What 1000 Hours As FURNITURE Looks Like [ Rainbow Six: Siege ] 

*"Mum said it's my turn on Mira's window"* *Dying....*

"oh no someone is having fun in casual better report them for griefing"... That I really felt lol

This is a certified siege classic

He deserves way more views, he's the only r6 youtuber that doesn't think loud=funny

Yenno when I looked at camo patterns in the past I was often like "No fucking way you'd look at that and not realize it's a person" Then someone explained that it's about breaking up the human shape more than anything. And watching people walk past a circle, a horizontal rectangle and two vertical rectangles, not realizing what they're looking at, I get it now. And it's still dumb as hell

Wtf, That has to be the most epic intro i ever seen.

6:09 This whole video makes me reconsider the actual functionality of Snake's cardboard box

Pengu must have been impressed by your voice talent

2:16 I like how Jager's head turns to Hoot like "Bruh"

*"READING YOU LIKE A FIDDLE"* -Hoot 2021

Imagine this game having proximity chat and hoot says: "*behind you*"

Everyone here’s saying that the intro was very epic. At any second I was expecting you to say “Dearest Marie, as the war ends for me I have no regrets.” Like dude did you voice act in the ending of Valiant Hearts

Bruh, you know you're good if Pengu's main joins your game.

This is the vibe as hiding in a box in tf2. Sometimes it works a little well and when it does, it’s always funny.

There is a thin line between playing *like* IKEA furniture, and playing *as* IKEA furniture. This man has mastered both sides

The intro was like a story bro!

11:07 that is DEFINITELY a Narcos reference. Definitely.

10:21 Glaz was like: "damn i really got headshotted twice not ONCE but TWICE"

0:16 you know this guy ain't losing shit, he got the anime profile and everythin

i love how hoot has the blur his warcrimes to avoid being demonetized

- It's cause I'm horny. - Stop being horny. Be happy. This is the most wholesome thing i've heard in months.

Hoot is a magician, this man can write on a piece of paper with his mask backwards 🧞‍♂️

5:00 I am expecting a video where you devour your balaclava in the next few days coming. you would not break a promise, would you? love your videos.

3:00 Hoot changed a mans life that day

1:37 Meet the spy.

I like how in the book it shows the reason for the DDOS is Raffler-3, little callback to a mute video

11:05 average south america country

0:27 DUDE, the damn balaclava man🤣

It’s just something in casuals minds that make Mira holding the mirror completely invisible to them

1:28 “Should I execute him?” Me: The time has come. Execute Order 66.

I miss vax i hope hes doing ok :(

10:00 i love that cam spot. I had one funny guy on the enemy team who was confused. He was like "what fucking camera? Nasa?"

''SUGMA Vol. 1'' I'm dying

watching these videos is like going to a museum, you reutrn to them sometimes and it's still good

this video is gonna get me through the rest of the week lol

11:06 that was so cool. my god.

When he's singing the intro to Praise Abort by Lindemann at 6:26 😭

Favorite moment from this video 6:27

Thatcher: alright who’s ready to find this furniture Mira: right behind you

The dark souls 3 parry sound in the outro just gave me so much dopamine

That rendition of Praise Abort might just be the most beautiful thing I've ever heard, please, do the full song I'll pay.

Man Hoot is a perfect narrator for medieval war age

2:25 eyes of a man who can no more trust

0:01 im so glad Anomaly managed to stick to that diet and work out like he planned at the beginning. real man of his word. god bless

"sniff sniff, mmm this pistol smells good" lmfao

The way the jager was looking at you after you killed him lol, "bruh"

3:16 - i felt that pain

11:45 WHERE IS THAT DAMN WOOKIE

I like the effort put into the intro props man

6:07 After that HEHE I felt muself in danger

That dark souls parry sound effect felt so amazing at outro

Hoot: hehe - : Notices that sounded girly : Hoot , Says hehe like a demonic Demon : HEHE. Like we didn't hear that sweet heart

4:50 mop lmao XDDDD

Nagatoro-san 0:17 I'm such a weeb

Sugma Vol 1 The siege chronicles of Hoot

„Mom said it’s my turn on Mira windows“ 😂😂😂

Bro that was the most cheekiest thing I saw in the intro you got me bro

this is a certified hoot classic and funny asf

8:23 that moment when you begin to feel like the surface of the sun

"you never truly know how to sweat until you play rainbow six," a wise man once said.

this dude got a badass voice that i always wish for.

Being furniture is a smart tactical decision and strategy

I would genuinely like to here him say “you are a sussy imposter”

6:27 WAIT THATS LINDEMANN LMAOOO

"Sugma - Vol. 1" caught me off-guard.

Just silently killing peeking people... Noice

7:26 Homie blasted someone off of the server

Bro this is good, he really put a lot of effort into it

High risk high reward... “hehe🤪” 👹: hehe

Mira: morphs into a window Enemy: walks past Mira: pddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddtttt

I just realized, when he gets louder he sounds exactly like internet historian with a different accent, but you cant even really tell with shorter sentences.

MIRA in 1vs5: *I'M A FURNITURE*

Dis some good content, you have earned a sub my friend

I’ll be waiting for the “eating my balaclava” video.

I'm gonna try it today, and that video made my day.

Everyone's tough until the dresser pulls a knife, lol...

Reject humanity, return to S H E L F

The minute when I breached and saw someone doing that with mirra I told them am I joke to you and blowtorched them to death with maverick.

ahahahhahaha "Anagram? SawCon?" ahahahahahha

Is this the new evolution to "spending 100 hours as a(insert whatever here)"

God DAMN you have nice voice! Content and quality is lovely as well.

12:53 my man is playing siege at 12 pm midnight

“Reading you like a fiddle”

"I'm playing siege, how could I be happy?"

Imagine a picture of a Mira and a Table side by side and majority of R6 Siege players say it's the same picture.

That Lindemann cover was perfect

"Don't be horny be happy"-Hoot

Shooting Jagger accidentally was epic 😂😂😂

11:00 gave me chills man

*"Bushman rules"* _- some aussie bloke_

He’d be great for tv shows narration

12:44 This right here proves that Ubisoft is run by robots. XD

"Reading you like a fiddle"

I don't see you eating no balaclava there big man

5:55 that moment when u realise they are aiming at ur head

4:51 XDDDDDDD mop lmao

i love how one of the best siege players of all time joins and he just doesnt care

reject humanity return to furniture

Another great vid i laughed so much keep it up HOOT

Mate you're a legend