What Going to the Doctor Was Like 200 Years Ago - Joe Machi

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Joe Machi wonders what doctors even did in the distant past and calls out Tom Brady for his Deflategate defense.
Original airdate: September 2, 2016
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@muraddiab6393 4 года назад

I like how he unironically calls the audience “gang” it’s very substitute teacher-ish

@mouthy_maestrod2992 4 года назад

I think ots just a Jewish white dude thing bc ben Shapiro does it too😂

@Lollita23 4 года назад

Lmao😂 that takes me back

@internet.pulp.tv. 4 года назад

@@mouthy_maestrod2992 interesting. Do you know any more examples?

@mouthy_maestrod2992 4 года назад

@@internet.pulp.tv. no?😂😂 idk. It was a joke anyways but Ben Shapiro is Jewish and he does say gang

@NewMexicoJoe505 4 года назад

Harland Williams is the OG of calling the crowd gang in standup

@saraigassmann9592 4 года назад

Hideously dark humor coming from a jarringly jolly face like a 19th century circus clown... I like this guy

@Sleazball_ 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂 he does look like some freak show. BUT seriously I am soooo happy to know I am not THEE ONLY PERSON ON THIS PLANET WHO THOUGHT he looks funny and to me he looks dead and his body was reanimated by some evil species His eyes and lips look dead ASF

@tuscon2192 4 года назад

@@Sleazball_ he looks like Paul bearer

@ChrisBrogan 4 года назад

Jarringly jolly. I think this should be his tinder summary. :)

@otizzlebabe8715 4 года назад

Hate to see what you would say about someone you don't like

@milliganx6278 4 года назад

I completely concur.

@imanf18bro 4 года назад

New drinking game: Take a shot every time Joe blinks. Aftermath: Welcome to your new found sobriety.

@PowderHeight 4 года назад

LMAO 😂😂

@dianeaishamonday9125 4 года назад

He doesn't need to blink! HE SEES ALL

@jeffreycherep8264 4 года назад

If you play that game with Jim Norton,you'll drown.

@SlyFunkyMonk 4 года назад

I literally googled his eyes before reading your comment to see if he had a thyroid condition or something

@biohacker2781 4 года назад

Hahahahahahaha

@mariahelizabeth_ent 4 года назад

He's an adult Morty. Trauma and all.

@ProfessorTimbo 4 года назад

@Prince Otter Channel2 wow, calm down lol

@mynameiskai141 4 года назад

@Prince Otter Channel2 damn nigga chill fucks wrong wit you

@lilmozzy3914 4 года назад

im happy that so many people thought about the same thing

@d.a.z3929 4 года назад

"We're having fun probably"

@TheRosyCodex 4 года назад

@Prince Otter Channel2 dang bro I didn't mean it as an insult

@stitchintime626 4 года назад

His laugh sounds Krusty the Klown from the Simpson's with the eyes of like a true murderer.

@mats7492 4 года назад

Stitch In Time… hey kids

@tomasjeraldtomjerry9654 4 года назад

I noticed that immediately it's fuckin unreal how creepy that laugh is

@XenoTravis 4 года назад

When he first did that laugh I replayed it so many times. It was great.

@eddymunster3938 4 года назад

Good!

@cruelcimmcia859 4 года назад

Hey Gang ! Guhoohaahaha

@ORGANICsoulJAZZ 4 года назад

"Lots of idiots out there gang"

@aegeon5650 4 года назад

OrganicSoulJazz we need this on a T-shirt

@michaelwheat2074 4 года назад

Bruh I read this right as he said it 😭

@dloveantaeallen3430 4 года назад

U mean the LOI gang

@kanashi8393 4 года назад

OrganicSoulJazz I read this as he said it that’s scary

@bluestogreen1693 2 года назад

Perma-fraid

@dc-nm9jo 4 года назад

I love when his jokes bomb and he just barrels right through, total pro and shows how long he's been in the game.

@pandorasboxofstuff186 4 года назад

Evilpimp indeed it is

@cjpockets 3 года назад

Pandora's Box Of Stuff very good ol chap

@randybonner9870 2 года назад

dc999, you must be president of his fan club.

@arnonroyna4420 2 года назад

Mitch Hedberg did that a lot,

@BrisLS1 2 года назад

None of them were wasted on me. Stomach ache from laughing. Reminds me of Kevin Meany or John Pinette. Just flat out funny the second you look at him.

@jillian5050 4 года назад

"some of these are gonna be a little dark here gang, let's buckle the seatbelts" i love that lol

@paul1mdrn 4 года назад

The serial killer undertones are a bit suspicious.

@scarlettsapphire780 4 года назад

Very suspicious

@FiveFourThor 4 года назад

HAHAH dude i was thinking the same thing! he seems extremely fascinated with serial killers.

@anydaynow 4 года назад

Good cover. No ones ever caught any of the other serial killer comedians.

@savanahstrange 4 года назад

Yes! I was just thinking as I was laughing "wow these jokes are good but so dark! Oh god what if the comedian side is a front? Would I still laugh at this if he WAS a serial killer?" 😂😂

@tsdutchboy 4 года назад

Ah ya think so

@MrGuy__ 4 года назад

"all right gang, I'll cut to the chase: none of you are safe."

@JamaicanMeCrazy 2 года назад

😂

@caelinnis 4 года назад

lmfao he was really testing the audience

@eidolor 4 года назад

Taste testing

@favoritemustard3542 4 года назад

Testy testy, 1, 2 & thr~wee!

@jordanlewis4983 3 года назад

That’s horse and buggy thinking!

@2okaycola 3 года назад

That’s a chick

@emmettdonkeydoodle6230 3 года назад

@@2okaycola no

@ZenMuff1n 4 года назад

I don't think any cupcake factory will cover for the expression in his eyes.

@TheKanashimishow 4 года назад

Well said

@jbaby007 4 года назад

This man was a ventriloquist doll in a previous life. Specifically, the one from Goosebumps.

@ellie698 Месяц назад

Nah, just a woman doing a very uncomfortable impersonation of a man

@sjbcatcher 3 года назад

“It’s a tambourine, Bob. This is embarrassing.”😂😂

@JohnDoe-ld7op 4 года назад

"That'll be 5 chickens sir"

@edenseal 9 месяцев назад

Joe is hilarious. I love watching him on Gutfeld.

@stefanstiefsohn5398 4 года назад

I like how he tells his serial killer stuff while clearly looking for a potential accomplice in the audience.

@lizzyyork 4 года назад

Love him. He's so dark yet looks so wholesome.

@patrickfennell6372 2 года назад

Serial killers usually look like Joe.

@Pumpkin0_0 4 года назад

He's pretty good. Creepy. But good. It went from innocent jokes to completely dark humor.

@skyluke9476 4 года назад

if you call this dark, you dont know comedy

@Pumpkin0_0 4 года назад

@@skyluke9476 You don't actually know what dark humor is, do you?

@favoritemustard3542 4 года назад

The thing. . . the cool thing...... The thing thing is, he went there, & did that, *with* permission! How? Majority RULZ! & the laughter don't lie.

@nekotfarmer 4 года назад

@R J Calm down lmao, I've seen you say this on 5 comments now XD

@2okaycola 3 года назад

That’s a 🐥

@colleendito2046 4 года назад

The most underrated comedian ever, I love this guy. "theres been a change in plans...." awesome delivery

@freda2758 4 года назад

He reminds me of an overly excited Ralphie May. I like him.

@liligman 4 года назад

Exactly this lol

@skyluke9476 4 года назад

ralphie may looked like an overly excited ralphie may

@tamedshrew235 4 года назад

This guy aint no Ralphie May.

@imacloud11 4 года назад

"there has been a change of plans" lmao

@lelandshennett 4 года назад

As a drummer I really appreciate that tambourine joke 😂❤️

@proto-geek248 2 года назад

As a drummer, you should know that playing a tambourine properly is no joke.

@schipbreukeling3 Год назад

@@proto-geek248 well said Carpenter

@tonyakarp 2 года назад

"Bob! I can't play a song on this!" absolutely destroyed me. i cried. A+

@mixelplxsdad2705 4 года назад

"Lots of idiots out there gang" Because he's actually confessing to his murders with an insane look on his face laughing about it. And everyone else laughs.

@jkm4645 2 года назад

He's awesome. Always great when Gutfeld has him on.

@louisbrown4620 2 года назад

Especially when he’s in the skits! So great!

@dubiousn00b24 2 года назад

Lol it's why im here. I wanted to see him in the wild cause he kills it in 20 sec spurts.

@a.rosesmith5998 4 года назад

How are they not laughing harder? That horse cocaine bit was hilarious!

@RickyAtoms 4 года назад

Why did he do the Krusty The Clown laugh so perfect?

@dianeaishamonday9125 4 года назад

Because he is deranged, which is the best part about him

@diegodelgado9764 4 года назад

5:29

@cflame13 4 года назад

Never heard of this guy, yet his dark humor and really upbeat attitude made everything funnier. I NEED MORE NOWWW! (Also that laugh is fucking great!)

@Sejoevia 2 года назад

Love him and Joe Devito when they’re on Gutfeld.

@bucsfan2565 4 года назад

I hate the growing amount of “story” comics who, when they get a Comedy Central or tonight show spot, just tell a dumb story. I really love Joe Machi. It’s just joke, joke, joke, joke. No bs. And the topics are great.

@_jomu 2 года назад

He’d do well in the UK

@WheelchairWolverine 2 года назад

I love story telling comics like Dave Chappelle Seinfeld and George Carlin. I also love awkward comics like Joe. The way he smiles the whole time, tense body and then drops a dark one liner you’re not expecting is hysterical!!

@dumaskhan 2 года назад

Wow, an actual jester....and I mean that with absolute respect.

@danielbutlermedia6264 4 года назад

Tig is starting to look really weird.

@agathacrane1297 4 года назад

Damn you. I can't unsee it.

@PyroMan3 4 года назад

came here just to say this

@benjamincox4211 4 года назад

Daniel Butler Media who is Tig?

@CamxCam. 4 года назад

@@benjamincox4211 Tig Notaro. Also, Google exists.

@morgengabe1 4 года назад

@@CamxCam. have you ever actually searched "Tig"? How are you so sure Benny there didn't look himself? Only thing relevant to "Tig Notaro" is second last result.

@tuckertrujillo748 4 года назад

Tell me doesn't sound like a Rick and Morty character.

@doshi050050 3 года назад

Looks and sounds like

@moolardpexcellent5253 2 года назад

That'll be five grapples..

@scribblypibbles4129 3 года назад

This guy is so underrated, his jokes just land better with a crowd with a dark sense of humor

@rakanplayer3209 4 года назад

his face lit up so much when he told jokes, it made me happy

@dianeaishamonday9125 4 года назад

He's honestly so freaking adorable in person

@rachelcarson7019 4 года назад

What the hell was THAT?!? I’m afraid to laugh coz I think the dude really Does have a cupcake factory 😱

@TheJeremyKentBGross 4 года назад

@Señor Payaso Naw, how can he murder you in your sleep if you know when he's coming?

@ericfontaine2145 2 года назад

So happy this showed up on my feed. Love Joe's style of comedy.

@TTBoyArDee 4 года назад

Joe goes from light to dark WAY to easily. And beautifully

@zeldabloom3582 4 года назад

Love his "villain laugh". 😂😂

@Leora23 4 года назад

Love the way he calls the audience “gang” 😂

@Something_Unique117 4 года назад

These jokes were so great. They were wasted on this crowd.

@ScrawnyRonnie89 3 года назад

I really enjoy this man's talent. We need laughter in this world.

@bczarrockbeast6264 3 года назад

He makes the guttfeld show for me love it when he's on

@well-dressed-bird 2 года назад

I know. I wish he were a permanent member of the show.

@christinejanis6552 2 года назад

@@well-dressed-bird me too, love him!

@corysmith1684 4 года назад

I think I almost died. This is the single funniest bit I have seen in a loooong time. I had to pause it 2 minutes in to get ahold of myself.

@TheActiveAssault 4 года назад

That burglar catchphrase got me 😂

@XenoTravis 4 года назад

Lol has nobody heard of Joe before? People seem to be on phase one... The "he looks weird" phase.

@RedSaint83 4 года назад

First impression here: He just seems to have an open face unlike that of other male comics - threw me off as well, but from comments on the internet (did a bit of research), it just seems like this is how he's like, voice and all.

@ceaser8999 4 года назад

I’m wondering where the fuck I’ve seen him before

@Vertigo71414 4 года назад

@@ceaser8999 He was on Last Comic Standing

@ceaser8999 4 года назад

Candace DeBoer yes. I saw his weird ass on last comic standing. Thank you

@MuffinCapBackBlue 4 года назад

I thought he was one of those transgendereds

@ladistar 4 года назад

This guy is so underrated, how is he not bigger than he is now

@jamesmcinnis208 2 года назад

What is his rating?

@tykeishecaldcleught6105 4 года назад

He is hilarious!! Had me fr LOL at my desk.

@tykeishecaldcleught6105 4 года назад

@Tom??

@finessegod2 3 года назад

I love Joe because I'm always 85% entertained and 15% disturbed that these things occur in his head 🤣.

@carriej.4120 2 года назад

😄😂😂

@carriej.4120 2 года назад

You have to appreciate Gilbert first

@christophergomez499 4 года назад

I love this guys look and demeanor it makes his jokes great XD

@osareafallire 4 года назад

2:42 "I can't play a song on this." Haha!!

@absurdlyy9009 4 года назад

I find it so cute when he calls the audience gang and honestly I wanna be part of the gang now

@RashtaEinthisB 4 года назад

4:05 THERES BEEN A CHANGE OF PLANS.... GIVE ME THE GUNS.. AND THE CASH..

@josienicholson8479 2 года назад

I've loved this guy since his start in comedy and now I love watching him on "Gutfeld!"

@TheMattPatch 4 года назад

"How about never forget my breadsticks"

@dianeaishamonday9125 4 года назад

YESSSS! OG fans unite!!!!

@socratichero6612 4 года назад

I like how much we've seen this dude grow confidence wise. Like, I came he has footage from years ago (early 2010s), and he seems like a completely different person. Good for him

@zekec6088 4 года назад

Maybe its partly the cannabis, but I laughed harder than I have in a long time at the cocaine horses bit. 😂🤣😪

@joanl5600 Год назад

I have to laugh just looking at Joe Machi. He is so funny!😂

@stevedouglas7375 4 года назад

Channel surfing and came across this. I laughed throughout the whole thing. Awesome! I wasn't aware of him, but I'm glad I found him. Very unique talent with funny and cool material.

@iLuvGaming 9 месяцев назад

I need a special from him, like you never know what he’s going to say lmaooo

@brianmathews2926 2 года назад

I come back at least once every month to hear the "Burglar Jeff" catchphrase, I don't think I've ever laughed harder at a joke

@oscarless_oscar 4 года назад

His high pitched voice makes it so much better 😂😂😂👍🏻

@ellie698 Месяц назад

Not enough testosterone yet. She'll get there

@CarStory 4 года назад

I wanted him to win Last Comic Standing. Glad to see he is still doing his thing. Love this guy.

@thomasstpeter2976 4 года назад

Car Story yeah he was the best one by far that year, his problem was that everyone knew he was the best so they kept voting him into the bottom 2 so he had to keep using his good stuff. a lot of his stuff isn't tv suitable so he just plain ran out of material that was good enough to win.

@user-tr3kf9hs6g 2 года назад

Last comic standing still standing as funny as ever. his dry humor is Great & HILARIOUS

@Lethargiccharge 4 года назад

Absolutely brilliant!!! Keep on killing it!!!

@Vecun 4 года назад

This guy is killing my insides hahaha I absolutely love his jokes, his style of storytelling and probably most of all, that dark streak in his jokes. Really hits the spot for me. How the audience does not know when or how to laugh exactly, makes the whole thing even better. Dude has balls. Really big ones, as he says in his steroids-joke. I believe him haha

@erichiguera 4 года назад

This is one of my top 3 favorite all time stand ups. Love this guy :P

@paypavisiontv6771 3 года назад

Dude this guy could be a serial killer with jokes! Cuz he had me DYING laughing! I really shed a tear lmmfao

@davitrill4740 4 года назад

He officially just made me a new fan of his dude is genuinely funny as hell 💯🤣😂on my granny kids

@kidmarvel2 4 года назад

5:04 lmaoooo too happy the joke worked. A true comedian looked for the funny in such a gruesome thought.

@jordanlewis4983 4 года назад

TheYoung Cyrus reminds me a lot of Norm Macdonald where his smile is at the crowd’s negative faces rather than the positive reactions lol

@shenanigans-20__20 2 года назад

You make me LOL for real! 🤣 Thanks, Greg Gutfeld!

@reddraco7779 4 года назад

That back of the head brick joke was gold. This dude is a gem.

@idakate7 3 месяца назад

The face and his expressions are priceless and then there are jokes too! Great comic. Love the face and expressions!

@kianjardine3666 4 года назад

I’m mr meeseeks look at me

@j.fragoso7451 4 года назад

Is that really the voice actor?

@subjectfoxgod9876 4 года назад

@@j.fragoso7451 yes

@theamishsoylentretailersof1952 4 года назад

Wrong........Justin Roiland co-creator of Rick and Morty is the voice of Mr Meeseeks. Just Saying. Google it if you don't believe me.

@edwardram6785 4 года назад

What's sadder than 1 baby in a dumpster? 1 baby in 10 dumpsters

@bmoore1908 4 года назад

Edward Ram I should feel bad for laughing at this, but I don’t good one 👍🏾

@ladistar 4 года назад

Oh shit that’s horrible but so funny Hahahaha

@dianeaishamonday9125 4 года назад

FBI OPEN UP

@redstar5607 2 года назад

I was just wondering where the dead baby jokes went!

@a787fxr 4 года назад

This is how humor and sarcasm works. It's dark on one hand yet that's what makes it funny and you know that it's just a joke.

@meganrhode88 3 года назад

For me, the best part of this very funny routine was at 7:21 Andres the expression of Glee on his face with the wonderful arm movements that accompanied it. It was the arm movements that did me in!

@michaelwells2624 3 года назад

The inspiration from Gilbert Godfried is apparent, and his own charisma takes it and knocks it out the park. Amazing.

@carriej.4120 2 года назад

you got it!

@XenoTravis 4 года назад

5:28 I replayed that laugh so many times

@titusalabat5173 3 года назад

That's Krusty's laugh on The Simpsons.

@Professor_Giggles 3 года назад

“There’s been a change in plans, give me the guns and the cash” 💰 😭💀

@nathanscovell2895 8 месяцев назад

Joe is awesome. He's what Morty would look like when he grows up.

@AdamTheRaptor 3 года назад

He looks like a creepy, overly joyous mime, and he has a unique delivery and style. Love it

@melany81 2 года назад

I love Joe Machi! 🥰🤣

@ericadams214 3 года назад

That Burglar Jeff bit was hilarious. Lmao

@TYBG85 25 дней назад

Joe Machi is great...and he looks like the Big Boy statue.

@crystal-angel1410 4 года назад

Omg! I ALWAYS make serial killer jokes😂😂😂 I died when I saw this. Awesome job, man!!!👍👍👍🤘🤘🤘

@CAMAROZSS 2 года назад

If you actually see a man on that stage..... You are blind! You younger sheep are so used to beta males that you cannot tell them apart from women. This supposed comedian is a woman.

@crystal-angel1410 2 года назад

@@CAMAROZSS well, he goes by Joe and looks and dresses like a man, so no matter what, he's a man. Either way, who cares? It's about the comedy. Lighten up, plz

@dianeaishamonday9125 2 года назад

@@CAMAROZSS met him in person twice and he is definitely a dude. You're just jealous bc the guy with the high pitched voice is more talented than you 😂

@Mr_Twiglesworth 4 года назад

This got really good

@jakeguard9099 4 года назад

It's been so long since I've seen him hilarious 😂

@gtaylor1442 4 года назад

The way he speaks is really evocative of a neighbor who’s a dad and a substitute teacher who you’ve only ever spoken to at a neighborhood barbecue.

@danieljones6389 4 года назад

Did he blink at all? 😳

@dianeaishamonday9125 4 года назад

Joe doesn't need to blink. JOE SEES ALL.

@FFmaxxx 4 года назад

Lol he's not even that dark. But laughed more at the crowd being so awkward

@420johonig 2 года назад

He's so unique and I love that he's as weird off stage as he is on. Lol 😆 🤣 😂

@carniedph 3 года назад

The bob dillon part was the best.

@corbinsmith658 4 года назад

Is it just me or does this guy have a real awkward chihuahua energy

@dianeaishamonday9125 4 года назад

He does, but somehow it is blessed and not cursed. Saw him live a couple weeks ago and he is AWESOME

@TheNanabanana127 4 года назад

He's got variations in his style. Sometimes he really is like an electric chihuahua. With a tambourine. Other times he makes me wonder if he's Rosie O'Donnell and PeeWee Herman's love child.