"So if you're keeping score, one chop to the back of the neck, one slap to the throat and now we've got one strike to the forehead" has got to be the best line a commentator has ever said about any sport ever
Red Solo Cup is too powerful. He was born of an unholy matrimony between his meth addict father, and a sentient Busch Light can. You can learn all this through the ESPN documentary about him. This man is truly a force to be reckoned with. No wonder they didn't have him go against these guys. He could destroy them and their entire family with even a single slap.
I beg to differ. He defeated big Jim or whatever his name is by disqualification. Little red solo cup complained every single hit, sure none of them can freaking aim but a real tough hillbilly would have been taking this soft hits whether they were on the ear or not, no excuses. Little cup got scared, he knew hardcore hillbilly would wreck him
@@voidstar1512 THAT'S JIMMY HOFFA YOU IDIOT 😂😂😂. And no, I don't use plebbit lol. I thought this was a clear 'boffa these nuts in your mouth' joke but you're on something else buddy
I love how Charlie has gone from knowing nothing about slapping competitions and now literally knows it so well he can probably accurately predict who would win in a 1v1
I love that there's a trailer in the background with random shit all over the yard and an old, dirty above-ground pool with a sunken cover. It's like a set.
It's been 2 minutes. You commented this 1 minute after the video has been posted. Are you this sad? Desperate? Just commenting goofy basic shit as fast as you see the video for some updoots. Off yourself.
The commentary in these videos is what makes it special. It's giving me serious early MXC vibes and I love it. "It took Big James 15 minutes to fall down"
You’d be in luck, he was actually a guest commentator in the slap fight championship a few days ago. You’ll have to pay to see it though as far as I know.
"Hop in the truck, y'all. We're headin' to Slap Mountain." *Deliverance banjo music starts to play* "We about to slap some cheeks. And not the ones on your face."
I feel like the announcer on slap mountain records in the hopes you'll listen. The explanation of how blind the contestant is in complete non-chelance is perfect execution. Miller time, baby!
Man, these bots don't even make any fucking sense. What is their purpose? Like half of them aren't even promoting anything so much as spewing complete nonsense.
I don’t think they do? Why would a hillbilly move to Florida. Hold on let me just find my stolen generational wealth so I can move somewhere even worse
Valve couldn't give us Half-Life 3, Portal 3, TF-3, or Dota 3. But Mr. Newell was kind enough to provide us with Ep. 3 of SLAP Mountain... A fair trade-off if I do say so myself.
Instant replays using a bystander’s cellphone, completely botched slap accuracy, and both contenders are in muscle shirts or wifebeaters. This is truly a special event.
Charlie, I'll have to say, I'm impressed. I'm going to admit, I have not been watching your videos like I normally do on a long, hard day. But today I have decided to go back to tradition, and I will say, I think you provided excellent commentary for this slapping program, to the point to where I have decided to drop a like on your video, as well as dropping a like on the original video. I will also be returning to your channel as often as I used to. Thank you, Charles. Sincerely, Micky.
I was also expecting little red solo cup, with maybe an upgraded version of his cardboard tombstone for the prefight drama. I think this little knockout was staged, it didn’t look that bad of a hit honestly. This final was a bit disappointing, not even some domestic disturbance on the parking lot?! Come on slap mountain we know you can do a lot better!
"Proud aya boy!!! God gave ya them meathooks fer a reason boy! Now you you do yer ma proud an' go slap the livin' daylights outta someone! Naw git!" Hilarious.
You can see some of these guys wrestle, including red solo cup and mr krystal, in $5 Wrestling. I feel like Charles might like $5DW, it's great. Edit: red solo cup was on a livestreamed five dollar wrestling show called All Gimmicks Needed and Mr Krystal is on a few of the most recent shows.
i for sure thought that once chad was banned from Twitch he would find no success. glad to see he is not only a contestant of slap mountain, but also a champion.
I hear the commentator I think of comedian Lavelle Crawford and his line “two chops to the throat two chops to the throat” talking about his mom whopping their asses in Walmart touching toys. Hysterical special you gotta see 😂
@@carabouttohityou6421 The dudes in the video are from a specific part in the US. Not all Americans share this weird southern culture. He is saying many Americans don't appreciate the southern hillbillies of America.
