Welcome to Night Vale - Carlos's Speech (Condos) 

"scientifically speaking, speaking from the point of view of mere facts and logic and uhm.." look at the lil scientist getting all nervous over his boyfriend

"THAT WOULD BE NEAT!" Guys he said the thing, He said the thing, he said the THING! :D

Does anyone just coo when Cecil gets so excited about something that he gets AUDIBLY emotional about it and breaks away from his radio voice? It makes my heart warm. :)

i'm not moving in with anybody if they don't give me this speech

That was the most adorable beating around the bush I've ever heard.

the way I see it in my head is so fucking funny. they're just sitting together - on the couch, at the table, on a blanket in the yard watching the glow cloud as the Sun sets, who knows, who cares? - and Carlos is rambling about nothing and everything and time, and then he says, "I just... uh, I thought it was time for us to build a home together." Cecil: *staring, mouth open, wide-eyed* Carlos: C-Cecil? Cecil: *awkwardly yelling* YES!! Carlos: *jumps from the sudden yelling* Whoa, okay, glad to know you're enthusiastic, love, but- Cecil: *still awkwardly yelling* THAT WOULD BE- WELL, THAT WOULD BE NEAT!!

i feel like carlos sounds like a science teacher like that cool teacher that everyone wants to have next semester

Cecil: "THAT WOULD BE...NEAT!"

Cecil has serious Kermit The Frog sounding "YES!" Going on.

After reading "It Devours!" and knowing that the word "neat" it's Carlos' favorite word every time I hear it it is x100 times cuter

Cecil says he recorded this (since he's never without his microphone!), so do you think he plays it back for himself while Carlos is stuck in that other world? Just to hear his voice when he gets too lonely... Dangit, I'm not even that far along in the podcast! I should not be having such maudlin thoughts! I just got to The Deft Bowman for void's sakes! I need to take my strexmeds and get some sleep. Gotta be happy. Gotta be productive...

The stuttering is just- *SCREAMING*

The speech itself was already really beautiful, but you literally gave the words life and it just... Well, it brought me to tears. This is amazing.

"Neat!" This honestly makes me so happy every time I hear it

I'm not up to date with wtnv, but this was so melancoholic and fascinating then it became adorable and...awwwww...

Cecil and Carlos are definitely on my OTP list, maybe even ranking as number one above Destiel. （≧∇≦）

It's 4:30am and I just made a kind of Giggle/Cry/Stop Breathing/Chocking noise I'm crying and eugh This is neat

CARLOS THE GODDAMN SCIENTIST WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME WEAP OVER YOUR PERFECTION(or imperfection, if you know what I mean)

THIS IS SO NEAT I CANT EVEN

I needed to use a monologue for an audition class I'm a part of, and I chose this. I genderbent it(Cecilia and Carla :3) and cut it down a little (just a tad under 2 minutes so I don't get cut off), and it's amazing to work with. Everyone in class thinks it's adorable.

here’s an transcript for people like me who are going to be wasting a lot of time memorizing this during quarantine, yeehaw! Carlos: Cecil? I was thinking about the series of ongoing actions that we perceive as the present, and the amassing of memories that we treat as the living record of the past and the hopes and dreams and assumptions that we project as the future. I was thinking about time. And about how it means something to so many people, and about how it’s so finite, and also so infinite. I was also thinking about space. About how it is nothing, and then, a point which is just a single spot within the nothing, and a line which separates the nothing into two nothings, and how a plane is a patch of nothing and an angle just where two nothings meet, but all those things combined, with an object of points, lines, planes, and angles, an object with length and width and depth that can take up actual space. Until that object becomes something made of nothing - within nothing. An object can be a wall, a floor, a roof, a bed, a table, a dog, a door, a rug, a…a home. And then, I thought about how a home is just a group of objects connected by a shared personal experience of time - our past, our present, our assumed future. A home is…I mean, uh, scientifically speaking, speaking form the point of view of mere facts and logic, and um…hmm. You know, what with science, and all…uhhh, I- I- I just thought it was…time for us to…make a home together. Cecil: And I said “Yes! Yes! That would be, well, that would be neat!”

The way he says, "Cecil" at the opening, it guts me.

i unironically squealed when cecil said NEAT at the end

I'm pretty sure the background music is a violin version "The Sleeper" by Dispariation It was played live so there's no violin version online, which is a shame, because the song and the writing and the video are gorgeous

It's too early for me to be crying over these dorks, but would ya look at that! I'm crying anyways.

I'm using Carlos' speech when I propose to my GF. This shit is deep and beautiful

THAT WOULD BE NEAT!

THAT. WAS. ADORABLE.

Dylan just tweeted this!!!

sometimes u just gotta listen to this and realize that maybe everything will be okay

Sometimes I listen to this just to feel loved😭😭

OH MY GOD I SCREMED SO LOUD WWHEN HE SAID YES AND EVEN LOUDER WIT HE SAID "NEAT!"

So this is amazing and I rewatch this every few weeks or so... I have a question: Have you thought about doing one for Cecil's speech at the end of Parade Day? That and this are the two strongest speeches, imo, in the show thus far... And you did a FANTASTIC job with this one.

AND SIX YEARS LATER, THIS STILL MAKES ME CRY!

A few weeks ago, I got a chance to get both Condos and The Debate off of BandCamp. Of course, I've listened to the regular podcast episodes and was extremely happy when the creators of WTNV have a couple with two guys in it. It warmed my heart. So when I heard Condos....besides Carlos' new voice actor *damn cute man!* the fact that Cecil and Carlos relationship went to the next step just....I had warm fuzzies that day ^^

listening to this at 3 am in 2020 I miss 2014

Somebody animate this nowww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We need this to me animated!!!

I LISTENED TO CONDOS LAST NIGHT AND THIS PART MADE ME SO HAPPY INSIDE MY INSIDES STILL FEEL LIKE JELLY AND I WASNT ABLE TO FOCUS ON ANYTHING ALL DAY TODAY CUZ CECILOS IS LIFEE

I love this speech. It gives me the good goosebumps. And I just love the way Carlos says Cecil. He says it with such sweetness I’m cryin

10 years later. Still can't believe Cecil and Carlos invented love.

I love that Carlos made this really deep speech as a way to propose to Cecil; It's the kind of thing he'd do. These two are so cute and pure together.

i always picture carlos talking about all this and cecil listening with this lovestruck face and his eyes are a mixture of adoration and complete wonder and marvelling at how truly smart carlos is

This was quite possibly the MOST adorable thing I have seen in all of my years days and minutes.

designgasm over the wordless part where it's just points and planes and angles ahhh

CUTEST AND MOST AMAZING THING EVER. OMG. Carlos is one deep guy o_o

*Reading through the comment section* The Cecilos fandom is strong in this one =3

I was in the audience recording for this over 7 years ago omg, I remember how moved I felt about this moment so well

"AND I SAID YES!" its so euphoric everytime the voice of nightvale loses his composure. Getting angry at _Steve Clarksburg_ or trailing off about carlos but. Or the nervousness sometimes in the earlier episodes when he talks to Carlos. Its 90% carlos that does it but- This specific example. He sounds like hes jumping, his voice lowering slightly but LOUDLY. That " OH MY GOD!" sensation. Cecil baldwin is such a good actor.

OTP ALERT OMG

Listening to this still makes my heart clench to this day

This is so nostalgic... I used to listen to this with my highschool sweetheart... And now we DO live together :)

Cant believe his monologue in the 10 year anniversary called back to this

Okay, but like, Carlos talked about time when he and Cecil were in the Arby's parking lot (when their romance really began) and here he is talking about time in his proposal. Just emphasizes the connection all the more!

This is the most adorable thing ever I die a little every time I hear this omg

after the 100th episode, this is...... ohhh wow..

did anyone else cry??? DID ANYONE ELSE CRY OMG

I seriously just squeaked this is so cute and sweet and i just want to hug carlos and cecil because they are so cute together and just hnngggg

God I need to find the music in the background of this it just sounds so beautiful

At 1:24 I cried. This video, the way Carlos said the speech, and the exuberance way Cecil replied are wonderful. Just, wonderful.

I’m thinking of memorizing this to say to my “friend”

Can we just talk about the music in the background of Carlos speech? It makes me tear up so much

i watch this when i'm lonely, i love this video so insanely much. kudos to you and the nightvale team

when I first heard Carlos' voice I was surprised bc I thought he would have a deeper voice. but I love him so much!

me and my cousin fangirled so hard we cryed when he said it would be neat and every time i see it I still do

This video was what got me into night vale and i am so grateful.

This is such a convoluted way of asking "Would you like to live together?" but I love it so much and am incredibly here for it.

the neat part always kills me i can't :'D

Everytime I hear this it makes me cry. This so... Beautiful.... Like... I dunno, I can't describe it, there are no words for that

During episode 65 (voicemail) when I heard Carlos say “CECIL! oh honey voiced honey! You can visit now! I love you.” I literally paused the episode put my phone down and squealed for a good 5 minutes. I love them so much

i am crying this is so cute i love cecil&carlos so so much

Carlos is me beating around the bush when I’m trying to ask something important And also, I literally teared up and was so freakin’ happy beyond words when I heard the excitement and emotion in Cecil’s voice

this live performance of this song is my favorite prince of art in the world. i'm so sad they never recorded a version like this ;0;

i remember seeing this years ago before i'd ever heard of night vale, and coming back to watch it now when i've started listening to it feels so... complete? i don't know if that's the proper phrasing but it just makes me feel warm and part of a whole. thank you for this upload :)

If someone proposed to me like this, I would marry them on the spot.

coming back to this after you know they get married hits _different_

I have watched this every time I've run across it since first finding it years ago and every time it makes me get all teary eyed.

Such a sweet perfect speech and this video made it even better!

That's it. This video killed me. I just... adore these dorks and I adore them being together. And yeah, that would be NEAT!

You know, (SPOILERS FOR 100) since we didn't see the proposal (because let's be honest with ourselves here, no matter who did it, or if they both did it, and you can't convince me it didn't happen, it would've been adorable), I think this is the most emotional we've ever heard Cecil? I mean, at the end there. Although on the topic of proposal, I don't know if I could handle hearing it and not seeing it /j - anyway, my point is, except maybe the end of the wedding, though I'm not sure on that, I think this is the most excited or happy we've ever heard Cecil :). Like, outwardly. Of course, live shows are always more enthusiastic, so maybe that's it. Anyways, this got way too long, my point is: Cecil's adorable. Side note, so is Carlos, equally so. No matter what happens to them, be it desert otherworlds or phantom oceans, they will always be adorable.

this is so cute and i probably cried

this is so calming and warm I'm crying gently in my room

i cried everything i listened to this. and i listened to it....over and over and over. unendingly beautiful.

It's 1 am and I literally screamed with happiness.

That was beautiful :')

Just heard episode 100. This video already made me emotionally unstable, now I can't stop crying.

This is beautiful. I'm so glad I found this podcast :)

gorgeous work to gorgeous writing!

I don't listen to WTNV anymore but I stumbled upon this again while searching for Dylan Marron's other work. What a blast from the past, and still moving as hell. This podcast will always have a place in my heart 💕

Aah this is absolutely fantastic! Not only is it without a doubt my favorite bit from Condos, but it's really well put-together too; thank you, this made me really happy!

I love this so much, I simply can not stop returning to it.

That Was Neat! I can't wait to listen to Condos! Plus, you did and amazing work there!

OH MY GOD! YES! This was pure perfection! I absolutely loved this!

what an amazing piece of typography!! and the design is beautiful, I love it thank you!!!

This is so so amazing oh my gosh and so WONDERFULLY DONE.

There are tears in my eyes now because this is so adorable.

I WILL NEVER GET ENOUGH OF THIS OMG

carlos brings tears to my eyes, my boy....i hope those two end up happy ;v;

I screamed when Carlos started talking and scared my daughter...so yeah

Its been years but I love the Dong and Depth part

HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I'VE HEARD THIS!! THIS IS SO NEAT! The feels are to much!