Not parent related but this shit is funny on your spouses too! My wife came in the room one day mad asf because I yelled out in ranked on apex “Leave her for me I want THAT ASS” my wife came in ready to kill me and the wraith I just downed 🤣
I'm the only female on my team and I'm always like "He's coming! He's coming on top of me!" if I'm alone and need backup so my teammates crack up laughing lol. I don't think about how I say stuff, I'm just panicking and need help!
Imagibe a parent hearing from their kid "This is the 2nd time he done clapped my cheeks" and "Nah he not clappin my cheeks no mo i'm bout to clap his" They would be traumatized
This is actually a very deep metaphor for the loss of innocence, and that his dad doesn’t want to accept that his son is getting older, he just wants to hang on to what little is left of his baby boy. 10/10 - very emotional 😭
cackling is a good term. when you get self aware enough to realize how bad your personality is, the first thing id start trying to fix is cackling. im sure anybody unfortunate enough to be around you hates the noises you make. you might be less undesirable if you just stay quiet. then people wont see how awful your personality is!!!!!! you can thank me once you figure out that im right
One time I was playing and My parents thought someone was breaking in. Because I would say. “They are downstairs.” As well as other call outs. Eventually my dad started laughing. Then explained to my mom.. that it’s just the game. She had a talk with me the next day. 😂😂😂
Definitely reminds me of when I played Warzone and yelled “He’s wall banging me” and my dad started laughing when I came out of my room asking me about it.
I was playing rust the other day with some friends at like 3 am and one of my friends called out "Hes in here, help help." and a few seconds later his dad came running into the room looking for the intruder, he had to mute his mic and he explained what happend afterwards. It was soo funny but he felt kind of bad for waking his dad up like that..
When my grandfather moved in with us his room was right next my brother who gamed late at night. One day he came to my parents gravely concerned and thought my brother was on drugs, yelling about people coming to get him exclusively in the hours of the early morning.
LMAO this just happened with my bf about 10 min ago. He plays with his best friend Aaron and the way he wails is name when he needs help us sooooo good lmao. “Aaaaron! Come get me bb they’re all over me!” 🤣🤣🤣 it kills me every time
One time my grandma did that to my little brother. Me and my little brother were playing basketball and I beat him and my little brother said something like "how did you make that" and my grandma said "hes hacking" mocking him
"Due look at this/that hole That's the wrong hole you dumb fuck!" (When someone is hard breaching our walls at multiple spots) "Oh shit she's grappling! She downed me!" "I have no more shots after spraying!" "She's teabagging me"
