Weird new Astrologer class 

Or the vampire class.

Don't underestimate someone who picking flower. You probably must read the stronger Florist manwha about Alicia who was strongers player on New world game with Florist class.

​@@darellmawitjereshilling your favorite manhwa I can respect that

Rowan should’ve gone with the herbalist 😂

@@Vedhon yup. It was one of my favorite manwha it also comedy in sometimes

Rowan rocks every outfit he wears. He is a model after all 😉

If only that wasn't the best thing about the class😂😂😂😂

​@@jamesvan2201probably a cosmetic class that cost MTX too lol.

Capes *are* awesome 😂

Desperately needs a fancy hat to go with it

This idea made me chuckle 😂 loved it

lol

Don't give me ideas...

Delayed and telegraphed attacks would make for a great celestial planets/colossal class or enemies. Would make perfect sense for an Astrologer that depends on planets, stars, the heavens, or moons to do there magic. Also it would also make sense for an Astrologer to have it be a certain time or event to use certain abilities.

​@@hexretro8112 "I'm sorry, Ben. I can't use moonbeam while Saturn is in retrograde."

@@hexretro8112 Precipice of Darkness 3 had the Apocalypt class. You'd cast a prophecy that would arrive in X turns, then in the meantime you could keep stacking additional prophecies on top of it, then when the time comes all your predicted effects would be applied at the same time. Really cool class concept, I've never seen anything similar

No that would be the astronomer class, the astrology class would mumble something about the sun giving off positive vibes for your social situation. +1 to charm

* random magic bullshit go! *

@@VivaLaDirtLeague Viva la Misfits! :D

I actually really love the idea of a class that, depending on the position of the sun, stars, and planets, they get access to a different set of spells and bonuses. Like when he said "a plague is coming" they could get poison and necrotic spells. During the night they get bonuses to certain checks, like the stars could grant you strength or awareness of your surroundings, or even knowledge about the area of events that took place there. They would have advanced navigation skills as well. They could focus their spells for increased range as well through their telescope. It could be like a mage cleric paladin mix, where they can call on the stars to do certain things. Idk how horoscopes work but imagine Sagittarius was in focus or something, what if they could call upon it to fire arrows at their targets, or with ares make people fight eachother. At very high levels maybe they could, a few times every full moon, change the position of the stars in the sky to make themselves get certain bonuses.

@@HelloThere.....it’s a cool concept, to be sure. But I haven’t known fantasy games to make any celestial events more significant than a moon phase. However… I could see logic behind an environmentalist mage, whose magic is based on the elements of the local environment. Edit: a number of replies have informed me of a geomancer from Final Fantasy that does what I described.

@@HelloThere..... Also, they get to predict the RNG. They can tell who will pass a will save.

must be similar to inspiration spell from bard, boost the chances of crit

10% atk spd and dodge chance for 10 sec casting time 8 sec cool down 30 seconds

Ngl, that got me LMAO

Who the hell cares what you want.

@@kraanz Damn bro, I hope life gets better for you.

Well, if the D&D5E Bard gets Vicious Mockery, why can't the Astrologer class allow their team mates the ability to cast such a spell?

@@kraanz classic capricorn

​@@WholesomeAbiding I hope it doesn't devolve into Cancer

Well, astrology is bent

🤣

The astrologer has the power of Rizz. Hey babe what’s your sign? Don’t tell me, I already know.

I dont know one guy that believes in Astronomy...

@@Lodrik18You mean astrology, astronomy is an actual sciences of celestial bodies.

@@danilanaumov4081 - The reason is that modern public astrology is incomplete and modern practitioners misunderstands its original works. It is generally not useful to the average person, but it is the measure of a type of precise cosmic programming that can guide the decisions of rulers and power brokers - basically, real astrology is only truly valuable to those who are already established.

​@@Lodrik18My roommate is into it, but he's the only dude I know that is, and he generally keeps it to himself.

CC's are usually top notch on VLDL videos, I always keep them turned on!

Yeah I noticed them in the past they are priceless. They are a league all their own. 😂.

Yeah, I love their CCs, I never watch without them.

Not having the CC in these videos is like missing a character. They are really part of the show.

Oh No! That means you'll have to go through all the VLDL archives & binge-watch *everything* with CC turned on! 😵‍💫

Even the CC agrees with you (0:29).

That's called "flourish"

You my friend, are an as old boy as I am ^^

Tuxedo Mask moment XD

@@Quizzicalotl old memes are best memes

Hi

The cape physics are out of this world

I concur my dear friend. That was an epic cape display

Little greg :>

He made a grand esCAPE too 😂

Need this!!

up

I cast Resurrection! **Pulls out defibrillator**

Mr. Torgue moment

I cast haste! *pulls out a bag of cocaine*

The Road to Eldorado reference?

@@scormern yes and i smiled brightly

I'm reminded many years ago when I played a bard (the first person ever to do so in our D&D group) with psionics - they weren't too thrilled.

"Oh, conversation with your grandmother's shade in a darkened room, the odd love potion or two, but comes a doubter, why, then it's the wrong day, the planets are not in line, the entrails are not favorable, 'we don't do tests'!" - Tyrian in _Dragonslayer_ (1981)

@@scormernindeed. Such a brilliant casting.

SO useful! If we can postpone the battle until 2 years, 3 months, 7 days, 14 hours, and 23 minutes from now!

they should definitely do that as a follow-up video

Columbus once used his astronom dualspec to trick the natives to give him all the supplies he needed. So yes it's OP and he got a multi kill and free bufffood.

until that time comes, at which point you use it to blind your enemies without them noticing!

Ummm you're wrong. We have a total solar eclipse next week in April 8.

Thank you for pointing it out, I had missed it. That was dope.

Bandit archer has multiple dope jumps! Shout out to the stunt team!

Where is Hamish when you need him

Ya just couldn't resist taking a shot at poor Hamish, could ya?? Hasn't he got enough problems??

He even gave the ladies more enemies to farm with, as a reward. ❤️

Robs favorite thing in the world is astrology

😂😂 Edit: I've seen 3 comments mentioning Rob. He's coming for you all 😂

Rob is the main reason for this sketch.

Omg that would be perfect!

My theory is that she supports him to piss off Ben even more 😂

That's because Britt and Rowan play for fun. Ben plays to win.

Britt is his enabler

I really want to see the Vampire Astrologer😂

Well after all, she is a Capricorn

It would take forever.

Yes, please. The world needs this.

A duel or a team-up would be awesome.

Hamish low diffs

I'm thinking it would end up being a nerd slap fight, with a lot of screaming and crying.

Nah that'd be the Oracle class. Or.. Diviner? Maybe Soothsayer.

@@Ryuchitoran I guess you're right, but Rowan yelling "A Plague is coming!" had me dying 😂

Thou shall not spill your own coffee, or that of others. (4th rule of coffee).

I was actually expecting a plaque of locust to Accost their enemies.

She forgot "incredibly toxic" 😅

Practicing ignoring logic and statistics is not of net benefit. Just use the words directly if you want to talk or introspect about these topics. Rather than arbitrarily attaching these words to lables while ignoring logic and statiatics.

@@Dogo.R Calm the fuck down 🤓

@@LiberatedMind1I think they're a logical class.

@@Dogo.R "attaching these words to lables while ignoring logic and statiatics." How is that worse than you ignoring how to spell "label" or "statistics"? Instead of "Just use the words directly", how about using the words correctly?

To be fair, they didn't follow his advice. It could have worked. I was personally waiting for the plague to take out all the bad guys. Combat probably ended too soon.

True. "I won't do it" from Adam, Ben turning his back towards the attackers, they're all that busy with buzzing over Rowan they don't really fight anymore. (Sorry for Britt) And, at the end, he's running. Obviously, he knows why. ;D

I love that he seemed to be consulting the stars with them in the middle of the day :)

There are many powerful benders in the west. -Someone in Avatar. Probably.

He is indeed a total bender 😂

Transbender

I think what he meant to say was "I bellend all the knowledge in the cosmos!"

She’s always there to support Rowan! 😂

​@@VivaLaDirtLeagueBoth to be nice, and to enrage Ben. 😂

She really did have a great fun energy in this one

@@joshuaingram571 True... True 🫣

@@sanjilops1103 that's true, without question! I wish you all the best ;)

Big troll energy

Even though the class sux, Britt was fangirling the entire time - the most girly I've ever seen her on this channel. The equivalent of Poison Ivy's fascination with Kite Man on Harley Quinn.

Britt did indeed write this one. Marvellous script 😍

@@jamesrawlins735 Kite Man, hell yeah!

@@VivaLaDnDLogsKite Man and Golden Glider are getting a spin-off this year - they open a bar near the LOD.

I thought this guy was Stars Druid not a Bard

Vicious Mockery without the 1d4 damage and disadvantage

isn't that just vicious mockery?

I imagine being stabbed also makes somebody feel bad, and is more effective.

​​@@davidbergfors6820your mom's just vicious mockery! Am I doing it right?

​@@davidbergfors6820 and Cutting Words, and other great Bard features. And since allies usually forget to use their Bardic Inspiration anyway, or wait for just the right moment to use it (aka never), those are the best Bard abilities!

Yes!! And it has to be Ben because he would do it just to annoy Rowan

No no Robert is puuuuurrrrfect for the astronomer class

Haha, Britt wrote this episode! ❤️

@@VivaLaDirtLeague would have thought she'd have made the class much more OP lol

@@VivaLaDirtLeague You don't say? "Actually Ben, outside this context it's kind of a good way to allow for communication and introspection".

@@VivaLaDirtLeague She needs to do more! This was hilarious!

Same

Which is surprising!! 😅

I bet he cast "Billow" beforehand...

The cgi is outstanding! I'd love to have the Corridor Crew weigh in!

Why is it not useful? He is the only one to survive where other mediocre classes died😂

I don't think whatever he was doing was "the hard way". 😆

then if good class kick in, he will skip it.

There goes his ability of harnessing the power of the sun.

@@ElnotronicOh not necessarily. I once read a novel about a sun priest who got turned into a vampire. In the final boss fight against a powerfull Vampire he used his clerical powers to destroy the vampire (and burning himself to a crisp in the process). So Rowan could harness the power of the sun, but it would be more of a one time use spell :p

Shalltear Bloodfallen from Overlord can wield light/holy magic. If Rowan becomes a power player and focuses on min maxing his character, he might be able to pull it off.

@@Elnotronic he can harness it just at the expense of HP

Khemri in a nutshell.

ended rightly

*is instantly crushed by Mercury falling on earth due to butterfly effect ".

"Wait, it ends in everybody else dying and the astrologist escaping? Turn it the other way around and I´m in." 😀

Obviously because girls care more about these things then guys

@@harshalshahu5172 Unless its alpha male type stuff

​@@informationyes Well its not. Its just what is observable. I know like 3-4 girls who know about that stuff and 0 guys. I know more guys then girls. So its just observation. Mabye you obseved something diffrently, but share your personal expirience or mabye a statistic to prove your point is correct or that his point is incorrect.

it’s probably her boyfriend so she have to be supportive

@@florianstraub72 Did you even read my comment? iM making a comment about how some guys can be obsessed over animal social dynamics they dont even understand

You're confused, that second one is an ability of the astronomer class

Astrologian from FFXIV would disagree with you. They litterally attack using miniature black holes, AND read constelations to predict the future.@@darkfoxxbunyip

@@darkfoxxbunyipso astronomer as a subclass of an artificer?

...Not if you are a FFXIV Astrologian. Then you make a star bomb that heals you and kills enemies.

@@Lukashoffmann94 Hmmm... I guess so? You need telescopes and such for astronomy so being an artificer who can make those seems useful

If they were all astrologer class, anyone can see that defeat coming.

Then stop acting like a Gemini 😂

@@PoniesNSunshine 🤣

Geminis, Assemble!

​@@jerrybelsI'm trying but I can't find my left foot...

Came here looking for this comment 😆

Half-orc fighter - just crush everything in his path.

Herbalist?

So many, too many, women are all over this stuff. Always been a deal breaker for me. Might make an exception for Britt though. :)

@@Bubbles99718 nobody cares who you are attracted to, least of all Britt

​@@GwenActuallybut it looks like you do care enough to comment 😂😂

@@gabrielWachongWhy do people always say this as if it's some sort of gotcha? Oh no somebody took 2 seconds out of their day to make a RU-vid comment, they must care ...so ... much....

@@randomwerewolf1099 lol because it is a gotcha. I mean look at you reacting to the reply to that comment that was not even for you, it really looks like you care even more than the person that made the first comment 🤣🤣🤣

Shout out to the stunt crew showing how awesome they are as per usual 😍

I see what you did there 😂