Welcome To Your New Unlife | THE SUCKENING #3 

1:01:45 "oh, youre full as hell actually" "how did you do that?" "i killed twelve people." "he killed twelve people."

If you really think about it, it's kind of good he stopped liking soda before he had to only drink blood

"Yeah, it's me Craig, you might have heard of my list?" 41:08

That episode had so much going on in the absolute best way. Also the "he already loves me" from Emizel about Theo (still coping with that) is so

Craig just singing Tik Tok after Shilo asked for a song before he bites is so funny to me. Charlie really said "yeah, sure, I'll sing a song for you" - proceeds to sing a party song released 15 years ago with nearly perfect lyrics

The episode intros for this campaign are viceral experiences

I like the "learning what a bed is arc", probably one of top 10 anime arcs

As a patreon watcher this episode changed me as a person

Shilo getting tucked in was the best part of this episode

How did all the fan jokes become cannon already

Rapidly consumed this like a starving animal

Yes, give me nourishment from my mortal toils, Papa JRWI

their dm is goobleck, judging by that morbid intro

terrified because all the patreon watchers are saying this changed their brain chemistry

havent been able to be a patreon listener since the pilot of blood in the bayou, but grizzly being one of the PCs after years of hearing him as a DM is really cool

I listened to this on Patreon when it came out but with these visuals I can now discern that Arthur has a NOKIA PHONE???

Soda is just Charlie's self insert 😂

41:50 Grizzly saying "thick fucking traps" and just generally WRITING Dark Puckered Hole makes me think he might not be as straight as the other guys

26:04 gay people jump scare is possibly the best jump scare

Love how both of the brother's have their own designated guardian figure its so good

I’m a little upset that the montage was just of them sitting in the car, but then I realized how much time it would take to draw all the backgrounds…

are you telling me that emizel actually slept in the fucking dryer

23:15 "I don't die." .... Emizel... Buddy... Idk how to tell you this.

53:19 idk if Arthur like doesn't have some of his clan attributes since he seems to be stepping around the Lasombra thing, but their clan curse IS that they have no reflection.

I wish Shilo took the time to admire the ocean!

As a Patreon watcher, y’all are in for a treat this time around, it’s so good

If Grefgore dies I WILL.

Both duo is just daddy an his baby boy

Deacon's so cool, bro did not have to visit and hang out with Shilo but he did

emizel became a vampire despite also biting the vampire that bit him, so i like to think that so- theo. that theo is also gonna (eventually) turn into a vampire like emizel cuz they bit each other at the same time :0

Damn we getting so many father figures today!!!

Me in the comments of last episode: "wth did Shiloh do to Soda?" After watching the recap: "oh, yeah he dead."

Does this have to be a mini series? Cause I want 5 seasons and a movie

PLEASE fix Theo… He needs Soda back☹️☹️☹️

JRWI fans get ready for fun

if emizel drank theos blood at the same time theo drank the vitae would he become a full vampire? that is how emizel got turned in the first place

I love Vampire Parent Trap

Love the calling shit with the phone. Immersion 100

As a patreon watcher, this episode SUCKS

It’s a good day when JRWI uploads

why is soda addicted to emizels blood? is he gay?

I haven’t been able to catch a premier in so long and I’m so mad omfg I’m going to listen to this immediately

For some reason my bird mango loves to listen to this episode in particular

Warning: this is long 😅 Fellas hear me out. What if Deacon could be like the father Shilo never had. His father seems to have been getting the milk these past episodes, so why not really. Like I don't expect much, even some kind of advice from Deacon to Shilo is nice. (and very realistic) Especially since Deacon is a literal sheriff, I think he has his morals sorted enough to tell him the rights and wrongs of the city and folk that is LA. Since he needs to protect Shilo, I think atleast Shilo getting a little more attached than he should be, would fit his "naive" and innocent personality alot! Finally having a person that allows him stuff, that his mother or other castle members wouldn't even consider, defintely would seem like a privilage to Shilo he'd rather not lose so quickly. Deacon on the other hand knows to not get attached. However since he'll have to spend lots time with Shilo and make sure he learn more about this society, so there's little doubt he wouldn't find Shilo's innocence to be something which doesn't need protecting. Tbh idk why I wrote all this, I think it's obivous that a somewhat father-son relationship will happen to the two. Guess I just wanna make sure people actually considered this!

Ha ha funny premiere number Anyway- Patreon watcher here! Ya'll are in for a TREAT! All im gonna say is.. as usual, dont watch/listen to this somewhere you need to keep a straight face hehe.. enjoy ze suckening

Why do I feel like Emizel vaguely looks like Ryuji here???

For some reason ive been listening The Sign a bunch recently so this episode really spoke to me

saving this for my 40-hours of flights tomorrow-tuesday :) v excited to listen to this tho

THEY BE FEEDING US

Justice for grefgore

I don't care how early I have to wake up man, I need to watch this ASAP

I feel like this episode is going to suck /ref

Anyone know where some of the background music in this is from or where we can listen to it? Particularly from 1:16:52? Bc it sounds soooooo cool

this episode was so silly

RAHHHH I CANT WAIT

as a patreon watcher, i have not seen this yet

how long is inbetween each post?? like how long until the next episode :3 /genq