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WEIRD DM'S EP 3 - THIS ONE GETS DARK 

Noel Miller
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@loversspit
@loversspit 4 года назад
this ain't weird dm's nomo this is bullies reminiscing their memories
@Filbie
@Filbie 4 года назад
Right?? Thank you
@greentaigo2552
@greentaigo2552 4 года назад
Joba has spoken
@OMFGCloud99
@OMFGCloud99 4 года назад
thank u joba
@nug8188
@nug8188 4 года назад
But are there memories not weird?
@tothebatman
@tothebatman 4 года назад
Yes Joba
@CS-di1dt
@CS-di1dt 4 года назад
These ain't even funny anymore, they're just straight up crimes 💀
@boubusboy5039
@boubusboy5039 3 года назад
still snorting grandpa story was hilarious
@jemima1752
@jemima1752 4 года назад
Me: **pauses and reads all the screenshots Noel doesn’t want to read out loud**
@annaparkinson-shanley-whea9835
@annaparkinson-shanley-whea9835 4 года назад
Which I REGRET that last one was nasty as all hell I feel SICK
@muggz7752
@muggz7752 4 года назад
Same
@thewhisper4269
@thewhisper4269 4 года назад
THE CONDOM ONE
@spookyho5994
@spookyho5994 4 года назад
Jemima same
@notevan1569
@notevan1569 4 года назад
Bro I even replay it to get the full text
@loganstark7734
@loganstark7734 4 года назад
my mans said “the save the bees community” like bees are a goddamn fandom
@coscorrodrift
@coscorrodrift 4 года назад
I'm LGBTQSTB
@HappyLarry.
@HappyLarry. 4 года назад
He's just talking about the LGBeeT community
@cloufriedrich7938
@cloufriedrich7938 4 года назад
There is a movement to save bees like the actual bees from dying because apparently there aren't enough plants etc :)
@sora1498
@sora1498 4 года назад
they are
@smolbean3056
@smolbean3056 4 года назад
*Things are heating up in the anti-bees fandom*
@mayjay99
@mayjay99 4 года назад
"I can hear this fool" - *imitates him and ends up sounding like Cody*
@justincruz5720
@justincruz5720 4 года назад
I said the *exact* same thing.
@hayden_shonk536
@hayden_shonk536 3 года назад
your profile pic is gay
@farter3644
@farter3644 3 года назад
@@hayden_shonk536 may jay... more like gay jay .....yeah I'll leave
@Mark-gs5gj
@Mark-gs5gj 2 года назад
@@hayden_shonk536 okay Gayden
@queertherapy4919
@queertherapy4919 Год назад
@it's mee 3:01
@woahsammie4011
@woahsammie4011 4 года назад
“what if someone took a bite out of ur house” gingerbread men: 😦
@RecardoGuillermo
@RecardoGuillermo 4 года назад
The only funny comment here all the others are just stupid quotes or “I lITeRaLlY sPaT oUt My CoFfEe”
@honeycomb937
@honeycomb937 4 года назад
@@RecardoGuillermo haha, i literally just spat out my coffee
@RecardoGuillermo
@RecardoGuillermo 4 года назад
eva 😡
@puppyrave
@puppyrave 4 года назад
LOL i literally drank my coffee and laughed at the jokes after finishing my morning beverage
@RecardoGuillermo
@RecardoGuillermo 4 года назад
greenbattleship 🤬🤬
@allyc9821
@allyc9821 4 года назад
he said “hOt sIsTeR cHeCk ✌️😜”
@skunk5805
@skunk5805 4 года назад
Bruh I read this comment in the exact moment he said it
@lilybohn3170
@lilybohn3170 4 года назад
HADES same
@Lucy-gz8ew
@Lucy-gz8ew 4 года назад
HADES tremendous
@zain1132
@zain1132 4 года назад
Pretty sure some tiktokers must have already made that
@crispy9542
@crispy9542 4 года назад
@@skunk5805 first time?
@skyyannn
@skyyannn 4 года назад
The people sending these dm's are straight up going to Hell omfg these are horrible things to do
@luker1ng
@luker1ng 4 года назад
Seriously though
@jamelmacon1130
@jamelmacon1130 4 года назад
square
@quibiit
@quibiit 4 года назад
most of these gotta be made up or at least exaggerated. (especially the dog and vagina one)
@madelynesmith9036
@madelynesmith9036 4 года назад
The asshole who basically violated those twins literally makes me sick dude
@mason_yt444
@mason_yt444 4 года назад
Madelyne Smith same, that was just straight evil for no reason
@penelopeclaire539
@penelopeclaire539 4 года назад
That entire first story is one of the most evil things I've ever heard. Both the brother and the sister were super violated. That sucks so much dude
@jadalidakroub288
@jadalidakroub288 4 года назад
I have to admit I did laugh because of what the people said at the end but when I really thought about it I was actually as upset as you are it’s a true violation
@picklejuice6699
@picklejuice6699 4 года назад
Ikr I felt so shitty after hearing that and even more so because I laughed
@Alex-pq2fv
@Alex-pq2fv 3 года назад
You NEVER pass around nudes someone sends you. You don't even show that shit to your friends. If the person sending them wanted your friends to see, they would've sent the nudes to your friends too. First guy is a complete piece of shit
@penelopeclaire539
@penelopeclaire539 3 года назад
@@Alex-pq2fv Thank you! I felt like the only person to notice how fucked up it was enough to point it out
@shaquilleoatmeall
@shaquilleoatmeall 2 года назад
Alex Roeszler this. So many girls get bullied into sending nudes or manipulated into thinking they can trust the other person and just get violated. Ik it happens to guys too but it’s just so common for girls and it’s more common for a guy to just send a nude willingly than a girl. And girls are the ones that get violated the most.
@mobarton9808
@mobarton9808 4 года назад
as someone with a twin brother, i feel bad for the “one homegirl” too
@HappyLarry.
@HappyLarry. 4 года назад
The fact they were seeing it as a joke is probably what made me the most uncomfortable.
@shay1330
@shay1330 4 года назад
probably underage too which makes it child porn
@kittykatkitten1075
@kittykatkitten1075 3 года назад
@@shay1330 also a form of incest like, god damn. evil
@pattipooh
@pattipooh 3 года назад
@@kittykatkitten1075 yeah that shit mustve been soooo disturbing for that kid i felt so bad
@boiwatdahell
@boiwatdahell 4 года назад
Noel mimicked the “Patrick Shwavy” guy to sound just like Cody Ko
@audreyallbritton222
@audreyallbritton222 4 года назад
respect
@liza0606
@liza0606 4 года назад
who is patrick shwavy
@tiredzei
@tiredzei 4 года назад
aye who's tryna get patrick shwavyyy ahahaha
@mayjay99
@mayjay99 4 года назад
my exact though lmfaoo
@bdor2746
@bdor2746 4 года назад
3:02
@kashhaliwell
@kashhaliwell 4 года назад
“those are my areolas”
@everg14
@everg14 4 года назад
Kash Haliwell areola *
@kashhaliwell
@kashhaliwell 4 года назад
everg14 thanks
@chevic4481
@chevic4481 4 года назад
Noel calling a bag of human shit a "literal hot lunch" sent me to the 5th layer of hell instantaneously
@Dani-wi1tb
@Dani-wi1tb 4 года назад
Broo I was so triggered by that
@caesthoffe
@caesthoffe 4 года назад
public school gang
@lj2k755
@lj2k755 4 года назад
This isn't even weird DMs. This is just bullies anonymous
@chocolate104495
@chocolate104495 4 года назад
LJ2K 99 love my man Noel, but goddamn this rep of his fanbase is straight cringe.
@jahnaviraman5411
@jahnaviraman5411 4 года назад
Richael Zhang lmaooo ikr
@H.E.M.
@H.E.M. 4 года назад
I pray these are fake because I legit hate all of you.
@hi6575
@hi6575 4 года назад
The one that pissed me off the most was the one where they peed on people’s gloves and boots because they liked Yu-Gi-Oh (no pun intended)
@madi5286
@madi5286 3 года назад
And some girls that need to contact the fbi and give an anonymous tip lol
@collinf4826
@collinf4826 4 года назад
Gotta love how Noel doesn’t blur the ones he doesn’t read, so we can read them. A true man of the people
@basedandcumpilled5523
@basedandcumpilled5523 4 года назад
“You’re a bad person and I hope your future wife sees this” Noel 2019
@elle9414
@elle9414 4 года назад
how the hell this get 4.1K likes, your just quoting the video without any commentary or anything
@basedandcumpilled5523
@basedandcumpilled5523 4 года назад
フクロウ holy shit i didn’t even notice
@crispy9542
@crispy9542 4 года назад
@@elle9414 holy shit youre right this happens with every video comments section where someone just quotes a funny thing without adding on to it
@Emu19
@Emu19 4 года назад
@@elle9414 yeah no that happens a lot XDD People like the video so they see the comment and just like. I do the same thing but I stopped caring about it cus literally everyone does it XD Apparently you didn't read the comments on Rewind 2019 XDDD
@prodsol-xi7fo
@prodsol-xi7fo 4 года назад
Jerome Malik Favorite part, also good job on 10k likes
@maddyw9226
@maddyw9226 4 года назад
“I’m not a lawyer, I’m just a guy on the internet” Noel Miller 2019
@giisellegaalvan1996
@giisellegaalvan1996 4 года назад
@MB 5 dollar therapist*
@JC-bo6fn
@JC-bo6fn 4 года назад
Thats why i love you@ Noel miller lol
@jader1549
@jader1549 4 года назад
aint that a fall out boy song?
@giisellegaalvan1996
@giisellegaalvan1996 4 года назад
@MB why you clowning me bro?? you were correcting people too 😒🙄
@maria_____.
@maria_____. 4 года назад
he's our $5 therapist
@nbow51
@nbow51 4 года назад
Report the stalker and get him fired! If he has anything like pictures of you or anything on campus tell the dean at your college, they can search him legally if it’s in campus property. Also keep track of how many times you encounter him I’m talking date time and location. Security guards generally are supposed to patrol a specific area of campus if he’s running into you in places he’s not supposed to be patrolling then that’s more proof against him and that’s proof that can generally be backed by campus cameras which means it won’t be circumstantial. Another tip when dealing with a stalker is don’t respond or give him attention in any way. Stalkers have a warped view of how things are. If you yell at a stalker to leave you alone or you get angry they get agitated if you try to talk to them kindly and ask them to leave they get attached more or think you’re somehow playing hard to get. Any response from you positive or negative will feed the delusion, so don’t confront him and make sure the school handles it with care as to not make you a target, these people can easily end up becoming violent, so the school absolutely cannot mention that you’ve brought it to their attention. They need to be the ones who ‘discovered’ what he’s doing to you. The best thing you can do is keep your distance record your encounters and report him, and make sure they keep your involvement hidden from him. Like they can’t even tell him a student brought it to their attention. If you want more information about people like this, there’s a great book named “The Gift of Fear” it teaches you how to trust your intuition and touches heavily on stalkers and people who are irrationally obsessed with others.
@lisamariejo.7011
@lisamariejo.7011 4 года назад
Yeah, the girl definitely shouldn't have to leave her college, that is so fucked up. Plus if he has followed her before, who says he wouldn't do it again? Your advice is really helpful.
@tiredzei
@tiredzei 4 года назад
Hope she sees this
@rango9445
@rango9445 4 года назад
Damn. That’s a lot of words for my little lizard brain, but I agree 100 percent
@iindierokkers
@iindierokkers 4 года назад
that story is obviously fake lmao she says the guy went to middle school with her but also says he somehow became a police officer and left the profession to become a security guard all before they reached 21
@michaelrutherford8587
@michaelrutherford8587 4 года назад
@@iindierokkers that's not really that hard... The time it takes to complete police academy is about 21 weeks. Assuming he went to police academy at 18 that gives him plenty of time to quit and become a security guard.
@sydneysmall5315
@sydneysmall5315 4 года назад
Noel isn’t the “five dollar therapist” we deserve he’s the five dollar therapist that we need so we can see how messed up y’all actually are
@jrosewater
@jrosewater 4 года назад
Half of these are "oh Noooo man that's so embarrassing hahA we all been there" and half of these are like "...bro I hope the statue of limitations had expired on that, cos you have just describe a crime."
@sarawawa8984
@sarawawa8984 4 года назад
People out here are just too quick to pee on things.
@larainelaraine
@larainelaraine 4 года назад
Y r ther no komens?
@stoneddykeblues
@stoneddykeblues 4 года назад
Their bad omens
@KevinLuper99
@KevinLuper99 4 месяца назад
Consent is key-
@jeremycruzgarza
@jeremycruzgarza 4 года назад
“Your husband tries to dip out on you, with some other bi...other chick” lol 16:14
@fivecentimeters
@fivecentimeters 4 года назад
Jerry Garza the DUB IM LOSING IT
@suviowens6799
@suviowens6799 4 года назад
Jerry Garza HE ALWAYS DOES THAT LMAO
@karouhogan4267
@karouhogan4267 4 года назад
Jerry Garza lollll
@Lara-fu4yw
@Lara-fu4yw 4 года назад
I really dmd Noel my deepest secret and he didn’t even open it. I’m looking like an absolute clown right about now.
@nickcaines7666
@nickcaines7666 4 года назад
Just say it here
@samiksha3223
@samiksha3223 4 года назад
Say it here we're all the same anyway
@koog4108
@koog4108 4 года назад
same
@cashen7384
@cashen7384 4 года назад
hahahahahahaha
@sadcie9140
@sadcie9140 4 года назад
Tell us we’re here
@McGriddey
@McGriddey 4 года назад
Noel is just Cody with seasoning. Like a spicier type beat
@akselbentsen3683
@akselbentsen3683 4 года назад
Cody is Calgary mayonnaise and Noel is chick fil a sauce
@reaganb6013
@reaganb6013 4 года назад
you didn't have to do him like that 😭
@A_Random_Rat
@A_Random_Rat 4 года назад
Cody is chicken nuggets, and noel is spicy nuggets
@lioreubm677
@lioreubm677 3 года назад
Cody is just canadian lmfao
@mollydeutschman9075
@mollydeutschman9075 4 года назад
That girl should get a restraining order if the security guard is really stalking her.. so scary if it’s true
@callahardy8639
@callahardy8639 4 года назад
A restraining order usually requires proof for them being a danger. An investigation would have to be opened to prove he’s stalking her before a restraining order could be put in place. It’d be safer to bring concern to the dean of the college to monitor the situation and work to get him fired/apprehended
@luxuscarnage4828
@luxuscarnage4828 4 года назад
@@callahardy8639 Not to mention a restraining order isn't a magical barrier. Getting a permanent order is rather difficult anyway. She could get a criminal trespass,which is easier, but again there is no promise that person will stay away.
@caoimhebrawn
@caoimhebrawn 4 года назад
that first one tho, they actually violated the girl
@rishaa682
@rishaa682 4 года назад
yup.
@MsJerrySparkle
@MsJerrySparkle 4 года назад
yeah theres nothing to laugh at
@vnla7153
@vnla7153 4 года назад
So horrible
@pentopage7572
@pentopage7572 4 года назад
That girl obvs trusted them and they abused that trust....disgusting
@Thawah
@Thawah 4 года назад
Good point. I was focused solely on the brother being victimized. I didn't even think of how they literally showed her naked fucking body to her own brother and tricked him into...yeah. Horrible.
@BrittneeBabes
@BrittneeBabes 4 года назад
Is Noel finally starting to get stable with his content ☕🐸
@tomcruisemiddleteeth
@tomcruisemiddleteeth 4 года назад
we sippin that oolong sis
@kyrstenmarie
@kyrstenmarie 4 года назад
Brittnee Willis YAY
@dodie3412
@dodie3412 4 года назад
probably not
@andrea-ee7bb
@andrea-ee7bb 4 года назад
don't even jinx it bro
@shadybeashooketh1911
@shadybeashooketh1911 4 года назад
@Tim Evans 🤣🤣
@esperanzamartinez4546
@esperanzamartinez4546 4 года назад
“He should’ve known off rip those are my areolas”
@nicolie_olie_oh
@nicolie_olie_oh 4 года назад
“A literal hot lunch.” I lost it.
@Arsenal347
@Arsenal347 4 года назад
U bad
@herb_rolls
@herb_rolls 4 года назад
Not gonna even mention how sharing another person's nudes without consent is illegal
@Badusername2000
@Badusername2000 4 года назад
i mean, if they were underaged it was illegal regardless, but no one cares, you narc
@trashfire7474
@trashfire7474 4 года назад
Plot twist it was consensual
@Styruse
@Styruse 4 года назад
@@Badusername2000 Why was the brother a "sick piece of shit"? I think I missed something. Isn't it actually kinda shitty to do trick someone like that?
@eneco3965
@eneco3965 4 года назад
@@Styruse It's just degenerates projecting. Nobody should pay attention to them.
@Styruse
@Styruse 4 года назад
@@eneco3965 I hate when people act like such brain parasite glue sniffers. God, the hypocrisy is real. Damn
@camwu1712
@camwu1712 4 года назад
Real quick calculation for the party thing: - average human produces about 5 lbs of ashes - average amount of “cocaine” used per person is about 1.5 grams when at a party - 5 lbs = 2268 grams = over 1500 people needed to completely run out, based on those numbers
@kendallb6174
@kendallb6174 4 года назад
Cam Wu thank you for your service
@jalenborne4261
@jalenborne4261 4 года назад
That's a lot of art students
@jacobgould8562
@jacobgould8562 4 года назад
1.5 grams per person Jesus Christ who are you partying with
@melaniem7972
@melaniem7972 4 года назад
Ur great
@nadiakeaton5680
@nadiakeaton5680 4 года назад
bruh.
@Carols989
@Carols989 4 года назад
weird DM's 1: hey yo noel you philipino?? weird DM's 5: HEY WASSUP LEMME TELL YOU HOW I KILLED A DUDE
@bonesnatcher
@bonesnatcher 4 года назад
"As a five dollar therapist" Noel you should raise your rates fam
@alexfiltsos3833
@alexfiltsos3833 4 года назад
that girl shouldn’t have to leave her school, that guy should get fired for harassing people that he’s supposed to make feel safe
@jahnaviraman5411
@jahnaviraman5411 4 года назад
agreed
@mctheplaywright
@mctheplaywright 4 года назад
agreed, but in the short term while trying to go through the process to get that guy fired I would personally get the fuck out for a bit. I would not want to be on campus with him there while actively trying to get him fired. So, I see where Noel is coming from.
@HappyLarry.
@HappyLarry. 4 года назад
He's saying it more like in a horror movie when they go "get out of the house", as in "get away from the threat as quickly as possible". It's not saying she should leave the school because of him, it's that he thinks (rightfully so) she is most unsafe where he has a position of power in her location. Like if I was her I'd leave for a bit to try and get a restraining order or organise something with the school so he isn't allowed on campus.
@Nushi1098
@Nushi1098 4 года назад
“Not even a room of art students could snort an entire skeleton” -Noel Miller 2019 We getting some great quotes from this episode 😂😂
@basithph8958
@basithph8958 4 года назад
Noel: *I bring DRY Content* Also Noel: *I don’t want to do DRY Content*
@domenicaroha3669
@domenicaroha3669 4 года назад
“When i was 7 i used to let my dog lick... *when gon stop it right there* “
@lucynordin3395
@lucynordin3395 4 года назад
why is it not addressed that cocaine is white, and human ashes are grey?
@brittneyklein2699
@brittneyklein2699 4 года назад
lucy nordin human ashes are not always grey, alkaline hydrology makes them snow white and it is a fairly common form of cremation now!
@katec4754
@katec4754 4 года назад
i’ve seen black / grey cocaine before , it’s grot but it exists
@angelobarros3499
@angelobarros3499 4 года назад
@@katec4754 HOW, LITERALLY HOW I used to know some yellowish cocaine, because of impurity, but how does one make black cocaine or grey cocaine. 5% purity? 20% purity? Get yo lying ass outta here
@anna_banana414
@anna_banana414 3 года назад
they’re 21 year old art students. give them the pass on this one 😭
@nevergoingtouseth100
@nevergoingtouseth100 4 года назад
The worst part of the fry story is that it could be basically any of us who ate that fry. WE’D NEVER KNOW!
@devonkelly44
@devonkelly44 4 года назад
Corn omfg true!!! 🤯
@lorenzouria8849
@lorenzouria8849 4 года назад
Corn nice
@racheldiaz2590
@racheldiaz2590 4 года назад
AHHHH
@saffronic3026
@saffronic3026 4 года назад
It would be soggy, and probably taste and smell bad, probably, I don’t know luckily I’m allergic to most fries
@lz4241
@lz4241 3 года назад
This is why I never trust anybody. Cause like in anything imagine like I make a friend & then they invite me over & bring out a knife & kill me like you never know. What if I go to McDonald’s & I get a drink, the person who gave me the drink dipped their balls in there how am I gonna know??? You can never know which is why you shouldn’t trust anybody 😀🔫
@emmasherwood5356
@emmasherwood5356 4 года назад
Noel is definitely giving off Mr. Struggle vibes in this video
@joequinlivan2668
@joequinlivan2668 4 года назад
The intensifying banjo at the family tree part killed me
@dez-ly7qk
@dez-ly7qk 4 года назад
life goal is to be featured in one of these vids
@isbakernation
@isbakernation 4 года назад
d e z same but I don’t have any fxcked up stories to tell
@dez-ly7qk
@dez-ly7qk 4 года назад
isbakernation our time will come soon 😔🤝
@Guapo_Oppai
@Guapo_Oppai 4 года назад
isbakernation Just tell a made up one like half of these people probably did
@dez-ly7qk
@dez-ly7qk 4 года назад
E-bae u might be on to sumthin 👀
@minitthunderstick4853
@minitthunderstick4853 4 года назад
d e z just shit in someone’s coffee and boom, you’re in the video
@hippiegirl113
@hippiegirl113 4 года назад
Why does Noel sound like Cody whenever he acts out the scenes 😂
@sorencolfax381
@sorencolfax381 4 года назад
Noel do you ever get confused when you hear “noel” in Christmas music
@marianne6108
@marianne6108 4 года назад
Lmao I'm french and Christmas in french is "Noël" which always makes me laugh. That's a great name tho
@bennah777
@bennah777 4 года назад
Wait wait wait...she leave college instead of him losing his job? Lmao
@khadijah.b4332
@khadijah.b4332 4 года назад
Jennah Green i guess it would be kinda hard for her to prove what he’s doing. It sucks but that’s how so many stalkers get away with it.
@rosiedispensa6697
@rosiedispensa6697 4 года назад
Yup! Totally complain about our shitty system still but do it with an alias as you’re moving away 🤷🏻‍♀️😂 I moved two hours away to get away from a stalker and then also warned another girl he had told me he was following, it’s been two years and I still look over my shoulder
@wewuzkangzansheit3835
@wewuzkangzansheit3835 4 года назад
@Tim Evans lol she's already said too much to get away with murder.
4 года назад
Jennah Green even if he lost his job he’d still be in the area and know her classes and maybe even where she stays she should really get out of the area lol the guy might not even do anything that warrants arrest until it’s too late and she’s cut up and put in the shadow box with newspaper clippings
@Windrammer
@Windrammer 4 года назад
Even if he gets fired she’s still not safe there
@cherryvalance9927
@cherryvalance9927 4 года назад
coochie fries b hitting different tho
@pinkyyyASMR
@pinkyyyASMR 4 года назад
cherry valance STOP IT😂😂
@christafontenot9833
@christafontenot9833 4 года назад
YOU BETTER STOP IT
@jennaavw
@jennaavw 4 года назад
shout out to noel for shutting down that misogynist hard
@camthelambbb5577
@camthelambbb5577 4 года назад
shoutout to everyone pausing the S and A part only to be disappointed
@houssamtfh655
@houssamtfh655 4 года назад
Pov: Imagine you walking down the street with your Dookie in a bag like a hot lunch
@ahq5213
@ahq5213 3 года назад
yummy
@dolph3578
@dolph3578 4 года назад
The Cocaine Cadaver Math Problem: 1g/person (approaching possible overdose levels) Cadavers weigh 4-6 lbs Lbs-Oz (64-96oz) Oz-Grams 1814g-2722g 1814+2722/2=2268g You would need roughly 2268 drug ridden art students to properly finish an averaged sized cadavers remains.
@theGLOSSqueen
@theGLOSSqueen 4 года назад
yeah so no one snorted ash lmao it's grey in color so they'd know. but 1 g a person would not kill you. maybe if you've never done it and you're like 12? but i've gone patrick schwavy & gone through an 8 ball with my friend. and even in that STATE, i would be able to tell if someone gave me a line of ash. i've heard of people playing pranks and like crushing up tylenol telling people its blow. which is a little more understandable. but when you snort something, it drips down the throat so you can taste and smell it inside you. i feel like if you snorted human ash, you'd be throwing up violently and go to the hospital.
@dolph3578
@dolph3578 4 года назад
@@theGLOSSqueen lol what is the point of your comment. who said anything about anything being real
@theGLOSSqueen
@theGLOSSqueen 4 года назад
@@dolph3578 oh sorry i read your comment as showing how ridiculous that story is but theres not really a point to any comment i write past midnight
@KOmyself
@KOmyself 4 года назад
JY A. oh yeah you were crazy tired at midnight that your brain couldn’t work
@Eliormarques
@Eliormarques 4 года назад
Thank you
@ians6674
@ians6674 4 года назад
Patrick Shwavy 1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born.
@alixboo333
@alixboo333 4 года назад
Ian S so everyday of my life..huh GUESS IM PATRICK SHWAVYYY
@Kerrviii
@Kerrviii 4 года назад
Calm down Juan. Not the time or place!
@davis5767
@davis5767 4 года назад
“i’m already 5 deep, and i’m like, do i need to keep going” -Noel miller
@lynnwinters5387
@lynnwinters5387 4 года назад
Peebody over here really thinkin he wasn’t the weird one for pissing everywhere but the toilet like a dog
@jahnaviraman5411
@jahnaviraman5411 4 года назад
Lynn Winters LMAOOO
@mayan2793
@mayan2793 4 года назад
"Those are MY areolas!"
@pilirojas8852
@pilirojas8852 4 года назад
the used condom one is literally the grossest thing i have ever read, thank you for this noel.
@AdamentalityWorld
@AdamentalityWorld 4 года назад
“One time in 3rd grade I covered my whole class in poo then I had to wash them off by peeing on them...” will be in the next video from an unnamed psychopath
@thenoelmiller
@thenoelmiller 4 года назад
Lmfao dude i'm crying.
@AdamentalityWorld
@AdamentalityWorld 4 года назад
Noel Miller another comedy gem, buddy 🤟🏻🤟🏻
@keenansallings8888
@keenansallings8888 4 года назад
This series is the next “that’s cringe”
@jasminegenereux4505
@jasminegenereux4505 4 года назад
I love you so much Noel and I can’t wait to see you in February with Cody! But I just wanted to make a comment coming from a women’s perspective regarding the college stalker. The whole mentality of telling women that they need to change the situations they are in because of the men that are around them is a little hard to hear. Socially we tend to blame women when something bad happens to them. And I know this is not the vibes that you were portraying. I just wish that we started talking about how men need to be MORE ACCOUNTABLE for their actions and need to be held accountable rather than telling women they need to change the situations they are in to stay safe. Good ass video tho
@WhutADrag
@WhutADrag 4 года назад
Yeah, especially since he had already followed her before when she'd gone from one school to another. (I believe it was transitioning from highschool into college, can't remember and I can't find the timestamp.) So clearly, "moving schools" isn't gonna work, especially since she likely /paid/ to go there, so she shouldn't have to throw her money out the window on the Very Slight chance that the dude will give up on her (Because he Won't). It's not as easy as "oh just move schools dude", coming from someone who left an abusive relationship and Still has my ex hunting me down, it's NEVER as easy as just running away. Especially from an obsessive stalker. Even if you go as far as changing your entire identity, it's not fool-proof. The victim should never be held accountable for their stalker.
@ninabrown7353
@ninabrown7353 4 года назад
Preach
@tinman7618
@tinman7618 3 года назад
Yeah im late but quitting college cuz of some dude is a bad idea i fell a restraining order is needed instead
@dollstylist041poll3
@dollstylist041poll3 4 года назад
_"Takes at least 30 or 40 people to snort down an entire corpse"_ Noel Miller 2019
@klt5756
@klt5756 4 года назад
"patrick shwavy"
@Xelimations
@Xelimations 4 года назад
Last time I was this early, my parents still loved eachother
@isabellawhalley9406
@isabellawhalley9406 4 года назад
Anne Creations bruh☠️
@l0teresa
@l0teresa 4 года назад
so you've never been early?
@salmasuuu
@salmasuuu 4 года назад
o-okay?
@lolo.s3199
@lolo.s3199 4 года назад
*insert "Jeff, dont laugh" video*
@Henry.Vernon
@Henry.Vernon 4 года назад
“I’m not into this rinse repeat bullshit” *has 11 episodes of Love Island*
@charliharris4003
@charliharris4003 4 года назад
And it’s not rinse repeat
@Henry.Vernon
@Henry.Vernon 4 года назад
Guys I’m just roasting him. Love Island is fucking awesome
@dubstepgirl28
@dubstepgirl28 4 года назад
14:48 “somebody do the math on that” Well, since you asked.. Average mass in a line of coke: 62mg Average mass of a cremated person: 5lbs Change both to grams: .0625g and 2268g Since we are trying to find x number of cocaine lines for every one cremated person, we divide: 2268/.0625 = 36,288 lines of cocaine How many people would it take, if each one snorted 8 lines, for example, to snort through a cremated person? 36,288 total lines of cocaine available 8 lines per person Divide: 36,288/8 = 4,536 people I have no idea if I’m right, but if I am, Noel’s guess of 30-40 people is hella wrong.
@malikaangel8063
@malikaangel8063 4 года назад
girl that’s being stalked should not have to leave her college to make a stalker happy. she should report it but if she feels as though she isn’t safe to do so then you shouldn’t blame her.
@ninabrown7353
@ninabrown7353 4 года назад
Amen
@Dupstan
@Dupstan 4 года назад
She should but I'd rather leave then get killed
@ArtisticallySpoken
@ArtisticallySpoken 3 года назад
"I'd rather leave than get killed" leaving obviously isn't going to stop the dude. He's been obsessing over her since they were in school together, and changed jobs to be near her. He'd probably follow her again.
@anna-yn9nj
@anna-yn9nj 4 года назад
the 7 dislikes are the twin brother who got catfished and all his fake accounts
@crispy9542
@crispy9542 4 года назад
and his 116 collective stans at the time of typing this
@inhle1688
@inhle1688 4 года назад
anna rachel bruh, but really how tf did he not know it was his own titties
@MathiasGreenwalde
@MathiasGreenwalde 4 года назад
"I dont think a whole room of art students could snort an entire skeleton" -Noel 2019
@boiwatdahell
@boiwatdahell 4 года назад
The 19 dislikes are the random ppl who don’t like the word “play” on noels t shirt
@vic_cresss
@vic_cresss 4 года назад
Mo Phill Nah they don’t like the mini fake plant in the background
@boiwatdahell
@boiwatdahell 4 года назад
Victoria xo dang u right, we got some fake photosynthesis haters out here
@maryhursen7222
@maryhursen7222 4 года назад
Best part of these is watching him slowly smiling at his own jokes the closer he gets to the punchline
@kstew22
@kstew22 4 года назад
“That’s the crazy part, because i don’t have to do anything” 💀💀💀
@JbonezPunkRock
@JbonezPunkRock 4 года назад
Aye bruh, your shirt says play but all I see you playing with is my heart
@lily919
@lily919 4 года назад
it says play dead 😔
@JbonezPunkRock
@JbonezPunkRock 4 года назад
@@lily919 that's even worse 😔
@thewinchester8996
@thewinchester8996 4 года назад
This man really out here looking like a combo pizza
@kr0ll3x
@kr0ll3x 4 года назад
This is just noel acting like he didnt already read them
@jr2090
@jr2090 4 года назад
Kr0ll3x Gaming yeah no shit how else would he have prepared the video
@kr0ll3x
@kr0ll3x 4 года назад
@@jr2090 it still funny how he manages to give a genuine and real reaction lol
@angieemm
@angieemm 4 года назад
@@jr2090 Assistant. He's big enough now where he doesn't have to pick this stuff out himself. (not necessarily a bad thing...)
@kr0ll3x
@kr0ll3x 4 года назад
@@angieemm He said that he took screenshots of them, so no. no assistant
@kr0ll3x
@kr0ll3x 4 года назад
@@angieemm And those are his dms
@strawberrycreamchz
@strawberrycreamchz 4 года назад
my friend legitimately thought that cerebral palsy was a type of dog.
@Alexis-zs2xp
@Alexis-zs2xp 4 года назад
“Is this ep13 of euphoria” had me 💀
@Jasminekuwonu
@Jasminekuwonu 3 года назад
I read this as he said it 💀
@mai_hu_1530
@mai_hu_1530 4 года назад
Noel looking especially ethnically ambiguous today :)
@thesixfootsixexperience8781
@thesixfootsixexperience8781 4 года назад
DM: “you gotta react to the guy who makes recipes outta...” Noel: Aight imma head out
@kseniyalukiy511
@kseniyalukiy511 4 года назад
I love how he still displays the whole DM for us to read when he stops.
@meredithcobain8053
@meredithcobain8053 4 года назад
When that guy ate the bees my first thought was “oh no he’s gonna get stung, his throat will close up and he’s gonna die!” and immediately after that I thought “oh well guess that’s what we call winning the Darwin award I guess”. So congrats, Noel’s dms have turned me into a misanthrope.
@رزيئة
@رزيئة Год назад
That guy is nicado avocado (or however it's spelled), really crazy dude with a food addiction
@peymcc3279
@peymcc3279 4 года назад
noel: this ain't even that bad noel 2.7 seconds later: i take it back 😳🤲🤭🥺😵
@cheri618
@cheri618 4 года назад
these dms made me realize how gross and borderline evil humans are.
@pillsburydoughh7491
@pillsburydoughh7491 4 года назад
I just love how this dude totally has those cool uncle/cousin vibes goin on. Like, it's so wholesome and just sweet that he seems like a completely genuine guy. Ily dude, keep doin what ur doin and keep up that chill vibe as always.
@zaynbabway9157
@zaynbabway9157 4 года назад
1:52 "its crazy he didn't recognize coz they're twins right" YALL I CANT BREATHE NOEL REALLY WILDIN
@siddhantchalana6112
@siddhantchalana6112 4 года назад
Nobody: .. Noel: I take it back.
@reeseneedsanap8989
@reeseneedsanap8989 4 года назад
Nobody: Me: * pauses every story to read it before he disses it *
@serinamikaylavlogs
@serinamikaylavlogs 4 года назад
3:03 why is this a perfect Cody impression???
@b09ledesmajosebenedictoa.7
@b09ledesmajosebenedictoa.7 4 года назад
"You're a bad person and I hope your future wife sees this" - Noel Miller 2019
@MyLovebug96
@MyLovebug96 4 года назад
If that girl does get cut up and put in a shoe box I hope that clip of Noel is in her Netflix documentary
@sonjajerome2616
@sonjajerome2616 4 года назад
Side note why is there already one dislike smh.
@averytruffelmen6230
@averytruffelmen6230 4 года назад
okay, but 90% of these are fake flexes and demonstrably immoral.
@grey6031
@grey6031 4 года назад
pausing and reading the ones you wouldnt read has ruined my morning.
@manichannah
@manichannah 4 года назад
“I’m Patrick Shwavy, I’m chillin right now!”
@rayres1074
@rayres1074 3 года назад
For all the folks worried about the chick with the obsessive sick stalker, on Weird DMs 4 Noel says he contacted the girl and she will be getting legal protection and restraining order, so that's at least a little bit better.
@katie-yb3te
@katie-yb3te 4 года назад
my friend once shit in her cat's litter box when she was a kid and her mom cleaned it up but none of her family know it was her to this day.
@a.r5457
@a.r5457 4 года назад
Yoooo, the uncircumcised DM had me dying 💀💀💀
@trinitydezire3507
@trinitydezire3507 4 года назад
“look i’m not a lawyer right? i’m just a guy on the internet”
@rxxrcousin
@rxxrcousin 4 года назад
Maybe the dude should get fired for stalking her instead of her having to leaver her college campus and uproot her life because of some unstable man.
@mctheplaywright
@mctheplaywright 4 года назад
agreed, but in the short term while trying to go through the process to get that guy fired or arrested I would personally get the fuck out for a bit. I would not want to be on campus with him there while actively trying to get him fired. So, I see where Noel is coming from.
@ninabrown7353
@ninabrown7353 4 года назад
Amen. Love you Noel, but we don't stan victim blaming
@thatoneguy285
@thatoneguy285 4 года назад
Nina Brown people like you who get offended at Noel’s and Cody’s joke are the reason their jokes are getting watered down and the podcast isn’t the same
@HumeAnn
@HumeAnn 3 года назад
@@ninabrown7353 he wasn't victim blaming, gtfo
@monke980
@monke980 3 года назад
@@ninabrown7353 You think Noel was making some serious suggestion to her with that? no, he was making a joke out of his suprised reaction, it isn't victim blaming, this terms get whipped out too soon all the time now.
@shannonmarie8850
@shannonmarie8850 4 года назад
Patrick Shwavy pat-rick sh-wav-ee Adjective When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born. “Kyle was so patrick shwavyed at the party”
@krissybee123
@krissybee123 4 года назад
ok but there's no way the one with the art students snorting someone's ashes can be true. cocaine and ashes aren't even close to being the same color.
@summers9052
@summers9052 4 года назад
and also coke sorta tastes a little like gasoline? like the drip has a very distinct taste. unless they’d never done coke before, they would definitely know
@ObeyLucifer
@ObeyLucifer 2 года назад
I'm not even going to ask why you know what coke tastes like 🤨
@tropico5590
@tropico5590 2 года назад
@@ObeyLucifer because not everyone on the internet is a 12 year old, people using coke is not uncommon at all
@ObeyLucifer
@ObeyLucifer 2 года назад
@@tropico5590 ok
@basicscorpio
@basicscorpio 4 года назад
Someone needs to cut the part where he says "hot sister check" and use it on Tiktok to start a trend.
@skylarstratmann6745
@skylarstratmann6745 4 года назад
the fact that hot dad check already exists 😔
@rachel6346
@rachel6346 4 года назад
that’s weird tho lol
@indracharlene3675
@indracharlene3675 4 года назад
Already exists bruv
@horizon5417
@horizon5417 4 года назад
Can’t wait to see how weird things get this time
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