Do people really think I referenced Vanoss with the "If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball" thing? Are people that oblivious to popular culture?
lucy nicole mom: son I've discovered that video games are not good for people and this one teaches you nothing but terrible violence Me: correction mom, this one has actually taught me how to defend myself against burglars and thiefs that try to break in to my home Mom:😐.......DANGIT
I remember when it came out I was in first grade and now I am in high school. That would age me dramatically but I remember that scene I was my favorite.
*australian accent* "And here we see the burglar, in its natural habitat, it may think it's locked in, but little does it know there are two windows, that could help avoid a nasty surprise..."
Props to you Jack for knowing the difference between a badminton racquet vs tennis racquet. I know a bunch of people who don't even know badminton exists. So respect for you has increased exponentially
Jack when you have a plastic bag forced on your face by someone you're most likely to panic and not think straight. That's how people get suffocated by plastic bags when a bag gets put over your head.
A robber is just going to go into my house while playing video games and just gonna walk and get this tennis racket break it and stab you and get some blood on me. My parents will think it's ketchup even though there's a dead body by me. I have good life sitting here playing games. :)
