full lyrics (probably) --------------------------------- Pink lemonade on autumn bomber coats Peter Pan collars but my daughter's growing up She's gonna be a lot like me But I don't wanna be at all like me Yellow buzzcuts, pulling out stingers You're telling me I'm holding up eleven fingers and Stranger things than death can happen To lab rat girls and pretty white rabbits but Everybody knows that nobody knows that Everybody's in on everybody's business This isn't my first Christmas I know mistletoe when I see it Baby, could you play along with me Baby, would that be alright with you And when we find out what's wrong with me Could you tell me how I'm right for you Baby, could you play along with me Baby, would that be alright with you And when we find out what's wrong with me Could you tell me how could you tell me how And if I'm still pretty Cigarette burns, laugh lines, wide dimples If they could see the future back when times were simple Would they kiss your cheek or yank the bandage off Let you speak or take advantage of how If everyone's sick, well then nobody can catch it, and if Everybody's different how could anybody match And we're looking through the pockets of the hand-me-downs we've laid out Wondering if we'll fit into the yesterdays we've played out Everybody knows that nobody knows that Everybody's all up in my god damn business This isn't my first kiss, its better to be lost than Loved, now, isn't it? Baby, could you play along with me Baby, would that be alright with you And when we find out what's wrong with me Could you tell me how I'm right for you Baby, could you play along with me Baby, would that be alright with you And when we find out what's wrong with me Could you tell me how could you tell me how And if I'm still pretty Walking bikes home with a scraped-knee sunset Smudged across your brow Warmer tears than you've grown used to since then A toast to the nosebleed seats And the big dream sequence where you're found Guilty of your innocence and gently sent right back to bed Everybody knows that nobody knows that Everybody's all up in my motherfucking business This isn't my first anything. This isn't my first anything Everybody knows that nobody knows that Everybody's in on everybody's business This isn't my first lyric, I know exactly how I should finish it Baby, could you play along with me Baby, would that be alright with you And when we find out what's wrong with me Could you tell me how I'm right for you Baby, could you play along with me Baby, would that be alright with you After all of that's been done to me Could you tell me how could you tell me how Could you tell me I wish I could be a girl, and that way You'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend Am I pretty enough to lie to I wish I could be a girl, and that way You'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend Just little old me in a big, big world Little old me in a big world I wish I were a girl I've been feeling lighthearted Since I gained enough weight back to cover my bones I get dressed up in shadows one leg at a time We're so alike But if the shoe fits, then I won't try it on You'll be walking out early, but the show must go on No, I know that I'm wrong But I love how you're on my side when I cross that line It's been a point of contention between myself and this Body that they stuck me in The privilege of being born to be a man And now you got me thinking I wish I could be a girl, and that way You'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend Am I pretty enough to lie to I wish I could be a girl, and that way You'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend Just little old me in a big, big world Little old me in a big world I wish Eating your prosthetic meat/meet your anesthetic criteria Pathetic seeing you be copacetic/come acetic Say my name like a slur, but I've been called worse And I've heard it all before, no this isn't a first Let me be the void you fill with Taxidermy fingerprints, taxonomize our differences I am quantum physics My witness brings me into existence I wish I could be a girl, and that way You'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend Am I pretty enough to love back No not yet I wish I could be a girl, and really I'd prefer it if you would use I, Me, Myself Am I pretty enough, am I pretty enough To fucking die Little old me in a big world Well I would give you my whole world Little old me in a big world I wish All identities are equally invalid Don't you think that there's a chance that you could live without it All identities are equally invalid Don't you think that there's a chance that you could live without it All identities are equally invalid Don't you think that there's a chance that you could live without it All identities are equally invalid Don't you think that there's a chance that you
I was literally jamming so hard to Better than the alternative that the transition to I me myself jumpscared me like literally took me out of my transe 💀