What Happens When You Win in Unwinnable Nintendo Boss Fights? 

He realized you were messing with time, and decided two can play at that game

Running man too has the power of the one piece

@@CalciumEaterSupreme can we get much higher

Guess this proves he can literally time travel lol

"It was me, Barry...I ran so fast that I discovered negative time just to beat you."

She said

Bidoof's soul was caught!

Ratata’s soul was caught!

Beat it while its down

Its a different result on randomizers

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@@tammytheranger7645 I've seen them appearing on Hoops & Hiphop, Game Theory, Nin10doland, PM7 & now this channel. RU-vid need to do something about this, these bots are confusing subscribers.

That’s icerupted my mind! Don’t worry, I reported that bot for misinformation and spam.

That narratively makes too much sense to not be the case.

I think they really won but they use an uno reverse card

Or the runner guy has a twin

Time dilation

Or he lied about the head start

@@TanPale or maybe he had a link to the past

@@runeicebird lol

Fr that'd be such a sweet and nice ending... I actually havent played the games, but what are you _supposed_ to do? (I really hope you arent supposed to just go "not my problem!" And battle it)

@@Ckwhc Sadly yes after you reveal its true form with a scope you get from another area you battle it to calm it down. Only difference from a normal (not dead) Marowak is that you can't catch it for obvious reasons.

Wym it got patched in the remakes? Like, FRLG, Let’s GO, virtual console, which one?

@@GorochuVA I'd wager all of them

@@GorochuVA all of them

Don’t fall for it

And the prize for winning the Nintendo Unity random comment lotto is... A malicious bot/hacker emptying your bank account But seriously, don't fall for it, it's a scam.

So it's a bot, or a set of bots. That follow / "watch" all yt comment sections, write in "text me" then whatever the name of the ytber is. Huh- Innovative but also really unsettling and petty.

I don't think you even have to hit Mew at all. Just reveal it and then wait for time to expire without losing the ball to get its Dex entry. And yeah, I hate those god-awful bots. I always report the comment and its channel whenever I see them.

Don't get too spooked, it's presumably rigged to send a link when you text, for whatever prize, then do a run of the mill smash and grab hack/virus/identity theft/what have you. Awful? Yes. But at least it's just a scam.

It probably changes into a mechanic nobody knows what it is

Well, SOMETHING has to make sure that that time-travelling, mom-killing, child-enslaving, society-controlling bastard doesn't wreak any more havoc.

@@airam1721 Honestly i think its like the capsule isn't an enemy, so it doesn't have HP, it's probably just an object. At that point the only way would be to change it from an object to an ID with a health bar, then modify the health bar to 0 or -1 and then see what happens. Idk, I'm not a coder lol

@@genesisosuna that's what I was thinking

Makes me feel a little bad for Porky... In Mother 3, he's implied to be essentially immortal, but he aged so much he cannot really move at all (hence his spider-y mech thing.) The Absolutely Safe Capsule was built to keep the user "Absolutely Safe" from anything outside, even the god-like powers of cheating cannot harm the capsule. Problem is, it "protects" the user from the danger of exiting the capsule. Porky's gonna be trapped in the thing for eternity, unable to move due to his age, unable to die due to his immortality, and unable to be killed by anything thanks to the capsule. When the sun is gone and even when the universe itself is no more, Pokey will still be there, alive, floating helplessly in the void...

Although it is immortal the sandbag has hidden in the field where you have to throw it, no one has ever seen it in adventure mode...

Oh, thanks?

@@noemiamore5989 dont do it

👍

@@noemiamore5989 Sandbag is just an source that is imposible to destroy it, no matter what.

really i thought dawn caught the wind

That's what they do in the anime.Honestly they should give us an opportunity to catch fainted pokemon,if you defeat a pokemon you can have a 50% chance to catch it with any poke ball but if you fail the pokemon is gone.

Try catching the Pokemon egg. I remember the Game Shark code for Pokemon Gold, Silver, and Crystal Version to encounter the egg. I read that if I caught the egg, it will keep hatching, and it will keep being an egg inside an egg. I think the Pokemon was afraid to be born, so it kept covering itself in an egg. For some reason, when I caught it, the game froze, so my game might be so broke or someone might have not tried the thing out to see if it works. Those glitches do have random effects.

The three constants in the universe

@@Quinxed -two- three things are certain in life

@@wildfire9280 "There's three, actually." Might fit for this

I could've sworn it was impossible. I thought he was programmed to always beat you.

@@WhimsicalLittledawg It is impossible, the Triforce Percent run basically hacks the game in-game to change that outcome, it's amazing how far the community has come though

New Game+ makes it easier. I replayed that game on GameCube over 20 times in my childhood. Er... not much else to play.

Same thing with the first battle with Yggdrasill. You are not meant to win, but if you've got new game + Exp multipliers, you'll easily avoid him destroying you. He basically won't take any damage and the battle will automatically end after about 5 minutes or so lol

I was wondering if someone would mention that one! Thanks for sharing. :)) Did it start the new battle with everyone at 1 hp?

Grade bonuses all maxed usually helps massively but in most tales games the fights you're not supposed to win still dont let you win or boss doesnt get KOed and story resumes after some time. Murdering zestiria final boss early actually triggers a bad ending.

DMC 5 does this too, with Urizen in the prologue. Except instead of defeating you anyway, the game just ends.

Will do

im reading this in my mind with the senator armstrong original voice and for some reason fits

Then I guess it is good that he send it to the shadow realm

When I read it the 2nd time I read it in master yoda's voice-

Ever played Super Smash Flash 2?

Is it possible to gain exp and to level up ? Is it possible to learn a new move ?

Level up, yes. Learn a new move, no. The ai glitches out and gets stuck trying to throw a pokeball

It's also possible that the code is something like checking if the OT number is equal to your trainer ID, and if not boost XP. If that's the case, then a null OT number should still qualify

@Alb Not from a Jedi.

@@nabla41 it can even evolve if you hack the exp and multiply it by alot but you have to hack the game to make sure it doesnt learn moves otherwise it gets looped

Colors weave into a spire of flame

You know, now that you say that, I didn't really think on that before, lol

Because blinding light can lead into everlasting darkness if unbalanced. Too much light leads to overwhelming darkness. Too much darkness will lead to an eventual overload of light that will be so nerve racking having already adjusted to the darkness, it will bring you back to darkness. Darkness darkness light darkness in the light of light that is darkness of lights darkness.

Master of All Evil - SANDBAG

And broke the game

No, he just did it the way... *Spoiler Alert for Umbrella Academy S2 ...Five did it in the Umbrella Academy Season 2 finale.

​@@BambinaSaldana oh thanks dude thanks for spoiling me have a nice day and don't do that again! :D

@@Chewdee2D My guy, I put a spoiler alert.

@@BambinaSaldana But you didn’t specify what you were spoling

@@ronanburrell6078 Yeah...I probably should have added the name of the show.

He erased time and leapt past it.

The Flash once runned against a being able to transport instantly from one extreme of the galaxy to the opposite side (in 1 planck instant) and won. The Flash is still trying to outrun the runner guy in OOT...

Makes every fast character look like a leach

I remember that game. Nice callback

yep, Heishin

"Nooooo, I'm unbeatable! You must be cheating! Duel me again!"

Yeah, I couldn't beat that guy on my first playthrough, but on New Game+, armed with much better cards, I beat Heishin I think 20 times in a row before I finally let him beat me so that the story would advance and I could save my game with all the cards I won.

@@SomeGuy712x You're so cool bro

*you're

@@howlrichard1028 Dumb

-REDDITOR- -DETECTED-

@@howlrichard1028 ratio

@@kingryall ???

First you beat the Pokemon into a coma And then it is really easy to capture it

I mean unless it's coincidence. There was a lass named dawn on the S.S. Anne with a gentleman name Rowen. Maybe she was there. Also gen 1 and 3 is 3 years before 2 and 4. So coincidence... I think not!

Dawn: Your soul is mine! Lyra: You...will be next!

Unless..... Hacking...

and *New* it’s mew but ok

Seems weird to make a Pokémon you can't catch. I don't know why they did that

@@genericname2747 agreed

corrected a comment

Could be a game limitation thing like a number is needed for the dex entry but you set it to the highest so no one catches it. Maybe same type of thing for mysterious woman maybe it’s her stats for later in the game.

You probably would, if he didn't completely violate all time laws in existence by blatantly getting a time of -1 seconds.

@@bramnemeth565 The running man goes back in time to win

He is inevitable

I remember that, too.

@@RustySporks NO WAY IT IS THE MAN HIMSELF

That sandbag got galeem'd

Has the fastest acceleration, but the top speed is the lowest

@@sendadirectMsg SCAMER

Or get beat so bad you hallucinate beating them

Or maybe find a way to get into the game's code, and set the Capsule's HP to 1 before doing it how you said?

@@grape_protogen yeah, i want to see what happens after that but in too lazy maybe someone else like a youtuber will do that

Reminds me of some DBZ Budokai Tenkaichi 2 missions that ask you to survive for like a minute against a super-powered opponent. They have extra health, or extra defense, but they still take damage and it's possible to get their HP down to 0 and win the fight. Unfortunately, that loses the mission.

@@st0pnsw0p if i remember right, in either that game or another Budokai, winning those fights would unlock a "what-if" type scenario with alternate missions

Damn didn’t think that’s possible. I only remember the don’t create any units and get a free win lol

@@Pulzyfr really would love to see more games look at outrageous concepts and go "yeah someone will someday" and implement a what if scenario for it lmao

wow Im actually surprised to see an Advance Wars comment here cant you beat it with Sami though, since her Super CO power? since it provides extra steps to infantries as well as allowing them to insta capture structures

The Running Man will have tea ready by the time Sandbag gets there

Ok?

Truly one of the games of all time.

I noticed that both real hard in Twilight Princess and Breath of the Wild.

Totally a relevant comment

I mean Same with kirby

Repent and follow Jesus my friend! Repenting doesn't mean confessing your sins to others, but to stop doing them altogether. Belief in Messiah alone is not enough to get you into heaven - Matthew 7:21-23, John 3:3, John 3:36 (ESV is the best translation for John 3:36). Contemplate how the Roman empire fulfilled the role of the beast from the sea in Revelation 13. Revelation 17 confirms that it is in fact Rome. From this we can conclude that A) Jesus is the Son of God and can predict the future or make it happen, B) The world leaders/nations/governments etc have been conspiring together for the last 3000+ years to accomplish the religion of the Israelites C) History as we know it is fake. You don't really need to speculate though because you can start a relationship with God and have proof. Call on the name of Jesus and pray for Him to intervene in your life. - Revelation 3:20 Revelation 6 1st Seal: White horse = Roman Empire conquering nations under Trajan 98-117 AD & Gospel spreading rapidly. 2nd Seal: Red horse, bloody civil wars with 32 different Emperors, most killed by the sword. 185-284 AD 3rd Seal: Black horse, economic despair from high taxes to pay for wars, farmers stopped growing. 200-250 AD 4th Seal: Pale horse, 1/4th of Romans died from famine, pestilence; at one point 5,000 dying per day. 250-300 AD 5th Seal: Diocletian persecuted Smyrna church era saints for ten years, blood crying out for vengeance. 303-312 AD 6th Seal: Political upheaval in the declining Roman Empire while the leaders battled each other. 313-395 AD Revelation 7 Sealing of 144,000, the saints, before trumpet war judgments, which led to the fall of the Roman Empire. Revelation 8 1st Trumpet: Alaric and the Goths attacked from the north, the path of hail, and set it on fire. 400-410 AD 2nd Trumpet: Genseric and the Vandals attacked the seas and coastlands, the blood of sailors in water. 425-470 AD 3rd Trumpet: Attila and the Huns scourged the Danube, Rhine & Po rivers area, dead bodies made water bitter. 451 AD 4th Trumpet: Odoacer and the Heruli caused the last Western Emperor (sun), Senate (moon) to lose power. 476 AD With the Western Roman Emperor (restrainer of 2 Thes. 2) removed; the son of perdition Popes took power. Revelation 9 Two woe judgments against the central 1/3rd and eastern 1/3rd of the Roman Empire. 612-1453 AD 5th Trumpet: Locust & scorpions point to Arabia, the rise of the Muslim army. Islam hides Gospel from Arabs. 612-762 AD 6th Trumpet: Turks released to attack Constantinople with large cannons (fire, smoke, brimstone). 1062-1453 AD Revelation 10 The little book is the printed Bible, which was needed after the Dark Ages when Scriptures were banned by Popes. Revelation 11 7th Trumpet: Martin Luther measured Roman Church; found that it’s an apostate church, not part of true temple. The two witnesses are the Scriptures and saints who proclaim the pure Gospel and testify against the antichrist Popes. Papal Church pronounced Christendom dead in 1514 AD. Silence for 3.5 years. Then Luther posted his 95 Thesis, which sparked the Protestant Reformation and brought the witnesses back to life. Millions of Catholics were saved. Revelation 12 Satan used the Roman Empire to try to wipe out the early Church, Satan was cast down as the Empire collapsed. Revelation 13 The antichrist beast Popes reigned in power 1,260 years, 538-1798, is the little horn of Daniel 7, son of perdition. The false prophet Jesuit Superior General rose to power from land (earth) of Vatican and has created many deceptions. Revelation 14 Points to great harvest during the Protestant Reformation & wrath on Catholic countries who obey antichrist Pope. Revelation 15 Overcoming saints victorious over the beast. Prelude to 7 vials and judgment on those who support Papal Rome. Revelation 16 1st Vial: The foul sore of atheism was poured out on Catholic France, leaving them with no hope, led to revolution. 2nd Vial: The French Revolution started in 1793, killed 250,000, as France had obeyed the Pope and killed saints. 3rd Vial: The French Revolution spread to rural areas of France, where Protestants had been killed in river areas. 4th Vial: The bloody Napoleonic wars shed the blood of countries who had revered and obeyed the antichrist Pope. 5th Vial: Judgment on the seat of the beast. Papal States invaded in 1798, Pope imprisoned, removed from power. 6th Vial: The Turks vast domain dried up, they were only left with Turkey. They lost control of Palestine in 1917 AD, Israel became a nation again in 1948

@Oren Black Too bad you don't still have it. It is now worth at least 100 bucks. Luckily I still have mine.

WAIT

Repent and follow Jesus my friend! Repenting doesn't mean confessing your sins to others, but to stop doing them altogether. Belief in Messiah alone is not enough to get you into heaven - Matthew 7:21-23, John 3:3, John 3:36 (ESV is the best translation for John 3:36). Contemplate how the Roman empire fulfilled the role of the beast from the sea in Revelation 13. Revelation 17 confirms that it is in fact Rome. From this we can conclude that A) Jesus is the Son of God and can predict the future or make it happen, B) The world leaders/nations/governments etc have been conspiring together for the last 3000+ years to accomplish the religion of the Israelites C) History as we know it is fake. You don't really need to speculate though because you can start a relationship with God and have proof. Call on the name of Jesus and pray for Him to intervene in your life. - Revelation 3:20 Revelation 6 1st Seal: White horse = Roman Empire conquering nations under Trajan 98-117 AD & Gospel spreading rapidly. 2nd Seal: Red horse, bloody civil wars with 32 different Emperors, most killed by the sword. 185-284 AD 3rd Seal: Black horse, economic despair from high taxes to pay for wars, farmers stopped growing. 200-250 AD 4th Seal: Pale horse, 1/4th of Romans died from famine, pestilence; at one point 5,000 dying per day. 250-300 AD 5th Seal: Diocletian persecuted Smyrna church era saints for ten years, blood crying out for vengeance. 303-312 AD 6th Seal: Political upheaval in the declining Roman Empire while the leaders battled each other. 313-395 AD Revelation 7 Sealing of 144,000, the saints, before trumpet war judgments, which led to the fall of the Roman Empire. Revelation 8 1st Trumpet: Alaric and the Goths attacked from the north, the path of hail, and set it on fire. 400-410 AD 2nd Trumpet: Genseric and the Vandals attacked the seas and coastlands, the blood of sailors in water. 425-470 AD 3rd Trumpet: Attila and the Huns scourged the Danube, Rhine & Po rivers area, dead bodies made water bitter. 451 AD 4th Trumpet: Odoacer and the Heruli caused the last Western Emperor (sun), Senate (moon) to lose power. 476 AD With the Western Roman Emperor (restrainer of 2 Thes. 2) removed; the son of perdition Popes took power. Revelation 9 Two woe judgments against the central 1/3rd and eastern 1/3rd of the Roman Empire. 612-1453 AD 5th Trumpet: Locust & scorpions point to Arabia, the rise of the Muslim army. Islam hides Gospel from Arabs. 612-762 AD 6th Trumpet: Turks released to attack Constantinople with large cannons (fire, smoke, brimstone). 1062-1453 AD Revelation 10 The little book is the printed Bible, which was needed after the Dark Ages when Scriptures were banned by Popes. Revelation 11 7th Trumpet: Martin Luther measured Roman Church; found that it’s an apostate church, not part of true temple. The two witnesses are the Scriptures and saints who proclaim the pure Gospel and testify against the antichrist Popes. Papal Church pronounced Christendom dead in 1514 AD. Silence for 3.5 years. Then Luther posted his 95 Thesis, which sparked the Protestant Reformation and brought the witnesses back to life. Millions of Catholics were saved. Revelation 12 Satan used the Roman Empire to try to wipe out the early Church, Satan was cast down as the Empire collapsed. Revelation 13 The antichrist beast Popes reigned in power 1,260 years, 538-1798, is the little horn of Daniel 7, son of perdition. The false prophet Jesuit Superior General rose to power from land (earth) of Vatican and has created many deceptions. Revelation 14 Points to great harvest during the Protestant Reformation & wrath on Catholic countries who obey antichrist Pope. Revelation 15 Overcoming saints victorious over the beast. Prelude to 7 vials and judgment on those who support Papal Rome. Revelation 16 1st Vial: The foul sore of atheism was poured out on Catholic France, leaving them with no hope, led to revolution. 2nd Vial: The French Revolution started in 1793, killed 250,000, as France had obeyed the Pope and killed saints. 3rd Vial: The French Revolution spread to rural areas of France, where Protestants had been killed in river areas. 4th Vial: The bloody Napoleonic wars shed the blood of countries who had revered and obeyed the antichrist Pope. 5th Vial: Judgment on the seat of the beast. Papal States invaded in 1798, Pope imprisoned, removed from power. 6th Vial: The Turks vast domain dried up, they were only left with Turkey. They lost control of Palestine in 1917 AD, Israel became a nation again in 1948

Ok, thanks

@@noemiamore5989 It's an obvious scam.

👍

I've read 1/199,495. Minimum HP and Defense for Ralts, Defense lowering nature for Ralts, max attack IV or semi-high attack and attack nature for Zigzagoon, two maximum damage Tackles that don't miss... yeah, unlikely to happen by accident.

@@Aethelia Which just seems weird to me. You would think since it's a scripted sequence, the stats of the Pokemon would all be predetermined.

I find that funnier than I probably should, gave me a good enough chuckle to tear up a bit XD

This world is rapidly passing away and I hope that you repent and take time to change before all out disaster occurs! Belief in messiah alone is not enough to grant you salvation - Matthew 7:21-23, John 3:3, John 3:36 (ESV is the best translation for John 3:36) if you believed in Messiah you would be following His commands as best as you could. If you are not a follower of Messiah I would highly recommend becoming one. Call on the name of Jesus and pray for Him to intervene in your life - Revelation 3:20. Contemplate how the Roman Empire fulfilled the role of the beast from the sea in Revelation 13 over the course of 1260+ years. Revelation 17 confirms that the beast is in fact Rome. From this we can conclude that A) Jesus is the Son of God and can predict the future or make it happen, B) The world leaders/nations/governments etc have been conspiring together for the last 3000+ years going back to Babylon and before, C) History as we know it is fake. You don't really need to speculate once you start a relationship with God. Can't get a response from God? Fasting can help increase your perception and prayer can help initiate events. God will ignore you if your prayer does not align with His purpose (James 4:3) or if you are approaching Him when "unclean" (Isaiah 1:15, Isaiah 59:2, Micah 3:4). Stop eating food sacrificed to idols (McDonald's, Wendy's etc) stop glorifying yourself on social media or making other images of yourself (Second Commandment), stop gossiping about other people, stop watching obscene content etc. Have a blessed day!

And the sequel to Dark Dawn while we're wishing.

It was ahead of its time. I can say the least. Such a amazing game.

It was a great game at the time

Very great game I'm surprised there hasn't been a remaster, easily makes up the top RPGs I've ever played

Yeah, I loved the GBA Golden Sun games; Dark Dawn on DS was okay, but I never found a good enemy for farming exp like the Wonder Birds that were in Lost Age

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Specifically Wally’s in Gen 3 is possible to lose. High enough Attack on the Zigzagoon, low enough HP and Defence on the Ralts, and a _High Roll_ Crit are required. The Battle instantly ends and Wally will act like he caught it.

Repent and follow Jesus my friend! Repenting doesn't mean confessing your sins to others, but to stop doing them altogether. Belief in Messiah alone is not enough to get you into heaven - Matthew 7:21-23, John 3:3, John 3:36 (ESV is the best translation for John 3:36). Contemplate how the Roman empire fulfilled the role of the beast from the sea in Revelation 13. Revelation 17 confirms that it is in fact Rome. From this we can conclude that A) Jesus is the Son of God and can predict the future or make it happen, B) The world leaders/nations/governments etc have been conspiring together for the last 3000+ years to accomplish the religion of the Israelites C) History as we know it is fake. You don't really need to speculate though because you can start a relationship with God and have proof. Call on the name of Jesus and pray for Him to intervene in your life. - Revelation 3:20 Revelation 6 1st Seal: White horse = Roman Empire conquering nations under Trajan 98-117 AD & Gospel spreading rapidly. 2nd Seal: Red horse, bloody civil wars with 32 different Emperors, most killed by the sword. 185-284 AD 3rd Seal: Black horse, economic despair from high taxes to pay for wars, farmers stopped growing. 200-250 AD 4th Seal: Pale horse, 1/4th of Romans died from famine, pestilence; at one point 5,000 dying per day. 250-300 AD 5th Seal: Diocletian persecuted Smyrna church era saints for ten years, blood crying out for vengeance. 303-312 AD 6th Seal: Political upheaval in the declining Roman Empire while the leaders battled each other. 313-395 AD Revelation 7 Sealing of 144,000, the saints, before trumpet war judgments, which led to the fall of the Roman Empire. Revelation 8 1st Trumpet: Alaric and the Goths attacked from the north, the path of hail, and set it on fire. 400-410 AD 2nd Trumpet: Genseric and the Vandals attacked the seas and coastlands, the blood of sailors in water. 425-470 AD 3rd Trumpet: Attila and the Huns scourged the Danube, Rhine & Po rivers area, dead bodies made water bitter. 451 AD 4th Trumpet: Odoacer and the Heruli caused the last Western Emperor (sun), Senate (moon) to lose power. 476 AD With the Western Roman Emperor (restrainer of 2 Thes. 2) removed; the son of perdition Popes took power. Revelation 9 Two woe judgments against the central 1/3rd and eastern 1/3rd of the Roman Empire. 612-1453 AD 5th Trumpet: Locust & scorpions point to Arabia, the rise of the Muslim army. Islam hides Gospel from Arabs. 612-762 AD 6th Trumpet: Turks released to attack Constantinople with large cannons (fire, smoke, brimstone). 1062-1453 AD Revelation 10 The little book is the printed Bible, which was needed after the Dark Ages when Scriptures were banned by Popes. Revelation 11 7th Trumpet: Martin Luther measured Roman Church; found that it’s an apostate church, not part of true temple. The two witnesses are the Scriptures and saints who proclaim the pure Gospel and testify against the antichrist Popes. Papal Church pronounced Christendom dead in 1514 AD. Silence for 3.5 years. Then Luther posted his 95 Thesis, which sparked the Protestant Reformation and brought the witnesses back to life. Millions of Catholics were saved. Revelation 12 Satan used the Roman Empire to try to wipe out the early Church, Satan was cast down as the Empire collapsed. Revelation 13 The antichrist beast Popes reigned in power 1,260 years, 538-1798, is the little horn of Daniel 7, son of perdition. The false prophet Jesuit Superior General rose to power from land (earth) of Vatican and has created many deceptions. Revelation 14 Points to great harvest during the Protestant Reformation & wrath on Catholic countries who obey antichrist Pope. Revelation 15 Overcoming saints victorious over the beast. Prelude to 7 vials and judgment on those who support Papal Rome. Revelation 16 1st Vial: The foul sore of atheism was poured out on Catholic France, leaving them with no hope, led to revolution. 2nd Vial: The French Revolution started in 1793, killed 250,000, as France had obeyed the Pope and killed saints. 3rd Vial: The French Revolution spread to rural areas of France, where Protestants had been killed in river areas. 4th Vial: The bloody Napoleonic wars shed the blood of countries who had revered and obeyed the antichrist Pope. 5th Vial: Judgment on the seat of the beast. Papal States invaded in 1798, Pope imprisoned, removed from power. 6th Vial: The Turks vast domain dried up, they were only left with Turkey. They lost control of Palestine in 1917 AD, Israel became a nation again in 1948

Don't reply to the comment above And yeah it would feel like it was genuinely respectful to offer the poke doll to cubones mother

Repent and follow Jesus my friend! Repenting doesn't mean confessing your sins to others, but to stop doing them altogether. Belief in Messiah alone is not enough to get you into heaven - Matthew 7:21-23, John 3:3, John 3:36 (ESV is the best translation for John 3:36). Contemplate how the Roman empire fulfilled the role of the beast from the sea in Revelation 13. Revelation 17 confirms that it is in fact Rome. From this we can conclude that A) Jesus is the Son of God and can predict the future or make it happen, B) The world leaders/nations/governments etc have been conspiring together for the last 3000+ years to accomplish the religion of the Israelites C) History as we know it is fake. You don't really need to speculate though because you can start a relationship with God and have proof. Call on the name of Jesus and pray for Him to intervene in your life. - Revelation 3:20 Revelation 6 1st Seal: White horse = Roman Empire conquering nations under Trajan 98-117 AD & Gospel spreading rapidly. 2nd Seal: Red horse, bloody civil wars with 32 different Emperors, most killed by the sword. 185-284 AD 3rd Seal: Black horse, economic despair from high taxes to pay for wars, farmers stopped growing. 200-250 AD 4th Seal: Pale horse, 1/4th of Romans died from famine, pestilence; at one point 5,000 dying per day. 250-300 AD 5th Seal: Diocletian persecuted Smyrna church era saints for ten years, blood crying out for vengeance. 303-312 AD 6th Seal: Political upheaval in the declining Roman Empire while the leaders battled each other. 313-395 AD Revelation 7 Sealing of 144,000, the saints, before trumpet war judgments, which led to the fall of the Roman Empire. Revelation 8 1st Trumpet: Alaric and the Goths attacked from the north, the path of hail, and set it on fire. 400-410 AD 2nd Trumpet: Genseric and the Vandals attacked the seas and coastlands, the blood of sailors in water. 425-470 AD 3rd Trumpet: Attila and the Huns scourged the Danube, Rhine & Po rivers area, dead bodies made water bitter. 451 AD 4th Trumpet: Odoacer and the Heruli caused the last Western Emperor (sun), Senate (moon) to lose power. 476 AD With the Western Roman Emperor (restrainer of 2 Thes. 2) removed; the son of perdition Popes took power. Revelation 9 Two woe judgments against the central 1/3rd and eastern 1/3rd of the Roman Empire. 612-1453 AD 5th Trumpet: Locust & scorpions point to Arabia, the rise of the Muslim army. Islam hides Gospel from Arabs. 612-762 AD 6th Trumpet: Turks released to attack Constantinople with large cannons (fire, smoke, brimstone). 1062-1453 AD Revelation 10 The little book is the printed Bible, which was needed after the Dark Ages when Scriptures were banned by Popes. Revelation 11 7th Trumpet: Martin Luther measured Roman Church; found that it’s an apostate church, not part of true temple. The two witnesses are the Scriptures and saints who proclaim the pure Gospel and testify against the antichrist Popes. Papal Church pronounced Christendom dead in 1514 AD. Silence for 3.5 years. Then Luther posted his 95 Thesis, which sparked the Protestant Reformation and brought the witnesses back to life. Millions of Catholics were saved. Revelation 12 Satan used the Roman Empire to try to wipe out the early Church, Satan was cast down as the Empire collapsed. Revelation 13 The antichrist beast Popes reigned in power 1,260 years, 538-1798, is the little horn of Daniel 7, son of perdition. The false prophet Jesuit Superior General rose to power from land (earth) of Vatican and has created many deceptions. Revelation 14 Points to great harvest during the Protestant Reformation & wrath on Catholic countries who obey antichrist Pope. Revelation 15 Overcoming saints victorious over the beast. Prelude to 7 vials and judgment on those who support Papal Rome. Revelation 16 1st Vial: The foul sore of atheism was poured out on Catholic France, leaving them with no hope, led to revolution. 2nd Vial: The French Revolution started in 1793, killed 250,000, as France had obeyed the Pope and killed saints. 3rd Vial: The French Revolution spread to rural areas of France, where Protestants had been killed in river areas. 4th Vial: The bloody Napoleonic wars shed the blood of countries who had revered and obeyed the antichrist Pope. 5th Vial: Judgment on the seat of the beast. Papal States invaded in 1798, Pope imprisoned, removed from power. 6th Vial: The Turks vast domain dried up, they were only left with Turkey. They lost control of Palestine in 1917 AD, Israel became a nation again in 1948