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Love your icon lol

UGH

Love ur icon lmao

Hey it’s true never was attended by a Us border agent that wasn’t a men 😂😂

@@cesarpimentel1897 man*

xXJUSTCLOWNINXx I never saw that!

Michelle Castillo yes. I do agree.

Had to watch it again . OMG 😂😂😂

0:51

xXJUSTCLOWNINXx I thought that was a baby🤣🤣

Me too. I was told by a TSA agent that we may share the border with Canada but this is Trump's America!

Ahmed Shaker so sorry you all had to deal with these unnecessary circumstances. Just know you are always welcome in Canada!

Hunter Wolfe Most of the Canadians are so kind 👍 Truly great 👍 people

@@ahmedshaker8718 plz be joking

@@autumnconway3642 hes not

Chill guys its just a joke. I don’t like racism.

@Fritz Glibenminschen I am a Mexican American who is second generation. I can simply not understand why people can back such a bigot who fuels the racists. It's funny since if all the Mexicans were to dissapear from America his beloved economy would collapse. We're not rapists we are the ones waking up at 5 in the morning and working until 9 in the evening in order to care for ourselves. I simply don't understand this superiority of being "American". Since our country is built of of ( illegal and legal) immigrants. The only people who can claim to be truly American are the Native Americans

Fritz Glibenminschen at least our teeth aren’t fucked like the British

Fritz Glibenminschen american isnt a “race” dickhead. Honestly if someone as dumb as you was around me you would definitely make me look special in comparison. Fuck off

@@NA-ij3id Being American is a nationality which is parallel to a race. P.S I should know as I am an American.

The usual.

I thought that was a umbrella 😂

Omg! I thought that was a baby! lol

Fuck you got exactly 911 likes, I don't wanna ruin the irony

Every one has a wrapped up gun

You ever tried to get into Australia? Even with the current restrictions it's MUCH harder than getting into the US.

worse is New Zealand, they'll put your ass back on a plane and send you back to where you came from without blinking.

LOL...I was thinking about putting my KE10 in a shipping container, setting up a place to sleep in it and going to NZ on a boat. It seems cheaper than getting those hard to find parts shipped....$50 fender...$1200 to get here! I can rent a container for $1200 and bring back another whole car for spares!

They are really serious about the fruit so I've heard.

Yeah the aussies are really strict on fruit - fruit police

From the style I knew he (and kyle?) were involved in writing this

“The lady” is Cecily Strong jfc

@@MrGougui From the style? He was the one telling the jokes. That’s a clear indication that he was involved with writing it. It’s not as deep as you think it is.

Avernus Varethi people thought I was crazy I was screaming laughing!!!

Smiles U can now be certified to sell drugs... that's new info I didn't know

xxKazxX xoxo the name of that would be a pharmacist

What is shown (someone saying that they are drug dealer / terrorist and being sent away) is perfectly reasonable. ..

Smiles I love this so much. Made me laugh

yes I saw the video

OAT351 And there it is

OAT351 I think he meant it would resolve a lot of issues as in having a Muslim questionnaire would come to easier terms with how racist Americans are

@OAT351 When you write any word which contains "Christ" (like Christian), you should capitalize out of respect, since the word refers to Prophet Jesus Christ (Peace be upon him).

@@OmicronGaming Americans as a nation are not racist bu there is some people who are just stupid

it's only you

@Satyam Raj yeah except it’s not

for your breast augmentation surgery ?

@@xl000 XD

@@xl000 does it make you feel good to objectify random people on the internet?

@@greenpenny5898 yes

@@johnnorris2817 male moment

SauceMan 643 I was looking for this comment. Absolutely right!

Beck Bennet?

Dimitra Vasileiadou he’s so good at the voice overs!

Yeah Plus the whole attitude, thats Dwight’s

It really does.

Emily Anne couldn't stop laughing

Revanxxx1 yeah

@@loutje8243 It's ok.. processed pork is now vegan.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@@bangladeshijew9028 or Muslims for that matter.

@@loutje8243 No vegans allowed.

same here bro ...

bullshit

Ur 1000th like

Bro this one took me out

Yes, we all hate women? Wtf?

no you're not

Dude same 🤣🤣

you're okay, come on through ( man with giant gun)

Mia Esteve Spencer WELL STOP

Mia Esteve Spencer please don’t say XD ever again

mbom I also saw that....

@@dakplswin6611 i didn't

The way it should be!

America sucks!!!!!😜

@@alexhagen2263 We are Godlike amongst other countries!!!!!!!

This video was made in 2017, but the Travel ban was conjured up by Obama. People tend to miss that part out LOL It's fine though, since it's documented.

@@MrHammerman97 That’s a half truth aka disinformation. From the the bible to the constitution , opportunists stay cherry-picking the truth.

@@77Creation No such thing as half truth, there's your truth my truth than THE TRUTH

I’m sorry that happened.

I'm sorry. 😢

Try California Thank me later

@@juliansandoval7208 It doesn't matter. This is on the federal level.

@@roym4457Actually location does matter. Some officers enjoy giving foreigners a hard time for no legitimate reason. Yet migrants have very little recourse when being treated unfairly.

ikr

Papa Dragon "Female passengers will need to present a pair of Ugg boots and a pumkin spice latte "

I love Hot dogs! Especially chilli cheese dogs! Mmm!

i didnt get that part well, what is it about?

Muslims don't eat pork and most hot dog are made of portk

@milchuck what's the meaning behind it

Pat Malt Islamic culture

@@patmalt8492 They don't eat pork products and meat that isn't halal. So if someone is muslim lies about being muslim make them eat a hot dog and finish with an ice cold beer you'll weed them out with that test lmao!

Why am I seeing you everywhere? lol

@milchuck Muslim people can’t eat hotdogs

That’s my dad’s favorite part.

That broke my my heart

spank

you didnt die

@@River.s. sad

@@saltymilk4849 😪

maybe they forgot Mexico

Joel T135 EAS RSMV

same

lol they also forgot Afghanistan hahaha

Joel T135 EAS RSMV In reality Trump didn't include Afghanistan because he has many many business ties to the country. All countries that he has business with are exempted from the policy automatically.

Troy Staunton why was that again I don’t remember what was going on when they made this video?

Fuck you

Best line ever, I think find any skit I've ever watched

please do not be confused, just go home ! bye from Trump Tower!

me too

the Greatjon my fave part 🤦🤦🤦😂😂😂

I like them because I find their satire genuinely funny and not sneering. Colbert, Meyers and co. should take note. SNL also had great fun with Hillary with the lovely Kate McKinnon. Not the total biased sneering that the aforementioned guys were doing.

totally not related to the topic but your username and icon are bomb 🔥 🔥 🔥

EASTERN EUROPEAN ORPHAN do it on Twitter. That's how Trump does it lol

kamineproperty 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

this has definitely been a great season for SNL. I'm pretty sure the ones who say SNL sucks are probably in bed by 9 pm and wouldn't watch it regardless lol

Ive never saw one...than again I was probably asleep for all the liquor.

what was ironic about this video?

David Jacobs youre dumb

Did they make you eat a hot dog?

Charles Noo That he/she witnessed the same actions as in this video. 😂

Onur A I wonder what would happen if you put yes. Or no for that matter. If yes, you get arrested. If no, clearly you’re lying and will still get arrested. You can’t win :/

Meteorite Entertainment can’t win?! Seems like the whiny fuck learned to print and express themselves in English as they wanted... WIN!!

Comeexz you say this as you use the wrong "your". fucking idiot.

LOL that's funny

A Williams. Wait ... are you just joking? .... You don't see how it's dumb to ask on a form if you're planning to commit criminal activity? ... How many "yes" answers do you think they'd get?

They keep pushing their skits and promoting their marches and protest and it will be 8 years. People in the middle are far more annoyed and turned off by the left right now then anything President Trump has done.

Really mate? Have you seen his approval rating right now? Unless "The Left" is a seriously big percentage of the US population then that's not true, and if they are then i can guarantee the orange potato man won't get another term.

Approval rating??? Are those the same polls that had Hillary up 8 points on Election day? Not sure were you live, but I'm here in central Ohio. "The Rust Belt" that voted Trump in. We questioned the election polls that had Hillary winning Ohio, hell you could drive 50 miles in any direction and not find a single Hillary sign. Your polls and CNN Propaganda can go to hell, pay attention to what your reading. This is a SNL message board which tend to be younger and Liberal, and there is a fair amount of support for Trump here. Get on a CNN message board or go to a site like The Young Turks. Conservative channels like Mark Dice and Sargon are gaining 10'000 new subs a day. Here where I'm at between Dayton and Columbus, people are not stupid, they know Trump is flawed, they knew it when they voted for him. That said they are more annoyed at Madonna and CNN. I mean what the hell is next week for Trump on CNN. Three weeks ago he was a Russian Spy, then his Inauguration numbers, now they cannot use the phrase "Muslim Ban" enough, even though it is a 120 Immigration referendum on 7 countries labeled by President Obama as terrorist hot beds. For the record I feel this referendum was rushed and poorly written, but a "Muslim Ban" it is not. Fuck your polls are approval ratings open your eyes and do your own research. How many anti Trump Hollywood videos have come out. Look at the like/dislike ratio of them. Back to him being a Russian agent put into Office by Putin and hacking. That was being reported everywhere two weeks ago, people were convinced of it. SNL did skits on it, IF TRUE. The Russians put their guy in The White House, that is the biggest news story, maybe in history of USA. Yet they dropped it in a week??????? Go ahead and keep your head in the sand and think his approval ratings are the end all and be all and you will be in for another shock in 4 years. Open your eyes and do your own fact finding, it is all available with a little elbow grease and some time. I have voted in 6 elections and voted Democrat 3 times, so yes Im a Independent, the hashtags, marches, protest, media and Hollywood propaganda is more bothersome to me then Donald Trump. we can vote him out in four years, their methods and tactics of propaganda and influence are much deeper and harder to root out and longer lasting problems.

Alright mate, calm down. As a matter of fact I do my own research and from what I've seen yes, Trump is currently the least popular President in your country's history (in terms of the first few weeks) and the amount of ridicule he's getting is proportional. Have a nice day and try not to give yourself a heart attack.

You...shut up...you sit down. ...you take your medication. My inauguration was the greatest biggest littlest ever, it was like a sea of love...oh and you you are fake news....and Arnold shut up, I was the bestest....oh hi Vladdy, SNL are trying to piss on my parade....they can shut up too....I am the greatest un presidential president ever...

Certified Destroyer from Trump tower to shinning Trump tower

Certified Destroyer i

"CONFUSING"*

Sydney Rosser cause capitalism?

Not anymore! 😁

I'm sorry about what goes on over there, and how people get treated when they try to leave. I do hope that things start getting better, we just have to keep pushing.

@@richiefrogisuppose2477 Thank you so much for your kind words💚 I really DO hope so because we're starting to lose our hope for real.

@Asif Khan More than 300 people were SHOT IN THE HEAD when they went to the streets to protest the 3-fold increase in gas price. How savage can a leader be to order that? We are totally not screwed at all!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just weigh your words and use that brain of yours next time you try to tell the citizen of a country about their situation. BTW, "mass revolution by mullahs". Just think about that one sentence you wrote.

Sounds like America...

Well I get the distress and how it is but the problem is each country needs to prioritize their own citizens and ensure their safety and well being first and foremost. That is why a really detailed background check is needed for people who want to enter from Middle Eastern countries. I am not sure about America since I am european but many european countries also have an extensive check in procedure but they let people in after passing the background check.

Rachel Fifer and if im not?

PDX Air ok keep telling yourself that.. 🐸🐸

PDX Air im sorry do i answer to you?? and u sound a lil hostile, are u Muslim by chance?

B/c theyre either pork, beef, or chicken. If you cant eat that then you're not what we're looking for.

@@rabbitearsguy we can eat beef and chicken btw.

no, there will be a HE now

@@LEGOpachinko It's Kate. No problem!

I’d rather see Cecily welcoming me to the USA...and I was born here!

@@jennifersman7990 Cecily Strong? She's awesome as well!

Niiice. Most original and hilarious diss to Trumpet.

*The Two Trump Towers*

at least that one was pretty

soon they'll be eruptions from Mt Doom, or Jeff Sessions office in the DOJ...

you want the tower of sauron? just go to the cheesecake factory. you'll see.

Has anyone checked on Connor? Did he make it?

Ryan S. I didn't even notice that, omg 😂

Thabks for pointing that out, totally missed it.

He supports NRA he's good

No it’s ok he’s white 👌

Ryan S. I DIDN’T NOTICE THAT AND I’VE WATCHED THIS SO MANY TIMES!!!!!

🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

But it is so accurate cause in reality it seems that, that is what they hear lol i swear.

M. King your really pretty ma sha Allah

Sensaii Tutz oh jeez

They give every fuck. This is the same shit every fucking comedian and news station says. "Le ebin all Muslims are brown and also America hates brown people" So fucking stupid.

aaaaaw what a little precious snowflake we have in eyextraction...

OH yea, they are really brave and taking on the man here.

That's the whitest comment I've ever heard.

HWBDHoops boring.

Cam Yeah, that dude is a virtue signaling white boy.

lol racist lately?

Reality is much worse.

The Doctor it’s literally why I clicked on this video

My heart melts at her smile.

(Vote for Cam Brady 2008)

just like Obama was great for gun and ammunition sales.....

Well that makes one thing

by being incompetent! :)

Jenay It was meant as a joke. He's as good for SNL and as bad for America as GB. Jr.

And i love it :)

Lol

So true...until January 20, 2021

@@jennifersman7990 Yes an look at us now! Should have stayed with Trump. He may be a scumbag, but at least he put America first and helped us. Sleepy Joe should go back to bed.

Everardo Longoria totally disagree. This could never be too soon.

joiedevivre90 cool

Everardo Longoria it's never too soon

Not soon enough

Because it turns out the ban was constitutional after all.

No, I’m not wishing for islamophobia.

its a 90 day ban you bunch of cry babys gezzz!!!

Yeah 90 day unconstitutional ban, that does absolutely nothing to make us safer...but go ahead and keep spouting the talking point of the Toddler in Chief

It's not constitutional you dumb piece of shit.

+Ani-Manga Otaku True, it isn't constitutional. Thank you for saying this.

FYI, travel ban is constitutional and legal.

It is a reference to that bad phone call Trump had with them early when he came in office.

Just drop all the Aussies in California. You guys would get along so well.

@@landsraad9745So true. Australians are so similar to Americans. Honestly. I love California.

@@landsraad9745 yeah fires are great

Lmao here

Made sure he wasn't an extremist LOL That's the process sadly, since 9/11.

That would've been funny too, but I think the joke is about how pork is not permissible in Islam (so someone who refuses to eat the hog dog can be deported).

James VanFleet Aren't most hot dogs made from beef though?? I'm Muslim and I always just get the beef version

Non-pork hot dogs have increased over the years, for sure, but I don't think the joke really functions without the "no pork in Islam" context (otherwise it's just a weird detail and not much of a firewall, and the video is *all about* restricting access). Maybe a sausage instead of a hot dog would've made the joke clearer for those more familiar with beef and turkey franks.

It was definitely a nod to Pork Hot dogs. Despite trying both turkey and 100% beef hot dogs out on my kids, they absolutely INSIST on "plain old hot dogs" which are predominantly pork and "other things." If they wanted to REALLY make the Pork Reference, they should have said "Bacon". Now, that's PURE PORK!

+Galago actually, there are many forms and substitutes for bacon. I had been living off turkey bacon my whole life (I personally think it's delicious, but I've never had pork bacon before), at least until I turned vegetarian. I guess if they really wanted to go full on pork, they would've said ham, but somehow that just doesn't make it as funny. I don't know why, it's just something about the way the words sound I guess. Their use of the hot dog still makes me laugh every time, so I don't really care