What Happens When a NOOB Plays Darkest Dungeon 

XerxesVault I once nearly got my party wiped by the fanatic and then my houndmaster death's door'd like 7 times before he killed the fanatic with his stun

What software you use to record gameplay and audio at same time what spend holidays trying to make gameplay vids

I use OBS. You can record game sound and voice on different channels. You can extract commentary and edit it in audacity.

I can't because I've never failed so much at this game. Burning questionable books - okay. Being surprised by a rare boss - okay. But the rest? Most of the mistakes you did were complete and utter stupidity, no reading, no attention, lack of any common sense. I'm not even good at this game but this was just utterly horrible to watch, I'm sorry. Forgetting torches, intentionally digging with hands (it wasn't a misclick), not bringing a healer, using move/bleed/blight/etc without checking the *very visible* resist list - that's not "funny or silly moments", that's just stupidity. I was cringing on the 2x antiquarian 2x abom part. Every single move you made there was wrong and against any common sense, like letting your aboms die when you could've transformed back and healed. You could've easily won that fight with all 4 alive and well. Even if not, you're carrying around 15-20k in loot and instead of backing off you stay and die, even when the only champion you have left is an extremely badly trained antiquarian with no offensive moves. Why? Why? Just why?

I have to say that comments like these provide an endless stream of entertainment for me. Since you can gauge my skills so well, I imagine that you have watched 100+ episodes of my let's play in which I complete the game, a let's play in which I decided to learn things by trial and error, experimentation and comments from people watching videos (no reading guides or websites). You must also be aware of the fact that playing video games on youtube requires you to dedicate some of your focus to commentary (especially in a language that is not your native tongue) and you miss things very often. I have to say that I need to search my room for hidden cameras, because you seem to know my mouse movements better than I do. ;)

Sometimes even a healer won't save you :)

XerxesVault just most of the time ^p^

this is absolutely bullshit team and tactics

Tjeerd Cant blame RNG if your team is shit. When your Avdol heal 0 when you want man-at-arm most. That's RNG bullshit.

@@XerxesVault Especially if that healer is a fuckin' occultist. Bastard's got more parties killed because he keeps BLEEDING when he should be HEALING. I get it's a risk/reward healer, but come on rng.

OMG I just GOTTA swipe that line, it's pure gold... :P

That makes me glad that I'm not the only one either :D

No My Guy Play 100+ in-game weeks. Grab food and torches,then "f**k I forgot to take shovels"

I once did that ON A DARKEST DUNGEON QUEST

Torches are always stupid

Should only bring em for sacred scrolls

I've seen something similar happen to my friend's leper. I laughed for 30 minutes :D

Yup

Almost as if they got scared of their own shadows :D

@@XerxesVault lol "Why are YOU stressed?! You should be used to that..."

What can I say. I like my healers raw not well done :P

I can tell you that that quote made laugh out loud, thanks for that :)

Maybe they see themselves in this, hence the dislikes? :P

The curio fuck up was totally me which is why I found it so funny

Because the internet :)

Bah. Negative people will be negative, it's just how it goes sometimes.

I just got that mod. It spawned on the first tile of a long Weald mission. I didn’t know what it was . . . Never making that mistake again.

I seem to forget about resists more often than I should, even now lol

Would you believe me if I told you I feel the same? :D

Go get rid of that quirk

5% bad rng, 95% him having no clue what the hell he is doing

Easier said than done ;)

I think suffering from copious amounts of bullshit is mandatory in this game :P

That's a good lesson right there :D

It is, but I'm taking a long break from it. At least until the new DLC comes out. I'd say that the high dodge tactic works on apprentice and veteran difficulties. Especially if you bring antiquarian and man at arms with dodge buffing skills.

Why?

XerxesVault the way you play nothing wrong with the video itself. Its just that you make a lot of beginner mistakes in the game or at least you used to

Will it help if I say that I face planted my desk every time I rewatched all those scenes whilst editing? :P

XerxesVault A little. Atleast you learn from your mistakes.

Yep, after I completed the whole game, I decided to pick the worst parts of my let's play series and make people scream internally, facepalm and (occasionally) laugh. :P

Learned the same lesson. I killed Wilbur (name of the small pig) when I first fought the swine prince. He became enraged and just attacked me blindly and unrelentingly. My Leper got afflicted and my crusader was knocking on death's door and my vestal? She straight up died.

Probably wont respond but that works?

@@grimsongrime1206 No

Yep never gets old :D

I got my fair share of annoyance from that quirk. I stab kleptomaniac heroes with needles in medical ward whenever i can :D

Wouldn't be much of a fails compilation otherwise ;)

After one medium length mission in which I suffered hunger 5 times, I decided to be safe than sorry :)

I didn't know that at the time. The whole situation looked really funny :D

Kleptomania happened :P

One more run and off to bed. One run becomes 2 hours

haha hey Xerxes, do you know Colonel RPG? You're SO similar in your tastes and your content and also your styles, and are both great people, would be amazing if the 2 of you did a collab of some sort? And WHJY isn't darkest dungeon having a co-op mode yet!

Everyone's bad at the beginning ;)

@@XerxesVault yeah i know But i was expecting an asskicking not being rape in My first run by a shambler

They certainly are beautiful in their murderous tendencies :P

@@XerxesVault LOL BS auto corrected to beautiful

Came out pretty epic though :D

Spiders are the best enemies. Perfect opportunity to lower stress or even afflictions altogether.

Because I did many silly things back then :)

it seems yes x)

True! But that was an amusement run. I ended up completing the game so that hasn't happened again :D

This game does that to you

The hilarity though!

hilarity would be if they all survived. For example, by running from that last combat at the start (since you already have full inventory of loot, and running from the room still counts as exploring it for purposes of the Explore quest)

I met too many collectors. I do believe that most of them were defeated :D

The beauty of Darkest Dungeon. Thanks for watching :D

Thanks! I have to say, I never had problems with the Cove. Especially if you consider the fact that it has quirk healing corals. It's the Weald that I find most annoying.

No problem man. I love how you're just being yourself., I hate fake youtubers who in every video they're basically shouting and fake laughing and will not shut up for 2 seconds, they can have a 2 hour long video and they don't pause to take a breath once. it's annoying. Me and you seem to like the same kind of videos. I'd love to see you playing a game called Halcyon 6. It's an AMAZINGLY fun and quite deep strategy game in space, with some brilliant funny humour in it. Check it out and let me know. (watch a trailer first maybe) also, can you check out the trailer for another game called "3030 Deathwar". again, BRILLIANT humor in that game, and it's SO much fun to play! let me know what you think brother! thanks for the laughs i got lol

Thanks man! Obviously there are some things that I overexaggerate slightly but I prefer a natural flow. I have seen Halcyon 6, an interesting mix of jrpg and x-com like base building. I have a few episodes of 3030 Deathwar on the channel :D

Hard to say, most likely some people have a different sense of humor, besides most parts are from my early videos where I wasn't as comfortable commenting as I am now. There are quite a lot of likes as well, so all is good I think :D

Well, I completed the game. That must count for something ;)

It's a bot(some retarded ad-related youtube garbage program)gone wild.It happens often for some reason.The video is excellent and I had a lot of laughs!

If only that was the only fatal mistake I made :D

XerxesVault still though, that's the most fatal mistake possible

Wellington McSkellington Antiquarian is quite good Siren bait.

Yup, she is :D

Ouch!

There's more where that came from :D

True! However the 3rd generation of one of my characters survived till the end and killed the final boss 😆

I hardly used any lepers to be perfectly honest. Low accuracy made them less optimal.

Just give them a focus ring or have them use revenge on the first turn, or the camping skill "reflection".Either that, or have a jester spam battle ballad, and all your ACC problems stop existing.

I always pair my leper with Jester or Man At Arms. With Focus rkng, my Leper is a beast even without self buff

Haha, no worries! I have completed the game a long time ago (although Crimson Court was a bit too much for me). I had the whole playthrough on RU-vid, but due to changes in algorithm I deleted most of the videos and left 3 compilations of worst/funniest/best moments as well as the battle with the last boss. I will play Darkest Dungeon 2 on stream as soon as the full version is released.

I know! Crazy Isn't it?

When he fails to understand the concept of fails, and judges someone's ability by watching 17 minutes of the worst moments handpicked from the first 30 runs of the game ;)

why so mean bro?

Check out part 3 of the series :P I am glad you enjoyed it. It's the compilation of my worst moments in the game :D

@@XerxesVault Hey thanks for replying, i'll definitely check it out.

No problem. I've been away and had some internet problems. That's why it too a long time to reply :D

Maybe you should watch the original run so I'd know the reasons behind the team. Besides I managed to complete the run so the joke's on you.

The Abomination is a pretty damn solid unit, really I take him on the runs I know are going to be a pain in the ass because he´s so good

I'd say I am average luck-wise. This is just a compilation of luck going weird :D

Yes he is absolutely horrendous, isn't he? How is he even allowed here?

Yeah complete crap, what is that guy even thinking?

You do grasp the concept of fails, don't you?