or, if you would really love to die of alcohol poisoning, take a shot every time noel says anything referencing incest of any kind throughout this series
Noel: “Not all incest is southern” Also Noel: “Now MaryBeth if you don’t ride your cousins bull right now I’ll never let you go to another rodeo town fair again!”
I’m from Moscow, Russia, and even here literally the only dude who dated his cousin I know personally is from the south part of the country😭 what sun does to these mfs
He's not wrong tho there's a lot of people out here w immigrant parents judging people in the Midwest not knowing their parents from the same family tree lol
See, I think about 70 to 80 percent of Noel's audience is totally normal and either well-adjusted or at least can fake it. But when you ask for crazy stories, that 30 to 20 percent of weirdos get their chance to shine. Noel has over two million subscribers, of course there are a few thousand that are insane/sociopathic/traumatized.
honestly i hate it because when these people get validated even by through humor and get their time to shine, it boosts their ego. and its just a reminder to them that there's no consequences. its a typical thing about sociopaths/narcissists etc. any attention is good attention. i liked the other stories though, not that 2nd one 😕
I'm not from Southern US I promise but there are studies that show your third cousin is that genetic sweet spot for reproduction where it's not too closely related to where it causes genetic deformities, but also not too distantly related to where there may be compatability issues which affect fertility in the couple
Noel, you posted this at the perfect time. I woke up to a nest of wasps flooding into my room and onto my bed, I had to get up and run out before I got stung and now I’m downstairs post panic attack, your video is helping me through this bullshit, so thank you
Noel assuming his audience is normal when someone in the comments just survived a wasp attack and the first thing they did after that was watch this video
(this is not a joke) tomorrow I am starting a year long rehab program (for alcoholism) where i’m gonna be basically disconnected from the world. tonight is the last night i will have internet until June 2023, and i am being dead ass honest when i say that you uploading this video made me feel so much better lol. i missed the weird DMs series and this is such perfect timing to bring it back. anyways i’ll stop being emotional and shit now edit: wow thank you to everyone who has wished me good luck, that really means a lot to me
I'm so sorry for that first lady, like that must be traumatic and absolutely fucking disgusting and the rest of the family letting that happen like that means he was looking at her for YEARS and they ignore that fact like mhm okay wow
as an arab ty for acknowledging other cultures encourage cousin fucking, there's ALOT of cousin fucking happening here. i rejected two of my cousins and my mom told me I'm an ugly bitsh anyway and they'll find someone better but we ran out of unmarried female cousins so ig not lmfao. anyway I APPRECIATE THE NEGATIVE REPRESENTATION + I'm an incest child MYSELF and I can't undo this and it haunts me sometimes.
Also surely your family would have genetic defects if your family has been engaging in incest for multiple generations?? I’m so sorry if that’s the case 💀
Speaking of the cousin stereotype; it's actually quite surprising which states allow you to marry your cousins and which won't. It's not the ones you would expect tbh.
Yea, plus what is also weird is the fact that having a kid with a first cousin doesn't really increase the risk of the kid having any defects. It is really only your siblings that it would be a problem. BUT that does not make it normal or okay
nahhh i know that's harsh but teachers who cannot carry themselves properly in tough situations as a TEACHER, are not good teachers. I'd know, some of mine made me cry on purpose lol
The absurdity of the family claiming that the poster made it weird. Like, nah, the third cousin making sexual comments about her is what “made it weird”. cousin thing aside, The family has now reinforced in that man’s mind that he was in the right for making sexual comments unprompted, with no prior inclination from the recipient that it would be fine for him to do so. That shit is gonna get him in trouble outside of his ass-backwards family.
I actually CAN believe the "Axe body spray sauna almost killed the woman" story, teenagers are ruthless, especially if the teacher is ""annoying"".... I would never be a teacher Lol
As a severely asthmatic teacher, this was a very scary story. Thank God I'm getting out and going to grad school for something else! also btw I'm not mean
Had a teacher in high school who was from Iran (I think) and had ptsd. Anyway some of the kids didn’t like that she was strict and had an accent so they would always joke about bringing balloons into class and popping them to set off a panic attack??? Fucking evil She was really nice too, just didn’t like slackers. She would throw once a semester “physics day” parties and bring us baklava… There were other teachers that were genuinely racist/cruel/etc but of course those kids loved them because they would turn a blind eye. God I’m glad I’m out of high school
Yeah, that's why I put the "annoying" in parentheses cuz I've been a teenager, and I know how a lot of teens have no maturity in school. They would think a teacher was "bad" when they were simply doing their job. I know the original post said the teacher was homophobic, I still think it was a pretty shitty thing to do it, regardless..... That should be dealt in a civil way lol - **edit- just to clarify, I'm not defending homophobia, I was just saying that it's very believable how far teens/people can go** that was my point.
Y’know, you’d think people that got away with attempted murder would be smart enough to not tell the story, in a self incriminating way no less, to a RU-vidr. For what even? Validation?
The cousin thing actually happened to me too!!! I went out to get lunch with my mom and my aunt and my cousin. This dude proceeded to grab my leg under the table and caress what he could reach of my leg. Then my mom went to my aunt's hair salon and took me with her (she was my ride bc I didn't have my car with me). I had to listen to my cousin tell me how I'd grown up nice and how he always knew I'd grow up to be attractive. Fvcking disgusting. Anyways, he then asked me if I wanted to "continue the conversation" in the backseat of his car. When I said "no" (and I had made it clear that I was uncomfortable) he asked if he could take me out for dinner sometime. Keep in mind I had just turned 18 and he knew this. He had previously (while we were eating lunch) asked if I was seeing anyone, to which my mom quickly replied "no, she's single actually!" (I had just suffered a breakup to which my ex had cheated on me with his mom, a story for another time). Anyways, I left the salon with my mom shortly after and I had gotten a text from him later that night and he said "hey I had fun with you tonight, we should go out sometime ;)" and I replied "I'm sorry but I'm not interested in you. Plus, you're my cousin and that's disgusting." The next morning my mom came up to me and got mad because I had "made him cry" and "hurt his feelings". My mom isn't white, southern, or anything like that, so it expected better from her. Anyways, my mom grounded me for that and my cousin blocked me on everything.
Yo what kind of awful shit did you do in a past life to end up in all these crazy ass scenarios Do I even wanna ask what that situation with your ex was
To the cousin story I would like to add that yes cousin marraiges happen alot in different cultures. I'm a Pakistani and though there are no cousin marraiges in my family because both sets of my grandparents were VERY against it idk why 😭 it does happen a lot. A lil example of how normalised it is :- A few months ago my cousin proposed to his gf and then they hosted this HUGE engagement ceremony and of course we were invited to, so I took 2 days off from school to attend it. The function was just of one day but it was out of city and plus i just wanted to hang out with my cousins (we're close but not that type of close yknow) so i attended the ceremony (looked absolutely slay) and then 2 days later when I came back to school I was greeted by an un happy biology teacher because I missed 2 very important practicals. 4 students were absent but she excused all of them and not me because I'm smart and should make better choices (?) She asked why i was absent so i told her i had to attend my cousins engagement AND THIS WOMAN LOOKS ME STRAIGHT INTO MY EYES AND GOES *WERE YOU GETTING ENGAGED TO THE COUSIN* ???????????????? I WAS LIKE NO. SO THIS WOMAN SAYS "then you don't have a good enough excuse" ?? I'M 14. and it's not even like a trend to get engaged super early the area im from so it was so unexpected. But being a teacher's pet i would like to add that she apologized to me later and said she just didn't want me to miss any important work. I was like okay i crave academic validation so I'll let you say whatever you want to me as long as you give me em As.
I re read this and realized i made little grammatical errors so sorry, i am too lazy to edit. Also I'm just a lil 14 year old girl who has English as her 4th language so deal with it first worlders 💗
The story where they almost killed the teacher with asthma reminded me of when I was bullied in middle school and the girls found out I was asthmatic and certain perfumes really set it off. So they would spray perfume directly in my face in class to trigger an attack. Eventually the school nurse asked me what was going on bc I had like 3-4 attacks in one week which isn’t normal. The girls got in trouble but definitely not enough for trying to make me stop breathing bc they didn’t like me 🤡 anyway if you do this to someone you suck doesn’t matter if the victim is an asshole it can legitimately kill someone
I'm actually really pissed about that one. They almost took someone's life because they disagreed with her. Her _life,_ ffs. Good God, what is wrong with these people?? Glad you got out of that situation. I hope the girls get what's coming to them for being that cruel to you.
@@lmao3737 I mean I do in fact live in Ohio and I’ve never seen no swamp! I have seen some, ponds, bogs, and otherwise pretty mossy bodies of water but idk if I would call them swamps. Lol what do I know though tbh
Noel just performed at the comedy club I work at and him and him and his team were absolutely amazing ! Bought the staff at the club cookies and donut and KILLED the shows and created such good energy, MUCH LOVE !!!!
the cousin story reminds me of the original Sailor Moon series. this was back in the 90s and they had a lesbian couple in the series. however, when it came to the English dub they were made to be cousins. I remember being a kid and always feeling so weird on how CLOSE the "cousins" were
sorry for leaving two comments but embalming fluid does smell almost sweet and very fresh. i worked at a funeral home and was going to take up an embalming apprenticeship while i went to school for funeral directing and so i know a little bit about embalming (never went through with either btw, just got to sit in on embalmings for fun during work and then quit)
I was just binge watching weird dms and now you're uploading a new episode?? The universe knows what I want. Now it should just help me out of debt, depression and addiction. So much for a well adjusted audience btw :')
My grandparents are like fourth cousins… they figured it out at the wedding when their grandma’s put it together. It was too late tho because she was already pregnant😶
I know it seems like these videos are fun and a good time… But sometimes they come to you at really dark times in your life. Yesterday morning I found my boyfriend dead, seizures and passed away during the night. Laugh even in my sadness is very healing. I love Noel, Cody, and so many others that can help us laugh even in our darkest times. Thanks for doing what you do!
Lol Canadians not knowing the Midwest and the South are two different regions To be fair I doubt most Americans know where different Canadian provinces are
one time i was staying at my best friend’s house & i laughed so hard i peed on her couch & to this day i’ve never told her or her family & they still have that couch. i sat there trying to act normal for over an hour as my pissed dried below me. the next morning i faked sick & called my mom to come pick me up because i felt so bad about it. i plan on taking this to my grave.
Noel has been such an amazingly positive influence for me over the past few years💙 I don’t know why I’m having this revelation suddenly. But seriously, thanks for being here man😵💫
My grandpa died in March 2020 and at his viewing only close family was allowed because of the pandemic. We were all gathered around the casket and someone said something about the ciggies they put in his shirt pocket to be buried with. That was when I realized that not only had they buried him with the thing that killed him (lung cancer) but they had a callback to his earlier years of raging alcoholism. His kids (my mom and uncle) decided they wanted the funeral home to SUPERGLUE a Michelob Ultra into his hand. Sometimes I think about him rotting in his casket with that Michelob.
my family did the same w my aunt - she unfortunately died of MS but she was a HEAVY smoker and that couldn’t have helped her MS and they buried her w her fav pack of cigs too. literally insane. they also buried her w diet coke, another thing she was addicted to. families are truly insane but yours is definitely worse considering that he was raging alcoholic
Crazy how uni does that to you isn't it? I used to be top 10th percentile in my country got into uni and now I'm just unable to do any more than the bare minimum
Noel you should do a video about crazy discoveries that your viewers’ families find out from doing like a 23&me dna test, both sides of my family have had bombshells dropped because my mom and dad took these tests and found lost siblings and half siblings
Two sets of cousins in family dated for YEARS openly. One set had children. Whom are actually successful... no 5th toes or anything. Ps: one was my mother. And she loved letting my friends "who she hung w as well" that this was the case. ** PROPS TO MY FRIENDS. LOST NONE. Probably bc i knew, thought, was sick everyday about it. I do NOT find any of this shit ok. (But dont ask the children if we do,EVER MOM!. Ugh She also cheated on another bf to get her cousin back later in life. As a preteen i was made to hide it!!!!
Were they first cousins or second or third etc? I guess depending on how distantly related they are and as long as they don’t inbreed for multiple generations there is a chance the kids would end up normal?? Still absolutely not an excuse to risk it tho 💀
@@FirstnameLastname-zq8oy The chance of complications is essentially non-existent in third cousins, and incredibly low in second cousins(who are 4 and 5 generations removed respectively). A third cousin is nearly a biological stranger
for the most of middle eastern family the rule is the girls are by default are engaged to their cousins .this is from the old nomadic lifestyle because there is no marriage candidate except the cousins
Technically 3rd cousin relationships aren't that bad seeing as you only share 0.8% of your DNA with them compared to the 12.5% you share with your first cousin. But that doesn't make it any less weird and Sweet Home Alabama is still relevant in this case.
