'll hear him say how he looks down on "the public" .Sounds adorable .

He never made me laugh, it's probably because of his horrifically fucked up face and they spent hours in make up for him smfh what's the point??? nothing worked.

Dude you have a bigger hard on for Pete Davidson than anyone on this thread lol.

Rohypno tist he doesn't owe any interaction with his fans. There's a difference between having anxiety and not liking big crownds or talking to overexcited fans verse being an out right dick. Never got why people get offended when any star doesn't want to talk to a fan. His job is comedy not a fan group.

Omg😂😂😂

I’m suprised SNL hasn’t done a blues clues sketch. They have done a mixed pewee Herman/blues clues sketch

Nothing adorable about those birth marks around his eyes lol

DICKRIDIN HATER ok I've seen you comment something bad about Pete at least three times and all that hate is under positive comments, bro why are you upset?

Mikela Robinson His face...it's gross

DICKRIDIN HATER ok, thats your opinion and it's fine if you have one but don't go around thinking that everyone else cares , you're being really rude towards Pete.

DICKRIDIN HATER and you need to get a life instead of making fun of other peoples appearances.

Alyssa Madrigal He's more unattractive than attractive you reaching. He looks like he's missing a few chromosomes with a drug addiction maybe a heroin addiction and the fact that he has on make up right now is very frightening...imagine him with out it lol. He ugly as all hell.

He is fine!

DICKRIDIN HATER Are you gay? You are literally under ever comment worrying about this mans appearance. Women like him. Get over it.

@@clementine8397 i have the song ultraviolence stuck in my head rn this feels like a sign from god

queen lmao! It’s definitely a sign, glad to see a fellow Lana fan!

He needs a haircut

Ain't nothing to love about that dying corpse, he needs to see a doctor asap. He looks ridiculous on national television.

DICKRIDIN HATER you good? see you have replied to every nice comment about pete with your bullshit. need a hug?

katelyn Relax... I'm just being honest

DICKRIDIN HATER appropriate name.

TriComStorm new teeth like veneers?

They don't look natural tho its way too big for his face, It's looks like a hockey mouth guard lol he could probably chew through alot wood with those chompers

I think he looks good with the longer hair too, he looks more... mature in the face, more like his face grew into itself? He looks happier.

he said in another video these arent permanent. he knows they look fake and his actual set is coming in soon. the video is ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-HS9fcQfAeDc.html

he said in another video these arent permanent. he knows they look fake and his actual set is coming in soon. the video is ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-HS9fcQfAeDc.html

Right? I'm so proud of him and he's been such a joy to watch. He's really trying it.

Acton Treadway HELL YEAH

Jesus Christ!! What's so hot about a guy who resembles a meth head with an enormous set of fake teeth that he lost from doing meth and doesn't look natural in his mouth at all and he looks like he's about to die in less than 24 hour by how grey he looks. If that's considered hot then almost 90% of guys on earth look extremely attractive to you lol even Micheal che and he's fugly but the guy next to him is just the definition of gross.

DICKRIDIN HATER and Scarlett Johnson totally agrees about Colin Jost, i mean why would she date him if she didn't think he was the definition of gross

+Jazleny Sparkle since always!

DICKRIDIN HATER "Real women love healthy complexion", is that how it's going to be? There's a reason if we all like him, get over it damn...

Jazleny Sparkle even when pete looked like a corpse he was hot sooo

But so honest at the same time.

what does it mean ?