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WHAT HAPPENS IF EVERY NIGHT IS A BLOOD MOON?! | 7 Days to Die MEGA EPISODE 

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In a normal game of 7 Days to Die there's a Blood Moon every 7 days... but for Wade's Birthday I decided to give him the best gift of all and make EVERY NIGHT A BLOOD MOON!!
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@marcywise1856
@marcywise1856 4 года назад
**Amy walks in** Mark:"Oh, Hey Amy" Amy: "You killing everybody?" Mark: "Just Wade." Amy: "Good Job. Good job." Me: ...👀
@gavin6993
@gavin6993 4 года назад
Time?
@marcywise1856
@marcywise1856 4 года назад
@@gavin6993 19:50
@gavin6993
@gavin6993 4 года назад
@@marcywise1856 ty ❤
@marcywise1856
@marcywise1856 4 года назад
@@gavin6993 Np 😊
@otterbread8200
@otterbread8200 4 года назад
she has such mum vibes i love it
@neilgoldberg547
@neilgoldberg547 4 года назад
Wade: "oh my god im so dead" Mark: "Why did you fall off the roof"? Wade: "I panicked." Mark: "But I specifically told you not to panic." Wade: "But you said it in a way that made me panic even more"
@atticussato2990
@atticussato2990 4 года назад
Welcome to : A N X I E T Y
@theholytoilet6668
@theholytoilet6668 4 года назад
Matthaeus As a toilet, I completely agree.
@cordero6960
@cordero6960 4 года назад
yeah these two would do well in post apocalypse world
@KillsAtGames
@KillsAtGames 4 года назад
panicked*
@austinrowan9308
@austinrowan9308 Год назад
“We’re going to survive; you, me, that zombie over there…” my favorite line.
@juliaperry5860
@juliaperry5860 9 месяцев назад
" We're gonna live" In fact; they did not
@Green_Lightning_Games
@Green_Lightning_Games 6 месяцев назад
I have two. Wade: "OH FUCK ME!!!!" Mark:" What did you do?!?" Wade "THERE WAS A SURPRISE!" And Mark: "WAH!!!! THE COYOTE!!! It's dead. I exploded its brains."
@Green_Lightning_Games
@Green_Lightning_Games 6 месяцев назад
Forgot the times. The first one: 11:13 The second one: 11:28
@UncleSamAAAA
@UncleSamAAAA 2 года назад
*before the stream* wade: yeah im just looking for something to relax to mark: ok, listen, you're gonna laugh
@carterround4600
@carterround4600 10 месяцев назад
Y-you guys playing Uno over there?
@audreychalin17
@audreychalin17 10 месяцев назад
@@carterround4600”y-you guys playing 7 days to die over there? You guys wanna play the same game at the same like time?”
@ActualChrist
@ActualChrist 9 месяцев назад
Memento mori dude
@lillyolpin842
@lillyolpin842 4 года назад
bob wasn't here so mark had to assume the position of "calculated betrayer"
@frederf3227
@frederf3227 4 года назад
Bob? The nice one? Surely not!
@stanleyscalf8836
@stanleyscalf8836 4 года назад
As opposed to Wades "Always betrayer because he's a complete idiot?"
@newbaggett
@newbaggett 4 года назад
As opposed to: "Here yah go Mark!" "Aw thanks budd-...Wade, this is just vitamins." **BRRNG BRRING NOISES IN THE DISTANCE** "...Wade?"
@gabriellockwood2780
@gabriellockwood2780 4 года назад
"There was a man lying down, and I went to check on him and he disappeared!" Is the same energy as; "THE FROG TURNED INTO A TIGER! There was also a snake!"
@juliannehaidusek4202
@juliannehaidusek4202 4 года назад
I understand this reference and I am very proud of myself.
@julien7196
@julien7196 4 года назад
@@juliannehaidusek4202 what is it a referance to
@ryndoesathing4183
@ryndoesathing4183 4 года назад
@@julien7196 One of the hand simulators on an island
@rockysmith6105
@rockysmith6105 4 года назад
@@julien7196 Yep, hand sim survival which mark would later solo to victory.
@Da_Shark
@Da_Shark 4 года назад
Wade is just a very special boi
@Uncle_Hargle
@Uncle_Hargle 3 года назад
“The worst thing about betrayal is that it doesn’t come from an enemy.”
@aronymousboi2786
@aronymousboi2786 2 года назад
Yeah, that's why it's referred to as a betrayal
@BrettAShore
@BrettAShore 2 года назад
@@aronymousboi2786 Damn that got me.
@rhettbaldwin2417
@rhettbaldwin2417 2 года назад
sun tzu, the art of war
@tylerthompson5859
@tylerthompson5859 2 года назад
That's some next level reddit t-shirt quote. I love it.
@nicholaskinkaid
@nicholaskinkaid Год назад
Worst thing about murder is that someone doesn't get to walk away.
@Sam-ho5kt
@Sam-ho5kt 2 года назад
Amy: are you killing everybody? Mark: killing Wade apparently Amy: good job, good job
@ashleybarnes9343
@ashleybarnes9343 2 года назад
Literally copied someone's comment from 2 years ago but sure
@Myuutsuu85
@Myuutsuu85 2 года назад
@@ashleybarnes9343 first world problems.
@elaineschow5700
@elaineschow5700 Год назад
@@Myuutsuu85 XD
@Akira.0.
@Akira.0. 9 месяцев назад
Anyone who cares about copied comments are dumb cause mark has 30 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS
@Mudkippropagandamelody
@Mudkippropagandamelody 8 месяцев назад
​​@@ashleybarnes9343 don't you think it's possible that maybe- stick with me for a moment- maybe they didn't see it?
@panicathogwarts
@panicathogwarts 4 года назад
Mark: "we're going to survive, aren't we buddy?" Wade:......................... "I'm good. How are you?"
@austinelledge7357
@austinelledge7357 4 года назад
Officer: "How high are you?" Wade: "I'm good. How are you?"
@wakahisasensei
@wakahisasensei 4 года назад
“Every night is a blood moon.” -Mark “I’m not a masochist” Fischbach
@rockstar292
@rockstar292 4 года назад
To be fair mark was prepared for it, in this case he's more of a Sadist-
@Foreststrike
@Foreststrike 4 года назад
@@rockstar292 Why do I hear maniacal laughter?
@seemslegit614
@seemslegit614 4 года назад
He is more sadist than masochist Ethan on the other hand
@flightreactsfanboi9717
@flightreactsfanboi9717 4 года назад
Hes neither
@memedaddy6189
@memedaddy6189 4 года назад
666th like.
@Kekedekes
@Kekedekes 2 года назад
“The locals seem nice.” Wade’s humor is another level.
@chuckled125
@chuckled125 2 года назад
That's something I can imagine a Left 4 Dead character saying
@Crims0n9088
@Crims0n9088 2 года назад
Can I get a timestamp?
@Kekedekes
@Kekedekes 2 года назад
@@Crims0n9088 1:01:11 I had to watch it all over to find that, but I don’t mind. I’ve watched this video at least a dozen times.
@bird_with_knives
@bird_with_knives 2 года назад
@@Kekedekes thanks, man
@iraf.official
@iraf.official 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@daveotakuman8933
@daveotakuman8933 3 года назад
I love how mark just hates on the church saying how bad a spawn it is, when it's the best most defendable chokepoint they find the whole playthrough
@FuriosasWarRig
@FuriosasWarRig 2 года назад
Churches are just terrible anyway lmao
@leadmydayslord4027
@leadmydayslord4027 2 года назад
I think uts cause he us atheist
@daveotakuman8933
@daveotakuman8933 2 года назад
@@leadmydayslord4027 not really what I ment but ok. Was just sayin from a logical standpoint its the best kill box. Not many points to defend so you could focus most of your attention on shoring up the front doors defenses. Hope that helps
@megarayquaza9054
@megarayquaza9054 Год назад
@@daveotakuman8933 with one possible problem of getting completely surrounded because of the fact that there's only 1 way out
@Squirtle0360
@Squirtle0360 4 года назад
Remember Wade's birthday where they played Uno and everyone kept giving Wade bits on twitch for turnip soup? Because I do.
@emlynselene1096
@emlynselene1096 4 года назад
I fondly remember that
@codeecho9404
@codeecho9404 4 года назад
Squirtle 360 his chat on stream and even some on RU-vid still bring up the turnips 😂
@anichka101
@anichka101 4 года назад
I rewatched that video just a couple days ago how nice
@mylaedhros7965
@mylaedhros7965 4 года назад
Lol turnip souppppp
@realgaminggenius
@realgaminggenius 4 года назад
he still hasn't made that video of him eating turnip soup and i'm lowkey fuming
@madmouse1016
@madmouse1016 4 года назад
Amy like "you killing everybody?" Has the same vibe as a grandma trying to support her grandson's gaming xD
@bonnievoiceactor
@bonnievoiceactor 4 года назад
It made me think of that "Are you winning, son?" meme XD
@natedogg1088
@natedogg1088 4 года назад
Gamers need support too :D Gooooooo Wade!!!
@yellowmelon9402
@yellowmelon9402 3 года назад
Totally
@TDuiker
@TDuiker 3 года назад
i cant find wades perspective from this stream, like what hes doing all this time :P
@danubio79
@danubio79 3 года назад
@@TDuiker yeah, i wanna see "THE HOUSE"
@moth8638
@moth8638 2 года назад
I love how Amy came in and did a "are you winning son?" On Mark
@pastnfurious5847
@pastnfurious5847 2 года назад
29:18 "We'Re In ThE dEsErT, yOu DiNgUs." Cracks me up every time 🤣
@hanzha
@hanzha 2 года назад
The fact i came from a video from that title
@AlexGamer-rn2xo
@AlexGamer-rn2xo 2 года назад
@@hanzha same here
@CH51234
@CH51234 2 года назад
@@AlexGamer-rn2xo same
@jessicanirri7321
@jessicanirri7321 2 года назад
sounds like my daughter @korranirri
@airsoftrecap8646
@airsoftrecap8646 2 года назад
I just saw your comment when he said that 😂
@wildfirefox1
@wildfirefox1 4 года назад
Wade has, so far: Dislocated his thump playing animal crossing Thought he broke his nose doing a voice bit while sneezing Dislocated his wrist and popped it back into place while playing an online boardgame with the group ??? More to come im sure
@meowkittymeowmeow2786
@meowkittymeowmeow2786 4 года назад
Wait what video did he dislocate his wrist?
@wildfirefox1
@wildfirefox1 4 года назад
@@meowkittymeowmeow2786 It's Uno. "Wade literally breaks his hand"
@wolfychan4223
@wolfychan4223 4 года назад
@@wildfirefox1 I can't find it. Did he delete it?
@siannon2
@siannon2 4 года назад
@@wolfychan4223 no he didnt
@SeaguIISoup
@SeaguIISoup 4 года назад
Wolfy Chan It’s on mark’s channel
@renakira3458
@renakira3458 4 года назад
Mark: "Wade, these are vitamins they don't.." Wade: *Silently drives away* *I SENSE A DOUBLE BETRAYAL!!!*
@tsurra
@tsurra 4 года назад
The best part is, he was heading straight towards a zombie in his silence
@austinelledge7357
@austinelledge7357 4 года назад
Oooohhh baby a triple!
@thechimera5988
@thechimera5988 3 года назад
I love how in the beginning Mark is so supportive and caring, then as time goes on it turns into “We’re in the desert you dingus”
@blindedace9011
@blindedace9011 2 года назад
Mark: REPAIR YOUR STUFF Wade: *starts singing "Seagulls, Stop It Now!"*
@CrossbredManiac
@CrossbredManiac 8 месяцев назад
Best thing is that a lot of people don't actually get why it's funny 😭
@willow8055
@willow8055 7 месяцев назад
classic
@thedrifter5531
@thedrifter5531 4 года назад
amy is like a proud mom "you killing everybody?"
@justalittleturtle5600
@justalittleturtle5600 4 года назад
I was thinking of the Grandpa memes, "Are ya winning?"
@caidmendoza3445
@caidmendoza3445 4 года назад
@@justalittleturtle5600 my granda would see me miss a shot and go, "ya missed him bud"
@cubeass
@cubeass 4 года назад
"are you winning son?"
@Darkmage1293
@Darkmage1293 4 года назад
Amy: "You killin everybody?" Mark: "Killin Wade apparently." Amy: "Good Job, Good Job." Barbara, is that you?
@faztrapproductions6973
@faztrapproductions6973 4 года назад
Barbara: Yes.
@samofsamnation7523
@samofsamnation7523 3 года назад
@Lonely Pluto That would explain Mark’s affinity for Barbara.
@GKAriell
@GKAriell 2 года назад
I want a literal walking dead show but with just mark and Wade. I’d legit pay for it. Like. Each episode. Dear god this is great
@TheLadyKatt
@TheLadyKatt 2 года назад
This is gold
@meganhausman1443
@meganhausman1443 6 месяцев назад
@GKAriell have you seen the Walking Dead episode of Drunk Minecraft? It’s so dumb. It’s one of my favorites. 😂
@king_carno
@king_carno 2 года назад
Wade: Mark the birds! Mark: That’s your problem man Wade: No they’re on you Mark: AHHH THE BIRDS!!!! Wade: That’s your problem you deserved that 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@SproutTussle
@SproutTussle Год назад
Timestamp?
@Formersnail6631
@Formersnail6631 Год назад
​@@SproutTussle. About 9-10 minutes in
@alnikoamri1779
@alnikoamri1779 Год назад
​@@SproutTussle 25:29
@archerkuro4158
@archerkuro4158 4 года назад
The real tittle is "Using Wade's Birthday as an Excuse to put him through Hell"
@triggered_atheist619
@triggered_atheist619 4 года назад
Under liked comment in my honest opinion
@tomurashigaraki7031
@tomurashigaraki7031 4 года назад
Yup
@jacobbroughton6565
@jacobbroughton6565 4 года назад
My favourite tittie
@bigc7099
@bigc7099 4 года назад
;)
@raywoods2373
@raywoods2373 4 года назад
underrated this needs a heart at least 5 k likes
@juhoflow695
@juhoflow695 4 года назад
_Markiplier's song:_ *T-E-A-M-W-O-R-K* *T* is for Two of us traveling together *E* is for Everyone loves me _"What?"_ *A* is for Always be there beside you *M* is for Mark is trustworthy _"Okay that checks out but shouldn't there be w o r k"_ *W* is for Wade he is the best in the world *O* is for Orange for the Bengals *R* is for raring to go down the road _"what was the last letter?" "K"_ *K* is for you'll be oKay
@clouded.2360
@clouded.2360 4 года назад
When was this?
@becauseican908
@becauseican908 4 года назад
You need more likes
@stanmarsh7890
@stanmarsh7890 4 года назад
C is for the Cigar they left behind
@karissam3244
@karissam3244 4 года назад
@@clouded.2360 1:19:16
@sleepyheadinsomniac6265
@sleepyheadinsomniac6265 4 года назад
Raring*
@kahnwae6324
@kahnwae6324 2 года назад
"If I find a gun in this drop I'll give you one" Meanwhile Mark has like nine guns...
@somedudeoncomment9588
@somedudeoncomment9588 2 года назад
🤣
@DoubleADwarf
@DoubleADwarf 2 года назад
I really wish we could see the VOD from Wade's stream. I want to know what the hell he was doing for 5 days.
@emmam1282
@emmam1282 4 года назад
Mark: “did you just put the goggles on because they were an item that you found?” Wade: “yes?” I swear Wade is me
@jossefyoucef4977
@jossefyoucef4977 4 года назад
Mark most likely did the same thing and just made wade feel bad about it
@tiffanywhitney9501
@tiffanywhitney9501 4 года назад
Same
@charlesmaas3984
@charlesmaas3984 4 года назад
Don't you mean, you are Wade?
@kendac5493
@kendac5493 4 года назад
Wade is your spirit animal
@nebulaadora8339
@nebulaadora8339 4 года назад
Arthur Morgan grammar police!
@destrukto8736
@destrukto8736 4 года назад
I was waiting the whole time for Bob to pop in screaming "I'm 89% umbrella!"
@Eddieyeti_ttv
@Eddieyeti_ttv 4 года назад
thats because its an old one that he played and reposted it again 😞
@supermariobros9527
@supermariobros9527 4 года назад
Yeah, ditto. Hopefully it will happen again in a future episode.
@blakecacini8016
@blakecacini8016 4 года назад
@@supermariobros9527 did you say future episode?
@Broman2980
@Broman2980 Год назад
Hello the past
@Drew-J.H.-Rochester
@Drew-J.H.-Rochester Год назад
@@Broman2980 Hello the past.
@neonsucgang3995
@neonsucgang3995 2 года назад
11:16 the way wade said "THERE IS A SURPRISE" is just hilarious
@Wla3-gt6dk
@Wla3-gt6dk 2 месяца назад
Don’t forget “We’Re In ThE dEsErT yA dInGuS…” 😂😂😂
@blitzcha0s308
@blitzcha0s308 2 года назад
I've been rewatching this so many times that now I'm curious to see Wade's perspective of things. Especially curious about the house that Wade claims that there's so many loot.
@aaronstuff4770
@aaronstuff4770 2 года назад
i looked, it no exist
@aniyilator
@aniyilator 4 месяца назад
He was pulling the move that Mark used to do when he would pretend to go to his college classes by going somewhere and walking around for a while
@mumblemaster
@mumblemaster 4 года назад
Mark: "Wade, these are vitamins they don't.." Wade: silently driving away
@TheMasterVictory
@TheMasterVictory 4 года назад
the betrayer got betrayed xD
@BroganiteOG
@BroganiteOG 4 года назад
Plot twist: Wade betrays Mark
@mylaedhros7965
@mylaedhros7965 4 года назад
Wade would NeVErrRr lol I love this so much.
@whitefang5973
@whitefang5973 4 года назад
And thus the circle of betrayal is complete
@darrellwillis4871
@darrellwillis4871 4 года назад
Mark: *betrays Wade via bike* Wade: no u
@miabullafaloni1312
@miabullafaloni1312 4 года назад
I love that Amy's version of "ya winnin', son?" Is "you killin everybody?"
@MagnumSized
@MagnumSized 4 года назад
and she's happy he's killing wade
@xerilaun
@xerilaun 4 года назад
19:57
@afineg1
@afineg1 4 года назад
Mom comes in
@anything___Gaming
@anything___Gaming 4 года назад
Literally the entire audience sees chica for 15 seconds losing their shit the entire time
@pierre-lucsurprenant490
@pierre-lucsurprenant490 4 года назад
^^
@BendyK_
@BendyK_ 2 года назад
Wade: I fell of the ROOF and DIED! Mark: Why did you fall of a roof?! Wade: I panicked. Mark: I told you not to PANIC!
@thestrangemusician168
@thestrangemusician168 2 года назад
Wade: yeah but you said it in a way that made me panic more!
@potatotatoman1145
@potatotatoman1145 Год назад
Mark:That doesnt make any sense!
@vacantvoid3888
@vacantvoid3888 3 года назад
I'm on a desert deployment right now and let me tell you, when Wade said "I HATE THE DESERT" i felt that at an emotional friggin level man...
@mikeratomn3475
@mikeratomn3475 2 года назад
Really?
@jayspaz819
@jayspaz819 2 года назад
for what?
@bestelln
@bestelln 2 года назад
Same bro I’m in Africa 😂
@4ZRA3L562
@4ZRA3L562 2 года назад
he never replied must be ded now XD
@bestelln
@bestelln 2 года назад
@@4ZRA3L562 that's a really stupid thing to say
@rammuertoanimations4664
@rammuertoanimations4664 4 года назад
Mark: "you okay?" Wade: *"I CREAMED, I'M GOOD"* Ladies and gentlemen, the last survivors of humanity
@anujayabandu572
@anujayabandu572 4 года назад
Ram Muerto Animations 🤣🤣🤣
@amyhosey6910
@amyhosey6910 2 года назад
Mark: "Let's start poking them from the gap" Also Mark: *Pulls out double barrel*
@thehalfnutprince
@thehalfnutprince 2 года назад
they're just really big pokes
@PirateOfGermany
@PirateOfGermany Год назад
*rip and tear fades in*
@Abyssal_Entity
@Abyssal_Entity Год назад
He's just poking them with flying bullets
@w0lfsouls
@w0lfsouls 2 года назад
Wade: “It’s gonna be a chill stream.” 😌 Mark: “Yeah about that…” 🤣🤣🤣
@miahbey8583
@miahbey8583 4 года назад
Wade: Almost breaks nose sneezing while doing an Elmo impression, Dislocates thumb while playing animal crossing, Dislocates wrist jazz handing to hard
@spiritravenheart1335
@spiritravenheart1335 4 года назад
He is very accident prone.
@Nucl34r_W1nt3r
@Nucl34r_W1nt3r 4 года назад
truly the man we all must fear
@huuminbloodborn7570
@huuminbloodborn7570 4 года назад
Wade is made of paper, love, and rage.
@ScarletCandlelight
@ScarletCandlelight 4 года назад
Ara we sure Wade doesn't have EDS?
@griffinsonjupiter
@griffinsonjupiter 4 года назад
@@ScarletCandlelight fnejfidjd was literally about to comment that. Or maybe just hypermobile in some way. Dislocating things like that sn't normal. Are you EDS gang too?
@CaptainSkullDemon
@CaptainSkullDemon 4 года назад
Mark: [Rides off into the sunset] Wade: *[Rides off toward a zombie]*
@faztrapproductions6973
@faztrapproductions6973 4 года назад
XDXD Sounds just like something they would do haha
@stylishniggachannel4763
@stylishniggachannel4763 4 года назад
Lol
@andrewvandyke8615
@andrewvandyke8615 4 года назад
Elmo ONE SHOT ONE KILL
@bananamanbobross1711
@bananamanbobross1711 3 года назад
I love how you can just see Chica in Markiplier’s camera just being adorable
@resonance1838
@resonance1838 2 года назад
Wade: YOU GOT THREE DAYS IN?!?! Mark: *casual nervous laughter* I didn't wanna spoil the experience for you
@ZorotheGallade
@ZorotheGallade 4 года назад
Wade: "I'M GONNA BLEED OUT!" Mark: "Don't do that Wade." HEALING 100
@ShaggyTheClown17
@ShaggyTheClown17 4 года назад
101
@thegambleman8
@thegambleman8 4 года назад
wade did it to mark no it is mark's turn
@friedrice7876
@friedrice7876 4 года назад
ZorotheGallade The medic
@uwu8725
@uwu8725 4 года назад
*RESTORATION 100
@ArgentoGaming
@ArgentoGaming 4 года назад
@@uwu8725 thank you, someone fixed it
@hughtran2520
@hughtran2520 3 года назад
"We're gonna survive, Right buddy?" "...." "Buddy?" Wade: "Im good. How are you?"
@samanthawehrmeister421
@samanthawehrmeister421 3 года назад
wade does not answer:panik he says "im good":kalm he says "im good: PANIK
@damophobe
@damophobe 3 года назад
Bethesda NPCs.
@bleh1822
@bleh1822 3 года назад
Yo I do that to some time
@braindeadman1829
@braindeadman1829 3 года назад
I read this just when they said it, perfect timing
@Tonsils-micman
@Tonsils-micman 3 года назад
@@samanthawehrmeister421z
@Fluffy1563
@Fluffy1563 2 года назад
Me and my friend are doing this and it's both great and pants-shitting terrifying if you don't have enough supplies, ESPECIALLY if a certain SOMEONE turned the enemy count up to 64 zombies per player.
@seymourbuttz6419
@seymourbuttz6419 2 года назад
Oh.
@Japhea
@Japhea Год назад
What is the time setting? Is the day cycle 30 minutes or 20?
@Fluffy1563
@Fluffy1563 Год назад
@@Japhea It was 30 I think
@Japhea
@Japhea Год назад
@@Fluffy1563 thank you! Although I'm an idiot, he literally says it in the beginning of the video LOL! It's 20 minutes after all
@Fluffy1563
@Fluffy1563 Год назад
@@Japhea lol, didn't hear that either. 0:36
@shotguntony4730
@shotguntony4730 2 года назад
Mark: It must be eggs that make the birds go crazy. Me: No Mark I think they're just zombie birds.
@punky_portraits
@punky_portraits 4 года назад
I've had SUCH a bad day today and just the blurry 3 seconds of chica made me feel so much better (I mean mark and wade are nice but CHICA)
@ClericDoggo56
@ClericDoggo56 4 года назад
Chicky chica is the goodest gurl
@psilocybin683
@psilocybin683 4 года назад
You know you can find dogs everywhere on the internet right ?
@DelonixRegia04
@DelonixRegia04 4 года назад
I hope tomorrow will be better for you!
@hauntedheartss
@hauntedheartss 4 года назад
ゆがんだVเภςєภ† yeah, but it’s *_chica_*
@hauntedheartss
@hauntedheartss 4 года назад
The Art Of Gaming Chica is the best lil floofer ❤️❤️❤️
@rivrrr29
@rivrrr29 4 года назад
Mark: not believing Wade when he says that he thought he broke his nose by sneezing and also dislocating his thumb playing animal crossing Me: this is the same man who some how dislocated his wrist by jazz handing too hard while playing UNO anything is possible Edit: thanks for all of the likes guys❤
@kewegahl7707
@kewegahl7707 4 года назад
On next episode of stupid ways that wade hurts himself: wade breaks his ankle while jumping up from his chair It's stupid, but wade will make it work
@antiusinferno9396
@antiusinferno9396 4 года назад
I have no idea how he does any of this it might actually be beneficial for medical science to study Wade just to find out how he does it. I mean if we can figure it out we will know just how to prevent it and who knows maybe we'll find a cure for terrible luck and stupidity by doing so... or we'll forget about it and find cupcakes instead.
@lucamaniac796
@lucamaniac796 4 года назад
Scp pleasssee
@Isopants
@Isopants 4 года назад
Totally believable, that kind of bad luck runs in my family. My sister shattered her foot in six places doing the MC Hammer dance. True story. She has a plate in her foot now.
@l0sts0ul89
@l0sts0ul89 4 года назад
@@Isopants thats kinda funny
@Keshia____
@Keshia____ Год назад
Mark, Bob, and Wade really need to play more on this game
@dylanschmidt7739
@dylanschmidt7739 Год назад
So true
@callumburtt2206
@callumburtt2206 Год назад
imagine if jack joined them too
@Keshia____
@Keshia____ Год назад
@@callumburtt2206 that would be epic
@Eris_Greyrat
@Eris_Greyrat Год назад
Im sure they will be back when alpha 21 comes around becuase new content.
@xhasemcdonald5255
@xhasemcdonald5255 Месяц назад
@@Eris_Greyratohh man I wish they did
@ditzydoo04
@ditzydoo04 3 года назад
It’s funny how when Mark first stared playing 7 Days to Die, he need Wade for help, but now, this episode is an example of how Wade’s skills have just about completely abandoned him and went to Mark 😂
@nicholasdemaio3827
@nicholasdemaio3827 10 месяцев назад
I was thinking the same thing!
@dogdig
@dogdig 4 года назад
Wade: "I'm punching grass!" Mark while punching grass: "That's not building barricades!"
@MsNoPixel
@MsNoPixel 4 года назад
I died when that happened... Marks over here in his own head like “shhhhh he’ll never know” (referring to wade knowing marks punching grass as well).
@crazyartist7479
@crazyartist7479 4 года назад
NEW ENDING IN YANDERE SIM
@dracophoenixttv
@dracophoenixttv 4 года назад
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts Mark only plays it when it updates if its an interesting one.
@moreclick978
@moreclick978 4 года назад
@@dracophoenixttv which is never
@angelee3519
@angelee3519 4 года назад
1000th like
@williamsmith208
@williamsmith208 4 года назад
Not hearing Bob's laugh on a 7 Days to Die breaks my heart
@Flamuski
@Flamuski 4 года назад
Ikr! His laughs are so precious
@captinrex2261
@captinrex2261 4 года назад
I miss 7 Days to Die, I’d play it more but PS4 edition sucks compared to the PC version. Me and my friends can’t even play without the server glitching out or the game crashing.
@theholytoilet6668
@theholytoilet6668 4 года назад
William Smith I know, right? At this point, not hearing Bob with Wade and Mark is like listening to metal with no guitars.
@fersotic
@fersotic 4 года назад
I only played alpha 15-16. I Just don't like new ones. Weapons are everywhere and traders giving shit for them. Vultures everywhere too, and because of it i always need to look in the sky. Idk what's with alpha 18, but i remember me and my friend tried to play alpha 17, and we laughed because zombies were soo slow they just weren't able to reach us. That granny zombie even died on the road running to us, we laughed so hard, but i assume that was just a glitch and it's no more appearing in the new versions.
@xerilaun
@xerilaun 4 года назад
sameee
@nany_quinha
@nany_quinha 2 года назад
Wade: i want water Also wade: *drinks water *Gets diarrhea *Gets thirstier
@heydude1112
@heydude1112 2 года назад
0:29 That moment when a veteran gives you instructions to survive for at least a day on your own... gives me chills when I play this for the first time
@rend3ring
@rend3ring 4 года назад
Remember when this came out and Wade was like, "I'm getting a ton of birthday wishes, but my birthday was a month ago, so I'm guessing Mark uploaded a video." Cause I do.
@baneZacon
@baneZacon 3 года назад
Pepperidge farm remembers~
@Sedvald
@Sedvald 2 года назад
1 year later
@behindthesetup7098
@behindthesetup7098 2 года назад
What
@Fuck_handles
@Fuck_handles 2 года назад
@@behindthesetup7098 see,this video was streamed on wade's birthday,while markiplier uploaded it on RU-vid a month after the original stream,hence some people thought it's wade's birthday and(i assume)they wished him happy birthday on his stream,then wade,using complex human thinking patterns,concluded that he's getting a ton of birthday wishes because mark has indeed uploaded their stream on his RU-vid channel.
@messyalien5164
@messyalien5164 2 года назад
@@baneZacon I love Family Guy references!!
@vilmosdibuz4408
@vilmosdibuz4408 4 года назад
Imagine going to the doctor, and when he asks what's the problem you have to explain that you, a 30 year old man broke your nose while doing an Elmo impression.
@liconytegaming421
@liconytegaming421 4 года назад
Vilmos Dibuz is this some kind of further in the video joke i don’t understand
@nitro_shark1170
@nitro_shark1170 4 года назад
@@liconytegaming421 yes
@nitro_shark1170
@nitro_shark1170 4 года назад
@@liconytegaming421 there is some really funny moments so stick till the end :)
@spurka8837
@spurka8837 4 года назад
Man, i'm gonna die, wade luck is like if god himself is messing with him for just for fun
@dovahcatgaming922
@dovahcatgaming922 4 года назад
I need a video of this 😂
@Alexander_productions
@Alexander_productions 2 года назад
Wade: screaming from zombies. Mark: *barley holding in laugh*
@HorsesMore
@HorsesMore 2 года назад
At 58:02. Mark saying no no no no sounded like him starting the chainsaw 🤣🤣
@JamesRiderX
@JamesRiderX 4 года назад
Wade: I broke my nose by sneezing while doing a Elmo impression. Mark: Considering it's you, I do not doubt that in the slightest. *not even 10 seconds later* Wade: I also dislocated my thumb playing animal crossing. Mark: I don't believe you!!!
@thatonegirl5220
@thatonegirl5220 4 года назад
why does the second thing sound more like Wade than the first?
@Eremiyah
@Eremiyah 4 года назад
Remember, Wade dislocated his wrist/hand during an Uno game as well
@dcc105
@dcc105 4 года назад
Amy sounds like a mom being supportive of their child playing games.
@FlightIess
@FlightIess 4 года назад
"Are ya winning, son?"
@billybongos876
@billybongos876 4 года назад
I didn’t think that existed
@chaosincarnate7304
@chaosincarnate7304 4 года назад
Imagine having parents lol :(.
@Jewelsonn
@Jewelsonn 4 года назад
No Imagine being the parent and saying that... Lol
@unmenschlich9444
@unmenschlich9444 4 года назад
@DCC 105 She literally walks into the room and her first question is "ya killin everyone?" Can you imagine your parents asking that if you were playing a game lol.
@petegraf
@petegraf 6 месяцев назад
I've watched this so many times. And every time when Wade exasperatedly says, "There was a surprise!" Just fills my heart with glee.
@petarblag
@petarblag 2 года назад
1:02 I can imagine Mark's character speaking to his friend on the phone while casually killing a zombie at the same time
@ryanlowe5681
@ryanlowe5681 4 года назад
Wade: **Breaks his nose while doing an Elmo impression** Wade again: **Dislocates his thumb while playing Animal Crossing** Also Wade: **Breaks his hand while doing jazz hands** Wade another time: **Dislocates his wrist clicking to fast**
@sansprobus7209
@sansprobus7209 4 года назад
i hope that was recorded
@glitched448
@glitched448 4 года назад
Wade is not ok
@names1139
@names1139 4 года назад
Jesus is wade made of paper
@MeribelNova
@MeribelNova 4 года назад
The jazz hands incident is my personal favorite Poor guy 😂
@Wren_C
@Wren_C 4 года назад
Wade dislocated his wrist when he clicked too fast during Uno that one time.
@yeetopateeto-2290
@yeetopateeto-2290 4 года назад
Bob is usually the one who is sensible so without him mark and wade are like two children without parents in a toy store.
@R4GNAR0G
@R4GNAR0G 4 года назад
Sounds about right. The way Wade whine at Mark when he ran away with the bike was hilarious. Just like a 5 year old when his favorite toy's taken away. LUL
@ishbr7896
@ishbr7896 4 года назад
Yup yup i agreed 😂
@charadreemurr3397
@charadreemurr3397 4 года назад
or it's like bob is that one parent that makes their kid (mark) go over to the weird kids (wade) birthday party and because bob isn't around, Mark isn't being nice anymore but then actually starts to like him by the end of the party
@kagari1426
@kagari1426 4 года назад
Bob's secretly playing with them, he isn't in the,group and has build a bunker
@alexgray2039
@alexgray2039 4 года назад
I have never been so horribly offended by something I 100% agree with.
@EmberWishes147
@EmberWishes147 3 года назад
Wade: I'm punching grass Mark, who is also punching grass: That's not barricading your house, what are you doing?!?! 😂
@motleythewild
@motleythewild 2 года назад
This is still one of my favorite videos. All 1 hour, 22 minutes and 42 seconds live rent free in my brain ball.
@emem7862
@emem7862 4 года назад
Omg. Amy: "You killing everybody?" Mark: "I'm killing wade apparently" Amy: "Good job" 🤣
@panicathogwarts
@panicathogwarts 4 года назад
Mark: manages to turn a crappy house into one with decent fortifications and lots of good supplies that gets them through several bloodmoon nights Also Mark: *we should move*
@poachedbrotato6053
@poachedbrotato6053 4 года назад
That church is really good. Elevated for one. And it has only one approachable entrance. Easy to defend
@kurtronqx7135
@kurtronqx7135 4 года назад
it would unnecessarily lengthen the video and make it boring. as sad as that sounds, i suppose Mark intended for this world to only be used for this stream
@otakuspeedpaints2809
@otakuspeedpaints2809 4 года назад
I like your username
@cheesed-kun8445
@cheesed-kun8445 4 года назад
Watch some of glock9’s vids on horde night every night and you’ll understand it’s better to just move from building to building
@kagari1426
@kagari1426 4 года назад
Wade: doesn't help do anything, pretends to loot a house while a zombie feeds on his corpse
@Sixend.
@Sixend. 2 года назад
I like how accurate the game is when it makes you thirsty by taking painkillers
@zombeef3074
@zombeef3074 Год назад
This video was uploaded over 2 years ago and I bet Wade is still looting that house to this day
@canigetsubscriberwithout-hk1ei
@canigetsubscriberwithout-hk1ei 4 года назад
“I almost broke my nose imitating Elmo while sneezing...” Bruh this killed me
@faztrapproductions6973
@faztrapproductions6973 4 года назад
I remember ur name last time u were at 5k something Your doing good with subs! I'm already subbed to u heh
@thefirstsin
@thefirstsin 4 года назад
Lmao
@elisabethboning3147
@elisabethboning3147 4 года назад
When tho?
@KimberleyW
@KimberleyW 4 года назад
"Birds are just demons" - Markiplier 2020
@noel9817
@noel9817 4 года назад
They are in this game
@emmam1282
@emmam1282 4 года назад
No they are robots
@mr.madhatter9779
@mr.madhatter9779 4 года назад
birds arent real
@leme9909
@leme9909 4 года назад
imagine being this misinformed.... they're government drones smh
@jacksonrich4360
@jacksonrich4360 4 года назад
they are descendants of dinos
@JoeMama-kv7nc
@JoeMama-kv7nc 2 года назад
my man forgot that cactuses have water in them, laughed every single time he casually passed one by.
@Createcate1002
@Createcate1002 2 года назад
"FAMILY FRIENDLY WADE! FAMILY FRIENDLY!" "THAT'S WHAT ME, DADDY, LIKES TO HEAR" You can't have your cake and eat it too Mark 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Madking12357
@Madking12357 4 года назад
The friendship between wade and mark is just so hilarious definitely warms the heart having them insult each other when they each make horrible decisions.
@Shytownn
@Shytownn 4 года назад
Madking 357 the kings of horrible but hilarious decisions
@CeresEros
@CeresEros 4 года назад
Shylah G. Exactly
@R4GNAR0G
@R4GNAR0G 4 года назад
Yea. Like siblings. Bob is the only mature one.
@katie1925
@katie1925 4 года назад
@@R4GNAR0G you know it's bad when you say bob is the most mature
@boojunkles
@boojunkles 4 года назад
Woah Sheogorath I didn't know you watch Markiplier
@vibecheck265
@vibecheck265 4 года назад
Wade: *LITERALLY DYING* Mark: "well how bout just don't?"
@salteapixels2831
@salteapixels2831 4 года назад
lol
@austinelledge7357
@austinelledge7357 4 года назад
Dying*
@austinelledge7357
@austinelledge7357 4 года назад
@Creemz there is no help for me😂
@chrisnoel1171
@chrisnoel1171 4 года назад
@@austinelledge7357 came here to see if someone corrected their grammar. Did not disappoint!
@yosora6280
@yosora6280 4 года назад
how the turn tables
@jasonking7570
@jasonking7570 Год назад
29:00 the fact that Mark is like "how the hell would I have built a bike in real life? That's ridiculous" when one of his latest current hobbies is building and riding e-Bikes 😂😂
@GHreyLas3271
@GHreyLas3271 2 года назад
Mark is like the super talented guy that sets the difficulty super high and is like, "Yeah, this'll be easy" and Wade comes in like, "What do you mean combat skills?"
@BrittanyNiicole
@BrittanyNiicole 4 года назад
Nobody: Gar: don't panic. I'm in your house
@wmatheson1611
@wmatheson1611 2 года назад
11:16 Wade: THERE WAS A SURPRISE! Me: *laughing to death*
@reydragonclaw1128
@reydragonclaw1128 4 года назад
Mark's alter ego: Darkiplier, Warfestache, Googleiplier, Dr. Iplier- Wade's alter ego: *ELMO*
@galadrinihrinor4863
@galadrinihrinor4863 4 года назад
Bloodthirsty elmo
@carsondubose5662
@carsondubose5662 4 года назад
no wade's alter ego is suffering elmo
@destinydestroyer9981
@destinydestroyer9981 4 года назад
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@abandonedchannel8756
@abandonedchannel8756 4 года назад
Sneezing elmo
@nathanialhammar9752
@nathanialhammar9752 4 года назад
My alter ego is using an Elmo hat as mask and running up to people and scaring them
@AngelicHalfblood
@AngelicHalfblood Год назад
11:13 is the best summary of the birthday Wade had.
@billybobjoejacksonjr9170
@billybobjoejacksonjr9170 Год назад
I love that every time amy walks in during this video she has "are ya winnin son?" vibes, it's genuinely hilarious
@thegrindcoreenthusiast7293
@thegrindcoreenthusiast7293 3 года назад
Everyone: *Expects Mark to betray Wade* The end: *Wade betrays Mark*
@naythanthompson9602
@naythanthompson9602 3 года назад
Yeah
@thegrindcoreenthusiast7293
@thegrindcoreenthusiast7293 3 года назад
@@opethium647, Thanx, same here, didn't expect someone with a taste in music like me to appear in the comments.
@vierzehn575
@vierzehn575 3 года назад
@@blazethedogo5943 no
@jrcspiderman2003
@jrcspiderman2003 3 года назад
@@blazethedogo5943 that doesn't even make grammatical or logical sense to be a word ANYWHERE in that sentence
@blazethedogo5943
@blazethedogo5943 3 года назад
@@jrcspiderman2003 I see now. I’m dumb
@olivehoneycutt3474
@olivehoneycutt3474 4 года назад
"You're going to be fine-" "I fell off a roof and died." "WhY DiD YOu FalL OfF ThE RoOf aNd DIe?!"
@seantheliaison7329
@seantheliaison7329 4 года назад
HeAltH
@Nathan-zw7nq
@Nathan-zw7nq 4 года назад
GrAviTy
@charyltruax7884
@charyltruax7884 3 года назад
LOL
@naythanthompson9602
@naythanthompson9602 3 года назад
He pinaked
@CaseyNoK
@CaseyNoK 3 года назад
@@naythanthompson9602 He told him not to panic! Lol
@overkall1691
@overkall1691 2 года назад
This is one of my fave vids to revisit, the BFF for life vibes are tight
@DegnaDings
@DegnaDings 3 года назад
“I’M SO DEAD!” “Your fine, just believe.” “I FeLl OfF ThE RoOf AnD DiEd!” 😂😂🤣😅
@aviem5887
@aviem5887 4 года назад
Happy birthday wade! Also, “Every night is a blood moon” “w h a t”
@stringone5355
@stringone5355 4 года назад
His birthday was actually a couple of weeks ago This is a stream
@nemeqis
@nemeqis 4 года назад
I love that Mark's birthday gift for Wade is just him suffering. I love their friendship.
@infamousheadshaker3600
@infamousheadshaker3600 4 года назад
Hey I saw your comment on another video earlier
@infamousheadshaker3600
@infamousheadshaker3600 4 года назад
Hi
@harkyreagan1089
@harkyreagan1089 4 года назад
Great comment wanna be friend :]
@harkyreagan1089
@harkyreagan1089 4 года назад
@@infamousheadshaker3600 I like how you comment wanna my girlfriend :]
@here5y
@here5y 4 года назад
@@harkyreagan1089 well thats a way to get a girlfriend.
@lilboyblue8419
@lilboyblue8419 2 года назад
Mark: "WHY DID YOU FALL OFF A ROOF?!" Wade: "I panicked!" Mark: "I TOLD YOU NOT TO PANIK!!!!" Wade:: "But you said it in a way that made me panik more!!!!" Mark: "WHAT THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE-"
@milesupshur9614
@milesupshur9614 9 месяцев назад
I would actually love it if somebody sent Wade's entire stream VOD of this episode, because I've found and cleared Papi's house and would like to know how Wade managed to take it so slow.
@DagothUr3427
@DagothUr3427 3 года назад
“I got a tin can, a feather and a block of wood” Fuckin killed me
@matthollands7771
@matthollands7771 3 года назад
A yes. The trifecta to surviving a zombie apocalypse!
@flameyboy4184
@flameyboy4184 2 года назад
If this was minecraft, free arrow
@itsbandyyy
@itsbandyyy 2 года назад
hes ready for WAR
@mr.cathacker
@mr.cathacker 2 года назад
A decorative spear
@fukkthisnewupdate8882
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 Год назад
@@flameyboy4184 what about the flint?
@GeckoKingGaming
@GeckoKingGaming 4 года назад
“WHY ARE YOU BUYING STONE AT THE SOUP STORE?!”
@IPukeFire
@IPukeFire 4 года назад
That meme remines me of the game 60 seconds because soup part
@ShortStorytime
@ShortStorytime 4 года назад
Never heard of stone soup? It's full of minerals.
@Chronicler9
@Chronicler9 4 года назад
@@ShortStorytime Facts.
@cupids_favourite_aro4578
@cupids_favourite_aro4578 2 месяца назад
I love the progression in this video of Wade being not great at the game and being stressed, to Wade being not great at the game and having a great time
@jasperoakes9332
@jasperoakes9332 Год назад
I’ve gotten into the habit of watching this video in particular as well as mark’s newer videos on 7 days to die before I go to sleep. Now I can word for word somethings said in this video lmao
@mercurymerc6518
@mercurymerc6518 8 месяцев назад
This, Superliminal, Sort the Court, and Powerwash Simulator. Depends how chaotic I want my dreams to be
@Meow.Woem.
@Meow.Woem. 4 года назад
Wade: Bald people are scary Ethan: *am I a joke to you*
@Sure-wj1vf
@Sure-wj1vf 4 года назад
RICHARD REAGAN simp alert! 🚨
@justanotheranimationchanne5725
@justanotheranimationchanne5725 4 года назад
RICHARD REAGAN That’s a...That’s a child
@spider-mancantsee5875
@spider-mancantsee5875 4 года назад
RICHARD REAGAN what’s wrong with you
@billjohnson4073
@billjohnson4073 4 года назад
@@harkyreagan1089 not you again
@skullprincess8744
@skullprincess8744 4 года назад
RICHARD REAGAN LMAOOOOOOOOO HOW LONELY CAN YOU BE I HOPE YOU KNOW HER CUZ IF YOU DONT THATS SADDDDD 💀💀💀
@PurpleTheta
@PurpleTheta 4 года назад
Amy: You killing everybody? Mark: I’m killing Wade, apparently! Amy: Good job, good job. I love their relationship 💜😂
@marcywise1856
@marcywise1856 4 года назад
Such motherly vibes 😂
@AngelicHalfblood
@AngelicHalfblood 2 года назад
Oh man. *Mark and Wade just trying to murder each other.* Amy: "you enjoying the murder spree honey?" Mark: "yeah!" *Wade hits mark below the belt* Mark squeaks:"...never mind" Amy: "that's nice honey"
@mastertubbily1812
@mastertubbily1812 2 года назад
Lean heart
@Theracconman
@Theracconman 2 года назад
Same
@aexhaorixa
@aexhaorixa 2 года назад
"are ya' winnin son?" vibes
@KaraTheGirlie
@KaraTheGirlie Год назад
THIS WAS 3 YEARS AGO?! WHAT!?!
@rakkoon8893
@rakkoon8893 7 месяцев назад
"There was a surprise!" 🤣 Wade is hilarious!
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