What Happens When You Choose Terrible Dialogue Answers in Nintendo Games? 

I like how some games refuse to let you be a jerk. Like in Ocarina of Time, if you say “No” after Zelda asks if you believe her story, she’ll say something like “You don’t? Well then, let me tell you again” and it’ll repeat over and over again until you answer yes

I always chose these dialogue options in my second playthrough of the game, no matter the game. I wanted to savor my first playthrough, and raise hell on my second.

Can’t believe Hooktail predicted Twitch of all things…

The illusion of choice, one of Pokemon's main mechanics

Custom robo is the best example. You can keep insisting on giving your ally your super important bracelet. At the end of the game, they need it, and you have to run the entire way back to the beginning of the game to get it back from her house.

I’m surprised you didn’t show MiiTopia where if you say no the game won’t progress until you say yes

Hooktail in the Remake: If you spare me, I will let you taste some of my special *Dragon Bathwater!* People will pay a LOT of coins for it! What do you say? -I'm super thirsty for Dragon... -Not even if I was lost in a desert!

Phoenix: This is my badge and it proves that I am a Lawyer

I can't believe I completely forgot that Hooktail dialogue, it's so weird and out of place that I wouldn't expect it to be forgettable, thanks for showing it.

The thumbnail image text at the bottom right had to b done on purpose lol

A list: 1. Hooktail feet pic fakeout 2. Aura and amnesia-fueled idiocy 3. Ancient roast 4. Phoenix Wrong 5. Stupid Jerkio Party 6. Pokémon Special Nope Compilation 7. He'll (not) be fiiinnee. 8. Who's the real Animal here? 9. The End

I’m not sure about Nintendo games, but the customers in Work at a Pizza Place sure weren’t happy when I offered them poisonous pizza.

The ending is just a depressing last speech from Isabelle.

I believe it was in one of your previous videos, but I still love that you can get a game over at the beginning of Super Paper Mario by telling Merlon you don't want to collect the Pure Hearts and save the world.

I want there to be a game, where, fairly early on, you have a chance to get an artifact that greatly boosts something useful, like attack power or money earning or something along those lines. But because you did something very evil to get it, for the rest of the game, EVERYONE hates you. They will not give you quests, they will not sell you anything, and they'll just brush you off or insult you when you try to talk to them. And at the end, after you've completed the main objective, you're still considered an outcast, so you're stuck with the bad ending and victory is hollow at best.

Ah yes. Reward: *F E E T*

In Sun and Moon you can tell Lilly that Tapu Fini will not bring Nebby back and she will get angry.

One of my favorite moments in Ace Attorney is that in one of the trials, you have to defend a mob boss son and at one point you hsve to say who planned for him to use the gun, and there's unique dialogue if you say it was either the father or mother who did it

2:18 A Pokemon with no eyes just said "see you around". Zubat is making zero sense here.

I like how Rowan knows that if he doesn't finish his dialogue, than the player can't move.

You made Yoshi sad, you monster.

I've always been too afraid to say the wrong choices in dialogue sequences because I'm always worried that it will either result in some sort of game over or similar consequences, or I might miss out on an important item, party member, or other such thing. And I don't want to have to reset and lose progress over something that could so easily be avoided.

Errm... Sniffing the dragon's feets... Yeah

I really hope that all Paper Mario "bad options" are eventually featured. Here's a list of ones I can remember (& a few other Nintendo games with bad dialogue options): *Paper Mario 64* - Saying "no" to Party Members who want to join; they get sad - Saying you're "Mario" or "Princess Peach" to Vultor. She will attack you, knowing you are Mario. - Telling Bowser & Kammy things Mario is afraid of at the start of Chapter 5, & picking the worst choices (very dangerous enemies). Kammy will put these enemies in Shy Guy's Toybox. *Paper Mario: TTYD* - Again, saying "no" to characters who want to join the party. - Calling Punio a nerd when he's afraid, & saying "Nah" when he asks you for help. He gets very nervous. - Saying "Let there be hotdogs!" after catching the obviously alive egg with a baby Yoshi inside at an egg hotdog stand. The partner will tell Mario off. - Choosing to read the Ghost Toad's diary when your friends warn you not to in Chapter 7. The Toad Ghost's curse will kill Mario. - Saying "become her servants" to the Shadow Queen. This gets you a bad ending & a game over. *Super Paper Mario* - Saying "nah" to Merlon too many times when he asks Mario to save the world. - Saying "no" too many times to putting on a space helmet in Chapter 4. - Say no to helping Queen Jaydes find Luvbe too many times. - Saying "yes" to Dementio when he asks you to team up with him enough times. *Pokémon* - Black & White: Saying "no" often to N when you encounter him (he gets upset with you in most cases, especially at Chargestone Cave). - Scarlet & Violet: Saying "no" to Nemona, especially when she asks you to be her rival for life after the champion battle (she gets yandere-like) *Harvest Moon DS* - Being nice to Mayor Thomas, & then not saving him from your angry dog when he insults you (this actually kills him, & credits appear). *Harvest Moon/Story of Seasons - More Friends of Mineral Town* - Saying "no" to Mayor Thomas. He leaves & the credits roll.

I’ll admit it fell for the hooktail feet thing and died my first go around with ttyd Pretty sure my exact words were: “Damn sweet fucking deal.”

This really makes me appreciate the dialogue in games. It was not until I stopped trying to go fast and took a look that the text really made me laugh

I do wonder if they’ll keep the Hooktail Feet Question in the remake.

Great, now I’m thinking of Hooktail feet art thanks to the first clip.

"Well, I suppose I could apply by letting you smell the bottoms of the feet." ARE YOU TRYING TO DO FOOT FETISH IN A FAMILY FRIENDLY GAME?! 😂

The Mario characters who can’t talk would have much funnier dialogue if the words in parenthesis broke the fourth wall and said something like "You're lucky I can't say actual words…"

Super Paper Mario not being here is a crime against humanity

guys the feet thing back then was a joke don't make it weird 💀

PLOT TWIST: Hooktail was the idea of Quentin Tarantino or Dan Schneider. Which begs the question of why they would want to do work they'd go uncredited for...

I'm concerned about who came with the idea for the feet dragon

Though technically not a Nintendo game, in Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life, (which was exclusive to the gamecube) if you ever picked any options that weren't basically saying "CONGRATULATIONS" to Van the traveling merchant when he would tell you that he had lost weight, he will get very very sad and never bring it up again

The Nemona one is still the funniest. 'You! Champion! Yes?!' LMAO

i wanna mention this from the thumbnail. "reward: *feet* " that is an actual thing on this video's thumbnail.

One honourable mention, in fire emblem shadows of valentia with cipher dlc 1 and 2, Emma and Yuzu will ask for your help to save their friends and you can actually bully them by saying no and you get up to 10 dialogue when they freak out and begged for you to help them and wont quit until you said yes

Bro is a legend for using disco kid's theme

The thumbnail knew what they were doing

6:13 Don't make him sad 😢

Isabell's dialogue just makes me sad. Like what shes saying is sad overall, but Isabell is just one of my favorite characters of all time and to think that in their world, its basically death for them is like really sad.

Basically the pokemon mystery dingeon feels like a creepypasta if the player kept saying no regardless

Reminds me of Harvest Moon DS where right in the beginning of the game you can choose not to save the mayor from your dogs attack. The screen turns white and the game is over, literally.

Custom Robo let you refuse to go to the final area and would keep asking you to reconsider for something like 10 dialogue checks. If you said no through all of them then you'd get a 4th wall breaking message from your party member that they lost without you and he died because you wouldn't go with them

God, I remember in TTYD getting to that part of the fight, where she started to bribe with the player. And at that point, I already got my ass kicked from her in the first phase way too many times to count (let alone actually getting to her to fucking begin with), so my nerves were completely shot when I finally managed to get up to this point with all my healing items used up, and Mario at 2hp. So when she started to give in and bribed me, I thankfully turned down the 1000 coin offer, since I thought that amount would pass over the maximum limit. But the when she offered that "rare badge", I wanted it, as I've been told and heard about how good badges were in this game. So I said yes... And just to be completely lied to, and gotten my ass paved down so fucking hard. I never raged so fucking hard in my entire fucking life... I hope that this game rots in the 7th layer of hell itself.

There's something particularly wild about Hooktail specifying "no nostril contact" AFTER Mario had already agreed to it. Like.. I don't think you need to add conditionals when the whole thing is a trick anyways.

Donkey kong handles rejection surprisingly well for the child of a kidnapper

Thumbnail like: End 👀 your career

5:50 feels like nintendo making fun of nintendo for not adding waluigi to smash

Reward feet: is crazy 💀💀

Another honourable mention is in Super Paper Mario for the Wii after the long cutscene Merlon will ask for your help to save the world and if you refuse to take the pure heart enough of time you’ll get an automatic game over before the game even starts

Emolga: Ah, Pokemon these days trying to become Emolga Enforcers. What do you think Dunsparce? Dunsparce: I think everyone does that, but they act themselves unlike you Emolga. No matter how many pranks you do, some might not like it and hate you at the end. But in the other side, some might have interest in you, even if you have some pure heart inside. Emolga: Yeah, you're right, thank you for the advice Dunsparce😌.

HOW DARE YOU BREAK KOOPA,DRY BONES AND YOSHI’S HEART

Can we talk about that space in " end your career" in the miniature?

No one's gonna mention that Mia's outfit is so pretty they moved the text over so we could still see it in the thumbnail?

0:03 Paper Mario 1:43 Pokémon 3:31 Legend of Zelda 4:00 Phoenix wright games 5:16 Super Mario party

damn if only I dodged that dragon’s bite

Too bad Hooktail's offer was just a trick :(

Sorry, Rover, but sometimes you just gotta say "Go away, kitty", usually when you have food that the kitty wants to eat.

There are kids playing your games Nintendo!

Really nobody is going to talk about the thumbnail?

I saw the Hooktail one via screenshots, so I'd thought I wouldn't be surprised... Then the "No nostril contract, though!" Fricking killed me. They KNOW. Don't they.

Why is there so big a space between End and Your on the thumbnail with Mia

Did Dan Schneider work on Paper Mario TTYD

5:34 basically waluigi's smash career in a nutshell

Ah, Golden Sun and it's "Yes 🙂 / No ☹" answers. Even when the icons for "yes" and "no" don't match the mood of the question. Like in the other, similar question asked in the Elemental Star Chamber, so it is here: "Do you think I'll die?" And you can say "Yes" with a smile.

Nice text gap in the thumbnail… very nice 😂

the way bro made space for the you know what in the thumbnail💀💀💀

I can't believe that Super Paper Mario is not on the list.

Um... Ace Attorney is Capcom, not Nintendo, as much as I love the inclusion

This is something I wish some anime based games would have so I could see the reactions of the characters when you choose the right option and how would they react if you choose the wrong option

Nintendo really made a dragon offer someone to smell his feet on a game? A Mario game? Was someone on the dev team a closet furry?

Impa: "Fking coward... _It eeeeees what it eeees"_

Only came out recently but - actually, if you haven't finished 2nd dlc in pokemon scarlet or violet yet, don't read cos spoilers. In the academy you can speak to some members of team star who need help studying and you can laugh at one of them when they talk about dreams

The TTYD one was hilarious.

idea: these video games punish you for cheating

Now I know where to find a badge

The last one is a bit sad...

The thumbnail 💀

1:10 Mario Schneider at Nintendolodeon Studios

Poor Isabelle...

Deviantart users: *OHHHH YEAHHH PAPER MARIO DRAGON GUY OHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHH*

I can't believe you didn't include Super Paper Mario on this list.

Paper Mario was close to allowing the player to see the Marios true personality and it's bs you get game over for allowing the shadow queen to be peach ...let me be the Mario i wanna be ...sheeesh

0:53 mental flashbang followed by another mental flashbang

"I can stand here for hours without speaking." Okay, professor. You do that. I'm off to have actual fun.

LOZ: Lol what os wrong with you 🤣🤣🤣 Mario: EVERYONE DIES!!!

Nice thumbnail text

You! Champion! Yes?!

I once was playing a game where I was talking to an ally and I walked away to see what something was, and the ally yelled at me and told me off for not listening.

8:51 come on bro goomba knows his stuff

1:29 Finally a video game character to say "yokel" besides GTA IV's Vlad Glebov.

Super paper Mario will have you game over if you choose not to save the multiworlds Multiple times actually

PMDEOS: When Chimecho asks if you notice the new signpost and you say "No", she frowns and wonders if you "wanted to see what would happen with a 'no' answer." Game-aware, much?

I can see why Chuggaaconroy is obsessed with TTYD's Hooktail... Look up the Chuggaaconroy drama for yourself, it's been such an exhausting week dealing with it...

8:25 Oh no!

All these Nintendo games still can’t beat the KING of Terrible Dialogues when it comes to creative and hilarious responses: PERSONA 5

Featuring: “Isabelle Massacres a Small Town.”

7:44 bowser Jr's wave 🥹