Well, this could almost kill me | Keigo Takami x Listener | BNHA ASMR Fanfiction Reading 

Freckles: ....Saw a text from Hawks himself. My Phone: *ding* Me: God??

Kiri and Tamaki: *Calling me Senpai* Me: *Aggressive Yandere simulator flashbacks*

Her: he was your rock to lean on Me(screeching): wHat AbOuT kIriShiMa

He says " I'm dating Rumi " for a moment i thought who is Rumi then i go to google search up " Rumi " shows up Mirko then yelling "YOOOUUUUU"

freckles: “them” me: **cries in lgbtq+ supporter** beautiful😭

when he said “ im dating Rumi “ my littel heart was like : OUUUCHHHH that hurt . then i cried OvO

the ending: YES 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I’m a potato is you a potato | the people that is potato V

Nobody: Not even satan: Freckles: *YES SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRR*

"He wanted to be with YOU!" Me: *_Congratulations on your self awareness, my dude. You are officailly the last person to realise this._*

YES SIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRR!!!! HAWKS!!!!! But also like hawks do be worth it tho!

Me: about to fall asleep Space queen: *YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR* *I WAS BORN FOR THIS* *THEY KNOW ABOUT YOUR CRUSH ON BIG BIRD!*

Do you know who I love more than Hawks? 👉🏻👈🏻 *Lil Space Freckles* and her bloopers! 💕💕❤️💞 P. S Totally wasn't singing along with Space Mama when she sang "A guy I'd never be into"..

IS HE WORTH ITJEREMYYYYY ABSOLUTELYYYY HAWKS IS DEFINITELY WORTH IT alsooo ramen with Kiri and Bakugou is literally everything

You're really saving us in quarantine

The dislikes are the people who didn’t have the balls to confess

Me: about to go to sleep Freckles: Yeet this video at me Me: ah fuck I can't believe you've done this

YES SIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRR LOL 😂 We don’t waste food in this household

Are we just gonna ignore the notes she hit in the end?!

*notification* Me:*doing homework* *looks at phone and sees Hawks* Me:homework can wait for now

bro my heart just SHATTERD when he said Im dating Rumi D:

We got our problem child💕

YO WHEN HE SAID THAT HE WAS DATING MIRKO I THREW MY PHONE

Hawks: a. Me: CHICKEN NUGGETS!!

Space mom: fat gum bright Krispy Kreme! Me: * intensely thinks of the 3 hours Space mom waited in the Krispy Kreme drive through line witch space mom so graciously documented on insta for all children of space to see ( go follow space mom, she’s the best )* ...donuts r good

I wanna be a cowboy BABY

When I said he did loops in the air all I thought about was: Me: .......... Also me: ....I'm gonna be sick

"You can call me keigo.." Upgrades people, upgrades

I was the only one who dropped a tear when he said he was with Mirko? 😢

*Me reads title.* Also me : Well in the new character on my hero academia...i don't buddy it doesn't look to good for you

I didn’t read the title right and thought he was going to kill listener. My heart almost stopped, gah. Also, I forgot how much I loved your Hawks voice.

Listener:you don’t know that Amajiki kun! Me: *gasps* YOU CANT TALK TO THE BEAN THAT WAY!!

NOTICE ME SENPAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Freckles: FAT GUM BROUGHT KRISPY CREAMMMMMMM My favorite

Hawks breathes Me: don’t be afraid to catch feelings

Ima go cry in the corner of my room now. ಥ‿ಥ

I listened to this audio and we are having chicken wings tonight *chicken wings*

"SHOOT LISTENER HOW'D HE KNOW YOU HAD A CRUSH ON BIG BIRD" I just cant it too funny 😂

THE ENDING THOUGH YES 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I’m a simple girl- I see hawks and Lil space freckles I click-

Space mom: YESSS SIRRR!! ITS TIME FOR HAAWWKKSS!!! (21:12) all is right in the universe Edit Space mom: a guy that you'd never be into, into a guy that you'd kinda be into Me: I think you are literally my space step mom

9:27 That hurt. That hurt right in the feels. 😔🤙

As soon as I heard “Succulents” I screamed in joy-

HOLD UP AM I HAVING DEJA VOU, OR HAVE I HEARD THE NOT TAKING RISK PART BEFORE?????

OMG HAWKS YES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! YES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! (UwU flashback from one of your other Hawks videos ;))

i thought of "YES SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR" before i even heard the bloopers xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me; *starts to fall asleep* Freckles: YES SIIIIIIIIIIIIIR! Me; *falls out of bed* ow! --------------- P.s this did happen :/..... yeah we don’t take about it.

Narrator: And you developed feelings for him, o-of course he doesn't know! Me: Good cause if he did then that just about concludes my existence

Yeeessss I love hawks he’s my baby 💖💖

Freckles: "...Midnight strikes-" Me: Wait...Midnight?? What's she doing here- OOHHH!! You meant *that* kind of midnight. 😂😅

Damn Hawks why you do me like that 😭

I’m sorry your bloopers are everything like oh my lord

*clears throat* YES SIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

"we do not waste food in this household" Me: #bestmomgoals

*when you are so early that you dont get the notification*

Honestly Miriko x Hawks is like my *No.1 favourite BrOtp* 🐥🐰 They are like such a good power couple *BRO*

I was just listening to the Peter parker series until this came up

I almost die there was a mini devils animal infront of me it was going to kill me btw it was a mini snake anyway this is great for my adrenalin to go down thanks SENPAIIII

I went flying like a “hawk” when I got the notification.Get it?nvm😭

Yesssss we on a budget but that doesn’t mean we can’t buy snacks

I saw the notification-Then my iPad died T-T At least I made it a little bit early :’3 I LIVE FOR THOSE BLOOPERS- 😂😂😂😂

The moment he said, ”I’m dating Rumi” ... I instantly felt like Y/N’s best friend and ran over there. Grabbed Y/N. Took them to my house. And gave them anything they wanted. Even set them up with one of their other best friends. Your welcome Y/N. Then I finished the video. *And, boy did I love it. But also regret that thought*

Tamaki and kirishima: senpai Me: *falls of chair because i just got here*

imma cry because you used my proper pronouns even if you didn't know it still made my day *cough*night*cough* thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Ah yes, zero dislikes, as it should be.

No one: No a single soul: Not even satan: Freckles: YESSSS SIRRRRR *whispers* every moment has let up to THIS

AHAHSHDJS A GUY THAT I’D KINDA BE INTO!! BMC!!

The earliest I’ve been

Me:*cries in non bionary* yes.

YESSSSSSS SSSSSIIIIIRRRRRR ITS HAWKS MY BOI!!!!!!!!!!!!

*ah yes, the air here smells of good content*

Hawks:(grabbing me by the hips) Me:”cries in sensitive hips” I don’t mean sensitive as in i get hurt everytime someone hits or grabs my hips . The other way

"Well, this could have killed me" THEN DONT DO IT MOURON

This made me feel... multiple different emotions. The raw emotion and sincerity in your voice when reading this, just- AH! Perfect! I honest to god felt sick to my stomach with anxiety and excitement.

For the first time I’m early while i was watching another Hawks video. Had to decide what was. More important 😂😂

Lmao man I love the bloopers! YESS SIIIIIIIIIRRRRRR!

oH GOD I’M NOT READY AM I

I CHOKED AT THE END WHEN YOU SAID OH NO HE FOUND OUT ABOUT YOUR CRUSH ON BIG BIRD.

Beautiful just beautiful!

Me when sitting on my roof: (the title)

This is amazing da voice soothes me to tiredness!😴 Me with my fan:*fan flies open*I WONT HEASITATE TO BREAK YOUR SHOULDER

freckles: *calls my crush a dumb ass* me: yup sounds like me. *nods in approval*

Listener: how does he know I have a crush on big bird?! Me: IVE BEEN EXPOSED

Hey freckles I love your videos your absolutely amazing and funny! Please never stop posting! You always make my day, even when I have to clean or do homework I always listen to your videos and it makes me so happy!!!

I was just relaxing and then all of a sudden, at 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 volume "YES SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR, HAHA." When I tell you I 𝙛𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙢𝙮 𝙗𝙚𝙙

This is odd because my main oc is his daughter T~T but still love the vid

6:58 That’s not a man that’s a Giant Chicken Nugget

A notification popped up that you made a video I clicked on it faster than the speed of light

9:29 did u hear that? That was the sound of my heart shattering QuQ srsly I kinda felt like cryin a bit damn

WHY DID I CRY AAAAA IVE BEEN FRIENDZONED BEFORE THIS PAIN

Notice me senpai ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ

I know that this is hawks story but can we just admire that kiri just called us SENPAI?! Omg I think I got the kink of being call senpai

*Ahem* YESSSSSSSSSS SIRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

*Hawks is sky daddy and you cant change my mind*

629 likes n 0 dislikes aaaahhh I see, we all in it for the chicken nuggets

Bloopers:😂😂 Me having a conversation with anyone: I English very well

I SWARE TO GOT WHEN IT SAID "something about it made you snap" I ACTUALLY SNAPPED. HOLY CRUD BALLZ

Me: *relaxing and listening* hmmm. This is nice. Kirishima and Tamaki: Senpai. Me: F-FU*K!!!- *blushes and rewindeds the moment 12x* Me: I'm a fangirl now....Yay!

Apparently me: hides emotions REALLY well Real Me: who? What? Where? What? How?

Haha, you guys know that relatable moment when the love of your life, without even knowing it, breaks you into a million scattered pieces and you do so well hiding your ever growing sadness that they think your happy for them and you slowly become more distant till the point where you stop talking and never hearing from them again? Such a relatable moment dude.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!