Weird Toy Playsets | Ashens 

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"It's got like lobster claws as well" Or... hear me out, here, Ashens.... Like scorpion claws?

I miss when he used to light things on fire on his own couch, using a flammable piece of wood for 'fire protection'.

I had that circus one as a kid For some reason bugs kept trying to getting in it When I opened it it was full of dead bugs

I've got no memory of "Pocket Shockers" at all, but as soon as I saw that green foot I realised I had it, and it could well still be lurking around in a drawer here somewhere.

Four outros? We're being spoiled.

"It has a mouth and it can scream" as all amorphous blobs should

“I’m only 24 years late!” Hey, don’t laugh, that’s actually great for Ashens’ channel! Barely late at all. Bet his lunch today was even older.

Behold them. Behold the excellent patrons. BEHOLD THEM. ALL PRAISE TO THE GREAT ONES. BEHOLLDDDD

Because kids LOVE "Gestapo the Clown!" With his round red nose, his bright suspenders, his blue eyes and shiny patent leather "stormtrooper" boots.

What the bloody hell was going on at the end, it was like the video didn’t want to end 🤨

Clowns already get a bad rep even though they’re innocent it doesn’t help when you have ones with gouged out eyes performing along side dead jelly babies

"They're stackable and modular" *Somewhere in the distance Eli Silverman's ears prick up and he smiles*

"I mean, I haven't been to the circus for a _while,_ but... Is _this_ what they consist of now? Sort of metaphysical horror?" ...Honestly, Stuart, I think that's what circuses _always_ consisted of.

"I think it's supposed to be a seal" *faint bai-yaa in the distance*

What's weird is I totally recognized the sculpt and paint job of that cat one, and wondered if the same company made 'Kitten In my Pocket' and the 'Puppy In My Pocket' toys that I was obsessed with in the 90s, and they did!

Those clowns look like guy out of the movie "Event Horizon" where he digs his eyes out half way through.

Big bit of spit flies out at 19:25 and remains bubbling away for a while. Love it.

You know what I love about ashens. Consistency. In a world that demands change. He won't.

I love how ashens just absolutely destroys any resale value to his collectable old tat. Really a true collector lmao

These are so bad, that Stuart actually spits on them: 19:24

I think the trapeze woman’s stick is supposed to go in one of those holes you were wondering about at the top

It looked asif you was supposed to attach the black ring things on the creatures to the hooks all the bases had, I might be wrong but I think so!

For those modular, stackable Teeny Tiny World sets, take the pictures out, paint the octogons white, put entry/exit holes in the tops and sides, and you too could have your own playset of the 1997 Canadian existential sci-fi horror movie *Cube*. I know Tara Toys because they also make the licensed Hot Wheels carrying cases, or at least they did in the 1990s and 2000s, I'm not sure if they still have the license today or whether Mattel just makes them themselves.

Dammit, Barry Lewis has me conditioned now, any time someone mentions a seal...

That was so weird to hear Ashen's say Hauppauge, I live like 10 minutes away from there! Long Island actually used to make something and have a manufacturing industry unlike today

Ashens I love that you describe each thing a bit as I'm fully blind but can still usually enjoy the video regardless! I mean the jokes by them selves are already funny, but when you know what the item that's the butt of the joke is all about it makes it even better.

Last time I was this early to an Ashens video, toys were still painted with lead paint.

the circus is accurate. That's what it looks like since the Coronavirus outbreak.

If circuses featured metaphysical horror, I'd go to them more often, to be honest.

Then ever ending ending.

The magnet ones have that shackle. Surely it secures onto the thing in the corner so they don't leap off

“Creepy Amorphous Blob” was my nickname at High School. ;P

Why is the hive diorama bubbling near the end? Nevermind. Looks like Ashens was just speaking a little too enthusiastically.

Ashens was especially appreciative of his patrons this video!

16:45 Modular? Does Eli Silverman know such a thing exists? Surely he must get one too for display in the House of Pickles!

I used to collect Mighty Max and my sister collected Polly Pocket. I liked that they made the two series relatively the same size so we could use both to play together. Polly Pocket trapped in the Giant Arachnid Lair was always a favorite of mine.

Great timing!, just been watching through some older Ashens videos and this pops up! Nice one :D

Not going to lie, that “trapeze artist” was giving me Tusken Raider vibes

I can't look at that trapeze artist without seeing Margaret Thatcher.

The second clown is clearly a failed attempt to reboot the Joker that never made it anywhere.

When I saw the 'seal', for some reason my first thought was the weird foetus thing from Eraserhead.

the last toy reminds of of a super cheap and primitive version of that electronic toy from like 10 to 15 years ago. they had LCD screens with real doll house fixings in the background.

The second clown reminded me of those ghoul things from Fallout games

Seems like they have a chain attached to some of them that you join to the base to stop it falling off

The Tiny Teeny crappy dolls look like something you would get at a generic 5 and 10 store in the early 80's.

Nice to see the baby from P.T. getting some work. Not sure I would've cast him as a seal but what do I know?

Well you say we don't need clown goose stepping, I thought clowns invented goose stepping?

bro the best micro playsets were the digimon ones that doubled as figures and you could add on parts to digivolve them

"How big do you need your demon to be?" idk, i would prefer something bigger than a cat...

"Mad scientist without any trousers" is many peoples' ideal job description.

19:25 just what we want some of ashens gob on the toy for the rest of the vid, man you even had the opportunity to wipe it. Amazingly after all the crap he’s eaten this is the thing that makes me feel the most sick

Stuart, he's a MAD scientist. Of course all his switches are in really questionable places. It's sensible scientists that put them in places where they're practical to use.

Today I learned that if I were a toy set, I would be Cages of Rage.

I was watching an old Ashens video and a new one pops up! How convenient!

16:36 They still make and sell these things. I've seen them for YEARS in pharmacy toy aisles and in dollar store toy aisles. I don't think that they ever STOPPED producing them. They just keep making them, and putting them in different packaging every other run and just ship them out in bulk to the dollar stores and places like that. None of these sets ever have the same name.

Not gunna lie, I probably would have really liked those tiny teeny things as a kid. I think my 6yr old daughter would really like them too. Polly pockets were awesome :p

I had some of the pocket shockers cages when I was a lad. As you went through the ones to collect I recognised about 8 of them. I think the skull was my favourite. In the pre-smarphone days, this is what passed as entertainment

Love how he'll say something, and then say it again in italics.

He misread "Tiny Teeny" as "Teeny Tiny" twice. And there are 4 outros in the end. Just wanted to point that out.

"Creepy amorphous blob" - how'd you know my secret special sexy-time name?

I had a sleeping beauty castle one.. it also had a string on it so you could wear it like a necklace.. not sure why you'd want a tennis ball sized castle as a necklace but it was an option hahaha

12:22 I had one of those!! I loved it. No idea what happened to it over the years. Damn, I actually wish I still had it. Also, that little hook on the base lifts up, and you pop the little black shackle on the figures into it to clip it onto the base.

SOMEBODY had a lot of nerve calling those "playsets", let alone "toys". Tat plastic that you can't even chuck into the recycle bin when they get broken.

I remember a toy like the Tiny Teeny toy, they were stackable with animals I think, possibly early 2000s?

Loving the avalanche of Ashens videos lately 👍🏻

Suffering with bad depression I needed this upload . Thanks

Isn't it rich, aren't we a pair? Me here at last on the ground, you in mid-air.

My brother and I had Star Trek playsets (a Tricorder and a phaser) that opened up into dioramas, back in the 90s. Fun times.

Ah yes, every one year old’s favorite meals...

A scorpion with lobster claws? Now that is wacky

Oh, ashens is 100% haunted now. All of this is the most cursed

I love any Polly Pocket style toys, I still have so many of mine. Basically, any old or weird toys were always neat to me. I recently found out that most of my toys *were* old weird vintage toys to begin with. I grew up with toys from 10 & 20ish years before I was born, so now I know why I have such a love of 70s & 80s toys as well!

Interesting Christmas you're planning. Can't wait for Halloween when you get the tree out

I had that clown thing and the teeny tiny dolls, stuff my gran bought me, major flashbacks of horror!

A Killer Klowns from Outer Space playset? 🤣

Gotta love when you can keep your existing number ❤

3:16 Oh no......... I've seen that one before....... You've brought back terrible memories of a toy i burned in the school yard!

That "goose stepping clown" got me good. 😂

Ashen talks about metaphysical horror circus and all I can think of is "Oh, did The Magnus Archive have a playset?"

meanwhile in 1980's Japan they have Diaclone, tiny figures with magnets on their feet piloting mechs, has a base and stuff.

I want the "Manic Mansion", it sounds cool, If I ever become rich and acquire a large dwelling, I will name it "Manic Mansion" now. The "Tiny Teeny collection" just looks like one of those terrible pharmacy knock offs of Polly Pocket.

Everytime Ashens rips open a collector item, the child in me cheers, the collector in me is brought to tears! 😆

Those clowns made watching this a very uncomfortable experience. A+!

Mmmm... A mobile phone provider accepting payment in cryptocurrency and no credit checks sounds like an excellent provider for people up to no good >->

I loved Mighty Max toys when I was younger!

Was the Outro Rolling like.. 5 times intentional?

Those clown toys just look like the Killer Klowns from outer space.

Limited data on mobile? 4G on 5G times? Are you still going after witches with pitchforks?

Ah that clown reminds me of a set of polly pockets I had as a kid. I loved that shit.

The seal looks like a nic nak crisp 😂

I do! I was all about those Star Wars Micro machines ones that were heads of aliens!

19:25 So bad, he had to spit on it!

I remember loving Ashens’s videos when i (must have been) 13. I’m now 20 and I still love his videos.

I thought that a red balloon would float out of the clown playset ..

So yeah ive come to the conclusion that Ashens is my favorite youtuber I love his mix of content and his personality is astounding I can always watch and rewatch any of his videos.

The "custard pants" clown may indeed be clothes-lining children with it's left arm, but I'm more worried about what it's right hand is up to underneath it's overalls.

Ashens, I just want to take the time to say Thank You for helping me to vicariously indulge my childhood Nostalgia by finding and messing around with all this old plastic crap.

How many outros?!

All of those clown figures look like Fallout 3 era ghouls.