Welcome to Eorzea - FF14 Music Parody - Welcome to the Internet by Bo Burnham *SPOILERS* 

"Heres a New Glamor Option - You Should Kill A God" is peak FF14.

"It was always the plan to save the world by your hand" while showing Venat is such a good line 😢

I really like the “now look at you” part because it kind of feels melancholy. Both happy for coming so far but also a little sad like knowing the journey is almost over

This actually made my cry. This game has touched me on such a deep level in all aspects (damn you MSQ😭) - that with the recount of it... It just makes me happy - so honored, to be a part of it and its community. I love this so much. Thank you WoLs, thank you Eorzeans for brightening my world. I'm so proud to be a WoL with all of you. May mother Hydaelyn watch over us all.

Ah, a great parody xD "Minfilia wants wine" had me dying for a moment there at the last panel, she wants wine but she sure as hell don't need it!

"You know, it wasn't always this way" Oh, nooo she isn't... "Before ARR, back in 1.0" Ahhh, shhhe isssss! A masterpiece.

I see what you did there @1:03 putting in Viera and Hrothgar to a line about hats 😆

Oh my goodness this was fantastic. The lyrics, the voice, the video.. So great! Thank you so much for this :))

I can't believe this video and channel has such a small audience. I just found this, went and watched all of the parodies on the channel then came back and watched this again.

I just finished Heavenward last night after not playing for 2 years, I love this game so much and once I closed it for the night, I fired up RU-vid, and this song was the first thing to pop up. Excellent job it was such an accurate depiction of the game lol! Absolute joy to watch and listen, and I will share this with the FC!

RU-vid was VERY insisting and kept recommending this to me as the first video on my homepage and under almost every unrelated other video I watched, so I eventually gave in. I was not disappointed.

this one is insane!! enjoy your tens of thousands of views, youve earned them! love to see it and as always cant wait for more :)

I JUST got back into FFXIV and i can tell you that my life quality went up ten fold and i am happy i found this video.

I am happy that you covered the whole song and not only the memey part This is on my favorites ❤

holy hell, this channel is so under rated get all of the views! share all of the links! make the fames happen! pure gold. well done.

I am completely new to ff14 and have no context, but this is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

Lala Hancock just spitting bars. lol seriously this is fantastic thank you for this.

As someone who got Loom when BLU was released, that was such a nightmare

OMG that was *SO* *WELL* *DONE*

this is beautiful- lowkey tearing up at the slow bit. great job

How has this not blown up yet?

This is so so good!

Well shit didn’t expect that… getting slapped with Haurchefant death towards the end..

I feel the lack of "You can be a bomb" With blue mage self destructing

once I found this, I sent it to FC discord immediately, everybody love it 😂

This is brilliant! Bravo!! I didn't even know I wanted this but now I don't think I could live without it!

And this...got you another subscriber. Well done and delightful

im just sitting here waiting for this video to blow up! great job!

Yet another video that came out amazing, always happy to give ideas for these video, and Plam smashed the singing/lyrics, just as much as Switch smashed the editing/recording

Hold on to your hats.... Viera says what are those.

I wish I had the guts to get started on the hentai plant T°T god damn it you made me feel feelings

As someone who joined an only femroe discord this song feels accurate. 50% of the time is spent being unreasonably horny.

This is lit, such a great adaptation, some lines are pure genius ! And the montage ! thank you for creating this masterpiece, hope it blows up.

A friend just sent me this and I can't stop smiling. Beautifully done. 💜

My character had long hair. Then 4:25 happened. Now her hair is short and she forever wears the Makai Moon Guide's Circlet... PS: To add insult to injury, not only was I White Mage at the time, I also had a Phoenix Down in my inventory.

This song got better every 5 seconds

Gods this was a treat thank you so much

This was both funny and beautiful. I loved it, thank you. You earned my sub, and I'm sharing this with all my friends.

Okay, so a gif of cute dancing Emet made me return to the game during 6.2. This video... I am resubbing right now xD

Ok then this is A NEW FAVORITE AND BEST video on youtube!^^ WAH! for lala rights!

third day in a row I've woken up with this in my head. That was your plan all along, wasn't it!?!

Oh by the twelve that's CATCHY AS F- I love it. gimme more.

Loved the work put into this.

I of your songs was bound to blow up eventually

I didn't know I Needed this... thank you.

Loved this! Though, instead of "The storyline has tragedy, Minfillia wants wine" I would have put "popping Aurum is a tragedy, skipping cutscenes is a criiime" or even "Hating Soken is a criiiime" 🤣🤣

Who ever is singing has an amazing voice

amazingf!

Not even going to lie. not only is this a parody of a parody of the internet, but its a damn good one filled with digs at the game in the same way that Bo did it with the OG song. Well freaking played there. Would love a version with better audio for the vocals, cause that was pretty amazing.

Just amazing, good job!

I generally don't like JRPGS, but a little bit of MMO helps the JRPG go down.

What a fucking game and what a fucking parody

My God this was utterly glorious.

The lyrics are really clever. The cover itself needs some work but damn

This was such another great earwurm! ❤

I’m here to promote Lala rights, Up with the smols, down with the talls!

Chills. Literal Chills. Love it!

노래 재밌게 들었어요, 매우 좋은 목소리세요.

I just can't stop listening to this, it's so good!

I mean when you take all the long skippable cutscenes and then no longer make them long skippable cutscenes that indeed tanks the que time for MSQ roulette

That was fucking brilliant.

Perfect, in every way.

Your best work yet =)

🎶 Sing along to learn the Lyrics 🎶 Welcome to Eorzea Choose yourself a race Pick yourself a job and Do the story at your pace We've got hundreds of questlines, Some short and some long Not all of them are easy, though, So don't get me wrong! -- Welcome to Eorzea! Come and pick a class Would you like to level crafters Or see portraits showing ass? There's no need to panic, It's not TOS, hehe, Open some adventure plates And we'll do the rest~ -- Welcome to Eorzea What would you rather do? Would you like to fight for Lala rights Or fight a sentient goo? Be happy, be horny, Be bursting with Pride! We can show you everything, There's nothing to hide -- Welcome to Eorzea, Put your cares away, There's a roleplay club on Balmung Do a fishing quest today We've got bunboys, And lions, And then PVP! And a bunch of random statics trying to clear Blue Mage content so they can ride a Hentai Plant -- WELCOME to Eorzea, Hold onto your hats! Cuz a random guy just set up A new fetish club for cats! It's seedy and there's roleplay, You just got a tell! Turns out it's in the basement of your shared house as well💀 -- See a lala dancing Get a relic, Fight a boss Don't pentameld your gear and then complain at every loss Dress with humor Learn to loom Or try to catch a massive tuna, Or go mining on the moon Or Build a room Or kill a moogle for your-- Here's another glamour option! You should kill a god! Here's why parties never like you, Here's a very risque mod Which of the primals are you? Take this quirky test! You'll have to come and play the game to Work! Out! All The Rest! -- Could I interest you in Fantasy, All of the time? A bit of Final Fantasy, All of the time? The storyline has tragedy, Minfilia wants wine! Playing Final Fantasy, All of the time! Could I interest you in Fantasy, All of the time? A bit of Final Fantasy, All of the time? The storyline has tragedy, Minfilia wants wine! Playing Final Fantasy, All of the time ~---~ (Talking) You know. It wasn't always like this. (Singing) Just a few years ago, Before A Realm Reborn, Right before the Red Moon fell, Playin' "One Point Oh" This was basic quests, And treasure chests, A primal or two We read our lines and spent our time Waiting In Queues, Queues, In hours of queues! Main Quest Roulettes took an hour, Sometimes it took two. And we watched the cutscenes, So we'd know what to do... Now look at you... Oh, Look at you! You! Youuuuuu! The Endwalker, Worldsaver! The realms are mapped, Your tomes are capped, The Warrior of Light! With the Scions beside you, We can win every fight. It was always the plan To save the world by your hand... ~---~ *Maniacal laughing* Could I interest you in Fantasy, All of the time? A bit of Final Fantasy, All of the time? The storyline has tragedy, Minfilia wants wine! Playing Final Fantasy, All of the time! Could I interest you in Fantasy, All of the time? A bit of Final Fantasy, All of the time? The storyline has tragedy, Minfilia wants wine! Playing Final Fantasy, And playing Final Fantasy, And Playing Final Fantasy, And all of the time~

haven't played in a long while. This was well done made me laugh and smile good job :)

Omg, can we cover this song amd these lyrics and give all credits? 🥺 I love the original and this would be so fun to cover, ofc with permission!

This....this is perfection.

I love this! +1 sub

I love you for this

Now I wanna make the test which primal I am XD

THIS IS GREAT

Thank you recommended, I adored this! #lalarights

Amazing!

Well done I gotta say.

I love the song, but there's a missed opportunity with putting fantasia somewhere in the lyrics.

wonderful

Thank you for this song

This is awesome XD

bruh you didnt need to casually drop a visual spoiler for a certain characters death, im only in heavensward ;-; overall good song tho well done

An instant classic! ❤

Good shit very HEAPS XIV and also very funny great work y’all ❤❤

Can get more song about lalafell?

Ok ok take my sub

Literally better than the original.

jesus i loved this xD

Amazing work!!!

Can we get full text somewhere?

Great parody! Been a fan of Bo for a while now! I would love to see a parody on Lana Del Rey - Summertime Sadness

Love this dude

10/10

bravo :)

nice'

I take it you're a bard main.

Congratulations for unlocking "Legendary Musician" with this work. History will remember you.

This is great, definitly gonna steal the lyrics for our next discord-karaoke Also Minfilia beeing an alcoholic after all the shit she went through is very relatable

It's crazy how two days ago I was considering returning to FFXIV and I find this video today

This is art. True talent driven by passion, tempered in the flames of hard work! Honestly, it's one of the best-made videos I have ever seen! I know for a fact that you will go far and high! Great job!

I came here for a funny 'rib on all the silly aspects of the game we're familiar with' song, stayed for the touching tribute to Endwalker and the journey we've all gone through. A++ will fight for lala rights again.

"Here's another glamour option You should kill a God." I can't even begin to tell you how accurate that statement is.

“Minfillia has tragedy, the storyline has wine!...” Wait, what do you mean the lyrics are wrong? That’s literally what happens! Amazing song you guys, loving every second of it!