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Weird Memes
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@redwitch12
@redwitch12 Год назад
"It is the dry world that is the enemy" As someone who lives in the American Southwest, can 100% confirm. "Releasing a roomba into the Greek forums" is the kind of thing a tabletop gamer (alignment: chaotic WTF) would want to do with a time machine and I approve of it. I need to cultivate an "emergency markiplier" feature for my dreams, some of my nightmares would have been infinitely less traumatic if that happened.
@brostoptyping5956
@brostoptyping5956 Год назад
Huh
@nickkohlmann
@nickkohlmann Год назад
Yes
@PakoDriver
@PakoDriver Год назад
Greeks be like when you release the roomba: bro whats that? what is life?
@thealchemist7843
@thealchemist7843 Год назад
"I need to cultivate an "emergency markiplier"" lmao
@draconiquist
@draconiquist Год назад
I... Did you just speak in algorithm?
@milanmariageorge4205
@milanmariageorge4205 Год назад
VaazkL has the most chillest voice i have ever heard. He just reads memes,yet he has more expressions than most ytbers
@somerandompolarbear487
@somerandompolarbear487 Год назад
15:23
@pk_BS
@pk_BS Год назад
Fr bro like he makes the memes funnier
@Packing_Fire
@Packing_Fire Год назад
@@pk_BS ...THATS MY JOB....ILL GET TO 2k FIRST!....maybe
@milanmariageorge4205
@milanmariageorge4205 Год назад
@@somerandompolarbear487 lol
@pk_BS
@pk_BS Год назад
@@Packing_Fire I’ll sub good luck bro
@maxaslagolis
@maxaslagolis Год назад
Man, that chick is right. She does look like a dead movie wife. Its hilariously accurate
@Newanimator-n4g
@Newanimator-n4g Год назад
Yes.
@foxbuns
@foxbuns Год назад
but it is *such an unhinged thing to aspire to be* 🥴
@thientuongnguyen2564
@thientuongnguyen2564 7 месяцев назад
@@foxbuns Then you remember, Tim Burton made a movie about a literal dead wife.
@Rusty_Spy
@Rusty_Spy Год назад
"Hooters is like the American version of a maid cafe" At last I truly see
@infiniteplanes5775
@infiniteplanes5775 Год назад
Except Hooters came first. Maid cafes could thus be called a Japanese version of Hooters
@leroyspeelt
@leroyspeelt 11 месяцев назад
I mean both is good
@thientuongnguyen2564
@thientuongnguyen2564 7 месяцев назад
@@leroyspeelt Both need to step up their games with "Femboy Hooters" or "Trap Maid Cafe".
@SacredRat
@SacredRat Год назад
"My clowns are about to lay eggs" It's been 20 minutes, and I'm still laughing
@NoIdeaMyMan
@NoIdeaMyMan Год назад
That sister is a savage
@deontaeavila3514
@deontaeavila3514 Год назад
Arousing
@-ZionTheFox-
@-ZionTheFox- Год назад
She's training for what's she's gonna do to her siblings
@saai4life
@saai4life Год назад
timestamp 😉?
@Noballsbro
@Noballsbro Год назад
My balls are a savage
@Skeptal
@Skeptal Год назад
​@@saai4life 9:77
@Gooseman3513
@Gooseman3513 Год назад
14:57 imagine being the doctor and hearing your patient say "oh my god that weiner dog was right"💀
@reharm_reality
@reharm_reality Год назад
Ngl some of the biblical gender things sound badass. I'd gladly be referred to as "snake language translator" or "forbidden fruit eater".
@chelseasheehan9227
@chelseasheehan9227 Год назад
I mean technically that second one applies to both. Eve just ate it first.
@Mon3yMan08
@Mon3yMan08 Год назад
Rip the mom seeing the toys in the middle of the night 💀
@pk_BS
@pk_BS Год назад
😂🤌🤌
@cory_and_co
@cory_and_co Год назад
3:53 Sid was considered a villain only because the toys were sentient and only by the toys, well and his sister but that's how brothers are 12:21 no, I am drinking Dr. Pepper. 17:34 even when not using a door bell, calling it anything other than Ding Dong Ditch is a crime
@poplee6478
@poplee6478 Год назад
Completely agree Made me smile, go through some deep thoughts, almost laugh, and then feel satisfied by the end. 10/10 comment.
@Williamatics
@Williamatics Год назад
Doorbell ditch
@GeraltofRivia22
@GeraltofRivia22 Год назад
The guy from Ratatouille is the villain because he tried to cheat the MC out of his inheritance.
@leroyspeelt
@leroyspeelt 11 месяцев назад
How would he know the toys are sentient
@cory_and_co
@cory_and_co 11 месяцев назад
@@leroyspeelt exactly, he was only considered a villain by the toys, and we only considered him a villain because we knew the toys were sentient
@YourRichFriend1829
@YourRichFriend1829 Год назад
5:05 if Corgis are just expensive potatoes, then it’s not weird if I cut them up and eat them like fries.
@pk_BS
@pk_BS Год назад
We’re not in china This is a joke calm guys calm
@DeluluIsNotTheSelulu
@DeluluIsNotTheSelulu Год назад
NO
@gr4n737
@gr4n737 Год назад
3:45 I like how they say Sid from toy story is just "exorcising creativity" and "innovating" as if he wasn't making saw traps and recreating torture scenes from World War 2 with barbie dolls
@saphirestorm7952
@saphirestorm7952 Год назад
Seems like a normal thing for a kid
@gr4n737
@gr4n737 Год назад
@@saphirestorm7952 Did you have loving parents as a kid or did you have unrestricted access to the internet
@saphirestorm7952
@saphirestorm7952 Год назад
@@gr4n737 Both, loving parents who knew I literally only ever played video games anyway
@KeilaBevins
@KeilaBevins Год назад
Trueee 😂 That kid was disturbed. And also, brushing their villainy off as regular things ruins the perspective. To living toys, he’s a psycho murderer, and to a bee, that guy was also a psycho murderer. Like it’s all about perspective, man. Lol
@Kjf365
@Kjf365 Год назад
Usually, the more messed up things kids do unprompted, the more messed up they'll turn out to be when they grow up. If you notice your kid playing "find the American spy" with their toys, maybe it's time to have a talk.
@ItsBrownie42
@ItsBrownie42 Год назад
"before and after bk" "You put them in the wrong order" "I am going to rearrange your cellular state to a f'ing cabbage you insect" was my absolute favorite
@Minalkra
@Minalkra Год назад
5:30 Wat. I NEED more information, I cannot continue to function until this .... wtf ever is explained to me.
@y2k_nom
@y2k_nom Год назад
There’s no one who can make twitter posts funnier than VaazkL
@pk_BS
@pk_BS Год назад
Exactly
@destroyer99612
@destroyer99612 Год назад
No trying to be a nerd but other would be better But true statement
@Soumya_108
@Soumya_108 Год назад
5:44 okay you told not to so I won't say any but I will say one thing when people are younger it will get stuck in zipper one time, after that never ( they will learn ). and it hurts .... very much
@KeilaBevins
@KeilaBevins Год назад
The fact that landlord would be landlady, not ladylord 🤣
@coreyswain3024
@coreyswain3024 Год назад
I had a dream I was in an ocean of orange soda… It was a fantasy
@redwitch12
@redwitch12 Год назад
I sea what you did there. ...we can both show ourselves out now
@ragdoll1036
@ragdoll1036 Год назад
Fanta-sea..........🫤👍💯
@stevenhickory5143
@stevenhickory5143 Год назад
When you realize the video would have been 58 minutes and 35 seconds long if he didn’t lose that 20 minutes of recording. Edit: I did the calculation off by a long shot it’s actually 38 minutes and 35 seconds long. (Thanks Squish 🏳️‍🌈 rights)
@bytethebitch
@bytethebitch Год назад
W- that's- it's 18m so it would be 38?
@stevenhickory5143
@stevenhickory5143 Год назад
@@bytethebitch shoot you’re right. My bad I honestly forgot what I was doing.
@MirageZephyr
@MirageZephyr Год назад
bro willed the video to extension 💀
@jakobbarger1260
@jakobbarger1260 Год назад
15:02 "Pretty sure my clowns are about to lay eggs" The horror movie I didn't know I needed
@Quertus
@Quertus Год назад
1:43 I ate Pizza and CHOKED (no, not on the ballsack, to confirm).
@ted-opps
@ted-opps Год назад
i always hashafashasha on my food, im just starvin my ass off and cant resist 😂
@redwitch12
@redwitch12 Год назад
I never knew how much I needed a proper onomatopoeia for "the noise you make when your food is too hot", but now I have it and I'm so happy
@user-ft3jq5vi2l
@user-ft3jq5vi2l Год назад
15:07 remember to milk them or they'll explode (for anyosne realllllly weirded out, google SCP-2912)
@reharm_reality
@reharm_reality Год назад
Who tf gave this poor mom 50 mgs as a sleep aid lmao
@thedeck-buildingdemon8293
@thedeck-buildingdemon8293 Год назад
Alternatively, Sid was committing human rights violations to sapient beings (unknowingly), Ken attempted to kill a sapient being and the bee messiah, and the chef was ruining reputations for profit, denied an heir their inheritance, and tried to murder a sapient being
@PlaxPenguin1
@PlaxPenguin1 Год назад
17:20 it’s ding dong ditch
@alfonce3251
@alfonce3251 Год назад
3:32 bro just got a pc and hes already being bullied just for being happy
@Apollo-the-chaotic-gremlin
@Apollo-the-chaotic-gremlin Год назад
I've always called it ding dong ditching what the hack is wrong with Scottish and English people? (17:34)
@oleksandrbyelyenko435
@oleksandrbyelyenko435 Год назад
17:41 superhero we needed but didn't deserve
@Voidrift4991
@Voidrift4991 Год назад
3:36 he's onto something...
@Pelle_Dead_Ohlin
@Pelle_Dead_Ohlin Год назад
The thing about putting teeth under the pillow is metal as fuck
@KeilaBevins
@KeilaBevins Год назад
Im telling you, Australia and Texas are pretty similar 💁‍♀
@aboi6145
@aboi6145 Год назад
0:46 Atlantic Become Fish
@qy9MC
@qy9MC Год назад
4:29 Now that goes straight to my to do list.
@Animallover24678
@Animallover24678 Год назад
I love the parts where he just gives up on reading it
@Madz_e
@Madz_e Год назад
meatball
@TugiDeg
@TugiDeg Год назад
12:33 what watching TikTok ONCE does to a mf
@SmellenBellen
@SmellenBellen Год назад
17:28 it’s fucking ding dong ditch (it literally auto corrected the words to be dont gone Dutch)
@SmartyPoohBear
@SmartyPoohBear Год назад
Damn, "griefcase" is a good one.
@Casuality7070
@Casuality7070 Год назад
VaazkL is the type of guy that absolutely nobody can hate, it's like Daily Dose of Internet!
@FlamingBlaz3
@FlamingBlaz3 Год назад
the one about the ostrich made me think of cassowaries cooler looking more dangerous and yes you guessed it Australian versions
@StrikEagle1379
@StrikEagle1379 Год назад
6:03 I think its to prevent blood clots or smt
@callmecharlie4250
@callmecharlie4250 Год назад
woah, woah, woah, that 'chef that just wanted a rat out of his kitchen' was going to sell gusteau's legacy to make money off of cheap frozen dinners with no respect for him or cooking.
@laughingcatlolyt8251
@laughingcatlolyt8251 Год назад
16:46 if wookies have a 400 year life span, then Han Solo is basically like Chewbacca's third dog.
@BUDDl
@BUDDl Год назад
wait, when Mr. Peanut sexually relieves himself, does he produce peanut butter? DO WE MAKE SANDWICHES OUT OF NUT FLUID?
@BUDDl
@BUDDl Год назад
if I keep thinking about this, I'm gonna act like I have a nut allergy.
@TitularHeroine
@TitularHeroine Год назад
Do you prefer creamy or crunchy?
@ccedev
@ccedev Год назад
​​@@TitularHeroine 💀 enough
@BUDDl
@BUDDl Год назад
@@TitularHeroine creamy all the way homie also who the hell eats crunchy peanut butter, just eat peanuts bro
@f0rdf0cus329
@f0rdf0cus329 Год назад
17:32 If you call it ANYTHING but Ding Dong Ditch you are not making it to heaven
@nerdyman7190
@nerdyman7190 Год назад
17:32 That is literally Ding Dong Ditching
@saladsquid1
@saladsquid1 Год назад
In my dreams I sometimes have this ability to just pause the dream, and it opens the Minecraft pause menu, and I can press Save and Quit to wake up
@Offwhite1945
@Offwhite1945 Год назад
Throwback to when this video was called "Insane Memes"
@kobiehusky8455
@kobiehusky8455 Год назад
i dont know how to explain this but vaazkl sounds like hes speaking in all lowercase
@keagaming9837
@keagaming9837 Год назад
3:07 Oh that is a good meme. I can definitely see how that might be true.
@Tornado2409
@Tornado2409 Год назад
11:57 The reason why Mario is happy with Bowser karting with him is be because he's a properly chill guy. Peach is mine, btw
@ConstantChaos1
@ConstantChaos1 Год назад
Well and when he's racing he isn't stealing his wife
@Tornado2409
@Tornado2409 Год назад
@Constant Chaos exactly Also, they're not married
@ConstantChaos1
@ConstantChaos1 Год назад
@Tornado ok, I don't care enough to change it lol
@packman7074
@packman7074 Год назад
4:22 There is no real reason for the alphabet to have an order anyways so you can just change it yourself and say it that way to yourself as well as teaching others this way too.
@blainreed5400
@blainreed5400 2 месяца назад
9:30 nah we tried hot dogs and marshmallows too, they just turned into the depths of hell so we gave up
@selenium9479
@selenium9479 Год назад
About the first one. Judging by name, the girl's Russian, in Russia gathering sometimes called "silent hunting".
@ohladthekewlkid1467
@ohladthekewlkid1467 Год назад
Always a good day when VaazkL uploads
@Tghtate
@Tghtate Год назад
doesn't he upload daily? 😭😭
@ohladthekewlkid1467
@ohladthekewlkid1467 Год назад
@@Tghtate i mean it always a good part of the day when i see that VaazkL uploads
@Tghtate
@Tghtate Год назад
@@ohladthekewlkid1467 ye lol
@saschawiemann5293
@saschawiemann5293 Год назад
7:20 fun fact hooters was first a maid cafe is the japanese version of hooters
@jonathanbranum8976
@jonathanbranum8976 Год назад
pee vs poo Public Bathrooms--Hallelujah! about F'n! time! ;p
@rusty_coat_hanger
@rusty_coat_hanger Год назад
13:10 bro I’m literally doing this right now wtf
@JengaCube
@JengaCube Год назад
Bro gets simultaneously happy and sad when eating bacon
@autiebleSam
@autiebleSam Год назад
The loud, high-pitch screeches come before the flashes of darkness. It's called someone crashed into a telephone pole.
@nemonomen3340
@nemonomen3340 11 месяцев назад
Anyone else hear about the gay penguins stealing eggs from the lesbian penguins and think: "Ok, but what if it's just dad's turn to daycare?". It's not like two females just fertilized a bunch of eggs on their own.
@aer0a
@aer0a Год назад
1:35 There should be two bathrooms and one of them should be closed until the other one is closed
@VelociraptorAnimations
@VelociraptorAnimations Год назад
6:43 the dad reminds me of the guy in the Dolmio adverts.
@TugiDeg
@TugiDeg Год назад
2:29 Breaking (bad) news, man feels smart for knowing a 2nd-4th grade term.
@YaBoiKuma
@YaBoiKuma 5 месяцев назад
9:33 we badically do, caloric information is found by exploding food and calculating the difference in force
@white_out
@white_out Год назад
My favourite part is when he breaks character lol 😂
@colekam6443
@colekam6443 Год назад
14:10 when I see its raining I picture worms in the blitzkrieg coming out to like "what's that sound, oh shit sky flood bombs go back down, damn it we can't the water is keeping us from going down and forcing the rest of us out RUN" I may be schizophrenic not because of this but other reasons like the voices telling me to write this message.
@enfixu5833
@enfixu5833 Год назад
People are really creative with their comments on the internet
@Tobi-hs9pt
@Tobi-hs9pt Год назад
I confidently, as a Australian believe i could out drink the 68 million people in the UK that outdrinked the 330 million Americans head to head, head to head.
@Lumpkinella._.
@Lumpkinella._. Год назад
8:21 he’s the bald guy
@geraldjose1124
@geraldjose1124 Год назад
15:26 He's breaking the fourth wall
@anepidios12
@anepidios12 Год назад
0:07 shit had me rolling 😂. My stomach hurts now...
@anasbinshahed
@anasbinshahed Год назад
Fellas! Am i gay for loving his chuckles and smiles?
@ZSXOFFICIAL
@ZSXOFFICIAL Год назад
i love eating carrots
@Banjadu
@Banjadu Год назад
0:33 why is this so relatable
@aeea3306
@aeea3306 Год назад
I don't have dreams anymore, is something wrong with me?
@YaBoiKuma
@YaBoiKuma 5 месяцев назад
With boxer briefs or without "appropriate" support, we do. U can try to choose, but when it slips , the result will depend on which one hangs lower. U generally wanna find a corner and stealth it real quick. I dont go commando so i wouldn't know. But i do have a buddy who did, so ye i guess
@alZiiHardstylez
@alZiiHardstylez Год назад
10:03 - The midwest though.
@lordxgaming330
@lordxgaming330 Год назад
i want an emergency markiplier
@n35h4.n
@n35h4.n Год назад
11:34 true true
@waterking74
@waterking74 10 месяцев назад
Did that first meme be like: *when being vegan is not giving u enough brain food it makes u forget the word "foraging"*
@leroyspeelt
@leroyspeelt 11 месяцев назад
15:47 who said i would be drinking it from the hands? Drink it straight from where its made 😉
@crocaintplayin
@crocaintplayin Год назад
Vaaklz I consider you insane
@2l84me8
@2l84me8 Год назад
If a person was deaf since birth, what is the language of their thoughts?
@Senseirizz
@Senseirizz Год назад
Time to download this and watch it on school
@notfru1ty
@notfru1ty Год назад
the fact with the person who said "stars? no- breathing holes" has a dazai pfp makes complete sense to me
@ravenlorans
@ravenlorans Год назад
3:05 Be My Wife but Alive Please...
@derpboi42
@derpboi42 Год назад
1:38 is it possible to learn this power?
@Matt-mg6nu
@Matt-mg6nu Год назад
"All hail the cyberfish!!"
@ldg479
@ldg479 Год назад
17:34 we call that ding dong ditching
@jonquilgemstone
@jonquilgemstone Год назад
Wait, but why DID they give Chewbacca that LEGO dumptruck though? 🤣
@bIankcanvas
@bIankcanvas Год назад
NOT THE CROTH FRUIT!!!!🤣🤣🤣
@Mexicanben334
@Mexicanben334 Год назад
8:53 is so true My dad:turn off the lights turn on the fan and ac now get me a chair
@snowbelltheicewing66
@snowbelltheicewing66 Год назад
17:30 idk about other countries but in canada it's "ding dong ditching"
@monsterjambrony
@monsterjambrony Год назад
I feel like a Scottish accent, is like the country version of a British accent.
@leroyspeelt
@leroyspeelt 11 месяцев назад
5:40 this is the female version of "does it squirt or do you cream"
@kyalloo
@kyalloo Год назад
15:00 option 1: forced his wife to piss option 2: hes transgender
@Local_user
@Local_user Год назад
How’s your rib? Just wanted to know everything’s good
@elagnithgin
@elagnithgin Год назад
17:20 I live in australia and i call it knock and run but i've heard americans say ding dong ditch
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