Wes McNubb "All Because The Lady (Loves Milk Tray)" 1981.
This single, from McNubbs 1981 Album "Milkin'", was an attempt at breaking into the Smooth Jazz sound and away from his previous more bebop and modal Jazz work with the Wes McNubb Trio, due to poor record sales and hardly any pumpy pumpy action with chicks.
The new contemporary sound, with Wes singing lead vocals instead of sole guitar, sparked a new era for McNubb, with fresh hits like "Milk Me Once", "Sweat on my G-String" and "F-Hole", which saw him rise to new height's, and also lot's of pumpy pumpy action, with chicks.
"If anything too much", as McNubb went on to complain, "I feel like a piece of meat".
Lyrics
Oh the thing's that I have done
To try to win her heart
I hold in every fart
Until she leaves the room
And let it seep out gently into my cupped hand, then waft it through a window that's ajar
I crossed so many roads to get to where I am today
I took a taxi ride and an underground train
I stepped in some dog shit
Climbed over a chain
And I would do it all over again
Every day
And all because the lady, loves milk tray
Oh I ran down 14 flights of stairs
I tripped and fell and shit my underwear oh
I hope that she's impressed
Because I shaved a heart shape on my chest, for her
I even double cleaned my grubby cock and testicles
And I'd do it again any day,
Oh just because, the lady, loves, milk tray
Now I change my under pants every day
I used to just reverse them, and then scrape them down the drain
I do it all for her
I just love her so so much
That I would do just about anything that's within my power
I even soak my ass hair in paraffin, before I take a shower
Just for her
To show how much I care oh so
Baby please know this
I'm longing for your kiss
So here is a box of dairy, milk tray
I would travel over 2 miles
Just to hand over that splendid purple box and see her smile
I hope it's not in vane
Oh my heart would be in pain
If you said that you would have preferred, a different brand of chocolates
Just know that I will always do anything as long as it isn't too much effort
In the hope that you won't forget
That what I would really like in return
Is some pumpy pumpy action or you to wriggle around on my lap
Oh please
This box of chocolates cost over 6 dollars 47 cents
And my train and taxi fair wasn't nothing either
So I think that I at least deserve a quick feel
I would do all of this and I would do it forever, for her, every day
All because the lady loves milk tray
So please be game
My life won't be the same
It would be such fucking shame
If you didn't want
This box of milk,
tray
All because (the lady loves milk tray)
(the lady loves milk tray)
(the lady loves milk tray)
(the lady loves milk tray)
(the lady loves milk tray)
Oh all because the lady loves milk tray
Oh she's the kind of lady, that no man could ever forget
And that's why I would crawl through broken glass, just to get to smell her shit
Oh but I'm much too lazy
And that's why I'm here today
To hope I can make do, with this almost seven dollar box, of, milk tray
(the lady loves milk tray)
19 июн 2024